₦airaland Forum

blacksta:
Just heard on Channels tV - 

While Assessing the Last 100 days of Rochas as a Governor.  The Information commissioner stated in a press conference that IMO state enjoyed 20,000 MW of electricity and Now that Rochas is governor, Imo state is now getting[b] 40,000  MW[/b] of electricity. 

I am confused  - I thought the maximum capacity of  electricity generated in Nigeria hovers around 4000 MW  - Where is Imo State getting its own electricity

Or Is the Information Commissioner clueless.

I want to believe he said 40,000 kW, which equals 40MW  

PointB:
Another hatchet job, by Buhari apologist, and sore losers. 

you don't have to display your ignorance publicly, this man actually stepped down for GEJ before the elections

@op,
It very obvious that these are fabricated lies from haters.

Bawss1:
Maybe it will be Nairalandism. lol

Nairalandism = Tribalism

@op good initiative

Sad, but I totally agree with him. Until Nigerians wake up and stop being stup[i]i[/i]d PDP will rule forever.

Let's take a look back at the how they won the previous elections

Obasanjo (1999)
After the death of MKO in 1998, they knew they had to present a Yoruba man to appease the SW. Of all people, they brought a thief like Obj. And this was how they convinced Nigerians: "He is a great and a strong leader, he has experience. He is coming from the prison to the palace, he is the Joseph of our time that will save this nation  

Yaradua (2007)
Knowing well about his health condition, they presented him to Nigerians, and said: He has a good heart _{(but no kidney)}, he has a good character, he has only one wife _{(Turai the great)} he is not corrupt, He was formerly a teacher so he can feel the pains of a commoner. Nigerians that have spent the last 8 years castigating obj and pdp, still went and voted for pdp  

Goodluck (2011)
There was nothing to say about this man other than the fact that he has always been lucky. So maybe we should try luck this time if it will work for us. The most annoying thing was that Nigerians campaigned for this man, saying 'he has God's backing', 'whom God has blessed no man can curse', 'I wish you Good luck' etc. I'm sure the pdp chiefs will be laughing when they heard the people saying 'I'm voting for Goodluck and not PDP'.

Conclusion:
Nigerians have never liked PDP, but they have always plessed the umblerra logo on the ballot papers.
I see PDP presenting another candidate in 2015 and giving us some unreasonable points _{(as usual)} why we should vote for them.

PDP is the worst thing that has ever happened to Nigerian . . . . . . Nigerians pls wake up.

Bliss4Lyfe:
I have now recieved confirmation dat this story is falsehood. Very shameful that Nigerian Journalist publish lies to get high rating. As for you bigot jubilating at the prospects of Igbo joining your vampire group termed boko haram can now keep dream. Igbo's in general next time should have a little mor faith in themselves and know wat they can do and wat they can't.

I'm sorry to tell you that it's your confirmation that is falsehood. vanguard has reported that the suspect is from imo state.
The only way you people can move forward is to stop blaming others, learn to take responsibility for your actions and deal with your problems.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/terrorism-here-to-stay-azazi-nsa/

werepeLeri:
It is a matter of public record, as the editors of the Trust well know, that no charge of corruption was ever made or sustained against the President while he served as Governor of Bayelsa State, while his many achievements as governor of the state speak for themselves.

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Demdem:
Can some1 kindly ask Abati what achievements he was referring to here. its no secret that GEJ failed miserably as a governor in Bayelsa state

This is the first truthful statement Abati would say since he was appointed SA. The achievements of Jonathan in Bayelsa speaks so loudly. We can all see how he reduced poverty in the state and improved the living standard. He also turned the state in to a mini-london. Bayelsa now has one of the most beautiful cities in Africa, with good roads, constant electricity and water supply. and on the average the residents now live above $10 a day. All thanks to this man with good luck and a fisherman hat 

smh for Nigeria. . . . . . . a country where the fools rule

hahahahaha

lol

bin gbagbo:
Who is this above me? 4ck!

bin gbagbo:
I know they will not take this in good faith, but it is the truth! all they do is post old jokes n attack talent like me

Talent like you indeed

^^^^ this is the first time I'm laffin at your post

*yawns and walks out*

why should they?

sley4life:
its pathetic but we cant do anything about it.

we can't do anything about it because the system encourages it.

I remember my last time at MMA, after searching my bag, the lady said "oya settle now", i replied "I no get money i be student".
She said "and so what? no be person wey get money they go school for uk, abi why you no go yabatech or laspotech  

I really laughed out loud cos she was so funny, I just gave her the last naira note with me.

@op,
e no go better for the person wey do this to you
smdh

@op
I thought you've said your last joke   

I have an english name and I love it. And it doesn't make me less Nigerian

I heard it first in 2006, it was funny then tho

^^^
me lik yu

Nashville:
On a serious note, Jonathan has started very slowly and doesn't seem to have the solution to Nigeria's problems. But I think he wants to do well even though he doesn't know how, so he is bringing in experts that can help him achieve something (anything).

Here is why I think he will be above average in the end. I think he has the will to do well and the people he has brought in will help him look good at the end!. Let's wait and see.

That's the problem: the know-how. Everyone means well for Nigeria, I know he means well but he is totally clueless.
Only those who know how should come out and contest. If he meant well he shouldn't have contested because he doesn't know how. No wonder Bakare called him a fool

^^^
sweerie, you don't have to take it too seriously, after all we are in the jokes section

Studio CFR:
make i laugh

no you can cry

ice234:
I dey laff for my mind

anyhow, anywhere is permitted

yinkalink:
U tried but u can do better

sweerie don't worry, the next will be better

newbride:
Geez common, this ain't funny,

you know the way out right

So that himself and the ministers would be kidnapped one after the other
good business sense

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but very reluctantly. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!!

Thank God it was your last joke

newbride:
.something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism,
a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act:

I have read almost all the jokes on this site and i must say i hiss or frown at most of them.

Please get the definition of a joke (above) into your skulls for those of you that sometimes write meaningless jokes, and those that write jokes like it was meant to be a story.

A joke should be funny and make me laugh.

i read some and i actually get so upset, that's not the point of a joke, is it?

What makes you laugh depends on who you are and/or the state of your mind. some people are sadists while some people's mind have been battered beyond repair that no jokes in heaven or earth will make them laugh.

@Op we understand your predicament and we will do our best to help *big hug*

Thank God

Rest in peace