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All these tetfund projects whose prices have been soaked like ijebu garrison... the kind of corruption that goes on in that place ehn, only God can help

Salvador1:
Thank God I'm now a graduate.

To hell with ASUU and there wahala.

hmmm, and you cannot differentiate between "their" and "there"

Hadampson:
So, are you saying fire wouldn't have burned them assuming they have accepted Jesus Christ

ode! You lack understanding fa

MelesZenawi:
Tell your designers flooding his Twitter page to mind their business and go design for Kia.

why are you so pained about the logo designer

While having a chat with a friend, I was told of Okafor’s law of Congodynamics. And I must say it's both crazy and almost true. What's your take

The law states:

C1 + P = C∞

This means that once a Congo has been shined once (C1), it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly (P) the previous times.

In other words, if you’ve slept with someone before and you maybe did a good job, chances are high that you always will be able to do it again, and again, and again… *cue Barney Stinson’s voice for the echo here*

According to Urban Dictionary, “this statement applies to guys mostly. If you have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom, the belief is that you can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises.”

Obviously, there are variables to consider, including but not limited to:

M – Marital Status
O – opportunity
F – Financial status of either party
S – State at which the relationship ended, and so on.

*he's a man u fan*

Madibah:
Luck ran out...
I'm sure his a man u fan

Stupid list

OP, please whats the title of the song used in the video

post=80390850:
Saraki : The worst senate President in the history of Nigeria.

Never again will that calamity befall us as a nation.

I used to give you a benefit of doubt, thinking you might see some objectivity that others do not see while arguing on this forum. Now I know you, rather no I'm sure you lack any trace of national interest, honesty and objectivity. So in your myopic mind, the last senate did wrongly by throwing out the nominations of those unqualified old hags who steal the position that was promised you and I many years ago as future leaders... Please have sense so that this country can move forward

And you just had to play the tribalism card.... Ode that's why you couldn't spell "their"

DuMebi1030:
Afonja peeple and there server

Well-done Mr slave trader! Recognition of people who have broaden the scope of thought not based on ethnicity but on merit doesn't make one a slave or having slave mentality. I'm in no way undermining the African scholars but me not mentioning them doesn't make me a slave. I named someone whose work I admire not only in philosophy but in mathematics. So bros give yourself brain

y3mi:
NAMES OF MEMBERS ON THIS THREAD WHOSE ANSWERS ONLY TRUE SONS & DAUGHTERS OF AFRICA CAN GIVE

WiLdFLame
ORUNMILA IS A NOT JUST A GREAT PHILOSOPHER, IN HUMAN FORM HE IS THE GREATEST, ORUNMILLA is the only deity who witnessed it when allllllha/yahweh Eledumare/Chineke/Abasi/Uban'giji/Oghene (GOD) was bringing forth creation. ORUNMILLA is the force of nature that preside over all thing knowledge and wisdom thus The GOD of WISDOM and the custodian of the ancient IFA CORPUS (repository of all esoteric knowledge here and beyond this world).
oalandAgents2
Our great great grandfathers were more philosophical than all those European and Chinese figure our enslaved brothers and sisters have been so educated to mention so far.
QuietHammer
Can you blame them, well yes, I think we can, Why can't they think ?
PS: are you related to InvertedHammer ?
gwafaeziokwu
Ma niqqa
Sheunma
Orunmilla for sure, Rene Descartes; an honorable mention and whom I even feel more than those overrated Greek plagiarists and unreal prophet of doom from the semitic world.
lordskid
Ofcourse he is so right typing Orunmila, unlike them children of slaves here who continue to prove there's nothing their ancestors have that is teachable to the world, only to consume what they are fed, when in fact we got the real deal here, why are Europeans and Americans of today are eager to die for IFA studies (AFA in Igbo), learning all the countless philosophies and esoteric powers encoded in it. Traveling here with so much eager to to learn and acquire as many as possible, no matter how long it takes.
Flier
Do you have any idea the amount of scientific knowledge in the African believe system, tho not empirical but effective, science tells us about a fundamental force called gravity, measured and calibrated it based on an agreed upon value and constant, like they did all other spatial, vector, scalar and so called fundamental qualities but can modern come up with an effective and perfect means to defy defy gravity without any external device or machinery ? You alone can suspend an object in thing air with the right incantation, study the incantation deeply by breaking it down and you would realized how words are programmed to manipulate/control/command that same force scientists decide to call gravity, which is just a meager part of the real thing, where is the source of the incantation, Orunmilla as passed down through it disciples from precient times unknown to dated history everyone is used to.
Sunky200
Wa gba yi!!! Even if they don't know Orunmilla as bastardized by that miseducating nollywood and demonized by pro-Christian/Islam Nigeria, they could at least mention names of classical musicians from their respective tribes who sing music with deep philosophies and proverbs (popular or not), it's better than all those thieves they keep mentioning
Tetehjewels
Kudos to you brethren for typing in Pete Edochie! You are not a slave.
dotunbidemi
Preach to them, they all stole from Africa...
iyke926
To add to Bob Marley is Fela Kuti, Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka which they've all failed to mention, what do you expect from people who behave and think like only a slave would ?
FRESHG
Ori e wa n be. ORUNMILLA surpasses all prophets, philosophers, wizard, scientists, mage, genius that would ever come to exist, his esoteric teachings alone is enough to solve various problem of the world, not to talk of all the divine powers he has access to.
mcayomind
You are duly sighted! human.
7lives Fuqman
Thank you both for mentioning that, informing them slaves who love licking the the toes of the idol figures slammed on them by their Euro-arab slave masters.


