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taylor89:
Defending buhari as a BMC has become the toughest battle of my life


Dude keeps leaking out regardless how much we try to patch his lazy brains



I quit



Mean while Seun is it that you've upgraded this site abi is my eyes spoilt again



Please bring back the old version this present one is doing me like wiliwili

NOC1:
. Don’t die in pains because Atiku is coming.

The Atikulated are overlapping. They are meandering. They are searching for their stolen mandate . The midfield is anchored by Livi Uzoukwu and chief Ozekhome. On the wings they have Buba Galadimma, and Chidoka . Theur point man is the Kenyan Yahoo boy.

Livi beats one. They say Atiku is qualified to file. He beats another. They say it doesnt matter if he is a Cameroonian. Atiku is coming . They are show boating and coming.

Uzoukwu finds Ozekhome. Ozekhome dribbles his man . He dribbles another . The Atikulated are mesmerising. Ozekhome passes to Buba Galadimma. Galadimma is temporarily dispossessed. Galadimma is declared a useless witness. Ozekhome regains possession with some bragadoccio. Then he dies a telegraphic pass to Chidoka

Chidoka , Chodoka, the road marshal. He tries to beat his man . He is too elaborate. Chidoka is dispossessed. Chidoka's testimony has been thrown into an Ojulegba shalanga.

But the Atikulated are unflagging, untiring. They are a goal down

Livi is juggling the ball. He has gone past the center circle.He losses possession again. It doesnt matter whether its Mohammed , Muhammad or Muhammadu. Buhari is qualified to run is the referees decision.

Uzoukwu must do something. Time is running out. He tries a sliding tackle of false affidavit. The refree brandished his yellow card

Ozekhome steps in . And regains possession. He looks up. He finds the Kenyan professional.

Their coach professor is urging then on from the dug out

The Kenyan takes the ball . He does a one two with a certain former INEC staff. The crowd loves his theatrics.

Then he tries to dribble through four defenders. He is checked. Ozekhome retrieves and lays a pass to the Kenyan. He shimmies and locates a whistleblower . But he doesn't connect. The Kenyan regains possesssion.

The atilulated are surging forward. The Kenyan finds livi. Livi finds Ozekhmoe. . Ozekhome lays a through pass into the 18. The Kenyans first touch is Yahoo yahoo standard. He fools his marker.

The Atikulated are pushing and shoving. Their fans are cheering. All their hopes are on their Kenyan striker and his server shots. The man who played in Europe for factsdontlie.ng.comFC breaks loose he beats one , he beats another. It's a goal..no ...it's a goal no... it's a goooooooooooaaaal.

The ball is in the neeeeeeet. It is a wonder gooooooal. It's a last minute goal.

But wait a minute.....wait a minute .

The refree has disallowed the goal. Replays show that the Kenyan took the ball with his hands and threw it into the net. The referee has given the Kenyan a second yellow card for Yahoo yahoo conduct.

And he has blown his whistle. The Atikulated are chasing the refree.

LearnITsmash:
Why are the kids looking so under feed, abeg take better care of that your daughter naah

dokyOloye:
That's how d doctors here too suffer to treat similar illnesses, under worse conditions.Operating in a theatre for hours and sweating on top of it cos AC isn't functional,poor lighting, sometimes NEPA goes off and you continue with phone torchlight.
But what do they get in return, abuses from d masses who should stand up for them.

BadAdviser:
I don't condone violence but i think these boys must be mentally unstable to join aro bagger.

Baggers are touts and their only aim in life is to cause violence.

Majority of them don't know their founder odin is a bastard son of the game who was expelled from BAN for dirty antics which doesn't go together with the buccaneers association of Nigeria.........

Your monicker summarised it better .....

Save a life, Be a buccaneer today.
Fine boys association.
Legit sailors ( any other sailors are mere trash)
Let the devil that lead you guide you.

Awumen to my BAN brothers all over the world �

betterpikinn:
Lol

Osus be fooling demsevz


Just one tiny place in anambra...

It's like using lekki or ikoyi to describe Lagos and concluding that Lagos is beautiful...

YorubaHero12:
The flatirons are really trying hard to dug out afonjas crime to justify the FBI 80.

Be like say e pain them gan o. The 80 criminals are all on CNN here and I’m even reluctant to go to work on Monday coz my colleagues will start asking me about the news since I’m a Nigerian.

Naija Na wa o

loopman:
Remind me where Okija shrine is located again

WorWorBoy:
You want to cry?

The point is 99% of your Igbo brothers are all Criminals

kenzysmith:
When i travel to uk a white friend of mine who is about 78yrs told me how nigerians take vote buhari for power remain the 8th wonder of the world.

TechCapon:
there's no charm here. The man is a strategist. Just like the movie godfather

CrimeKsmart:
Some people are just daft sha, crime cannot be eradicated or expunged totally in any society. It can only be reduced to the bearest minimum. So when they say a particular area is peaceful, it doesn't mean crime is not being commited there, it only means its very minimal.

However you can't compare Christian state a.k.a river of blood (Rivers state) to the aforementioned state.

starbuck:
I don't think I have plans of building house in this life ... Let me chop belleful 1st