₦airaland Forum

MrsChima:
That's true. You should see the Naija men in the States with fat tummy white women (some black women) but it is a trend in the States to get a fat tummy white chick!

I asked how does one find the toto and I was told there are ways.

nToto & Dickus know how to find each other. Even in complete darkness.

I don't think the person who compiled these lives in UK. While the prices might be a bit high, you have almost all of them. Even me, a guy, I make akara easily. I don't like pap, though availabe, so use oat flakes or custard with it.

Grill ripe plantain for like 20 minutes and hammer with ground nuts or cashew nuts, cat fish peppersoup I eat like twice a week. Except kilishi I have not seen yet. Amala, poundo and semo are all here. Most ingredients are in the numerous African shops run by Asians & Africans.

They are a bit too fatty & full of carbs. If you eat it too much here, you gain weight anyhow. Not like in 9ja.

If only they can follow it through. They should probe govt since 1999 including States and NASS spending. Until then, all na wash.

Abeg this IDPs where are they from? Displaced from within Edo or where and displaced by what?

This Osho Baba has caught photographitis from Bubu. It seems very infectious.

GodMode:
Use your common sense

Nigerian politics is created by corruption
In order to claim more votes and federal allocations Nigerian politics(northern leaders) calls central Nigeria - "NORTH CENTRAL"

Same with Edo... Ijaw calling edo SS is stupid

But whatever the reason it is what it is constitutionally. We cannot keep regarding Ekiti State as part of Ondo or Jigawa as part of Kano because they once were.

Allwility:
I wonder why some people cannot handle criticism. So if the govt were criticized on TV, what will he do? Assassinate the person? This is bullshit.

They can't o. They dish out criticism like amala but they can't handle one. See as they swear like agbero all over NL if you dare criticise any APC politicians, politics or supporters.

troy20:
no mind them.yeye.who the hell takes $100million in this climes likely.your mother has lived a fulfilling life herself and produced you along.you have yet alot ahead to do for yourself and for children who you will have to be responsible for.i think my conscience will most be disturbed by the lose of my wife.well i better not love her that much.but really what the fvck is love?

Lol. After all some use both their wife and mama to do " Ogun Owo" and may never even make £500k at the end. But honestly it has to be wife, if just for the sake of your kids alone. You have enjoyed your mum to adulthood, your kids deserve same.

Folzye:
I'll save the 3...Get 2 life buoys for No 1 and 2...dive in to rescue number 3, later push 1 and 2 to shore... Then we can all enjoy the money together

But here you have seconds to decide, no way to save the other two. No sitting on the fence.

[quote author=prettydiva89post=36895014]Mum of course[/quote]Oh girl na wa o. Say mum is 60, husband is 35 and you both have two kids 6 and 3 years old. God forbid, you prefer your kids to be half-orphans than you to be one? Somebody of 60 don chop life na compared to 35 years old dude.

ronald4lif:
Haha! Guys will always use different tricks to woo babes. In situations like this you find yourself alighting from her bus stop so as to continue the conversation and collect her digits before proceeding on your journey. What women can cause ehh.

He hehe. That dude may not even have money to continue his journey. He might still be walking to Badagry as we speak.

GodMode:
Edo is a SW state

Nope. South South. Check your geopolitics.

atbu1983:
The major source of foreign reserve in Thailand is Rice and rice related product. And their per capita income is higher than Nigeria. Dont down play Agriculture. if well manage it can raise Nigeria economy to a very high level.

United State is d number 1 exporter of food in the world. United State of America makes about 120 billion dollars yearly on agricultural export while Nigeria makes less than 40 billion dollars on crude oil sale.

However because of laziness and poor management, Nigeria is not maximizing its agricultural potential which can equal oil revenue if well planned and managed

Edo State tend to have most of the things in terms of varieties not volume per product in Southern Nigeria.

You're right. Volumewise, Edo is highest producer of plantain. Not Osun as someone asserted above. Ask Bunmi/World1 (a guru farmer from Ogun State in Agric section). Followed by Ondo. Edo produces virtually everything in the SE (except coal) and SW: Cocoa, Rubber, Timber, oil palm are very high in production. Lately every farmer seems to have a few acres of oil palm. National Institute for Oil Palm Research (NIFOR) was first set up in Edo before branches elsewhere were etablished.
Cement, bitumen, Crude oil, tomatoes, yam, peanuts, rice and so on are all produced. If not very large but certainly in commercial quantity.

