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PoliticsRe: Gej Should Resign. Example Of Good Politics is JAPAN by apoti(m): 7:11pm On Aug 30, 2011
The quote below is what our politician understands:

"Looters never quit" undecided
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Revolutionary Speech! - Nigerians Are Idiots Ruled By Fools! by apoti(m): 6:01pm On Aug 30, 2011
Everything he said makes me remember Fela Anikulapo, no one took him seriously then, I don't know when Nigerians will learn, Id[i]i[/i]ots angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Arsenal Confirms Signing Of Chu Young Park - South Korean Striker by apoti(op): 3:25pm On Aug 30, 2011
Arsenal Confirms The Signing Of South Korean Captain - J. Y. Park

Arsenal Football Club can confirm they have agreed to sign striker Chu Young Park from AS Monaco.

The 26-year-old South Korea captain scored 25 times in 91 appearances for the French club during three seasons in Ligue 1.

The one-time Asian Young Footballer of the Year made his debut for the South Korea senior side at just 19, and played in both the 2006 and 2010 World Cups. He replaced the retired Ji Sung Park as captain of the national team earlier this year.

Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger said: “We are delighted to have signed Chu. He will add true quality to our attacking forces and will be a valuable addition to the squad.”

Chu Young Park said: "I am very honoured and I feel very happy to be at Arsenal. It is a dream to be here and I am really proud to be an Arsenal player. Now I just want to show how good I am and prove myself.

"In my opinion this is a great club, now I have to show what I can do on the pitch. I will do my best, I will never give up, I will show heart, I will give everything and I hope [the fans] will support me."

The deal is subject to the completion of formal registration processes.

Chu Young Park will wear the No 9 shirt at Arsenal. The striker prefers to be known as 'Ju' and will therefore have J. Y. Park as his shirt name.
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-to-sign-striker-chu-young-park
Jokes EtcRe: God And Adam by apoti(op): 11:46am On Aug 30, 2011
Studio CFR:
u never disappoints my boy mikus

i'm so proud of you

*Burns down thread*
mikuz:
Yes boss! You're the best.
Like father like son
*smh at both of you*
Jokes EtcRe: Brazil by apoti(m): 10:56pm On Aug 29, 2011
bin gbagbo:
Hehe!, okay, so if jokes were football and[b] undoubtedly i am the lionel messi of jokes[/b], which playér are u? b frank.
who dash monkey banana shocked
Jokes EtcRe: God And Adam by apoti(op): 10:46pm On Aug 29, 2011
Studio CFR:
Blasphemy!

*Exits Thread*
Bad belle tongue

*hisses and locks the door after him*
Jokes EtcRe: 2 Funny! by apoti(m): 9:37pm On Aug 29, 2011
This dustbin guy, your case is really getting serious o shocked

You need to see TB Joshua ASAP
Jokes EtcGod And Adam by apoti(op): 9:35pm On Aug 29, 2011
After Adam was created, God said to Him: "I've got a good news and a bad news for you.

First, the good news is that I have given you a brain and a d[i]i[/i]ck.

The bad news is you can only use one of them at a time  lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Ribs Cracker! Lol by apoti(m): 9:30pm On Aug 29, 2011
Studio CFR:
yeah, in your dreams angry
hahaha, sorry for busting ya bubbles cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Ribs Cracker! Lol by apoti(m): 9:23pm On Aug 29, 2011
Studio CFR:
atleast i write am myself unlike COPY CAT like u wey no get brain to write a joke yourself
I received the joke on my bb 2 months ago  tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Copy & Paste by apoti(m): 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2011
Make una encourage the guy na,

at least pretend, laugh and exit the thread wink
Jokes EtcRe: Give The Person Above You A Chinese Name by apoti(m): 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2011
Stu pid yu
PoliticsRe: Horrific Pictures Of The Bomb Blast At The Un House In Abuja! by apoti(m): 8:58pm On Aug 29, 2011
premechaz:
Look at that fat woman, to fat to save herself. Maybe this will teach her and others some lesson.


Very lazy rescuers.

How can people die from ordinary bomb blasts?
You are a very st[i]u[/i]pid id[i]i[/i]ot, for spewing out that rubbish. If you don't have any sensible thing to say way not just STFU angry
PoliticsRe: What Is Gej On Top Of by apoti(m): 8:50pm On Aug 29, 2011
On top of Patience grin
PoliticsRe: Experts Think The Bomb Blast Could Have Been Averted by apoti(m): 10:09pm On Aug 28, 2011
software:
am sick and tired of this country,
me I'm even sick and tired of being sick and tired undecided
PoliticsRe: Experts Think The Bomb Blast Could Have Been Averted by apoti(m): 9:53pm On Aug 28, 2011
Beaf:
Lol! The question is, who was the "diplomatic source" with such poor English? cool
Was it you? Was it Gbawe? Was it another hater? It is obvious that the story is a fake plant.

