₦airaland Forum

Eddygourdo:
well..... so long as he called you dad.... you are his father.... but for that treacherous eve, u are supposed to make love to her with a plugged boiling ring.

This reminds me of things fall apart after okonkwo killed ikemefuna.

His kins man said "okonkwo that boy called you father".

advanceDNA:
You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

Men. Lol. Your mind must be an interesting place.

Funny enough for some bleeped up reason I also have a protocol for a zombie apocalypse. Never thought about alien invasion.

Ishilove:
The video says you're supposed to say "you're right, honey!"

Lol.

Noted......

DieRich5:
watch ND thank me leta
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress (just like AOT)

About to start this.


Will watch like 6 episodes today. Looking good at the intro.

Women have thier irrational moments. Sometimes the level of irrationality will always shock any logical thinking man and the way they hold on to the irrational thought defies belief.


Just hope you get married to a woman with less irrationality moments than more. Even worse a psycho who is well adapted to society and will let loose once you are chained to her.

thatthickgurl:
Where can I download the Godfather
I need to know what the hype is about

This is a movie that is all speech and character. You need to be patient and follow it well.

Its an evergreen movie.

The schools should talk true joor, the staff will watch ball, drink and be merry and need to come to work late the next day.

They are now using pupils to cover up.

The bait 135k pounds has blinded the guy. Lol.



Scam!.

Play with them and fill fake details awaiting when they'll ask you to pay.

Weak effx

Kaycee7:
So na Nigerian. No wonder he give Natasha Tiger gen wey quench after 6 hours

Savage man. Savage.



Black widow. 7/10.

First I know the net naija runner is in here. Thanks man. Well done. Keep up the good work.


Back to the main ish. The word I'll use for the movie is entertaining. Not as bad as hammered here previously.

Whatever you decide make sure you are on ground every single day.

Your workers must steal, not might , must.

collagiatepaper:
Lagos touts are the worst. Visit ojota, maza maza, oshodi, etc, i am tallest out of experience. What about Lagos traffic robberies?

I agree with traffic robberies. But the tale of touts practically robbing you at the park is unheard of. And the fact that it is a well known activity is beyond comprehension.

It's like saying you are forced/ threatened to enter a bus to Benin and you get dropped at ore and told to find your way. Its really strange and can never happen in lagos.

Jakumo:
You no lie o, my broda. Make man pikin mistake go take only one left hook kill yanga pesin when village pipu don cuss am before.

To run. Na lie. To say no be him do am. Na lie. To say I dey come, wait me here. Na lie.

Na only make police do quick and show face in time to troway Jet Lee put for jail, go fiti save am make vess people other 3% life bar unable to recharge angry peeps no kill am put moto tire for hin neck to build fire.

Papa Kot noko let me fight for Naija in Jeeeeeesus name amen.

Lol

collagiatepaper:
You are the one disgracing yourself. My point is that Lagos is the worst in Africa when it comes to motorpark touts

Lagos motor park touts are known for owo mi da. They don't harass or extort passengers. If thy bill driver, driver bills passengers.

Not all that stuff about forceful extortion. It can never happen in lagos. Dem go burn you for motor park

I've only watched attack on titan and I just couldn't stop once I started it.

Any others like that .....

KvngSO1:
Una don try...


But why Kehinde dey squeeze face?

Na him first hammer e don plan how e go ball dem come nab am. Collect every ..

Jakumo:
This reminds me of an ancient Chinese proverb that says "When your face becomes swollen from a major beating, simply smile and pretend to be a fat man.

You no well at all.


Meanwhile na frustration cos all this wahala. People are angry and willing to let lose at the slightest oppurrunity.

Never ever involve in a physical altercation along the way.

Some people have life bar of 3% and are angry they cannot recharge, one punch and battery flat dem go say you kill person.

Others have already been killed by thier village people and are looking for who to physically complete the act.

If anyone vex you for outside remember the advise above and move on

Let's see how it goes.

Dialpad:
I hope this is not someone trying to tarnish the image of the bank.

We have many accounts with GT, I thought GT was useless till I tried UBA and zenith.

It's a Nigerian problem... they need to upgrade their software

You never try ecobank be that.


That bank has ceased to shock me. Anything I see I take am like that.

snofunk472:
Ok

As in okay oh. I completely agree.

ElGood:
1. IELTS just open a center in makurdi Benue. Try and register there as fast as possible, there will be high chances of passing the exam as a first timer.

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Lol. Your first point is so freaking hilarious.

Na by new center.

Unigrad:
They are the commission that should ensure federal government jobs are distributed even to the indigenes of the 36 states including fct but people suspect they are not functioning and that's why you see lopsidedness in federal establishments.

Even the people working there are predominantly northerners.

pu7pl3:
hope you know efzed if just me saying F Z?

Yes. I checked only hindi.

KnightsTemplar:
How is banning tinted glass oppressing the masses. If I have my way, I will ban it entirely, except for those factory ones, those on medical reason and some class of politicians and security personnels. Ive seen a lot people abusing it, you'll see a 1999 jalopy all fully tinted that you can't even see people inside.

Why do you want to see inside the car. Tinted glasses are mostly aesthetics.

There really is no medical reason for tinted glasses so that's bullshit.

If you say security for some class of politicians that's null and void because they aren't the only people who need security.


While I agree that it shouldn't be for every vehicle, why do I have to pay for it since its factory fitted. That's the oppression of the masses.

My saloon came with the tints I didnt fit it, but I knew it wasnt factory fitted. Once I heard the news I removed the tints myself. Honestly I don't care about tints but I don't like how the government is going about it.

If it isn't factory fitted get a permit for it, if it is then you don't need a permit. That is logic.

Mediately the ban was initiated first time. U just pulled the non factory tint on my saloon. I no get power for now harassment.

My factory tinted dey kampe and they always ask and I always show them the permit.

Nigerian government no get sense. Anything to oppress the masses

pu7pl3:
Thanks, I got it

Can't find it on efzed.


Only hindi dubbed. Any other islands on the highseas

litigator:
I guess when you get to court, you will be able to prove that she belonged to the marine world and was controlling the erection of your manhood spiritually.

I still can't think of a defence that is available to you under our criminal jurisprudence. The defence of insanity (mental disorder) is the only likely defence but proving it will be extremely difficult. Especially if all you did before this criminal act was visit a pastor or a spiritualist who is not legally licensed to diagnose mental disorders.

I wish you well sha. Your case reminds me of what Prof. A.D. Badaiki thought me in criminal law in 300l

I guess some knowledge remains tattooed to the brain.

Unfortunately the insanity defense may not stand up in court as you said. He might be going that route but with no prior history and nobody will ask for a mental assessment the guy will rot in jail.

This is an example of a mentally deranged pervert.

How do you carry food across the check in point?

Apart from baby food possibly, I don't think it's possible.

Maybe federal government will start giving him allocation and accept ministerial candidate from his state.



Laughable country

oyaskii:
This Priest?

I'll rate it a 6.5. It's a fair movie but definitely not as bad as 15%.

phr0nesis:
Yeah I will try and finish it today; with a lot forwarding though.

I will also checkout 'No sudden moves' today.

What about 'Werewolves within'? I don't know if I should download it too

Low budget horror comedy. I'll definitely see that.


The kid we are calling forgettable in a quiet place was also in no sudden moves.

The black guy in werewolves within is also in the tomorrow wars.

Lol.