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Dear poultry gurus, apart from being able to house more layers per quare metre, ease of cleaning and fewer damaged eggs, what are the other advantages of battery cages compared to allowing them move around freely on the floor? I want advice from experienced practising farmers.
My layers at grower stage are currently free on the floor.

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Redhotsexygirl@saucy.com . Nice one OP.

cococandy:
Even if this story is a lie, it could happen.
Wouldn't you rather be careful?

Sadly konji and carefulness hardly mix
Na oil and water. Candy, you're not encouraging lies though.

Walkopet:
Lucky Her

Bonapart:
And they say this country still has a future? I doubt it

Na only God go help us. Cult is now in secondary schools, local streets and everywhere. The innocent looking girl girl can be a member and have slept with 30 cultists at initiation.

While crying to God is a good thing, heaven help those who help themselves. Your hubby telling his buddies and family is a cry for help albeit erroneously. Sit your hubby down on a happy day and tell him your worries in that regard. Make him understand that you respect his trust in family and friends, since they have always been there for him. But that it is only you both who need to sort things out as two loving adults. That such going to third parties risk giving the impression that you both may not have the maturity to run your marriage peacefully. Also give him example of your parents.

Mogidi:
The service chiefs are taking a cue from Buhari by taking countless and meaningless photographs.
Its only in Nigeria you'd find an army chief doing press-up to scare terrorist.

Mogidi, nor come use laff burst person ribs jor.

Since we're good in comedy as in Nollywood, we're incorporating comedy into all facets of 9ja life.

It is called area of relative strength & advantage.

idolda:
I said it, this change is not original!

So you mean na counterfeit?

No wonder he didn't get much votes in Awka & Okrika side. There's enough of that yonder.

I think this is some malicious rumour against Bubu, just like the Abobaku lies.

I don't support him politically but no way our change president can do this.
After all he said no office for his wife much less appointing a doctor of any description to be her SA.

The news will be rubbished when day breaks.

redgem:
There's a disadvantage not to know their features.... imagine you get married and on your wedding night, you found out your wife has a dik too

That na original gobe o.

O' girl, abeg talk the truth in ur mind. You mean on wedding night you find out the dickus tiny like biro or he can't get it up. And na people with such problem like "till wedding night" thingy gan. Hehehe.

So you think it's good to be "Knight Rider" first just in case.

But if person already chop the ogbono, ewedu, egusi and everything wey dey clean mouth, wetin come be the thrill of wedding night na?

Anyhow marriage wasn't supposed to be for deceptive people. But hey, what do I know?

mrlaw93:
Shey nh yam wey never reach us we wan dey export before ni.. My president is capable. He will surely correct all the shortcomings in the country.. If you believe say amen by clicking on the Like button.

We actually need to export more, both Agric & finished goods. Good for jobs, earns hard currency and strengthens the Naira.

I asked several yam retailers in diaspora, to my dismay, the vast majority now import from Ghana.

They stopped getting from 9ja due to unreliability of supply.

I don't doubt it. I know old farmers who now do only plantain and oil palm.

Yam is a fussy plant. Pegging, tending to its branches and needs well-drained non-waterlogged soil, needs just right amount of rain & sunshine, ideally a cleared thick forest land.

Same fate might befall cocoa. It is another fussy plant.

Go to Agric section of NL, hardly anyone mentions cocoa or yam.

Until we modernise yam production, even some people in 9ja Middlebelt may give it up.

ademega:
I wonder too. who wan die for this kind sweet world

Time was when it was a great honour. It was practised in many ancient civilisations including Egypt.

In modern times, nobody wan kick bucket.

redgem:
its not just the head....she has been with him and knows his scent, body features blablabla



but its still a dangerous game sha.... imagine if she kisses her ex

Well, Quranically and Biblically even Tradonically, you're not suppose to know each other's bodily features beforehand.

It should be like the Algerian dude who refused his new bride after seeing her for the first time without make-up.

orisa37:
We wish us and especially our Nigerian Military Success!!!! By the 12th of Nov. 2015, there shall be no more sound, hiss or humming of bokoharam and insurgents in Nigeria. Praise God!!!!

So two and a half months + three months = two months?

I thought he promised 2 months to flush out Boko?

So story don change.

Insincerity of partisan supporters encourages impunity and breaking of promises. At the end everyone loses.

Woged2005:
Hmmmm! but you did not give any real proof why u will take such a stand as a father. That's what I am eager to hear. Does anyone have a real story to back up these fears about female bank marketers or it's just perception?

The guy's dad and colleagues may have oiled a few marketers already. It becomes reality for the old man, not just perception. Of course certainly not all marketers sleep around. Some housewives sneak into hotels to sleep with the rich "Alhaji" on their street. We only usually find out when Alhaji dies on top the housewife or vice versa.

deadZONE:
Are they not thieves and liars
God would expose them,
instead of solving the
problems of the nation
they are taking pictures
and looking for stolen money
to re-steal .. pathetic bunch of
blockheads.

Na Gerontocratic Photocratic system of government.

OK, sorry ladies for your loss.

Na wa

This is a haemorrhagic condition.

I don't think variceal bleed can produce this much thick blood. It might not be Ebola but something new/similar.

Her contacts over past 3 or 4 weeks should be traced quickly.

That health officials wearing ebola prevention/protection suits are not already there baffles me. We should expect Ebola bac and contigency plan should be alive 24 hours. An international hub like Lagos is much at risk.

