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RomanceRe: About The Gold Diggers Called Naija Ladies by apelike1: 2:56pm On Mar 03, 2019
AntiBrutus:
I like that you all acknowledge this... smiley
may look and sound doesn't mean someone is intelligent undecided

Use your fishbrain to think na!
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Snaps At Womb Watchers Over "Are You Pregnant?" Questions by apelike1: 2:36pm On Mar 03, 2019
But she should have at least have a child to avoid all this embarrassment undecided

Just look at davido, 2baba and the rest planting child one place to another, are there not having the same preek? undecided

Banki w pls do something or tell us the truth! Don't give us that bull story of cancer!

We want to see our grandson or daughter


The problem with we Nigeria men we emphasize beauty over prosperity! Your wife may have spoiled her womb in the past due to abortion or something so this end result!

Before we Marry we have to thoroughly check the past of our naija women to avoid implications in life.


The fruit of the labour is a big thing we don't joke with! It shows how real of a woman you are, but if you can't produce any child you are as useless as a shiit.


ALWAYS SPEAK THE TRUTH
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Understand By Blaspheming Against The Holy Ghost? by apelike1: 9:27am On Mar 03, 2019
Why little answer?

If you give your life to Christ Jesus and received the holy Spirit and later converted to Islam because of money or Worldly riches! That's is a blasphemy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by apelike1: 12:38am On Mar 03, 2019
ebohstepn:
Me I know I have a problem when it comes to female. I easily have girls that crushes on me, easily get them to my bed and to be my girlfriend. But I have never been in a relationship for up to 6months. In fact the longest I have ever been is 3months. Am the one that always kill the relationship, I always just lose interest, some of the ladies in particular always try their best to make the relationship work but am always never serious. Most of my friends have told me jokely that girls wa son swear for me go Dan many. Now there is this girl I wanted to date, she was into me but I became tired of breaking her hearts so I decided that I will friend zone her, that's want I did and now she is my best friend. People thinks we are dating , but little do de know. Some of my friends believe she changed me but I knw that the day that I will have sex with her she will become so little and like nothing in my eyes, now she even keeps track of the girls I have left since me and her became friends 3 years ago. Now my question is that I know I like her and she loves me but I d'nt want to break her heart by dating her, so what should I do for this feeling I usually have after I have slept with a girl? I want it to stop. I d'nt want to be a cheat and a heart breaker but I can't just help me. I tired. Since December last year I came back from school I have not asked any girl out because of the fear of what will happen later, and does girls d'nt even spend time they just always say yes some self I d'nt really ask them out, just getting a little close to them and bomb they are down. In my lodge in school I finished, I slept with all the girls in the lodge expect one. And I even slept with most of their Friends. I believe what attract them to me is my handsomeness and I look rich, am not yet rich. So my people what is the way out for me. am not getting any younger, if I can't keep a relationship for at list 6months then how can I get married? I do really have a problem, at first it was fun but now it no longer fun am afraid for girls for me. So have kept my self off for now and I do have many girls giving me green light even my mom knows about this and she even now banned me from staying in church after closing of service. I go straight home with her. Abeg end of long story, watin I go do abeg, am dieing slowly.
give your life to Christ Jesus!

You are experiencing an demonic influence
RomanceRe: Deborah, Skinny Model Twerks Better Than Curvy Ladies, Goes Nude For Artwork by apelike1: 10:39pm On Mar 02, 2019
Breakingfamous:
This beautiful skinny Nigerian model has been making impact lately.

www..com exclusively brings to you a beautiful Nigerian model, Deborah.

Deborah is a skinny and beautiful Nigerian model and an entrepreneur.

gathers that she is the owner of Debchina's closett.

She recently went nude to mark her birthday and also went nude for a beautiful body artwork.

Deborah uses the #skinny to describe her figure.

She shared her twerking video to tell curvy twerkers that she can beat them in twerking despite her skinny body type.

Go girl!

Watch her videos here and see more photos....

SOURCE: .com
first time seeing an HIV patient

My preek can't even react to this angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Goes Philosophical As His Girlfriend Gets Engaged To Someone Else by apelike1: 10:27pm On Mar 02, 2019
G1STM0RE:
GistMore.com

Nigerian man goes philosophical as his girlfriend gets engaged to someone else.

See more here - http://gistmore.com/nigerian-man-goes-philosophical-as-his-girlfriend-gets-engaged-to-someone-else
when I was telling our men that naija women are useless piece of shiiit them won't listen undecided

Now you want to go mad for just one piece of smelly nyash that will still cheat on you undecided

Now my brother! Your eyes have open to see the way our naija women are similar to pig!