Basically, each State/region produces something and has potential to contribute meaningfully to national growth if we focus on areas of relative strength.

olapluto:
This is a lie. The abobaku cannot run like that now.

No, he's only meditating at a place called Mount Iku. Abeg nor ask me where it's located.

rawtouch:
During this scarcity of husbands no lady will say no

Actually the OP missed an important reason.

Many ladies have multiple boyfriends for various needs. The one with long fat dickus, another with a fat wallet, another with with swagger, with small change for recharge card etc.

Woe betide the recharge card guy or just swagger if he proposes, he ain't getting no where.

But later on, the one they want to marry might never propose. So you see them after multiple abortions heading towards age 40 running from prophet to prophet to get a "good husband".

barcaboi:
the battle they ddnt fight for 6yrs was suddenly fought in 6 weeks....do u know ow many soldiers were sentenced to death because they refused to fight with limited weapons? Even the sacked Badeh confirmed there was limited weaponry. ....what's the conspiracy here? open ur eyes and stop bn sentimental. u want light? did we have as high as 4500MW b4...we had 2600 or so....now the refineries are tryna start work unlike waiting till 2016......

Well, blame game is easy.

I would have thought GMB would return even with atomic bomb from America to threaten Boko if it's that easy.

As for whatever megawatt, how generous. APC controlled media could have pulled even 0.1MW from their anus, I won't put it beyond them to stoop so low. Are you NEPA staff? So you quote all those beer parlour wattage? All the information published by media houses in Lagos over the past two years have all been well-calculated to oust GEJ. His ouster actually pleased me, because they would have assissinated him had he won.

Everybody pretended not to have heard of Leahy law during GEJ's time. It was there and Americans always quoted it but nobody cared. Now that GMB returned empty handed, everyone is talking of Leahy law.

APC is supposed to be in power but all they do is fight and betray each other, sue each other to court, mudslinging and washing dirty druss in the public. They can have power through lies and deceit but they have serious trouble ruling. Now they can see that governance comes with distractions, and selfish individuals grabbing their own share of power & money. Even after 16 years of waiting in opposition.

Two months have passed. Boko is fiercer than ever. Oh, you will claim GMB didn't promise to eradicate them in two months. I would have laughed if the matter wasn't serious, sad and pathetic.

Better to achieve success in 6 weeks than nothing. Who knows, another 6 weeks of pounding since May 29th, Boko might have come begging on their knees.

barcaboi:
oga stop bn biased...u don ride the train before....train revived on old rail tracks? Who does that? have u ever thought that the person that built our refineries was Burahi in the 1st place like 30 years ago? Agric seem to be one of the few bright spot and even GMB admitted that. ...who is his detractors that used boko? The guy that made the 'ungovernable' statement was Lawal kaita of PDP! will I destroy my people to spite another person..why not destroy other people? Have u thought about Azazi saying PDP were behind it? And if election didnt hold in d north, who wldav won? sit down and think objectively.....That's whats wrong wt y'all, blame everyone for everything, the opposition, the detractors, the cabal.....time has changed bro....if GMB messes up, then we send him off

So until you go to Mars, Mars doesn't exist, continue. So Azazi is now the omniscient person. Continue. Conspiracy theory that you condemn is ur specialty actually. And which govt fought Boko hard in the run up to election that allowed more people in Borno to vote, not GEJ? The world is not much different now than 30 years back. I ate, needed light, health care, water, security, transport. And I still do now. Frankly, that's all Ajayi and Okoro family care about: a good life, not your power grab politics.

barcaboi:
u joking right? Fashola when OBJ had a double tenure.....obviously a yoruba man wldnt have entered...Elrufai still has a lot to prove....wch of GEJ achievement can u brag of....forget ethnicity. ...GMB has a reputation that won him the vote....fear for whose life....were u not in Nigeria when d subsidy bullsh^it happened? Or dancing just a day after a major bombblast just to welcome Shekarau to Pdp...the arms deal scandal, chibok girls, the annoying ish wasn't just the kidnap but the nonchalant response to it until 3 good weeks after....bros open ur mind to it....GMB aint an angel but at least there's a seriousness around him.....Alameisigha got freed like seriously? EFCC has bn a toothless enterprise for like 4yrs.....
u call him toothless dictator...do u know how many times the police harassed 5 sitting governors because of opposite views, how the same SSS, who pdp accuse of bn partisan, took laws into their hands....shd I continue?

