₦airaland Forum

FILEBE:
Have the Tarantinos come for you yet? Lol.

If you are expecting some long chain of action, Tarantino wont give you that. Instead he will give you word plays and " words" entertainment. He always leaves you with lines you cant forget in a hurry

When i saw inglourpus Besterds. I alway remember the scene where he demands for His Nazi scalps . It goes thus... "...When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’."


Pulp Fiction : the Foot massage covo between vincent and the other hitman(John Travolta). The " say what, motherfucker " speech. I double dare you to say what.. lol.


The hateful eight: John the hangman talking to Daisy Demergue after he aaked for a guitar to play while in cuffs . "
Yeah. You come back with anything else but a guitar, my pistol plays a tune; Domergue's Death March. You got it?".

His movies does so well to entertain

Hateful eight when they were arguing who killed Russel Crowe...


" my guess is the ugliest fellow killed him and that make it you Joe gates" that scene was insane.

Between the sheriff and samuel jackson when jackson gives him a gun

Sheriff " you finally believe I am the sheriff of the town"

Samuel jackson " I dont know about that but you were about to drink the coffee that killed him so you're innocent " or something like that.

You're right the conversation is the trips

phr0nesis:
What is pulp fiction about? I didn't understand it

The soul of Marcellus Wallace..... .

It's the story about different characters and their interactions with one another. everybody had his problems and each was even more messed up than the other.

I can explain it more than this but it was an awesome experience.

You need to understand that each actor was important in the movie no main guy per se just follow their stories.

Tou us should try this old classics

Rock and roll a
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
The gentlemen
snatch

All from guy Ritchie

phr0nesis:
I didn't understand it

His movies are top notch. Usually from multiple points of view.


I loved hateful 8 and pulp fiction.

Goalnaldo:
There's nothing these Caucasians won't do. funny enough people will buy that video.

Dem don buy am already.


This one time don pass sha. E don tay hear her name.

You guys werent friends at all.

Just deceiving each other

Mogbe.


Normal tins for naija.


All for the pussy sake.


Meanwhile many gifted fellows joth male and female who will benefit and provide appropriate development will be bypassed for this training.


Yet we wonder why we are reversing downhill with gear 5

Goldbw122:
And I was crying I bought this for #300... I need to live this country somebody help...

You see this one 300 dey complain.


Chai!!!!

Auxtan:
Ever since I entered the university and now in my 400L currently doing my 6 months I.T in preparation for my final year (500L) I haven't gone through my qualifications intently until this morning.

Here is a problem I discovered, I made my way to the university with a 2 sittings 2014 O'level certificates in WAEC and NECO because I made a D7 in English in WAEC which is a compulsory credit subject required for admission I had to use my NECO result where I made C5 in English to back it up for a 2 sittings result though I recall they ended up using only my NECO for the O'level certificate screening that time.

Now I am concerned if this might be a problem when I graduate and decide applying for a top job. My CGPA currently is quite impressive but right now I am afraid my O'level might not be good enough due to the D7 I made in English in WAEC.

Please I need good words of advice from the experienced ones amongst us here.
Thank you

At bsc level I dont think anyone looks at o level certificates
.dont worry yourself.at all

JBRichard:
I am a student studying nursing in Nigeria. I got a lot of recommendations and commendations when I settled down for this course. I was bred up to be a Medicine and Surgery student. I was advised to choose this because it's professional and not lengthier and can end up with a good job abroad or even here by God's grace. Plus as it stands now, I don't want to waste so much time in school in order to settle down and get a good job and do something for myself.

But when people hear of my course the somehow fumble. I get belittled. I am a guy.... Is there something wrong with studying this or should I change??
I wanted to study Biochem but I was chastised against it

Because I'm starting to wonder why I don't see male nurses..... I met one man and he eyed me from top to bottom. Another individual said I don't know what I want to become.
Another shouted ABOMINATION!!!!!
I've already gained admission oooo....
I'm bewildered....
Haven't seen male nurses in Naija before....
Chineke!!! �

Guy as you are running this nursing courses better be looking for opportunities abroad which are plenty. Do the right exams and courses finish up and discharge.

You'll be far better of than everyone who laughed at you. A male nurse has many advantages in the work place. They can hustle better than the females and get side jobs more.


Guy I dey laugh.

Bookmark this comment? Follow the advice and return to read in 10years.


You'll laugh with me.

Flew in from america for a butt lift.



Unless that's a lie then the woman really is dumb.

ivandragon:
I keep saying it...

The present dubious deregulation practiced by this supremely deceptive administration is designed to subsidise the North.

True deregulation means prices will vary according to what the dealer pays to get the roduct to his/her fueling station.

PMS can be as low as #90-#110 in places like Lagos, Ibadan. With adequate port & deport facilities, places like Rivers, Delta can get it below #150.

However, the further inland one goes, the more expensive it becomes. Places like Abuja, Kaduna might get it for #210-#230 while places like Borno, Sokoto would purchase at between #300-#400, about the same price Adeshina & other loudmouthed charlatans say it's sold in other countries around Nigeria.

