FIRST TERM EXAM
COURSE: COMMON SENSE
1. Imagine someone working for GTBank and having their name on Zeniths payroll. In one word, describe the Zenith bank MANAGER aka OP?
A. Mumu B. Fool C. Idiot D. Imbe.cile

That was how one idiot sent me a message on WhatsApp yesterday reminding me that Christmas is close, I asked her what she was going to buy for me and so ended the conversation

Nope. English is just 1 language out of over 1000 languages

kherlly:



Hmm that's kinda personal but the thing is that we can't be together due to certain future occurance

OK.

He who pays the piper dictates the beat. Women should have this in mind, the day you start paying bride price and collect list, is the day you are free to act the way you please but before then, it's still a mans world. Women are guided by the law of diminishing returns, and that's why they can't afford to be hoes

kherlly:
I won't bored you guys with long episode so I will be brief bout this............... I and my lady has been together for eight years and this year we decided to take matter to main level (marriage) but our findings from our different pastors shows we ain't compatible.



I'm sad... The girl is down too... We dunno what to... Should we quit

So after 1 hour speaking to two Pastors, you came to realise that you have been a fool for 8 years? First of all, what's the said compatability issue about?

Let her try and improve a bit, even if she's able to speak fluently, it doesn't mean the children would also be able to cos if that was the case, he would be fluent

2016 thread in 2018 Forward ever ,backward never

A mixture of the two for me, I can't afford to give birth to an intelligent monkey or a barbie doll

Terrible defending costs us today

Koscielny is a shadow of himself, his position has cost us dearly

Say na she born me

Some have food but cannot eat; Some can eat but have no food; We have food and we can eat; Glory be to you oh Lord. Sing this song over and again, and if you still don't know what to do, then you need deliverance

She clearly has issues communicating but you are not left out cos it's either you ask too many questions or don't know when not to ask. There are somethings you see and keep quiet and the timing also if you choose to ask is important, it could be that she's the type who doesn't talk when emotional. It's important to study your partner, both of you are on different wavelengths

Imagine the effrontry! The Nigerian army is useless,stupid and useless again

She say she no want do, na by force

Donbosco46:
what if she does what will you do?

I dey on top her sister dey enjoy myself, wetin be my business with who come watch bf

Blyzz:
you mean say na for the shoprite toilet she for die instantly? Them catch the person

Baba don waka before the thing manifest o, it was slow and painful base on say she fit still tell people wetin happen

Blyzz:
abeg tell me d story. Live in Warri. Which one be fingering?

Na old mata o, baba say e go give her 50k say na only finger e go use, the people when meet her as she dey lose consciousness na she yan wetin happen give. She died inside the toilet

Blyzz:
abeg tell me d story. Live in Warri. Which one be fingering?

Na old mata o, baba say e go give her 50k say na only finger e go use, the people when meet her as she dey lose consciousness na she yan wetin happen give. She died inside the bathroom

Would they ever listen, that was how one died inside shoprite in warri after collecting 50k for fingering, money she didn't live to spend

nonix22:
just pray not to jam a crze geh

It goes both way, there's no monopoly to madness

You cannot wear gucci everyday all in the name of promoting one yeye life and later come and beg online for medical bills

Even if she catches me on top her sister, she has no right to break even a match stick in my house

There are people who genuinely need help be it male or female, assist them if you can

It's one thing to have a desired manner in which you you should be treated and its another to be treated in that way

The ape should be sent to jail for attempted murder

Strongsoul:
Hello everyone.I am white woman 27 years old.I live in Europe.Anyway i am married for 2 years now to Nigerian man but i stil love my ex Nigerian igbo man that is married with 2 kids.Me and my ex we never stoped comunicating for 10 years now we didnt see eachother but stil talking...I wonder why...anytime we talk I feel that time never passed.Mostly i am the one talking about love to him.He says he loves his wife but he would love for us to see..He was my first love and while we were togethet he did alot for me and he is the one i wanted to marry but my father was against him i had alot of issues and he knew about it all...I stil have conection with him but he is married with 2 kids ..I dont want to be seen as misstres..Pls what should i do ?

I could help you break that connection, just message me

If I can ask for condoms, what's the big deal about sanitary pads

These things happen, most especially those who died a violent death

Goodlyhrt:
it's like people I know are ashamed of me when they see coming they turn faces and fake not noticing me especially the ladies except relations of course.


It is embarrassing, like today I saw a highschool crush all slay mama-ed up, though we were friends then, I had high hopes for us back then, she is now a graduate I know cos we still talked on facebook after highschool till to her 2nd year in college when we lost contact (I lost my phone) that was four years back, Now, gosh I was really looking forward to meeting her again you could imagine I stalked her till she graduated and I liked all her passing out pictures, then I saw her today directly coming towards me I was excited you could imagine the smile on my face, then she passed me. God, was I amazed? I lacked words, she saw me directly. I don't think I ever changed much, I still lacked muscle, I still limp from my disability. Well I never bothered because no be today.



Almost everyday I experience such, just the other day a girl I was feeling she even agreed to roll with me saw me feigned gisting with her friends till I passed.



And numerous people forming that they saw me so so and so but declined to holla at me cuz of one reason or the other, I just smile and tell myself all is well

You didn't create yourself and should never feel ashamed of how you look or walk because of some inconsequential twats. No matter how successful you become, if you are not comfortable in your own skin, you wouldn't still be happy. You have control over one thing in this life, which is, how you choose to feel and I tell you, no one can make you feel in a way you didn't CHOOSE to feel