₦airaland Forum

XiaoLi:
What a responce, how i wish i can buy you a bottle of Cristal.

Their problem is suffering and smilling, their politicians will be wearing Gucci and driving Benz and send their children to school abroad while telling them to wear made in Nigeria and send their children to Agbara Oluwa school, they will clap and continue to pray. Nonsense.

erico2k2:
Never try that if not ur car will ha e covid cough

Shellsploit:
See taxi's
Better than the entire uber fleet in Nigeria

Shellsploit:
Lagos Independence tunnel sef

NwaNimo1:
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D.irty

S.tupid

S.coundrels

oluayebenz:
U are correct and on point but is that the reason why we should be predicting doom for the country?

oluayebenz:
Can't you just stop been negative

Always wishing bad for the country.....

Never take a time to pray for the country....
Is this the kind of mindset that will improve our dear nation?

God, why did I share same airspace with these kind of people

FalseProphet1:
I see dark forces around you trying to make you run mad, I see an angel of God standing very close to you to help you, but your sins are making it impossible for him to do anything, I see the mercy of God extended to you, I see you getting back in your feet.

This I have seen.

superior1:
Preventing hospitalization not preventing infection o.

Plan-demic

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

PeaceJoyLove:
Many battle different addictions. Hmmmm! The antidote to everything bad is to keep busy. The idle man is the devil's workshop.

Another attribute which helps is service to humanity. Mine was volunteering in church, but I stopped when I returned to Nigeria and realised it is a different ball game. When I find myself again outside Nigeria, surely, I will get involved wholeheartedly.

Instead of browsing porns, try to develop your brain. In this Nigeria that there is no job, just keep studying new materials and new subjects. I read everything that is profitable: science, art, food, health, philosophy, religion (I have reduced it cos I know I have found my God and I focus on what I know is right and true instead of experimenting or listening to fakes....I do not even want to hear nonsense again).

When you keep developing your mind, the zeal to engage in those nasty activities will be retarded. I dont even get it when people mention BBNaija. I mean what the heck is that? I dont even know anytning about it. Ifs only on NL and some blogs I see headlines, and I have not in any way tempted to watch it when I am eager to solve problems for humanity. I am always with my phone to find solutions. I chat with good people, network here and there to make new friends. I answer emails and PMs promptly just to help people cos I am committed to humanity. Where will I have time to watch BBnaija or porn?

One person told me about a series where a Nigerian married an older American lady and they kept following the lives of other people like the Kandashian girls. I guess the Nigerian boy is called Michael. I mean, what the heck is that kind of thing? I do not watch such senseless series. Never. Give me intelligent and educative series...I'm in. Crack your brain and solve crimes on TV. I do not get it how people sit down and laugh at senseless series.

As you lay your bed, so you sleep on it. You want easy life and enjoyment, but the end is filled with sorrows. Learn to develop your brain. Start putting quality materials there. Read about politics. Read CNN, New York Times, BBC, Wàshington Post, Bill Gates Notes, Warren Buffet Notes, etc. Follow Ngozi Iweala's activities in WTO. Study the mistakes past Nigerian Presidents made, and how OBJ seems to have been the best president so far. Find out why Jonathan failed, and why Buhari the dullard was forced to power and then Jagaban who helped him is about to fail. Know why some people are saying Osinbajo should be the next president. Read, digest, meditate, and develop your own theories. It is fun, and you just keep getting better going it. People will see you intelligent, but you know you haven't got there cos there are still many people you also look up to.

BrainSanitizer:
E choke!
Hello Righteousness2.
Seems they are offering Neymar incentive to desist from announcing Christ.
What hath thou to say concerning this?

daddytime:
Your head dey there....lol

daddytime:
Wow...nostalgic.

The first pic is Centreville. It used to be my playground where I play cat and mouse games with the Moroccan police and bandits.

I'd sneak in here to buy (Pesetas) Spanish currency back in the days and take back to the ghettos of Tarkadum, Heinada, and Yusofia to sell at a premium to fellow migrants set to cross the Meditteranean or Atlantic ocean into Spain.

OgogoroFreak:
This us not by pharoah o. Who ever enter that sit, Naira will continue to go down.

OgogoroFreak:
$1 = 550 Naira

lilvicky68:
Ok.. nothing fit make me argue with you..

I'd rather go and start selecting one bag of beans..

MajorOvakporaye:
Really? But why do BMC members have vultures as best friends?