. . .You know the drill.
Laughing at the highlighted. But seriously the main question is not who the sources are.
They said the blast could have been averted if we had an efficient and proactive intelligence in place.
the main question is: are the "diplomatic sources" right or not.
I still maintain that the security chiefs and the commander-in-chief have failed in their duties!
PoliticsRe: Experts Think The Bomb Blast Could Have Been Averted by apoti(m): 9:31pm On Aug 28, 2011
Beaf:
This is 100% Nigerian English, its not better than what one would hear in a carpenters workshop. What "diplomatic source" uses such poor English? And when did "diplomatic sources" begin giving clandestine interviews to the press?

The Nigerian press is 3rd rate at best.
Agreed, the English is poor, but the Message is clear. The security chiefs and the commander-in-chief has failed in their duties!
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News! by apoti(op): 9:25pm On Aug 28, 2011
mikuz:
Lol! Arsenal don suffer!
mikuz:
https://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/311904_266016963427719_100000582537950_1016099_1915287_t.jpg
I'm an Arsenal fan, but I can't help but laff  grin grin cheesy cheesy sad sad cry cry
Jokes EtcBreaking News! by apoti(op): 6:19pm On Aug 28, 2011
SKY TV has decided to move all Arsenal matches to cartoon network till they stop playing like kids grin grin

Source: moi
BusinessRe: CAN Plans Christian Banking After Swedish Model by apoti(m): 6:34pm On Aug 26, 2011
We the Obatala followers will also come up with Obatala non-interest banking.

And we expect the CBN to spend the same amount it has spent on Islamic (and will spend on chiristian) banking to promote Obatala banking undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(op): 6:22pm On Aug 26, 2011
MeGaStReEt:
lol, . . . @poster u be fooolll ""LWTMB""
hop say your belle never tear cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(op): 11:01pm On Aug 25, 2011
Studio CFR:
well 20million is a peanut to the guy na

popsy no need go change name cuz of dat
You don forget say Mikel's father kidnappers asked for $4 billion shocked

Old man don dey fear grin
Jokes EtcRe: Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(op): 10:46pm On Aug 25, 2011
^^^ abi now, wetin the old man go do? sharp guy cheesy
Jokes EtcOsaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(op): 10:39pm On Aug 25, 2011
This is to inform the General Public that I, formerly known and refered to as Pa Osaze Odewingie Snr, now wish to be known and refered to as Mr John Nosakhare. I also hereby state that I'm not anyway related to Osaze Odemwingie who plays in the English Premiership. I'm just a fan. He does not send me dollars or pounds. All kidnappers pls take note.

Signed

Mr John Nosakhare

wink grin
CelebritiesRe: Ebenezer Obey's Wife (Juliana Obey-Fabiyi) Is Dead by apoti(m): 2:49pm On Aug 25, 2011
RIP.

Too many people don this year, abeg make this 2011 commot jare angry
CelebritiesRe: Jibola Oni (Lukas Podolski) Of Sports Radio 88.9 Brilla FM Is Dead. R.I.P by apoti(m): 11:55am On Aug 25, 2011
This is so sad, I remember I always looked forward to the 'hot tackle' programme with Jibola and Frank every morning on my way to work.

I can't believe he's gone cry RIP Mr Jibola Oni (aka Lukas Podolski)
CrimeRe: Imo Police Rescue Teenager Sold By His Brothers For N500,000. by apoti(m): 2:20pm On Aug 24, 2011
Ibos again shocked

smh
BusinessRe: The Customer Service Name And Shame Thread by apoti(m): 11:24am On Aug 23, 2011
Access Bank has the best customer service in Nigeria, I've not their kind anywhere in the country. I bank with them in Abuja and they are just unbelievable
Music/RadioRe: Post Dbanj "jonzing Competion" Videos Here #oliver by apoti(m): 8:47pm On Aug 22, 2011
Jokes EtcAnniversary Gift by apoti(op): 8:33pm On Aug 22, 2011
On the morning of their wedding anniversary, a woman woke up and told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a diamond necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

she was very delighted, she opened and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Funniest Movie You Ever Watched? by apoti(m): 8:10pm On Aug 22, 2011
For me it's death at funeral wink
Jokes EtcRe: He Wants To Become A Doctor by apoti(op): 2:07pm On Aug 22, 2011
Why not take up the mod's job and delete it tongue

mtcheeeew

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