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I learnt that an individual can speak for 2hrs without saying anything. That's gifted.

ujchief: Few years back, Pastor Bimbo Odukoya 'of single and married' lost her precious life on the sosoliso plane crash.
Another pastor (name forgoten) lost his life on the Dana plane crash.
It seems u guys are more interested in seeing people die daily on ur ill-managed and non-regulated airplanes than seeing men of God prosper beyond ur myopic imagination. If not for the poor state of the nation, how much does a private jet cost?
I would have been enjoying pastor bimbo's programs till date if she had her own jet to fly her around.
Ride on pastors, u guys give me hope and help re-affirm my faith that the word of God really works!

Oyedepo's minion u are here again. SMH

Didn't anyone see the wife's excuse for engaging in this act with her husband. It goes " as a loving wife "I gave him my bklessing as a loving wife I did this and that stupid thieving slut.

[quote author=truelove.com]This is tribalism…i hate nigeria. i hate all those preaching one nigeria. i wish this stupid country would divide.

They are always out to bring down igbo billionaires. All tribes in nigeria hate igbo. They dont like seeing us make money, they wish we were poor....But Who God Has Blessed No One Can Curse... We will still keep making money, cos its in our DNA[/quote]i guess u missed this post..


AMCON - Mustapha chike Obi
Coscharis- cosmas Maduka
Access bank-Aig Imokhuede and Herbert Wigwe
Capital oil - ifeanyi ubah
Minister for finance- Okonjo iweala


Moral of the news.



Now I believe that tribalism is when people of another tribe want to nail ur azz just because of where u are from but me thinks uba's azz is goin to be nailed cos he duped, stole from his own brethren.
So dunce quit crying tribalism u dolt.

Ps nigeria also hates u in particular.

Willy7: Now we are talking,i can only imagine wats going on in that dudes mind now.You dont mozzle d ox that thread d corn.All this borrow borrow millionaires and billionaires,this will sure serve as a deterent to them.But wait o,does it mean that if the london court hasnt given d directive,Nigerian govt would've looked d other way,allowing such menance to go unpurnished?Na wa o,na God go help this country.Where are d others?Is he d only one involve in d subsidy scam?or is he gonna be d scapegoat for others?This is selective justice,let others be brought to book too,otherwise no justice has been done.Let all them subsidy scammers be delt with,no matter how highly placed.Enough of all this corruptions and subjection of d poor to untold and undue hardship,while few corrupt element parade themselves as alpha and omegas.Go after them i say.

If UK had not messed him up naija for keep quiet. They learnt from ibori saga. Didn't they know he has been owing this amount all this while. Ode ppl.

free2ryhme: why is it that nah only Ibo man them dem dey catch? ..penny for your thot

Ok u aren't smart. Always trying to tribalise issues if it was one yoruba or ijaw man u'll feel better. Uba is a thief and he's paying the price. He's lucky in some climes I know by now its videos of his charred corpse that would be circulating the social media.

donlyone: what if he broke a bottle and wrote "EKO ONI BAJE" on your back? Seriously, don't fight with a guy you don't know

freaking hilarious

Jhulyan: Dad walked in on me watching porn

short, to the point, severe embarrasment is self explanatory and pray answer me this repeat verbatim the conversation that followed.

Ify Awazie: Mine was during our workers in training at Rccg. We were told 2 preach in a commercial bus. because it was compulsry, i no get choice but 2 do it. Though i was talking, but dont even understand wat i was sayin. After all the jagon, i just come down witout looking at anyone.

Honest and straight from the heart.

Coefficient: You fell in the gutter at a bus stop on your way to the office after your neighbor's car developed a fault.(compound sentence). You were enjoying a free ride ab initio. Remember?

Either eidetic memory or stalker ...

I think she's a bit on the big side with too much makeup.
Loved the sensual look in the first pic
2nd pic fair
3rd pic high heels woulda killed it
4th pic ** wizard of OZ??**
That been said pic 1 she's hot hot hot whoever she is.
That's right I said it
** read my signature**

[quote author=~vicky~]Beauty and the Beast [/quote]even b4 opening this thread a melody came to mind
** clears throat**

in luther vandross voice:

tale as old as time
song as old as rhyme....

