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Poor teddy

[11/13, 15:20] Her: Lol
[11/13, 15:20] Her: If u treat me well
[11/13, 15:20] Her: Be loyal to me
[11/13, 15:20] Her : Give me money
[11/13, 15:20] Her : Fvck me well
[11/13, 15:20] Her : Den it will be just u


What one told me sometimes ago.
Today lekki, tomorrow ajah... All to see a friend or cousin and either pass the night or a couple of days. Wetin remain there to date abeg

Even presidents have mobile offices and bedrooms on their jets and co. If he doesn't have an allegation of sexual harassment, then I think they should simply leave him alone.
Until he collapse out of fatigue?

Absolutely not.
Things are different when you've got money

AdaNri1:
Until I see Buhari live in a press conference, I believe Jibril Al-Sudan is impersonating him.
Where is Buhari?

Man doesn't wanna die of coro naa

If na black man them fit don shoot am like that

Aloota continua, Buhari assist am

Anything he said said with the microphone came to pass. Y'all should check it out

All these attacks and kidnappings get political coloring too. It worked very well for APC then.

I need ice block for my head. OP wan kill person

I nursed one recently oo, now she's telling me if I can give her money, treat her well and Bleep her well, I'll be "the only one". And me i don't want

In a better country now, you'll expect this to lead to some serious busting of several criminals. But this is Nigeria

Vb

Jh0wsef:
You are inviting ulcer o. and when it comes, it can't go o

A man fell down flat for about 15mins on my street a week ago. We thought he was dead until someone tapped him. He was in excruciating pains.

What caused it? CHRONIC ULCER!

I once collapsed on a Sunday morning too oo, but doctor said it was low sugar level. All due to my habit of skipping meals.

I've skipped dinner for the past two days now and I've been unable to sleep well coz of that.
I must change my ways. Thanks you ooo

I see it as fun lol

Is there a government law against using cheat codes? Are you disobeying any known state law when you use cheat codes? If no, then cheat code isn't a sin.

Anything that doesn't have an explicitly stated punishment when you do them shouldn't be regarded to as "sin"

Yes naa.

All are sin before God.
The difference between you that thought lustfully and you that physically acted it is the risk of being caught, unwanted pregnancy and std.

I put my plate of food on the chair and then stoop next to it to eat. I only do that at home sha.

The act of eating is a stress for me. I only eat when I'm hungry. I don't take breakfast and dinner, but can eat heavy in the afternoon.

Babe still said yesterday that I need to add weight but I don't see that happening

Na Messi mentor she be sef

You'll know by How much she is willing to sacrifice...

Sacrifice are in levels too, so the higher the sacrifice, the higher the level of Love.

There's this girl I've been talking to since last year and from the look of things, she won't hesitate to date me, but one thing about her is that she doesn't call me, na me dey always call. She's a good girl oo, but if you won't be willing to call me for 3 minutes, then you don't deserve a relationship with me.

At some point I thought you were talking about the girl I went out with today.

It was first of this very kind for me too, i had much fun.

paulolee:
DTS normal na....woman too get wahala for body.....dose guys without sisters like me are very lucky..

guys with sisters are the luckier oo.
i have three sisters and ive learnt to live with them, no even add my mum own, i deserve a national award abeg.

one thing that scares me about many women is that ogbanje spirit of stubbornness!!!!
i cant just cope with it.

NEWBIN:
I think she is mad

case closed!!

somebody should tell this temi girl to stop bugging my phone lines...
let her move on with her life, i no do again

iwobi, yahoo player

Fuckingmallam45:
He might have his shortcomings, but that doesn’t mean that he cannot states out what’s not proper in the Country. Even the ones that enrolled for the Npower, who told you that, they can read and write?

We can only fault the government for running a tattered and decayed educational system. The whole country is in shambles abeg.

Change it for her and she'll stop calling

Leave them, they aren't complaining to you either. What has become of the ones that can read and write? Npower?

Shortyy:
Men are sex addicts. Spits

Guess who your spit landed on? Yeah, male folks in your household
I can't begin to imagine that you're a product of a sex addict sef. Disgusting

Don't take me serious, just kidding

I sell lawn mowers Sir. I also dreal in all types of pesticides. I'll also recommend that you don't plant any seed there until you collect C of O.