₦airaland Forum

CrazyMan: Mary was just the earthly vessel God use in bringing Jesus into this world.

She's human like you and I...so it would look silly to worship her.

GBAM!!!

devour129: sad

Am tired of weeping for naija.

cmega123: Stop blabbing. Saying WS is looking for Presidential recognition is like saying Obama is looking for chieftancy title. WS has passed that stage a long long time ago, by using his brain. Tommorow, Jonathan and Patience will be out of power and go back to Bayelsa, but WS will still be where he is (rubbing shoulder with the likes of Obama and Mandela.)

God bless u. You know what a nobel prize means. Sadly many youths of today don't see beyond making money any means and buying expensive cars. Ws is welcome anywhere in the world.

eldoradoxx: I would choose to be president for a week than Noble Lauret for a life time !!!

obviously you do noit understand who a nobel prize winner is. i'll rather be a noble winner for life than a president for a year.

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dont do. drugs.

ogb5: A man who sold his brother, Ibori, to enemies because he was deprived of being governor of delta state. Vanity upon vanity. Used his position as speaker to provide evidence to have Ibori jailed.

See mentality. I weep for naija.

Pls nlanders. Dialysis is a temporary measure, he'll still need the transplant.the dialysis is to clear the waste material that the kidneys usually remove from the body.
Its really expensive per session and @ least 3 sessions per week.
Kudos to lasg.

the first "president" i was aware of was gen ibb. then i was told i was the leader of tomorrow some years ago ibb tried to be the leader again in two yrs it will be 30yrs dat i've heard of him.

moral of the story jang if u are old enuff 2 be his father pls retire for him its his turn now. Leave the road for the leaders of tomorrow, our tommorow has arrived.
Abi our children were the leaders u spoke of. ODE!!

@ this age u should be calming tension with amaechi and anoda son of urs

click2cbn: N12,533,900! So dis ATM get #900 change! And machines over here keep making me withdraw #1000 even wen i needed #600!! Lol

lawyers here's ur winning argument, what atm
in naija dispenses 900bucks. bank manager oya explain.

As usual poor man must pay for the crimes of the rich.

Gboliwe: Who is this chief Uche that keeps $100,000 in his house?

Its chief sweetus polycarp's younger brother chief uche polycarp. lol banana iceland tins

On a serious note same question hw do u leave that kinda cash lying in ur house and travel out.

Utter rubbish.

vyncentino: gals of dis day want 2 go out wit rich guys, if u not rich de tink u noting dat d result

So make gal follow poor man wen na only nak nak dey the mind. And hunga to follow.

Y do u all assume she was a runz gal she may have been kidnapped or even tricked there by someone she trusted so pls don't be so hasty to pick up the stones.
Remember Jesus, the LovePeddler and stones story.

HAH: Looking at this from another angle, this beggars are also human and have sexua1 urge which they cannot satisfy due to the fact that no sane lady would like to be with them due to their physical disability which made them beggars, furthermore they don't have money to hire prostitute because it is illegal and hard to come by.

Now the question is what has the government done to satisfy the sexual needs of the beggars and homeless.

N.B am not in support of their act in anyway

If the guy has @ least a hand I have a suggestion that better than homo. Get some vaseline and cure ur urges. And for fuks sake govt to satisfy the sexual urges of beggers I hope that's sarcasm.

mitey: Whether legalized or not, it remains one of the hottest items on sale. This guy should stop making noise joor.


Btw, only losers patronize prostitutes. A real man always knows how to get the classy ladies FOR FREE

There's no such thing as free punny. One way or another nizzo u pay.

Godwon47: Drogba @least make boiz chop, wetin happn, na only u dey?

ole ni. u follow am work the money.

deloon: My first JAMB score was 249. And I couldn't gain admission with that. 10 years later peeps who get the same score are jubilating. Wtf!

So was mine. 247. Cut off was 249. Saw hell to get into uni thank God for his ways 3rd batch tins. Now am smiling.
When I see scores these days it baffles me beyond wonder and most of them aren't even remorseful. Am begining to believe that the rot in the educational system is planned but Y I can't tell.

vizboy: jamb don jam me.
Them carry 171 give me come go cut uni for 180.
Fuccccccccck

Na u carry 171 no body give u that's ur score. Smh for kids these days, 171 and u proudly say it.

Lachynos2k2: ROACH-A$$!!

Hilarious.

exxell: IS THIS NOT AFAM4EVA? . SO, THIS IS WHAT HE HAS BEEN SAVING NAIRALAND AD MONEY FOR? NO WONDER HE IS ALWAYS ON NAIRALAND BEING FIRST TO COMMENT ALWAYS! . MOST TYMES, I DO WONDER IF THAT DUDE HAS ANOTHER JOB APART FROM BEING A MOD ON NAIRALAND COZ HE IS HERE 24/7!

I think I read a thread by afam saying he wanted to rebrand that he's a geek. If he's a computer geek working online all day he can be here on nl both @ work and play.

internetpo: This is just to confirmed reports. Its based on assumptions. By d way wetin b Amaechi Problem. Why him dey fight him own south south person? Him want power 2go back 2d north?

This is the problem we have my brother my region ethnic politics. Am from south south but I'll vote an ibo man hausa tiv anyone I feel will be best suited for the job than an ill suited south south brethren that way we all win. Isn't it better to be ruled by an edo, kogi, kano,abia, man who knows where he's taking us to than an rivers man who doesn't know his left fron right. I vote with my concience so as not to have regrets not on tribal sentiments.

That's an example am not for or against amaechi.

bobthebuilder99: Sincere9gerian...I think someone is calling you.

Ifbillyhearam.

Decryptor: If they ban it, it won't work. Rather than ban, they should impose a tax on tobacco by hiking the price. Instead of being sold for N10 per stick, it should go as high as N150 per stick. That will curb the rate of smoking in the country and also add more money to the pocket of the govt.

u harsh oh.

[quote author=dannysteve99@ya]Am nt a smoker,but it is impossible to stop it.Mayor indoor smoking ok. Beside Mr. minister u are mentioning ur labs,medical center all is in Abuja.Let me asked o ,is Abuja only the city in Nigeria?[/quote]am not judgemental I tot only I noticed it. This guys sphere of influence is abj abj abj. What of dutse, otukpo, ihiala, etc. Na only abj dey naija abi?? And u are boasting. Very non specific rants.

Policewoman: AND SO BLOODY WHAT? As a muslim he is entitled to 4 wives, so people should mind their business

yes he is but is mrs yaro divirced

ayobase: 190 went for tattoo at biolabee's shop!

Sorry for that tattoo 190...he surely tried na...atleast he no draw something else!

Hope I won't choke oh. Funniest. Thread ever

hornipipe:

Ib almost choked on this one