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TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.

I'll correct u now, its bitter congied up nizzos like u that a gal will love with ur 3. Whatever gpa that will drop her like its hot for an upgrade when the bar starts flowing. " Typically this upgrade in your mind is the very gals u are currently ranting against".
Dude get a life am tired of all this gals don't like me now am poor bla bla bla am very sure that they are way out of your league and all u have to offer is dick no form of comfort, nada,

in that your sch the sisters u should love are right there infront of u but u refuse to see them cos they aren't standard now.

My advice to you is get one now and build ur life with her now and see what its like then. She'll probably be the upgrade u"l be looking for then.

ironic aint it.

bamssy: wat has "1st 2 comment" got 2 do wt learnin more ova wu tld u dat der r no beta students out der wu r d product of dis present educational system @op as 4 d topic i guess d fault lies wt d parent wu dnt kia abt d type of sch their wards go 2 der r lot of gud sch out der i was so surprise wt d level of phonetics spoken by my niece wich was lackin as at our tym so m conclutn s der r beta & worse schs nw dan bak den

Lord have mercy.

Forgive me everyone but WTF!!!!

paulworld: PLEASE WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THIS SEASON FILM WILL LIKE TO BUY A COPY LATER IN THE EVENING

An example of the failed educational system. I pray ASUU calls off this strike quickly and you (hopefully) put your mind to use.

omoiyalayi: Pretete by ojb
Wat is pretete ?

oh the horror!!! the horror of this particular song. this one i hate.

nitrogen: Gongo aso-9ice

i swerrigad.
gbam!
gbam!
gbam!

till now i still dont get it and this was a monster hit.

Sunnyscars: lmao

What's. Funny bout been scarred that u are luao.
Look in the mirror nizzo sorry lucks tough (tough luck).

Nice flow skid but u're still a kiddy
Fake azz ish hmmmm, mini vanilli.

Quickly dials the winchesters

' Hello boys there are ten cases on this thread'.

[quote author=SU-37fighter.]Nice and inspiring.
Unfortunately,this kind woman is very rare.
1 in a billion or something.[/quote]That means that there are only 7 of them @ most 10. - thid one between 6 and 9. Na wa oh.

pastormustwac: What if a danfo driver drives more than one bus? He drives bus A for 8hrs plying route 1, bus B for another 8hrs plying route 2?

the naija mind @ work quick to see loopholes and take advantage.

mimicue: It could be Endometriosis, this can cause pain with (and after) intercourse and abdominal pains... Or better still consult your doctor nobody on here can help that situation

Endometriosis in a man, cheiii.

Meanwhile. Una no go kill person with laff 4 here. Imagine dem do burial today of person wen get op symptoms. Lol

Reaing through this thread was initially enterTaining but the tribalist have crept in, answer me this tribalists

She is from south west so??

She's dating an ibo so??

She grew up in the east so??

She is accused of 'thiefry' now we are talking.




Naija will never progress because the shot caller and ballers have risen beyond mere ethnicity and religio, its a caslling card when trouble calls and U (including me previously) will burn tires in the streets claiming ethnicity but this "leaders " are beyond that.


Solution starts from u reading this stop ethnicitY and religious bigotry ask for what is yours, demand accountability from your leaders then will we achieve our potential.

But I know ethnicity cannot be stopped by a single post cos we are too far gone.


My ex gov is currentls serving @ her majesty's pleasure so don't bring me into 'Yoruba eegbo feud'

Misspellings on purpose.

Tolexander: This nemesis fast mehn!

An interesting part of it is that, na one guy go collect the money from her, spending the money on other gurls.

Now this is what I call ironic.

help with link for EP4

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That's all she wears no other panties are allowed except non @ all.

Am just happy u aren't a. Blogger providing bullshit news.
That aside u still are a dunce.

Good afternoon please can you run this VIN for me.


VIN. JTEEP21A240002600
Thanks .

