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Politics › Re: Nigerians Being Scorned And Mocked In Malawi by armadeo(m): 9:15pm On Sep 28, 2012
ebamma: Nigeria is my country i shall not want,he makes me to lie down i vitafoam,it leads me beside oniru beach,he restoreth my food,he leads me in the path of lootingness for his name sake,though i walk through valleys of maiduguri i shall fear no evil,for soldiers are with me their guns and their bombs the comfort me, the prepareth a bank account before me in the presence of my enemies the anointed my account with bribes my balance runs over,Surely nairaland and 2go shall follow me all the days of my life and i shall dwell in my house in ajegunle forever and ever amen
Na wa oh. Somethings aren't just funny.
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 7:39pm On Sep 28, 2012
Chiefpriest: My dear you are bright and have d mind of a prosperous person.my daddy oyedepo is wealthy and not rich.winners own just ordnary four private jet and people wants tp die.God forbid that we are uneble to increase our jets to 50.for God sake catholic has umcountable jet and nobody insults d pope.Oyedepo is our pope and cannanland is our vatican we are not poor please.for you ignorant people one of d jets is use by bishop Abioye and only fools will think as big and stupendiously prosperous as we are we will be limited by nigeria problems.[color=#006600][/color]
How many times do I have to say this there is no WE the jets are not YOURS they belong to HIM. Proof is simple go to tgher airport and tell the captain to take u in YOUR jet for a ride round the airport. U GO sleep for area F that day!!! Our ko ur ni.
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2012
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 7:30pm On Sep 28, 2012
stagger: Baboon + Godzilla (I wonder what u look like in real life..I am not dying to find out)
Thank your stars I am not in uniform, because if I see you in a fuel station struggling for fuel, I for use my bulala peel your back!
jeez very un christ like dont u think.
btw this thread is approching dangerous levels based on the emotions am percieving. pls love one another as children of the almighty
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 7:22pm On Sep 28, 2012
wonlasewonimi: JK Rowling sells more books than all Nigerian Pastors combined. She will never buy 4 private jets!
as i saw the statement u responded to two books came to mind. 1 the bible whose sale cant really be quantified and 2 jk rowlings. and we damn well kniow she aint gat no jet and she outsold all off dem combined.

my final say on this is each to his own. oyedepo did not use a gun to collect money from his followers so if they willingly give then whatever makes them happy applies.
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 7:05pm On Sep 28, 2012
[quote author=stagger]Can you tell us who first made this statement and what page that sentence is found in that book? That book was in my house when I was born and i have read it, and the world has jettisoned the man's ideas because they were stupid and impracticable. Yet you and others like you still quote this dumb line to console yourselves.

SO who wrote that statement for the first time? [/quot




KARL MARX. His ideas have failed due to the needs of 1 outweighing the needs of many typical of humans every where. However that particular quote has stood the test of time
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 6:57pm On Sep 28, 2012
Kay Paramount: ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!! Instant Miracle Church (IMC)
Needs 500,000 members between now and December
Register quick and receive your own miracle.
God bless you as you register today,
Pastor KAY G.O. (IMC).
grin
grin grin

Dem dey buy form enter ur church. Abi entrance exam dey!!! Which one be admission admission
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 6:54pm On Sep 28, 2012
stagger: A typical trip by a man of Bishop's status will go with a pastoral staff of at least 10 persons. He travels worldwide for preaching engagements.

Instead of paying between N300,000 to N1,000,000 in air fares travelling to sometimes three speaking engagements a week (AND THERE WILL BE FOOLS HERE WHO WILL SAY THAT THE AIR FARE IS TOO MUCH ASSUMING THE MEN OF GOD TRAVEL WITH COMMERCIAL ARILINES), the church decides to buy an aircraft to ferry them around.

- No Aero style delays. (my wife once had her flight delayed by Aero for 18 hours!)
- No sudden cancellations like Arik Air did and stranded all their international passengers.
- No poor services or aircraft where the ACs are not working properly.
- No coffins in the sky like Dana Air (where two pastors and their wives died because they flew on a stupidly decrepit plane).

My company once paid $12,000 an hour to Aero for a medical evacuation in Delta state. You think say that money na beans? Wouldn't such money be used to buy a small aircraft or a chopper that can be used for such purpose?

SO what is the joke? If a church can afford to buy an aircraft for its pastoral staff, WHY NOT?


Nobody complained of him having an aircarft with worldwide speaking engagements and all me thinks the problem ppl have is 3.
Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by armadeo(m): 6:50pm On Sep 28, 2012
stagger: Lego brain talking.

Why not tell your own organization to buy one for you? Nigerians are always jealous of success, and rather than study the model that produced the success and replicate it, they prefer to pull the successful person down to their level. By the time Winners Chapel buys 6 more aircraft, lego brains like you will keep quiet for good.

