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@TUFE
Wetin be your problem?Abi you self wan do?

mumuuuuuuuuuuuuu. ;d ;d ;d

she dey castrate the guy now.what do you expect?

@CLEMCY.
THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T USE "ARGUMENTATIVE ESSAY"

you are the gangsterous one ;d

@everybody.
A STORM IN A TEA CUP.

@ Ituen.I wonder o.

See them.Here they come again.Dirty-Minded people.Please take a cup of Jik to bleach all the dirts in your hearts for purity.

;d

I feel you.One luv

@tufe
We can't fight now.I'm sorry for using that tribe.I no even know when my hand type am.

Just imagine it.Oh! It's because you 've never been a victim of snake bite.Have you seen the victim of a road accident writing down the plate number of the motto that crushes him?

But honestly,the teacher was lying on a mat and was even half-slept.She just felt a movement in her hmmmmnnnn that place and effort to remove and kill the snake led to the bite.
Does that satisfy you? . Ah! Lawyers.Do you still need witness?

But nothing dey happen now.!

@tope.
Fanx.How are you?

Thankx.!

I've not either.

@Clemcykul.
That's why I'm still not surprised at any bloodious statement you make

***Xcept you.!

Oh! Anti-Graduate

Consult your doctor and pastor***mshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*****
As you can see;I did not waste time in replying.Ba?

An eye for an eye (Mosaich Law) .But I dont have your time

****Still not surprised!*****

A Valedictory Service was to be organised by a school for its outgoing students which will feature a Prize-Giving Section.
So,all parents were invited and when it got to the awaited Prize-Giving Section;A particular boy won all the prizes to the extent that whenever a subject was being called;it would jointly attract a chorusing of his name.
Another guy whose parents were also around waited endlessly for their son to be called but did not.
With annoyance.They left.And while driving home;they started abusing the boy and compared him with the brilliant one.They were even quoted to have said:"We wish we could disown this unfortunate son for that boy".
The boy did not say anything.One day, they took him out for a Wedding Ceremony.The parking space was boldly written"Park your hummer jeep here and nothing else".Only one man came with hummer and others left in dissappointment because of the cold reception they were given.So,while going home.The boy started talking to himself loudly:How I wish that man was my father and even if I have my way;I would disown this unfortunate father for that rich one.The father was dumbfounded.

During a competition that was organised by Ituen in the last Xmas.A guy was lucky to sail through and was able to be one of the last two aspirants because he copied the other guy.
The last batch of the interview was so melodramatic.When the original guru entered;He was just asked the  Capital of Uganda which he simply answered:'Kampala".
Immediately he came out;he was sought by his regular parasite what the question was.And honestly,he told him again.
When he was called for his interview.He was asked the capital of America.He laughed and thought in himself that the interviewer was playing a funny game by twisting the question.An Urhobo man to be molested like this.Laelae.He would twist the answer too.And he shouted "Guinea Brocade" as the opposite of Kampala.

Under your pant

@Clemcykul.Why are you turning down the clarion call from Thug-Life,

Tope,abi this one wey migines just dey belch.

Which one you dey.exclamation?na wao

****I don't get that.

@ Tufe. YOu sabi turn NO17 upside down to LION.

@tufe.
Hmmmmmmmmm.Let sleeping dogs lie.
It's even unworthy to waste our time on them.Things would unfold itself soon.