NAMES OF MEMBERS ON THIS THREAD WHOSE ANSWERS ONLY SLAVES CAN GIVE

SLAVES ACCORDING TO THEIR SERIAL NUMBER ON THIS THREAD
1. rentAcock (slave)
2. judgementyard (slave)
3. fedrick901 (slave)
4. judgementyard (slave)
5. Amuocha (slave)
6. msmon (slave)
7. starbuck (slave)
8. Drienzia (slave)
9. arantess (slave)
10. Muhylonaire (slave)
11. sammyj (slave)
12. wyqay (slave)
13. spacks (slave)
14. SEEDORF441 (slave)
15. Hedonisst (slave)
16. whitebeard (slave)
17. VAPatrick (slave)
18. olatex25 (slave)
19. Enosa1 (slave)
20. leyeakanji (slave)
21. Odunharry (slave)
22. dermmy (slave)
23. Jokerman (slave)
24. SouthSouth1914 (slave)
25. Ultimus (slave)
26. Dinirojones (slave)
27. aod1 (slave)
28. Garrieveryday (slave)
29. AreaFada2 (slave) where did all those Greco-roman philosophers you mentioned including those who taught them plagiarize there knowledge from ?
30. Scandinavian02 (slave) fool so it's until someone publishes their philosophy can he become a philosopher, I bet if you know what philosophy means in your dialect ?
31. rexel99 (slave)
32. jaxxy (slave how far na ?)
33. lastempero (slave)
34. Carlyboi (slave)
35. CanadaOrBust (slave)
36. Uzomavictor (slave)
37. fieryy (slave)
38. Justinba1997 (slave)
39. Austineva (slave)
40. aaronson (SSSSlave)
41. KamalMarx (slave)
42. omoadeleye (slave)


*more slave names to be added to the list
*As their parents who can't really be blamed has always worship, extol and acknowledge the figures of their European and Arab slave masters so does the list below shows the handles of Nairaland members on this thread who reflect what they've been taught by their folks which further confirms as proof that majority of Africans are incapable of liberating their minds from mental slavery as the answers they have provided on this topic are the types only fake sons & daughters of Africa whose thought-process have been enslaved by all thing foreign can give (even if there were taught in western/Arabic school or not.

Rule 1 says he should look for a house of #8000 or less which is unrealistic. The truth remains that all these theories will be mere theories as long as the person doesn't do the needful. With 80k monthly your annual income is 960k. Go for the house as long as you have a plan for your future.

ugo4u:
The rules are simple.
1) Never spend more than 10% of your income on house rent.
2) Save atleast 10% of your salary.
3) The remaining percentage can be used at your discretion.
4) Rule 1 and 2 are extremely important.

You might have synchronised your email account on another device and the person with this other device be deleting them or probably storage problem. The later happened to me recently after giving my old phone to my nephew unknown to me that my email account was still synchronised.

Pythagoras.... Not many know his contributions to philosophy most only are aware of c2= a2+ b2

Your write up shows your level of deceit. Like Boko Haram will ask what tribe you're before shooting. Please you guys should be more objective with your comments and stop pushing hate agenda

goodnessme1:
Boko haram is northern mineral resources.in fact a very lucrative business.

So let them enjoy what they created,

i can still remember how these boko haram started by killing only Igbos in north,
then they and their friends from waste were happy shouting kill them all,the way they were shouting kill all igbo youths during the operation python dance by the terrorist army.tomorrow If these same terrorist army start killing them,they will start expecting us to sympathise with them.