You should be happy that a church can own private jets without accessing the aviation fund that people like Jimoh Ibrahim took N35billion from, yet cannot maintain a national carrier. Of course, have you every heard that Winner's aircraft were grounded, or seized because they could not pay, or missed C checks because of lack of money?

Lego brain, you think they buy aircraft with lego bricks such as the one your brain is made of?
Though no source to prove the authenticity of the list. The name beside the plane was bishop oyedepo not winners chapel.they are his planes. Stop fooling yourself there is no OUR in that matter its HIS.
Nairaland General › Re: Giant Sea Turtle Seen At Oniru Beach This Morning by armadeo(m):
Dear turtle @s I saw ur pic I wondered @ ur beauty, saw ur grace as represented by ur species and hoped that u'll be returned to the bowels of the sea from whence u came.

Then I saw the feet of those surrounding u!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-PHB Boss Used N45M Stolen Funds To Pay Church Tithes by armadeo(m): 4:57pm On Sep 27, 2012
kaytytty: pls no1 shuld blame father Atuche it was d devil's work
Dem don catch Am now its devil abi! Am sure u are a teenager.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-PHB Boss Used N45M Stolen Funds To Pay Church Tithes by armadeo(m): 4:02pm On Sep 27, 2012
Jah Man: You mean the church should ask MD of a bank how he got N45m? You are either just trying to be difficult or probably unaware of people's pay package.
Some 5-6 years ago when we were paid profit share of close to a million in my bank at the junior levels,some folks were complaining that our mates in PHB were getting twice that amount.
Imagine if an officer was paid N2m,how much will an exec or say MD get(our execs/MD got like N50m/N70m).So bros,N45m isn't a big thing for an MD who eventually is a part owner of the bank.
Let EFCC talk about the crime he committed and not drag a church into it. Soon they will find out that he transferred N10m to a concubine...ridiculous!
May justice be done.
That was 5 6 yrs ago when banks still used abracadabra to solve equations instead of bodmas. After hurricane sanusi has any of u ever received such bonus. Park well jor. The guy na better ole.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-PHB Boss Used N45M Stolen Funds To Pay Church Tithes by armadeo(m): 3:58pm On Sep 27, 2012
KINGwax: are u sure? Someone wired 25mills and u won't even pay the private investigator to knw who did it? Seriously, if not for a pure heart, but in order to see another gesture you'll pretend u want to knw the sender in order send a letter of appreciation!
Thank u for logical reasoning. And may I add that the money most likely was thru a cheque or bank draft(cashless society) grin ;,D, those usually carry donors name...
Food › Re: Roadside Herb And Alcohol (paraga) Sellers: Your Thoughts by armadeo(m): 6:22pm On Sep 26, 2012
While in school on two seperate occasions I indulged in local gin in B side then twas called tesh/ akpe. Another one was Goskolo. Men goskolo can start a vehicle but tesh was kinda ok my introducers added lime to it.
Lol...
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Churches: Who Are They Building Universities For? by armadeo(m): 4:26pm On Sep 26, 2012
All this screaming about fees. What makes me laff in tongues is after school what next. No jobs.. No money fr small scale buisness notin.
Politics › Re: Are You An Average Nigerian? Run This Test On Yourself Now And Let's See! by armadeo(m): 8:38am On Sep 23, 2012
5/10 failed 2,4,5,7 and 10.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Comedian Bovi And His Family by armadeo(m): 8:22pm On Sep 19, 2012
B4 I opened this thread I knew he'll be with a surprisingly pretty gal grin grin
Health › Re: Lagos To Ban Smoking In Public Places by armadeo(m): 7:45pm On Sep 18, 2012
dejgan: So you are so un-educated to know that smoking is also dangerous to non-smokers who are around you when you smoke? What most of you want is freedom without responsibility like the one you have thru smart phones on social media.

You better wake up bro!
Pls define public place.
Health › Re: Lagos To Ban Smoking In Public Places by armadeo(m): 7:40pm On Sep 18, 2012
Evil Brain: They should definitely ban smoking in public places. The smoke harms innocent third parties, sometimes even more than the smokers themselves. People who work in bars and beer parlors shouldn't have to risk getting cancer just to make a living. If you want to smoke, do it in your house or your car and stop forcing others to inhale poison.

