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Crime › Re: My First Encounter With Armed Student Robbers At School. by armadeo(m): 12:06am On Oct 18, 2013

Ep2 was quite funny, me and roomy dead broke all we had was 30 bucks bread and 2 pure water.

We were cooking beans to eat with the bread no onions sef then they came ( note: same place as ep1).

We heard the sounds of doors being kicked in panick gripped us, the entire apt having a beany smell and my roomy calmy gets up, unlocks the door and opens it wide.

Are u mad I scremed in diisbelief as the first omila shows up. He is hesitant and we are hugging the floor, my roomy says to him
" Bros notin dey here na only beans dey fire, we no even get money to give carpenter repair door thaty why we jeje open am" bros abeg na beg we dey.

The guy just walks off.

When we were sure they had left as we jeje open door na so we jeje close door chop beans and bread go sleep.

We were the only ones to lock our door that night.

Repping B side greatest UNiBEN.

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Crime › Re: My First Encounter With Armed Student Robbers At School. by armadeo(m): 12:06am On Oct 18, 2013

Was actually robbed thrice while in school.

Ep1 bdpa benin: that night me and my roomies were just chiling, a friend of ours was leaving so we escorted him, on the way down the stairs the dude infront just turned and raced back. ( Dem no dey tell blind man say market empty)

we all followed suit ( na benin be this oh ), on getting back to the room we ran in and stupid us no one even locked the door.

This very tall dude walks in holding a pistol neat looking gun he stops when he sees the crowd of boys (like 8 dude, fellow compound mates as we all gathered gisting earlier on), he simply said ' I look una like guy men make nobody come out' and walks away, we rush to the window to look and see a police van from bdpa police station rolling down.

Opp my compound there's this huge house woith a convoluted fence a guy steps out from the shadows holding this rambo like gun and opens fire @ the cops ( these guns really bring out flames/sparks when fired).

Off course police ja!

The then entered their car a 504 and drove off slowly with some walking by the carm twas like a movie.

Those guys took some cash from others ( that time gsm and laptop neva commot). Thank God no one was harmed.

Entertainment › Re: Funny Nigerian Animation Video- GBEDU DANCING by armadeo(m): 11:02pm On Oct 17, 2013

I have had this video fora while now, its so so funny. Fimile.

Kaba kaba. I particularly like when they raise one leg and turn around while dancing. The back of the fat dudes head kills me.

Politics › Re: Tinubu - Jonathan Better-off In Nollywood Than In Aso Rock by armadeo(m): 12:33am On Oct 17, 2013

Tinubu needs to know that prudent politicians do not counter their Presidents all of the time even when the policy is popular amongst the masses. By criticizing the convention of National Dialogue, he makes himself look not just stup1d but narrow minded
Thanks for reading and agreeing with me.[/quote]This part of your post puts meaning to the word GBAM!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by armadeo(m): 11:54pm On Oct 16, 2013

its a big wonder that i've not seen anyone think that this woman was banging the okada guy and they as bf/gf wanted to rip off the husband. y are u all assuming that he's stingy.

Maybe she's just aslut.

Ok on page 2 she's a suspect of infidelity thumbs up.

Business › Re: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by armadeo(m): 11:40pm On Oct 16, 2013

chacha3: lol, all fingers are not equal. By d way is it chair or chaur...don't break my ribs pls.

Typo.

Politics › Re: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by armadeo(m): 11:13pm On Oct 16, 2013

[quote author=Dr. Joe]What has the deputy Gov.
and her administration done to better the life of jobless girls out there, we suffer and starve in the streets while ur kids are schooling abroad,
Hi Mrs. Deputy, this is what we do to provide food for the family, abeg pay us our balance and keep the preaching to ur self.[/quote]tif, u stole my exact tots.

Business › Re: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by armadeo(m): 7:24pm On Oct 16, 2013*

Hamsaini: Their Salary is 4k to 5k, Stop giving them close macking. They Can't Suvive without Stiling.

person no go die for this nairaland. i actually fell from my chair reading this post.

Business › Re: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by armadeo(m): 7:19pm On Oct 16, 2013

chucky234: Ah mogbe, those pump attendants go don finish me be dat.
I dey always posy inside car dey form bros each time I want to buy fuel,the worst be say I dey always leave my change for them ooo and dem sef don hail me tire, chei I no know say dem dey use my head.
Everyday I go dey put the blame for my 3.5L V6 engine I no know say those good for nothing fuel attendants no dey put fuel for my motor, ah God don catch dem,all their evil secret don open.

This one got me laughing. Lol

Politics › Re: How Nigeria Soldiers Died Like Rats!!! by armadeo(m): 9:04am On Oct 15, 2013

Oladiran: but wait o! is it possible for a NCO(sergeant) to stand before a junior CO(lieutenant) and rain abuse on senior COs(generals)? just wondering

Dem neva born the NCO wen wan do this one.

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Dont Laugh, Call Me A Fool. I Swear. by armadeo(m): 9:19pm On Oct 14, 2013

I swear u are a fool. ( U asked for it)

Politics › Re: Chris Ngige Killed Ego Her Girlfried by armadeo(m): 8:06pm On Oct 14, 2013

Just check all this ops posts its all ngige this ngige that.

@ op hw much did the opposition give to u for ur smear campaign pls endevour to use some and attend adult education classes. Jeez. Man.

Ps am not from anambra state I don't know the politics but u suck big time.

Politics › Re: Chris Ngige Killed Ego Her Girlfried by armadeo(m): 8:05pm On Oct 14, 2013

Just check all this ops posts its all ngige this ngige that.

@ op hw much did the opposition give to u for ur smear campaign pls endevour to use some and attend adult education classes. Jeez. Man.