DEXTROVERT:
LESSON :: anything u gather in this world will never follow you to the world beyond, thread softly only ur legacy remains...beautify your world beyond while you are still breathing by insuring your Life in Jesus Christ....you will have a fullfilled afterlife.

Except you have an Abobaku, and he doesn't take to his heels when you kpeme.

Toks2008:
come to think of it.

A maid washes my cloths and that of the baby

makes my food

runs errands for me

Always at my beck and call

makes the bed
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.
.
.will it be out of place if i start admiring her?

You see, Toks, women hate the truth fa. Never mind them saying they hate liars. You have warned them, let them heed or leave it. I tell my female friends the truth out there, then they look at you suspiciously. And I'm the guy that has never dated two girls at the same time yet I know many running 4 girls gingerly together. They even call me killjoy when I condemn it. But warn women and they turn on you as if you're the baddie. Just leave them.

anonimi:
I employ many parents.
I have sponsored & continue to sponsor kids for education at different levels, related to me or not.
Next

If true then good. Keep doing so and encourage others to. Then petition politicians to play their part.

Guidette:
As for me i dont believe in that lack of self control thing. Unless soneone truly has a psychiatric problem, every single thought that comes through a persons mind is well calculated before they cheat. Besides men are not wired one way and women differently. Everyone is unique irregardless of gender. Society just loves to put labels on things which is called social conditioning.
Im very deconditioned from society bcs i do what i feel is right. And also speak up for injustice.
Anyways, my turn on is not particularly successful men bcs i am practically a doctor now but men who look very nice, hot, sexy and clean. Basically i am turned on by looks. I got my own money so all that other stuff doesnt really matter to me for now. Well at least dnt be a bum ass nigga.

My dear, all women like those things you mentioned. But at the end they chose a guy who won't be a "liability". A euphemism for a poor guy. If they have a choice. Trust me, I know female colleagues who are successful senior physicians and surgeons. In 9ja currency, some take home about 50m Naira yearly. Some far more. They are financially comfortable. And none is married to or dates a hot, sexy clean janitor or kitchen help If anything successful women are more picky when it comes to men. A wealthy guy can marry a pretty but dirt poor girl.
Very rare with women, even more so African women.

Guidette:
Excuses excuses excuses. What about if there was a hot houseboy with a big dick. Or mai guard that looks sexy? Shey only men are visual creatures cause na only them get eye? Then me as a woman am blind. This nonsense needs to stop. If you can't practice self control fine! But it is not a mans nature to sleep around like a dog. Only animals do that. Why take vows if you cant live up to them. But yet u expect your wife to do so abi? He who has equity comes with clean hands. Also what is good for the goose is good for the gander. Thank G im not planning to marry a Nigerian man because with this mentality that most of yall subscribe to, a divorce is a sure banker.

P.S: All ye that lack self control. Let me paint a scenario for you. Lady is stark naked in your bed, beautiful and very sexy. No condom in the room. The door is locked so u have no where to go. She is seductive. But u know on very good authority she is HIV+. Will yall still fucck?

It goes both ways. That some housewives also knack maiguard, driver or gardner is no news. If they are the only ones readily available.

BUT women generally look to sleep with higher placed males in society. That is why female infidelity usually involves their boss at work, pastor or some other powerful or rich or someone in a position of authority. Power, wealth and status attract women.
Men are attracted more by basic biological stuff like curves, health, beauty & youthfullness of the female.

Men intrinsically want a fertile female, women want a male that can provide and help bring up kids over many years.

Iara & Osho Baba are a good example.

No matter how sophisticated we consider ourselves now, we're still just biological entities.

anonimi:
Would you mind telling us how those "saner climes" got to be like that

Or they were always like that since their days of being CAVEMEN?

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I have clearly suggested a modern way of making changes legally in a modern society. Suggest your own ways. Or ignore it.

How many parents do you employ? How many "not so rich" distant relative kids do you sponsor at school? Do you volunteer your time for poor kids in society in a charitable way or help kids in any other selfless way?

If you don't, then you're not contributing to eradicating child poverty. So no matter how much you type here or question people, no single kid would have escaped possible servitude or child labour through your contribution.

cococandy:
A minor can't work for pay legally.
So whoever you're paying to keep her as your maid is exploiting her with your help.
I'm sure you won't like to give your own child out to work as an underage maid to anyone but will encourage others to do so to children of poorer parents who are ignorant and greedy and won't mind using their kids to survive.

This is not one of those topics that one will be like just ignore them they are talking nonsense. You're actually here propagating child labor. An offense for which people serve jail time in saner climes.

Pls stop this nonsense. It's enough.

The fact is that in saner climes, those sane politicians have put a social safety net/social wellfare system in place. One cannot accuse most of our nutjob politicians of ever thinking of such. Even the 5k promise of Bubu, nobody hears of it now.

In such a situation, you have possibly millions of poor kids begging, weaving their way between cars hawking goods and generally fending for themselves and families however they can.

House help is just one of them. OP is facing reality here, not some fanciful idea of how it ought to be.

You might do well to petition NASS to enact robust and enforceable laws against child labour. Not those meaningless signatory to UN yada yada yada. But I wish you good luck with that o. Because you're talking of a country where 13 year olds can marry legally in some areas.

Nothing works in 9ja like in saner climes except those things God himself put in place. Shikena.

Hehehehe.

Now we can see Bubu's dilema. How can only he waka come sanitise this latrine?

Na wa o. There is now r.ape epidemic. Even grandfathers are not left out.

God save our kids.