Deregulation is fully supported, but it should be done properly.

Honestly. It has always baffled me how fuel costs the same everywhere in nigeria. You have made me see the light. Its solely for the benefit of the north

Circuitlord:
The mom still dey follow her open teeth??

If it was my mom, the kind beating wey she go receive regardless of her age go make her brain reset..
Nonsense and spoilt children

As in regardless of age my guy.

Dem for do hard reset then reformat for her brain for my side. She will never do it again. Ever.


She go fear to marry sef

cao:
Enjoyed the heck out of it, ended up sleeping at 5am, had to finish it.

Same here. Made me so groggy at work that day.

I also had to get the books.

Finished six of crows now reading crooked kingdom.

Its badass

cao:
Shadow and Bone.

This was a breathe of fresh air.


Lots of potential.

Havertz10:
no surprises, stopped watching after the first 6 episodes in season1, story is good for a movie not a show, it's ridiculous that he wasn't fuckingg the warden and was getting all those privileges, stupid show.

Only one episode and I saw where it was going.


Same wine different skin.


Gave up and forgot about it.

optm:
Some men would rather take responsibility for their actions considering he knew the consequences of his actions and that it was a wrong thing .

True.


But he is not one of them.

saintsylve:
You are right bro, it's just that he could have defended himself instead of the cry. Things like " I didn't do anything with her, I never told her I want to date her or haven't asked her to visit me" he just fall yakata like small pikin on freefall from a staircase, I am not holding brief for him please.

Lol.

The guy knows that no explanation will save him. He just gave up straight.

He obviously knew the repercussions of his actions and he went ahead anyway. No the chicken has come home to roost.


I dislike pedos badly.

optm:
The funny thing is, he was trying to play the religious card. Jesus is against such an act but you never cared and now you re bringing Jesus in the picture . Just take responsibility for your actions. Most persons here use the veil of religion in doing terrible things .

Hr wasnt playing the religious card. He went completely primal and instincts dictated he cry to the most high to save him from the hell he is about to experience.

anselm791:
I was laughing at how he was hitting his leg with regrets.
It was at that moment he knew that he forked up.
He is still going to be better off than a lot of us when he returns sha.

I swear I just wrote exactly the same thing twice above this.


That exact moment man....



Lol

SenecaTheYonger:
Don't f00king touch me. Touch me bruv, and I will smack your face in.

Whatever it is you worship doesnt work here.

Men the guy was savage.



At the end when he was hitting his leg that's when he finally accepted the fact that.......




Man I bleeped up.





Cc anselm791

It was at this moment he knew.....










He'd bleeped up..

Lol. This clown.

Abi you think the husband cant count?


No be only you dey chop the soup simple.

thatthickgurl:
Hmmm, I just finished it and honestly it's not bad.
But I agree that volume 1 is better, why?
In volume 1, most of the tales had no reference point , it blew our mind because we probably hadn't visualize the scenarios before.

Now in this volume 2, i think the writers sampled scenarios from some other sci-fi movies, i'm seeing traits of Altered carbon, Star wars, Black mirror, mad max, in the tall grass etc

P.S : all the tales in volume 2 had happy endings
What happened to the death and gore we were accustomed to, from volume 1?

I totally agree. No blood letting no gore.

Moneyboyz:
You might be disappointed
Love Death And Robots - 4/10

For the love I have for season one I give it 5. If this was season 1 I probably wouldnt have bothered.

Didnt feel any of the stories at all.

thatthickgurl:
LOVE, DEATH AND ROBOTS volume 2 is outtttttt
Who else is excited?? I'm definitely not sleeping tonight.

Not as epic as season 1.


I disnt feel any of the tales. It was average at best.

MBJ was in it too.

The nevers.




Nice show stringing me along. I need to know what is happening.

Everyone has a plan. We dont even know all the pieces yet.


Good watch. 7/10

That letter has authentic stamps

jubrilcastle:
Please how do you guys download from telegram. I recently installed the app

Search button and join channels. You can download from there.

Ishilove:
It reminds me of my service year. That year was the most miserable year of my short life as, like you I'm an introvert and I couldn't relate with the locals as they were housewives and cocoa farmers who barely spoke English. Other corp members were a bit of a distance from the village where I resided so I was always alone, battling goats and talking aloud to myself. In that village I realized why goats are called 'stubborn', was toasted by almost every walking male, and of course, for the first time discovered it would be very easy to have multiple boyfriends. I however did not choose that kind of dirty life so I endured intense loneliness.

You have to change your environment because you will be miserable. Don't bother looking for who you can relate with, just change your environment. Change it!!! I speak from experience. Change it!!! I cannot speak English too much. CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!

Lol. That toaster with massive teeth I think. Lol. I remember your chronicles.

Made me laugh back then

Jupiters legacy.

I prefer the origin story aspect than the main plot.

Anyway episode 7 loading. I'll go back to Vikings when I finish this.



Opinion. It's just there nothing spectacular so far. Plot holes about......

5/10

Local.....

No wonder bobrisky could employ her.


Clout chasing mgbeke.