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egberipops:
F I AM THE PRESIDENT FOR JUST A DAY,  I WILL MAKE SURE I KNOW HOW MUCH NIGERIA HAS IN HER ACCOUNT AND SIGN OUT SOME CHECKS IN MY NAME,, WILL PAY

FOR A HOUSE ONLINE, BUY TWO LIMOS, INVITE ALL THE MILITANTS IN MY STATE BAYELSA FOR A FIST AT THE ROCK, KILL ALL THE BOKO HARAMS, GO TO THE BEST CLUB IN ABUJA AND CARRY THE

MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL TO ASO ROCK FOR THE NIGHT AND FORK TDB  FIRST THING THE NEXT MORNING AM OUT OF THE ROCK., THEN THANKS GIVING AT MY CHURCH ON SUNDAY FOR

GODS PROVISION AND BLESSINGS, AMEN,. THE ABOVE CAN BE ACHIEVED IN A DAY AND IF THEY GIVE ME AN EXTRA DAY I WILL SHARE NIGERIA IN TO FOUR EQUAL PARTS

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL. [color=#990000][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][b]I MEAN AM OH EHNMMMMNN

You are even a worse disaster than your brother GEJ 

Seriously, I can pay £20 to watch this man, if he stages a comedy show   

Is this how we will live for the next for years

*smh

Na person papa be this

190:
[size=14pt]HUH? NIGERIA AMONG 10 GROWING COUNTRIES AND THEY STILL HAVE GOATS IN THE STREET [/size]

Abeg can someone give us a link plssssss

Winger Ashley Young has signed for Manchester United from Premier League rivals Aston Villa on a five-year deal.

England international Young, 25, passed his medical with the league champions on Thursday morning.

He had been at Villa for more than four years after joining from Watford but only had one year left on his contract.

Young, who is reported to have cost United about £17m, becomes the club's second signing of the summer following the arrival of Phil Jones.

Watford will get 15% of any figure above the Villa £9.65m transfer fee.

A new goalkeeper also remains on manager Sir Alex Ferguson's shopping list to replace Edwin van der Sar, with Atletico Madrid's David de Gea tipped to take the number one jersey.

Young began his professional career at Watford and made his first-team debut in 2003. He shone for the Hornets during the 2005/2006 season and helped the club achieve promotion after they beat Leeds in the play-off final.

In January 2007, Young signed for Villa in a deal worth £9.65m where he scored 38 goals in 190 appearances.

More to follow.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13882802.stm

PETER ODEMWINGIE has turned his back on a dream move to Arsenal – claiming they have offered him “peanuts” for a salary.

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger wants the West Brom striker – who hit 15 goals in his debut Premier League season – and he is willing to pay £4m for the Nigeria international.

But Peter Odemwingie, 29, is unimpressed by the personal terms on offer, and may now snub Arsenal in favour of Tottenham.

A source close to Odemwingie said: “Peter is not happy that, while the Gunners are willing to meet West Brom’s transfer fee, there will not be much change in his personal terms.

“The club are proposing what he considers to be peanuts for him.”


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/197163/Peter-Odemwingie-I-m-nut-moving-to-Arsenal/

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce that Andre Villas-Boas will be the club's new manager.

He has signed a three-year contract and will start work immediately.

Andre was the outstanding candidate for the job. He is one of the most talented young managers in football today and has already achieved much in a relatively short space of time. His ambition, drive and determination matches that of Chelsea and we are confident Andre's leadership of the team will result in greater successes in major domestic and European competitions.

Andre will bring his coaching experience back to a club he is already very familiar with, having previously worked here for three years. He has always been highly regarded at Chelsea and everyone here looks forward to welcoming him back and working with him.

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2380210,00.html

Swagahyk:
, any negativity in the world Nigeria must be inclusive, a course or a culture? Na wao!

I'm sure you meant a curse

obowunmi:
Which organization produced this list ? DO NOT forget that many of the countries on this list provide many of the world's resources. Its propaganda, don't buy it. Africa is blessed.

You need to check the link and see the parameters used. The ranking can be justified based on those parameters

Another feather added to our cap, let's go pop something

alj_harem:
are u jonathan

Just speaking on his behalf
That's what he would have said, if he visited the scene

Corpses are found in the tunnel everywhere in the world, Nigerians there's no need to panic

I think they should show this documentary in Africa and Asia, it's just so sad

IBB 

Da Doctor:
Rochas, dont let me lose confidence in you, IS KANU FROM IMO STATE
[b]ARE THERE NO IMO STATE PROFFESSIONLAS [/b]THAT THIS POST WOULD HAVE GONE TO?

MUST EVRY OF YOUR CHOICES BE CONCEIVED AS MISTAKE FROM A POWER INTOXICATED MAN

You mean [b]PROFFESSIONLAS like you?

alexleo:
This nairalanders you people can be so funny. sometimes i read people's post here and will laugh till there ll be no more strenght to laugh. I love you all but some of you here too posts rubbish and unholy things. Pls lets also watch it. generally I love nairalanders and the way some of you react to issues sometimes. Cheers/

pele ti e o, holy malam

What's the essence when he will only be charged for inflating the price of a samsung LCD tv  

PDP. . . a party of deceits and lies, shior

Donlittle:
naw this time, Na if a and sango house for ogun state them go go
Come welcome am with ebo,

he he he he he

I said it on the other thread where everyone was celebrating. He will only be jailed for 6-12 months. On his release he will be welcomed with drums, aso ebi and a thanksgiving service in the church

Nigeria we hail thee

Da Doctor:
akpoti u are biased o!
was it the PDP that made up the 6th house.
think well na,

GBAJA and AROLE my ACN men would havr benefitted too going by the post

You cannot but trace this madness to pdp, even though other party members benefited. Pdp has been in charge of the country's administration since we returned to democracy 1999. They initiated and approved this madness and it will continue until we kick them out  

nuclearboy:
Are lying, boasting and claiming same status with Christ part of this "glorious and successful life"?

BTW, If there is "destiny", why praise yourself for "making impact" or insult others for having "poverty mentality" since it was "destined"?

no one was destined to fail or to be poor 

We are hearing all these millions because he is no longer the speaker

The new house is already planning planning their own loot, unfortunately we won't until 2015

That's naija-pdp-fresh air for you

1. Politics (e.g. Bankole - N10 billion+)
2. Church (e.g. Oyedepo - 4 jets)
3. Telecoms (e.g MTN)
4. Government contractors (just collect money and run)
5. Yahoo plus (ohun ta ba wi fogbo logbo ngbo
6. Bank robbers
7. Kidnappers
8. oil bunkering
9. Traditional doctors (e.g Yem-kem, oko oloyun)
10. Real estate

M M M:
after getting tipsy what next?

fire on  

I pity all of you  You will be surprised that he will be convicted and jailed for 18 months. on his release he will be welcomed with drums, aso ebi and a thanksgiving service. 

He will live then happily ever after enjoying his looted billions 

we need google translator for this one o

That is what they call bluetooth technology
It was only a buzz from the village

The guy is undoubtedly the king of clay