Education › Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by armadeo(m): 6:40pm On Oct 14, 2013

[quote author=calebo101]You have never seen cultists hack down an innocent man? Really huh

What university did you graduate from? Only the dead know the story, stop saying bullshit my friend, who nor go nor dey know![/quote

well i support him, such errors are not made. note he was traced home the guy must really have done some shit to be gunned down infront of his crib. Aint no mistake there.

RIP dude.

Politics › Re: Chris Ngige Murder Case by armadeo(m): 4:50pm On Oct 12, 2013

dayokanu: Can you at least finish secondary school before posting online

I actually feel sorry for the op, am pretty sure u are either an undergrad or even a grad. U'll say english is not ur mother tonque.

Pls open threads in ibo and spare some of us the horror of ur tenses.

Politics › Re: Revealed! Why Gov Uduaghan Moves Government House To Warri by armadeo(m): 4:43pm On Oct 12, 2013

classicEntity: we all knw d reason; its because Asaba nd delta north are nt core deltans (naija politics) They are Igbo ppl nd warri city hs oil wealth its more of a capital city wit diverse ethnicity, frm my view they wil neva allow Aniomas (delta Igbos) to rule delta state..

Classic example of providing an answer before reading the question. Did u even read the post.

TV/Movies › Re: DStv Raises Charges Again. by armadeo(op): 12:58am On Oct 08, 2013

Prepping the dstv boycott thread.

Watch this space.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Man Who Paints By Squirting With His Eyes- 'Eye Painting' by armadeo(m): 11:54pm On Oct 07, 2013

Its definitely risky.

His nasolacrimal duct could get clogged (with paint and he wouldn't be able to produce tears to moisten his eyes which would lead to dry eyes (xerophthalmia)and if left untreated it causes corneal ulcer.

Actually if the nasolacrimal duct gets clogged he'll have an overflow of tears. Epiphora not dry eyes.

TV/Movies › Re: DStv Raises Charges Again. by armadeo(op): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2013

Mcl ctl etc wahts the picture quality here ??

TV/Movies › Re: Apparently DSTV Has Increased Tariffs Again by armadeo(m): 11:12am On Oct 05, 2013

Just got the same message too and am really pissed. What up with this multichoice.

Never heard of metrodigital but its worth the look, am tired of payong so much to watch the same ish over and over again.

TV/Movies › DStv Raises Charges Again. by armadeo(op): 11:09am On Oct 05, 2013*

I received this message from DSTV this morning, I honestly don't understand why the costs should go up.

Dear Subscriber, pls note increase in your DStv (Premium) subscription from 01.11.13. Your new subscription will be N11,650 per month. Thanks for your support.

I mean what exactly am I paying for repeated programs, rainy day no shows. This people should take their time.

This monopoly of cable is now really annoying, not like I even watch the crappy channels all the time, only natgeo, bbc knowledge, natgeo wild, the news channels finito.

Annoyingly when ever the channels goes of air dstv won't add a second to it but the second the subscriptio is over they cut u off

Let PCHN do their magic then you have to wait watching the damn decoder boot.

don't let me get started on their customer care all they know how to say is sorry sir we'll correct that soon only for you to call back again to hear the same phrase sorry sir bla bla bla and they have no idea what is going on for any issue.

In saka's voice " I wan port oh" nls any ideas where to port to.

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Literature › Re: Which Author's Books Have You Read The Most? by armadeo(m): 2:45pm On Sep 07, 2013

James Clavell
Anne rice
Jeffrey archer
Sherrilyn kenyon
J.k rawlings

Family › Re: 14-yr-old Girl Delivers Triplets For Her 16-yr-old Boyfriend by armadeo(m): 6:18am On Sep 04, 2013

Funny thing though, I thought she'll be chinese.

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Education › Re: Doctors And Pharmacy Interns In LUTH Protest Non Payment Of Salaries by armadeo(m): 7:21pm On Sep 02, 2013

Someone. Predicted that the rate @ which naija is going the country will soon be unable to pay salaries to its employees.
Has it begun.....

Leading to the

Signs of end times.

Family › Re: Family Raises Alarm Over 15-year-old Girl’s Strange ‘wedding’ To Bus Driver, Con by armadeo(m): 7:32pm On Aug 30, 2013

Thr story stinks. No source.

TV/Movies › Re: My Top Ten Mistakes In Nigerian Movies (nollywood) This Year by armadeo(m): 6:30pm On Aug 30, 2013

Nice

Jokes Etc › Re: Genius?enter Here...olodo?shift. by armadeo(m): 6:28pm On Aug 30, 2013

U are 2yrs older than ur sis. Therefore when u are hundred then ur sis is 98. Comprende yomi?

Politics › Re: $50m Cash Found In Ex-aks Ssg’s Residence In Oyo by armadeo(m): 6:18pm On Aug 30, 2013

Forget.

Politics › Re: Who Is The Current Best Governor In Nigeria? by armadeo(m): 6:17pm On Aug 30, 2013

Chimerase: Emma Uduagan and T.A orji
Dis combination na witchy combination

U stole my thoughts

Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Is The Guest For This Week’s Rubbin’ Minds With Ebuka Obi-uchendu by armadeo(m): 4:43pm On Aug 30, 2013

Music/Radio › Re: Ice Prince Cops Bentley GT Coupe by armadeo(m): 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2013

Men these guys gat dough sha.
Imagine dem scratch this one come lie down dey talk oga abeg then haters will say its just a car. Lord have mercy.

Good one bro. 1st.

Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Gets Hospitalized by armadeo(m): 2:11pm On Aug 29, 2013

physise: .

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