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When they finally tell us how much they used to battle covid 19, we would all be shocked.


I know some people here who caught it and survived also some who passed away personally.


Many of us were subclinical carriers without even being aware. We should be grateful that for some reason we had immunity if not people would have been dropping dead on the streets.


All the same the government has used this to cash out badly.

princepee:
Ok ooo, i registered four years ago and am yet to get the card, this digital stuff will probably take ten years to complete....

And I just hope it's not the Antichrist thing...

10years. Try never going to work

DonDemu:
I Got to the interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just stared back blank faced, my throat was dry and when I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it, as I started speaking, spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff. As she jerked backwards, her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled all over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered.

I got up and left in a hurry and ended up crashing into the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces.

The force is strong with your village people.

Coronavirus84:
This guy don personally buy market from the Nigerian police force without money, it's impossible the guy go see hell

After reading the story the first thing that came to my mind was..




This guy own don be

Ishilove:
You, sir, shall be the cynosure of all eyes.

Take Mancala's advice

Ishi.....

Carry on my wayward son. By Kansas.



Theme song for supernatural

This guy like land pass anything

Reverend father shock sef..

The guy turn nigerian straight. He left the reverend for corner first to handle the matter.

Lessonteacher:
come back if you have gathered enough cash to establish yourself here in nigeria, but if not, don't come back. if the only problem you have there is you being treated as a second class. you might be treated as third class over here.

Gather enough cash and be kidnapped.

Everyone would know you have relocated and plan to set up and believe me you have no idea what the people around you are capable of.

LibertyRep:
It appears he was set up for ridicule and embarrassment ab initio.

That's the way I see it.
He should have been smart and honorable enough to reject the nomination.

Obviously he types faster than he reasons.


When he knows he has castigated the government doesnt he know they see it.

On Facebook of all places.


Lol. They set him up and he fell for it.

Typical corruption is bad because I am not a beneficiary of it.

ednut1:
May all bloggers who post fake news suffer for 800 years

Loooooool

Una wan kill newdelhi.

He has a choice to like and unlike.


Free the guy joor

hammer3:
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.


THEY CLAIM NIGERIA IS THEIR COUNTRY, YET THEY DONT HAVE THE CHOICE TO LEAVE A BAD CHINA MAN JOB.


IF NOT FOR LAZINESS, SHOULD CHINA MAN BE EMPLOYING YOU IN NIGERIA?

I dont even know what to call it.

They will gather like flies around a corpse outside these chinco factories and later be crying abuse.

What is wrong with them.self.


Men if you have a job you dont like quit it, if you cant quit cos it survives you then lean back and take it like a champ while planning your exit.

kareemkamil:
U guys are Fool's, can u trying this forking shit, in there land. Honestly they will crucifying u.

First of all you must be a frustrated dolt to come online and the first thing you do is insult.

Imbes as usual. Let me school you imbe.


If nobody took the job they can t do this shit. Dont go crying to government by now you should know they dont give a shit about you so you have to care for yourself.

If they are treating you bad unionize against it. But no manage manage e go better. Well keep managing till you drop dead. Dont fight for your rights.


Imbe. I am not the cause of your frustration if it's so hard for you kill yourself and let us suffer in peace.

Whiteangel1234:
Work or resign its your choice nobody force you to get employed ..

This is the truth.

You cannot be employed and say tour employer treats you like shit.

If you dont like it or cannot stand it leave.

Oludeke:
It's just so unfair...
If I have 2017 Car I will definitely not be an uber or Bolt driver.

Lol.

Mos def not for taxi.

uuzba:
The mistake Nigerians made with Uber is that the owner of the car gave it to ANOTHER person to drive.
That person is now a DRIVER, who can be intimidated.

Uber is really a big boy affair. I buy my Bughatti Veyron. Then register myself on Uber.
Anybody calls me to pick them, and I just cruise my ride and pick up the person.
Nobody knows! Lagos state will not notice that I'm doing business because I'm just chilling as a big boy in my super car.
That is how Uber was supposed to be, and I guess that is how they do it overseas.

But Nigerian car owners felt TOO BIG to drive their car. And gave it to a house-boy looking driver.
Road safety and other road officials were able to profile such persons as NOT THE OWNER of the car.
If you're not the owner, then you are a hired driver.
Next thing, they categorise you with local transport and start demanding payments and other fees and certificates.
But you still have private number plate.
Now you are mixing with the small boys and can't escape.

See them now, Uber and Bolt refusing to come to attend the meeting.

So many flaws in your argument.

1. Nobody would buy a Bugatti and use for uber. Never ever. That is not how it's done overseas or on Mars.

2. Nobody feels to big to drive and uber. Many peeps on the platform actually own thier cars. Others give out the cars to drivers as an investment. I know one who has upto 8 cars on uber, will he drive all 8.