My brothers out there! Dont be decieve by their nyash and breasst! There are all useless! I repeat! There are all useless piece of shiit angry


FOLLOW NAIJA WOMEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
FamilyRe: Divorce Your Wife, Lose Your House To Her - Oyo Court Rules by apelike1: 9:38pm On Mar 02, 2019
GraGra247:
Ok, then teach me. Cos the level of senseless selfishness of some of you women defies logic.

All you women and feminists advocate for is for the women to get everything the man worked for his entire life with his sweat and blood.

Until then nobody understands anything before the eyes of people like you.

I don't blame any of you women. I blame the idioitic morons that change the laws to make men slaves to you people.

But trust me it won't last because men will wake to the reality one day.
my brother!

Leave those apes. That's why them say women have fish brain.

This kind of law is seriously affecting the west and so the decline of marriage and childbirth!
FamilyRe: Divorce Your Wife, Lose Your House To Her - Oyo Court Rules by apelike1: 8:01pm On Mar 02, 2019
adontcare:
Mr apelike1
Miss adontcare
EducationRe: Meet The Lady Whose Incredible Facial Illusions Are Driving The Internet Crazy by apelike1: 4:19pm On Mar 02, 2019
ExAngel007:
Romanie-Jade Tulloch, a 20-year-old self-taught
makeup artist from Nottingham, in the UK,


combines her love of makeup and art to create
mind-blowing optical illusions on her face.

Romanie has always been into makeup, but she
only started focusing on it two years ago, in the
hopes of becoming a freelance makeup artist. She
never studied professional makeup, preferring
instead to hone her skills by watching online
tutorials and experimenting with various cosmetics.
Having studied fine arts for two years in college,


she naturally drifted from conventional makeup to
painting artistic optical illusions on her face and
posting her best work on Instagram. Before she
knew it, she had hundreds of thousands of
followers on the popular social network.


“I didn’t study makeup, but I was home educated by
my mum, and then I studied for a fine art extended
diploma at NCN college,” Romanie-Jade Tulloch told
English newspaper Metro, last year. “I feel like
these things really helped me focus on growing my
art and different techniques, which funnily enough
still helps me when I’m doing my makeup illusions.”
The self-taught artist mostly relies on small
paintbrushes and professional makeup products you
can find in pretty much any cosmetics store, and
spends between three and five hours on a single
artwork.

Romanie’s impressive makeup art has blown up on
Instagram, and in less than two years, she has
amassed a following of over 300,000 people. She
also posts makeup tutorials on her YouTube
channel.

Romanie-Jade Tulloch is just one of the expert
makeup artist who use Instagram to share their
mind-blowing optical illusions with the world. In the
past, we’ve featured many other such talented
individuals, like Mimi Choi, Luca Luce, Dain Yoon or
Monika Fal�ik.

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie.jpg

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie1.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie2.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie3.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie4.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie5.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2019/mar/01/rommie6.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/news/117383/meet-romaniejade-the-lady-whose-incredible-facial.html

lalasticlala
the last picture look like someone Is cumming on her undecided

She most have copied those IndecentStar
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Talks About Losing The Election And His Wife’s Reaction To It by apelike1: 4:16pm On Mar 02, 2019
atutupoyoyo2211:
Your comment is not only insensitive, it also shows the level of your IQ, very unintelligent. My wife and i have been married for 4 years and we chose not to have kids yet until we are ready and we are almost ready. So please, try and have some sense, its not that expensive.
you and banki are two different thing!

You are living a poverty life, so I won't expect you to bring a child into your poverty life, while banki is not living the life of a poverty. He should have at least have a child. undecided



Just my opinion
FamilyRe: Divorce Your Wife, Lose Your House To Her - Oyo Court Rules by apelike1: 4:08pm On Mar 02, 2019
ijustdey:
https://www.tribuneonlineng.com/193686/
naija women nyash is like freezer that anybody can just go and open undecided


Pera venture I married those apes (naija women which I won't spread my seed with) and she cheat me. will she still have the house (my own house I worked for)?
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Pushes Her Cameraman For Going Beyond His Work (Photos) by apelike1: 10:18am On Mar 01, 2019
ELVISHOT:
Nollywood Actress and musician Cossy Ojiako in a photoshoot pushes his camera man for going beyond his area of specialization.

The push the camera man received from cossy i wonder if he will survive without getting injured.

The camera man should have just focus on his work,not to go close to her selling point.