Just wanted to be on a 2 thousand + page thread and of all tins Bba.

I find this interesting.

gen2briz: I guess it depends on the year of the car.

My thoughts exactly. If its a 2005 car or a 2000 car I would go for the 2000 cos it means it has travelled ( I.e) less use in more time however its not a rigid rule as in the 200d car with more use could perform better than a 2000 car with problems.

My advicer if u trust your friend let him make an informed decision on your behalf and all the best.

My brothers of the ND are one of the laziest folks in this nation, read una no go read, work na ghost worker u wan be, learn na quick money u want.

76yrs una no dey fear God sef!

may u kidnappers never reach that age.

Oyibo man I go chop ur dollar....


U are the mugu....

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This thread is hilarious, shutting down pps due to substandard care. A step in the right direction I believe u shouldn't offer a patient care that u can't provide however can the patient pay for standard care

Its all part of the rot in the system, I have been to both public and private hospitals and I can tell u, good hospitals exists in lagos but the bill is insane, so pls go to govt hospitalif u can't afford private.

Also u'll see some old chemist who have started treating people becos of their long time selling drugs this then morph into private clinics.
U need to see one clinic I entered when I had an unfortunate accident and the man insisted I took him there, when we got there there were women in labour sitting in the dark in the waiting room screaming in labour pains I shudder whenever I think of this.

Anyway God protects his own.

Onegai: Shall I tell you what will happen? The case will take a year to get to court. In that time, Chinyere Wagbaranta will be sent abroad by her parents, not to return for years. She'll go to school, get a job. Ikeoluwa will remain dead. After a while, Chinyere Wagbaranta (remember her name, she's a killer) will return to the country, filled with her "oyinbo school and experiences, an oyinbo accent" and get a nice job over many NLers who waited for ASUU strike to end and got a shoddy degree. She'll be smug, and at peace externally. Ikeoluwa's parents will have memories of their baby and a grave. That's it.

I've met someone who got away with manslaughter in Nigeria, his family did the same. I found out years later. He's doing his Mba in UK now and they're talking about him coming home to a job in Chevron. His victim remains dead and Justice wears a blindfold.

Stop waiting for Karma, God gave us laws like "Thou shalt not kill". Let us Nigerians be responsible for once. Write an email to the UK or US embassy, state the case, mention Chinyere Wagbaranta (the killer)'s name over and over. Insert the punch online article for this. Let them know the visa is going to a killer. If they get 2000 emails saying the same thing, they'll revoke the visa. If they don't, let foreign bloggers be alerted about the case. Nothing like public outrage to make the brit and US govts sit up. Fight for Ikeoluwa, because you and your loved ones are in danger, and prayers won't save you, because you're guilty as well.

Give Ikeoluwa a voice.

I billion. Likes.


*** note the police action in this case, once again tortoise no dey ever commot for story***

Federal character is holding us back. Imagine giving an almost imbecilic individual a place in an institution cos of his religion or lace of origin. SMH.

If I had the chance I would present a goat for quota arrangement and say its from so so state and must be accepted.

Nigeria no progress because of stupidity.

Tolexander: give a specific month, few months is not definite.

10 months time is also few months time!

18 months is a few months compared to 36. Is this dude retarded or what. Y not say we are working on it, dumb unfeeling pig. EWOK.

Mishydoo: Cant forget d day I chyked my babe.i took her to genesis cinema Ph.....The COLD eh! Tried drawing closer to her, u kw to tap some...u kw...but wsnt able to get close enuf sake of dat f.king demarcation /seat handles between d seats.All thru d movie I wsnt watching...jst tryin to remuv d gaddam seat handle!!! Ruined d whole ting fr me....wish I went with a scredriver or hammer!

U don kolo.

bknight: I go all robert-freeman on them at d cinemas

And they'll go uncle rukus on ur butt.

