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Or decade.Even throughout the century

@Ify.
Sorry.Na overtype dey worry me.Thanks a million times.Afterall we'r not rivals now?Who knows sha.

Don't worry.They are just toothless-lion(s).They will soon feature.
*****They are seriously peeping and watching for a crack( I mean loophole) for their visa.*****
Goodluck.

@ GCE.
Nice one.

@tufe
Thanks for that.

Or,you mean Kindergaten or Nursery School Graduate?

@ least that allows him to use the (KNSG) as a designation after his name.

@ Neco.Congratulations on your newly conferred honorary degree

****Nice****
But some saboteurs might not see the humour in it for the sake of initiation.
Have you been initiated by the self-imposed nairaland big boys.

Eh! Dreamers.Josephs.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.Oversabi boi

Anybody that tastes it; surely,will turn to snake.

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Sam!
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@nacorios
Give me the number of times i've posted anything on madness.

Eh!And you will give the snake a straw for easy sucking?Or a suking-galore and fiesta

Na Wao

@david.
i'm minced in words.How is your own past?If people should judge you;do you think you will reach pass-mark?Honestly,I'm in tears for this man.
God in his infinite mercies will have mercy on him and heal him in Jesus name!Amen.

male and female

@ May-kelly.
If you dont have contribution to a thread;Why are you thwarting others in doing so.
Other contributors posted meaningful responses but yours deviated.Don't be a religion saddist.O.K.

Any vibration.sorry,fabrication,filteration or frustration again?Or wetin you call am!

@tessybabe
It could be your breast next time.

Doctor.You mean by a matchet?

W'ere talking about first aid.

***Thumbs up

Ah! Skama o

Answer jare!

I go tie your mouth so u no go tell dry jokes again  
@ ayus
answer my question before the thing enter your heart

Ehen!ayusman and necorios.
What if the snake bite you for your kondo or your Bagco Super Sac;na wia them go tie?

Joke or not.Please answer my question

@ayusman
I'd rather keep shut than copying and pasting.

@ Necorios.Not fabricated.What about this one:

The same set of mad peolple.To test their sanity;they were all given an apple fruit each.It was amasing that they all threw the apple away.And the last one was silent.They noticed his silence and thought he's been cured.Instead,he said "Hmmmmm.this people are mad o.See how they are throwing that ball away" and he started kicking it.

We went for an excursion to Abeokuta and this prompted our visit to Olumo Rock.There was this very wicked female teacher that followed us who everybody would not dare.

We were almost coming back when she(the female teacher) shouted.
Oh! she has been bitten by a snake.Everybody was running helter-skelter and the livered ones managed to get a rope @least to tie the place so as to barricade the flow.

Another shock!She got the bite on her breast.I beg where would they tie now?

There was this supremacy tussle between medical practitioner and their counterpart(Orthodox)

So,a research was done by picking 100 mad people and grouping them into 2.i.e 50 for the medical ones and 50 for their counterpart.
A period of 4 weeks was given to cure the madness in this people.
After the expiration of this period;they were all gathered to test how far they've regained their brains.

A long bus was drawn on the wall and were asked to find their way into the bus.
The Medical ones were the first to be testedl.Come and see.All of them rushed to enter the bus which showed that they were still insane.

The orthodox team were found fumbling that @ least half of their patients would sail through.When they were called;all of them rushed too except one.They were very happy that @least they performed ahead their counterpart.Hoping that the one that didn't join the bus must have regained his sense.

When he was now asked why he did not do as others.He simply said
"Oh you mean joinig the bus over there?Those people are mad people and I can't join them"

Everybody was happy again that finally this man was cured.He now interjected again and said" And they can't enter the bus until I open the door for them with the keys in my hand.And,nothing was even in his hand

With style.Sha

@Clemcykul.
Wish U The same.Simple.
Have you ever heard:One woman battallion before.In force;sex isn't recognised.O.K.
And besides.What makes everybody to be doubting my sex?Abi sex dey smell for keyboard?
U na no get work.

He get comma ooooo