Correction: I wanted GEJ to lose because I feared for his life. Error in my previous post.

An El-Rufai who was a good administrator of Abuja and his work previously in govt still makes him preferable to a failed dictator.
Both Gowon & OBJ were in their 30s as HoS and both achieved more for Nigeria. OBJ achieved more in 3 years as an untested officer than his 8 years of misadventure and vandetta.
Except Nigerians are seen as fools or bigots, why worry about BRJ's tribe?

All you said here are your opinion to which you're entitled.

GEJ's tenure: 14 new universities, Federal roads better, Trains revived, Fertiliser scam dealt a blow, ghost workers removed, boost in Agriculture, we became biggest economy in Africa for the first time and many more. Despite the landmine of Boko set in his way, detractors, bigotry and all in the 5 years.

Buhari has power now, what is he going to achieve with it? No bragging will do. Let's see results. The clock is ticking. 4 years is not as long as people think.

If it's a heavy bag I can. But ordinary make up & eye pencil containing bag, I don't think I will. No need. She may be his senior sister though, you never know.

after1:
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Buhahahaha. You are the pained lying mofo, a lowlife hypocrite trying to hide his foolishness, a shameless being that think everyone must be APC or PDP. Go end your pathetic and useless life.

He hehe. Pained? I laugh in Kanuri. Well I don't suffer erratic power supply, or poor health care or poor infrastructure. Ko kan mi. If you work hard enough and show a modicum of sophistication and refinement, you might just achieve a little bit in your life. I hope your mother is proud of you insulting other mothers. Good bye.

barcaboi:
that's ur business, as long as we got the reins of the nation from GEJ. ..that's an achievement. ......wld u rather have us go down as a nation....what about this don't u get? when it's the turn of an igbo man....wldnt he need the votes of everyone in the nation abi na only SS or SE go vote?.....bros, u align and form pacts. .....

Good. I like pragmatism. But only to handover to a failed dictator. What happened to Fashola or even El Rufai? It seems the anger was merely due to propaganda. Did you expect GEJ to undo 50 years of mess so easily? What evidence is there that GEJ stole all the money? We became largest African economy in that time, a record young people went into farming. And many positives. Did you expect GEJ to quash Boko easily considering how long UK struggled with IRA, USA and allies and many Asian countries with Taleban and Al Qaeda? By the way, I wanted GEJ to lose, because I feared for his life. Certain areas if Nigeria were ready to do anything for power.

after1:
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Trash from a deluded fool and accursed dingbat. Anyone that dare call them out must be an APC member, only m.oronic fools reason like you. Who cares about Buhari? how is his own failure which you wish for affect my own life. Check my profile and point out where I support any politician, only jobless fools like you do so for a living. You insulted a whole tribe and now changing topic to Buhari, you must have been cursed from the womb. Descendant of Oodua indeed, you better go ask your mother well cos she must have been raped to shred by different men to produce a never do well like you. Shameless hypocrite.

Hahahaha. Some humans are so angry about their worthless lives. Pele, it is well.

after1:
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Rubbish from a certified bigot. Hypocrisy runs in your blood and you have no shame. You called a whole tribe slaves cos Gbaja refused to engage Tambuwal in a newspaper noise making challenge yet you now talking about insulting others is immature. We know those that have been slaves to the whole tribe in Nigeria since 1960. Hypocrites dont ooend well, change your ways.

Hahahaha haha! Another angry APC tout. They just can't hide agbero behaviour. All I know is your god Buhari will end up achieving nothing after chasing shadow and our SW people will still only have the politicians filling their pockets while fanning ethnic sentiments when it suits them. Buhari failed and got his ass kicked out b4. People are already warning him about his narrow mindedness like he was warned 30 years ago. While your hate for SE if here implied obviously I have to disappoint you. I'm not from there. Yes slaves, but if you ever learned to read you will see that I meant the elite/politicians. What family in SW do you come from? I'm a direct descendant of Oodua, with evidence not those immigrants like you claiming Oodua heritage.