I can still remember how one of my hard headed uncle was force to come down to east around 2013.
He told us how boko haram are been lead by youths of the village,going from house to house,shop to shop where igbos are living and doing business.
First he did not agree to come back to east until when his best friend over there was killed in his house with his servant.that was when he left north leaving only his sells girl who is an hausa to sell off all the remaining goods.

Thank God he is doing fine here in east now.

I also remember what he told us how boko haram lead by the youth of the village(these are the people they know and always dash money)killed an igbo man in his shop,then later igbo men in that area gathered to plan how to bring back the corpse of the dead man back to east,
they where in the meeting when these same people came and open fire to them killing more than ten people.



Evil that men do lives with them.

Better thank your stars you schooled there simply because you'd have been used as a bad example..... I rep AGE'17

Shibaraba:
Weyrey school
Na only book church and Ile kewu them sabi
If no be for us wey dey drink and organise shows way back na religious camp e for turn to
I miss giving shalewa Touch your toe for basketball court.

Here are pictures of Twitter banter between a Simi fan who thought he was defending Simi's use of an offensive word "gediffok" against someone who turned out to be her mother. The conversation was just hilarious.
https://twitter.com/SympLySimi/status/1140290885587857408?s=19

I distinguished myself well during the elections in Rivers state o... Make I no hear say one tin one tin
Them never even pay me transport allowance till date

The problem with the South East is that they see everyone as their enemy and blame them for their woes. I am in no way in support of the action of the North and so are a lot of southwesterners. Rather build bridges by friendly politicking you're here initiating social media sentiments. It obvious the nation is heading towards anarchy with the current situation but without the greedy southeast politicians the North wouldn't have held sway.

Justiceleague1:
Watch and see how sophisticated yorubas will flood this thread with nitrogenous ewedu and sulphuric gbegiri gas



Just grab ya pop-agbado and wait



Lzaa immhotep

bankyblue:
Ogun state as lost is glory, looking back and counting all the big achiever's in that state.

But now, what u get or the news that comes out now is blood money, repe etc

and that's why you can't construct correct sentence with correct spellings

blackboy:
Is it now every 8 years they change uniform? Or get a new design? This is corruption and blatant waste of tax payers money and our oil money

may God grant you understanding. The New uniform reflect her new position. Not that the entire police force is changing uniform.

I remember when a friend of mine had this experience, he was returning from football training and suspected the guys walking behind him. the guys suddenly ran past him and my friend said he couldn't feel his balls so he gave them a chase. Long and short, they all landed in police station, the guys were locked up and my friend was asked to return the following morning for medical checkup. The doctors didn't find anything wrong with my guys genitals. Police released the accused and my guy was thrown behind bars... I coughed out #2500 to bail his ass but I collect my money back sha

It will surprise you what this so called small boys can do when armed

kennygee:
Just look at the small small boys Uncle General is using.

Wasting their lives away.

So we had this new neighbour in my area in Akure, a white garment church "prophet" . Our street is a small Close, with friendly neighbours. Some few weeks after this guy came he started holding vigils every night. They pray from 12am to 4am shouting heavily. And on Saturdays, in the morning holds a prayer session where they also pray loudly. It became a serious nuisance to the entire neighbourhood. We reported the guy to his landlord and the landlord told him to either stop causing nuisance or come for his refund. And he stopped. My point his the honorable judge should have threaded a more civil means in sorting the issue. I am a Christian and I must say living Close to churches and mosque with those loud speakers can be very frustrating.

I really don't see success here, with an investment of over 45 billion naira what this article indicated was a return of between 2.3 and 3 billion naira in two years. I don't think that's wise investment. Considering the kind of interest would have accrued if it were a bank loan. The government should rather put more effort in curbing the activities of illegal miners like they are doing for oil bunkerers

The car is equipped with defensive apparatus which include guns and the president's rhesus negative blood type. Bullet proof, bomb proof and chemical attack proof. Not even armour piercing Bullet can dent this car. Well, when you're the leader of the civilised World with so many enemies, you can't have less.

This sagay is just mad. He makes unguarded utterances. So cos he doesn't want the supreme court to "disenfranchise" Zamfara voter's, the law that says part should hold credible primaries with inec as witness should be jettisoned? The people in Zamfara who voted apc voted knowing this outcome was possible. Abi in the case of Rivers, supreme court should have handpicked candidates for apc when they all failed to agree on who is who?. I doubt if this guy deserves his SAN title

Lies from the pit of hell!!!! The company itself hasn't made profit of 10mill much less giving 100mill to one irresponsible spoilt child

They should have listed using an IPO

[quote author=Mynd44 post=78097679]I see Lola Shoneyin there[/quotde]
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