May God help him, because those things up there in the chest are really tempting.


Watch Video below
Source:

http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/02/actress-cossy-ojiako-pushes-his-camera.html
useless women
HealthRe: Ex MBGN, Emmanuella Yaboh Organizes Breastcancer Awareness Program In Lagos by apelike1: 12:41pm On Feb 26, 2019
No breast showing?
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by apelike1: 3:12pm On Feb 25, 2019
APC 309,982


Buhari on express way to president
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by apelike1: 2:49pm On Feb 25, 2019
Send those useless parties scores through WhatsApp message angry

We are here for APC and PDP
CrimeRe: I Only Slept With Her Thrice’ – Man Arrested For Defiling Wife’s Sister. by apelike1: 11:42am On Feb 25, 2019
DonCrack:
Police have arrested an Islamic cleric for allegedly defiling a six-year-old girl in his single room apartment at Bariga area of Lagos State. The suspect, AbdulLateef Mustapha (38), was said to have lured the girl into his room when his wife had travelled out of the state for a function.

The incident occurred on February 16 at Mojoyinola Street, Bariga. After the cleric had carnal knowledge of the girl, she told an elderly woman in their compound what her sister’s husband did to her. The woman then raised the alarm and brought it to the attention of a Non-Governmental Organisation (NGO), Child Protection Network.

The Coordinator of Child Protection Network, Somolu Branch, Mr. Toyin Okanlawon, said immediately the information got to the organisation’s notice, the officials moved swiftly and the matter was reported to the police who then arrested Mustapha the following day. He said: “Initially, when the suspect was arrested by policemen from Bariga Division, he denied the allegation.

He said how can he sleep with her wife’s cousin? But when the girl was brought before him, it was then he opened up that he only slept with her thrice.

“When the girl was taken to the hospital, it was confirmed she was defiled and she had also being infected with Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) and her bladder had been ruptured which made her to be bedwetting whenever she sleeps.” Some of the friends of the Islamic cleric berated him but were said to have pleaded with the DPO to pardon him.

His wife also reportedly begged for mercy, saying that they would go home and resolve it amicably. But the DPO was said told the suspect’s wife and friends that there was nothing he could do. According to the DPO, the matter is a state case which no one should toy with.

The matter has been transferred to the State Criminal Investigations and Intelligence Department (SCIID), Panti, Yaba, for further investigation. When contacted, the state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), CSP Chike Oti, promised to get back to our correspondent

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/02/i-only-slept-with-her-thrice-man.html?m=1
Muhammed in the Quran defile 8 yrs old Ahisa, so what's the big deal undecided
CelebritiesRe: Vivian Gist: Traditional Wedding Pictures Of Illikannu Chinaza Mary-Vivian by apelike1: 10:07am On Feb 20, 2019
Corrinthians:
This is unnecessary. Celebrate such things with others when they celebrate. You don't have to be a wet blanket all the time.
ok corrinthian chaper 2:4
RomanceRe: Oyinbo Man Finds Love In Africa, Takes Her To His Country(photos) by apelike1: 8:46am On Feb 20, 2019
martineverest:
they don't use juju powers...white men see Kenya woman as more faithful wives than Nigerian women...my brother in Europe once told me that European men now prefer east Africans to Nigeria women as a result of the cheating nature of naija women with fellow naija men
thank you!

This is exactly what is going on!

Our naija women are soooo danm stvpid even there shiit is rejecting them
RomanceRe: My Body Moves Very Fast And It's Embarrassed Me On Many Occasions. I Need Help?? by apelike1: 7:10pm On Feb 19, 2019
kraayfeesh:
good afternoon my people I have a lil problem I'll like to share here and at the same time seek for possible solutions.
I promise not to bore you with a prolonged write up.

1. My body moves very fast
2. I'm one this one minute man.

I'm no sex freak really, this is what I'm always saying to my girl but each time she touches me romantically or we are just so close to each other boom my body moves and my manhood starts rising and I start getting uncomfortable and embarrassed (this doesn't happen if somebody I'm not emotionally attached to touch me tho). this on so many occasion has nullified the authenticity of the fact that I'm no sex freak!! but my babe thinks I'm just telling her lies.

my body charges quickly and as well comes down quickly. I don't like it, I don't wanna give impressions to my new girl that am up for sex every time she touches me or we are close.

I guess its becomes my body charges very fast is why I don't last in bed either.