3. They cannot just profile you as not the owner of the car. The drivers I've seen dont look rough ( except on one occasion). They all appear neat. It affects your stats incase you dont know.

EngrXrix:
let me help out with what this means. uber and bolt might not comply (esp uber an international coy) and might force them out of biz which will lead to the govt rolling out their own cab hailing services kitted with all the accessories.

Well summarized.


This is in fact the plan.

Government will roll out thier own personal rides and bikes when they have chased out the potential investors.

But it would still be a private affair not government owned.

Webmannigeria:
VP Osibanjo will be busy shouting ease of doing business AND Economic sustainability plan upandan how does this amount to EASE of DOING business?

Imposing all sort at a time businesses and individuals are trying to come out of COVID-19 pandemic sutuation do these people think through things at ALL?

What is the essence of governance to provide safety for citizens and enabling enviroment for businesses or TO PUNISH US ALL?

Becuase that's what LASG and FGN is good at doing.......GOKADA CEO might still be alive today if LASG ban did not get him out of here....

Certainly they are making one for someone SOON IT WILL BE OUT

This is what I said some days ago.

Acidosis:
Just don't complain when Uber or Bolt tells you to pay N5000 for a 1 hour trip.

You people should keep running your mouth. Government don't give a fck about you, that's why the regulation is all about them, how much they want as taxes, 10% service fee on all trips, licensing fee, annual renewal of licenses, etc. It's all about them, not you the consumer who seems to know too much on how to protect a corrupt and useless government.

He can never complain. He doesnt even have the app on his phone.

pol23:
Half of motorist in Lagos deserves strokes of cane as warning notice before they hit the road.
Private cars drivers:5 strokes.
Logistic Okada:7 strokes.
Security escorts:12 strokes
Danfo drivers :25 strokes...

Only the Yellow Taxi should be pardon.

Weyrey lo le gbe Eko.

And the Deputy governor's security escort should be given 800 strokes daily.

Lol. The deputy governors own will be very funny if the strokes are daily whether they go on the road or not.

OhiOfIhima:
The kingdom is overly mad.. Shin is a gon!

Really. Let me look for this.

donstan18:
The act of minding your business is the surest and easiest way to live long in a toxic and bitter country like Nigeria.

98.941% of Nigerians are bitter, frustrated and toxic enough to even kill their blood for unnecessary reasons. Under no circumstances whatsoever, should you indulge or intrude in other people's affairs if not invited.


Mind your business in this country. Nobody is happy.

Well said.

Even if invited I will give advice from far.

oglalasioux:
Somebody is selling this idea to the government. The plan is to force Bolt and Uber off so they can take over the market. Truth is even if they succeed, they cannot run the market with their Nigerian mentality. They simply want to spoil this venture that has provided jobs for thousands of Nigerians.

I said this about the bikes.

Now they are pushing the cabs out.

They want to make way for a new solo transport company that will take care of bikes and cabs all at once. Owned by someone in or close to the government.


Let's be looking

Obinoscopy:
Maggilove is this how you repay me? With likes?

You dey here?

Mixing things up

[quote author=SoftP post=92675997]Nice one Mr. Governor

As if the poor fire fighters are the reason for poor fire facilities in the state’. They will see politicians and start chanting hosanna [/quote]


This is a new level of savagery

2020 is really a shit year for movies.

Nova15:
I saw the post about all nine Star wars film titles being mismatched judging from their narratives and I kind of agree with seven of them.

In Phantom Menance (Episode I) we witnessed the Anakin's beginning so it should be rightful tagged as The Rise of Skywalker.

In Episode 4 (A New Hope), Obiwan teaches Luke that it's time for the Jedi to return so I guess I should be tagged The Return of the Jedi.

In Episode 5 (The Empire Strikes Back), Yoda taught Luke to use the Force so it should be The Force Awakens.

In Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi), Yoda and Anakin die making Luke the Last Jedi. So it should be The Last Jedi.

In Episode 7 (The Force Awakens), A new Empire is created after the Old empire was destroyed. So it should be named The Empire Strikes Back.

In Episode 8 (The Last Jedi), Luke trained Rey and sacrificed himself to give the resistance hope. So it should be A New Hope

In Episode 9 (The Rise of Skywalker), palpatine returned from the dead. Should the film be tagged as The Phantom Menance?

This makes so much sense.

They are waiting for her to grow up abit before grafting skin and muscle over the defect.


She's gonna be fine.

Coldie:
No be every girl u go give head. U gats dae very observant. Make u no go lick another man sperm or gonorrhea in the name of head

Looooool.

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