Jorussia:
BEDC should be the worst performing disco in the country. I urge pmb to collect power distribution from BEDC

Dem suppose go club instead of Disco. Why dem nor go the Disco HQ go protest? BEDC dey their house jeje dey sip orijin. It seems light wahala in 9ja just has no solution. Corruption nor gree. How does even common Benin Republic does it?

BizBayo:
please don't generalize that word again. You are the one not going anywhere.

Lol@impeachment, I realised we were going nowhere in IBB's time, shunned university admission to study abroad. When I said it then, some folks were like you. Truth is bitter. How far has Nigeria gone since? you cannot expect a truant to do well at school. A country that wastes resources, commonwealth and its youths doesn't go far. Simple fact.

NewNigeriaMind:
While we are at it, what emotions made you to make your first comment about some people and crumbs. That is one of the"stupidities" I am talking about.

The emotion is clearly that of disappointment over ordinary citizens ready to defend politicians fighting for meat or crumbs destined for their own pocket. Usually crumbs for many sell their principles just to get a cut. Everyone has a right to an opinion. Whether they differ from yours or not. To insult others is clearly immature. To even run a democratic society, one must first understand the basic tenets.

NewNigeriaMind:
Whatever rocks your boat man...... have fun while at it. Gbaja is somewhere planning the next move, dogara may become gbaja best ally tomorrow.

I am going back to work. enjoy

And how will Gbaja benefit you or your LGA or Nigerians whatever position he holds? How does even Dogara benefit anyone? I chuckle when I see the emotional outbursts and insults people like you throw at anonymous people because they have a different political opinion. It clearly marks out angry APC supporters. Na wa o.

NewNigeriaMind:
And your people have always being hot heads replying the North.

How far has that gotten your people?

And talking about crumbs, who is the crumb eater in Nigeria and who are the wailers? please don't make me go tribal.

Ah, so you simply assume I'm from Igbo land. Lol. Anybody who says the bitter truth must be Igbo, far from it. In Nigeria, the politicians depending on status are the meat and crumb eaters. The entire population get even no crumbs. The Almajiri are not suddenly eating meat because Buhari is in Aso Rock. Don't get it twisted. In any case the two regions I originate from have produced both presidents and vice-presidents but all that mean nothing to me as long as the generality of Nigerians still live in poverty.

NewNigeriaMind:
The man Dogara won with votes majorly from SS and SE senators. This is not about North or South. The SS and SE that votes absolutely for Dogara are they Mallams?

Well the SW had made it known that their fellow Southerners were irrelevant and refused to seek their support. Of course the North know how to get what they want. The SS and SE had the chance to make a clear statement to the SW for their hubris. Pure politics. I told my dad (a local APC chieftain) to expect something broadly similar back in January.

Day11:
Lame!



Calm is Strength, Upset is Weakness, Anything that is happy and at peace they mistake for weakness.

The superior man is quiet and calm, waiting for the appointments of Heaven. Gbaja have shown us how to reply a betrayer. He even pray for him instead of a curse.

Alhaji Tambuwal should remember, What goes around, comes around.

Gbaja my guy

So when replying Northerners, your people suddenly become humble. Reason is simple. When you always tag along other people just to get power, you have to accept the crumbs thrown at you. If really mature as you claim, why the initial gra gra and threats when Dogara first outsmarted them? Reason why Awo will remain the best SW politician for a long time. He understood the North and refused the crumbs from their table.

I think na joke be this. Even in Benin with a lot of conc tradition, such has been done away with for long now. What happens to dog, cow, ram, goat, chicken, etc?

Day11:
Brilliant!

Much Respect for Gbaja for his response.

#Clapping

More like response of a coward. Northern master has spoken. What can a slave do? Nothing go happen. Na to humbly accept the slap. So these Northerners are so confident of using some people and say so openly. Na wa o. Just imagine if Tambuwal was from another Southern region. Some people for display their usual tribalism here today.

anonimi:
Good move but should be COMPLEMENTED with very high import duty tariff to aggressively promote local production and create EMPLOYMENT.

Which electricity are they going to use to run the factories? I know many people in diaspora eager to invest in food processing. Many have gone home to research the market. Despite good prospects, cost of production especially due to cost of generator fuel makes it unfeasible.