What do I do I need help please!??
preek matter no get ending
CelebritiesRe: Xandy Kamel: I Am Dating 10 Men And They All Understand by apelike1: 3:34pm On Feb 19, 2019
MrGist:
From; GistMore.com

Ghanaian actress, Xandy Kamel has revealed that she is dating 10 men. According to the dark-skinned curvy actress, each of the men all know that there are 9 others apart from them.

She said.

People see me in a negative perception because I always say the truth and do things for myself. I am being me and I do what makes me happy. To be honest, I am dating 10 men and they all understand each other.

Xandy Kamel also added that the men are beginning to clash with one another when they meet at the entrance of her house.

This perhaps explains why a few months ago she said that if care is not taken, her Vjayjay will soon become as big as a manhole.

See more here - http://gistmore.com/i-am-dating-10-men-and-they-all-understand-actress-xandy-kamel
this one have an official bussiness with native doctors
SportsRe: Mikel Obi, Olga Diyache, Their Twin Daughters Enjoy A Stroll In The UK(Photos) by apelike1: 3:31pm On Feb 19, 2019
Ewedegubbler:
Shut the hell up, Below is my wife, she’s neither Nigerian nor Igbo, cooks better Naija food then 90% of Nigerian women I know, has got better manners than Naija women, adores my mother and family, has got no business with native doctors nor those evil pastors and above all she respects and treats me so well..
If mikel finds those in his wife why then will he waste his time with those evil disrespectul hustiers ?
go one!

90% of naija women have had an official bussiness with native doctors on way or the other! undecided

That's why you will see them wearing waist band or bead to trap innocent souls.

I only pity our guys phucking those black women undecided
RomanceRe: Young Black Guy Rocks His Heavily Pregnant Oyinbo Lover by apelike1: 3:24pm On Feb 19, 2019
onosbaba3310:
mtcheeew, she is not too old na,
would have married her too.
what am I even gaining from this young broke Nigerian pussies I have been bleeping,
nothing, not even an ordinary blue card...
I prefer to marry an old white woman that our broke poverty stinky naija women!
RomanceRe: Young Black Guy Rocks His Heavily Pregnant Oyinbo Lover by apelike1: 3:23pm On Feb 19, 2019
LONGPREEK:
i dey tell u. The ratchet Negros are annoying
simple as A B C
RomanceRe: Young Black Guy Rocks His Heavily Pregnant Oyinbo Lover by apelike1: 3:12pm On Feb 19, 2019
Olawalesmarter:
You are the most insecure fustrated Black Man i have ever seen. Your Mentality and Mindset is totally messed up
thank you!
SportsRe: Mikel Obi, Olga Diyache, Their Twin Daughters Enjoy A Stroll In The UK(Photos) by apelike1:
Yomzzyblog:
From; YomzzyBlog.com

Super Eagles captain and Middlesbrough midfielder, Mikel Obi, took to his social media space to share this photo as himself, his partner, Olga Diyachenko and their twin daughters, Ava and Mia, stepped out for a stroll in Durham, UK.

Gists via: https://www.yomzzyblog.com/2019/02/mikel-obi-his-partner-and-their-twin-daughters-enjoy-stroll.html
Marry black women at your own risk undecided
RomanceRe: Young Black Guy Rocks His Heavily Pregnant Oyinbo Lover by apelike1: 2:41pm On Feb 19, 2019
I love this!

Unlike our black baboons called naija women who only know nothing but sex and money! undecided

I can see one of our female moderator is barking like a barking dog up there undecided

Anytime our black women see we marrying the White women, they instinctly start behaving miserable.

Naija women are the most insecure set of frustrated black race I have ever seen angry

As for me and my family, we shall never go near those black creature called naija women angry
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by apelike1: 10:46am On Feb 19, 2019
preciouschiomy:
Your wife is in deep trouble because you mindset is so shallow. You really think men are the only ones working and providing for families.That poor woman maybe working, taking care of the 5 children and house chores all by herself.
shut up shallow minded individual undecided
PhonesRe: What's The Best Midnight Data Plan Available? by apelike1: 12:20am On Feb 19, 2019
offdavidsnr:
I use glo night plan also cool n weekend plan dope 500 3gb

200 1.8 gb 3 days valid
code please!
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by apelike1: 11:38pm On Feb 18, 2019
chiefqueen:
Na wa o. You didn't even understand what she said you're already rambling.
"hope you have 'help'..." as in house help, house girl or boy.


Besides, paying bills doesn't drain energy, it's not an excuse to not do house work.

Also, he didn't mention if his wife is a working class lady, so she might be getting tired from work too.
I feel you are not working if I'm correct!

When you start working ya will understand better especially when you engage in an enterprenure

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