Gentle Naaz: 10% of 64 million is nt up 2 a million o. Wch knd church u wan build. Village church?

U pass mathematics so!!!

slimyem: Good one..
But let the soon be very soon o...
I use other banks ATM a lot and the N100 dey always pepper me for body...
I await the "soon"...

i feel ur pain. there is an atm within my office complex not my banks own though and that machine has wacked my 100 bucks running into several thousands. am particularly irked when i have to withdraw max limit and i know am spitting out 500 card in 2 minutes cos this scam machine doesn't even give 40k @ once though 40k is an option the biaatch says maximum limit exceeded pls enter a lower figure.
e really dey pepper for body.
and how soon is soon cos e fit be 2016.

bomega4u: Do u remember the dream mostly on weekends?

i see what u did there. lol.

eneh aluh: Just dis morning, I dreamt my Examiner gave me 23(Veto Failure) in Paediatrics Long Case..,Worse part is that I'm going in 4 it tomorrow...make una help me pray abeg! Sustained Pressure may irritate God into interceding just to get me off his back!

lol @ sustained pressure. una no go kill person for nairaland. Ps doc shouldn't u be reading now not browsing as clinicals are always tougher than u think.

Anubiri: I dreamt wen I was fighting John Cena...d guy punched all my teeth comot,omo see blood I tink say I go die bt as e carry up mak e giv me smak dwn na so I shout den I woke up I found myself on d flood not on bed anymore..tnk God say na dream oh

if this is true men u are fvking hilarious.

Emmyk: Lying.. It came to my mind the moment I saw the thread title.

Same here. Liar liar. Then lust of the flesh. That's even done on a subconcious level without the sinner knowing he/she has sinned.

Okija juju all the screws in ur head are in the correct place
I wonder Y anyone would believe this stuff. Bravo on the attempt to get alternate source of fuel but I still see a gen in that pic so nothing was manufactured just alteration.
Okija loved the analysis am not an engineer but I could follow ur train of thought.

Well good attempt by the girls let's all encourage them who knows what they'll come up with next.

I must say I am impressed with the control of english (read as typed) compared to ur comppadres of similar rank. R u a graduate ( ** seriously asking**) no insults meant.

Usually I am appalled by the speech from other ranks.

Ps u really must be gifted for an officer to fall 4 u. Wishing u the best. May God protect u.

Wow. Finally something here that doesn't bring tears or generalised malaise about my country. Made my evening.


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[quote author=Skipfr][/quote]ok here is one winning liar. am no catholic but i have friends who are and that mass will not be missed 4 anything.
Am sure u are trying to defend ur man of God but u are a LIAR. And all liars go to hell

[quote author=Skipfr][/quote]ok here is one winning liar. am no catholic but i have friends who are and that mass will not be missed 4 anything.

Ma$$ hypnoti$m @ its best.

albacete: [size=15pt]
It depends on ur budget and priorities.

Secondly, all u peeps hollering on helping d less privileged with that amount of money, if u have not been helping them with the N5, N10 that u've got, don't come here and preach to us about alms giving.

Did u remember that iphone u bought for over N100k (or are currently planning to buy), or the latest Honda Accord u are budgeting for? U should have gotten urself a 20k phone now.

The fact is that we all have what makes us tick. To some, it is clothes and bags, while it might be electronic gadgets to others. So deal with it.
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Every word right outta my brain.
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Wow that blues wearing murafoka is plank dude. Just look closely his hair has grown.

smtx: What emotions are talking about in your first para.?
Did you see the guns or arms paraded anywhere? Dont base your facts on hearsay...
If your answer to jungle Justice is NO! Then what is your point? Why the argument?

I tire for the guY too. Alluite.

MyHiDsDaar: its either jp is the guy with the plank or a member of the aluu vigilante, comon we dey talk about human lives here, anyone who supported this inhuman act is as worse as those muderers

I had already concluded that long ago him and otokx are lynchers. They are also both from aluu.

This time the dog really has a bad name and we'll hang it.

watching!!!