[b]

ajas baba: A friend of mine (names removed by me]

WHY


He had a Suite there. We were with other friends, we all talked, laughed, gisted and all until about 10pm. Everyone started leaving gradually, I wanted to call a cab to take me to my own hotel, but he kept on insisting on dropping me.]


Here's the danger sign why wait till everyone goes before dropping u, @ this point a female knows waht a man is up to.

I was like it is even better, I would save my cab fare. So I had to wait for everybody to leave before he could drop me.

He tied me up in his hotel, stuffed my mouth so I couldn't scream.]


Did this get together that EVERYBODY had to leave first take place in his hotel room??

his upcoming elections to take place properly next year.]

Let's assume this story is old that means he was either elected or not, when did elections hold in EDO state why wait all this while before speaking??

Every 2 hours of everyday I was raped, mishandled and rough handled.]


Even viagra isn't that good, every 2hrs common gal.

I was helpless. I wept and cried all to no avail because no one could hear me.]

Really?? Sound proof hotel room or what, no room service cleaned the room on monday??

Then on Tuesday evening he went out and came back and rubbed something on his manhood and said that it was what his baba gave him to use on me when sleeping with me].

This means between sunday and now it was purely greed on his part as he didn't have what was required for the JAZZ yet he could assault you 2 hourly like clockwork.

That I would loose my womb and my good fortune. I begged, I cried, I did all I could but he refused.

At night when he tried to rape me with what the baba gave him, his manhood wasn't functioning, he tried and tried but it just wasn't getting up then he started to hit me and tried again but nothing]

How would something happen unless he starts ejaculating blood after the grueling almost 16 rounds

and he left in annoyance to go and meet the baba. He was so much in a hurry he left the door open. He didn't lock it with the key. ]

This is the super story part a life of strife and sorrow ( for him obviously)

I was there waiting for him to get back.]

Waiting??


Around 9am this morning an hotel staff came, they knocked no one answered and then they went down to get the other key only for them to find out the door was even opened from the beginning. And there I was. They helped me out and all. The names he used in filling the hotel forms are all fake. He is still at large. ]

So they have remembered to clean the room which should be quite messy IMHO.
Why the fake name when you knew him unless ofcourse he didn't believe you would be around to identify him which of course is still pretty dumb cos every politician is known one way or the other.

The police are on a hunt for him]
.
Was he elected or not, is this for the last election or next one?
Who is this mystery fellow

His wife is in police custody.]
I believe this part of the story NPF is like this fiction or reality.

So I want to use this medium to reach anyone that knows anything about him. He calls himself honourable .... (removed and other details too).]

How the hell can we find him can't go about asking for honourable names withheld can we?

I just really thank God for life because this is sumone I thought I knew and I was certain. God saw me through, it's not because I am too fine or too holy.

This shold be a warning to everybody. "You can only be sure of yourself, no one else. For those who would say Ladun this story was made up, sit down there and keep saying it was made up. She gave all the man's details,]

Where are the mans details?? @ the police station? Ok give us laduns details then.

because she wants people here to help her find him. But you see, I am not an FBI agent or a police officer, and since the case is already at a Police Station, the Police should do their job. More so, I only put this up for ladies to learn.]

Why?? Those that know know and those that don't know don't know, no matter the preaching tortoise no dey commot for story.


Trust no one especially the opposite sex. They don;t love you more than your family, if they give you a thousand naira they are expecting you to give them something worth ten thousand naira in return.]

Interesting! Was ladun promised cash to wait,? why this deviation from the storyline? ( Nollywood wrote this script?) No where was cash mentioned or did honourable pay flight for her? Something is fishy

We thank God for her life."

Thank you lord for the strength to see the truth.



Verdict: the story was made up by the opposition to tarnish honourable names removed solid character built over time, you can check his wife just gave birth and is @ home with his mother who came for OMUGUO. He is also an elder in the church.
Lies lies lies.

Elementary watson elementary.

Signed.
Holmes. S.