Next, we need harsher sentences for drunk drivers and a review of the "prison for taking one way" law.
Demand and supply bro. No be by force to work for bar, very soon dem go ban air.
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Dead Baby In Suitcase In Abuja ! by armadeo(m): 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2012
Aro Okigbo: Son of a pro-stitute and a product of a failed abortion, go get yourself circumsized. Ewu!
Help me tell him. Big fool he is.
TV/Movies › Re: Ibrahim Musa- Aki & Paw-Paw See Me As A Threat by armadeo(m): 5:18pm On Sep 16, 2012
grin guy. Am sure u r a clown
Literature › Re: Lessons From The World's Ugliest Woman- Lizzie Velasquez by armadeo(m): 11:32am On Sep 16, 2012
harlos: exactly this isn't ugly,come to Africa and see what we call UGLY. example
Man people are looking @ me wondering what's choking me. grin
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Politics › Re: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by armadeo(m): 12:32pm On Sep 14, 2012
[b][/b]@ toktee u baffle me. Below is the post I asked for clarificaiton on and u just attack. Its mindless let's try and ask questions vefore shooting!


saly kely: christianity prosper in nigeria by misinforming people about islam. The arab muslims av their issues with america who kill them on daily basis with drones, so it is nt suprising that d US ambasador was killed in libya. Afterall america contributed to d state of lawlesnes in libya.
Again, if nt 4 stupidity and ignorance why on earth will a nigerian xtian insult Allah? What will u think of an arab muslim insulting God just bc he knw him as Allah in his own language.
Again on d issue of figthin 4 GOD, WHAT did d CRUSADERS did in jerusalem? Why did moses and david fought wars on d instruction of God? Why did Jesus instructed his desciples to sell their garment and buy SWORDS. IGNORANT PEOPLE IF U DNT KNW D HISTORY OF CHRISTIANITY IN EUROPE WHY NT GO AND READ. What was d punishment 4 blashphemy in eaurope during d papacy? Why were thousands BURNT ALIVE BY THE PAPACY? HUMAN RIGHT AND DIGNITY CAME TO EUROPE WITH D OVERTHROW OF PAPACY WITH SECULARISM.
Politics › Re: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by armadeo(m): 7:48am On Sep 14, 2012
saly kely: christianity prosper in nigeria by misinforming people about islam. The arab muslims av their issues with america who kill them on daily basis with drones, so it is nt suprising that d US ambasador was killed in libya. Afterall america contributed to d state of lawlesnes in libya.
Again, if nt 4 stupidity and ignorance why on earth will a nigerian xtian insult Allah? What will u think of an arab muslim insulting God just bc he knw him as Allah in his own language.
Again on d issue of figthin 4 GOD, WHAT did d CRUSADERS did in jerusalem? Why did moses and david fought wars on d instruction of God? Why did Jesus instructed his desciples to sell their garment and buy SWORDS. IGNORANT PEOPLE IF U DNT KNW D HISTORY OF CHRISTIANITY IN EUROPE WHY NT GO AND READ. What was d punishment 4 blashphemy in eaurope during d papacy? Why were thousands BURNT ALIVE BY THE PAPACY? HUMAN RIGHT AND DIGNITY CAME TO EUROPE WITH D OVERTHROW OF PAPACY WITH SECULARISM.
Why did Jesus instructed his desciples to sell their garment and buy SWORDS.


Pls enlighten me on this statement.
Politics › Re: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by armadeo(m): 7:26am On Sep 14, 2012
Wendy92: u'r on serious drugs...
. Most likely smoked ganja wrapped with their paper
Politics › Re: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by armadeo(m): 5:31am On Sep 14, 2012
fittty: Is this your religions definition of "PEACE" ?
Help me ask him
Politics › Re: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by armadeo(m): 5:03am On Sep 14, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]So because Islam is a religion of peace then we should take any insult huh?[/quote]So if I call u fool here u would kill ur neighbour who does not even know nairaland exist just because he is of a different religion or christian cos u'll assume am a chRistian.


What u muslims fail to understand is the uproar on ur actions stems from the fact that u SHED INNOCENT. BLOOD! Your neighbour didn't insult u, he probably hasn't even heard of NL but u'll kill him cos of what was said.

The american ambassador may not have seen the said video that cost his life talkless of knowing the producer but he is dead now, explain that u are peaceful to his family. He paid a price for a PERCEIVED crime he wasn't aware of.



Pls muslims find the director and actors of the film and launch ur rage at the appropriatte quarters not on innocents. Today is friday let's see what happens.

Prove to the world u are peaceful by actively and VOCALLY condemning the said movie which I haven't seen without killing ppl who also may have not seen the movie.
I expect many would be doped up on their opium today.
Politics › Re: Muslims In Jos Protest Film On Prophet Mohammed by armadeo(m): 8:29pm On Sep 13, 2012
mmmustapha: Oh Allah illiteracy is a disease, wen will dis bloody bastards stop insultin islam, I pity u so called xtians
Mummmustapha. Who told you the producer is a christain.

Pls Google the term MYOPIA.
Crime › Re: Bank Robbery In Kwara Leaves 2 Dead by armadeo(m): 6:29pm On Sep 13, 2012
kokozain: dis is d full story dose robbers were 30 in nos,shaare vigilante challenged dem & killed 2 out of dem while dey killed two ppl too (1 is d vigilante leader,2 one small boy dat stray bullet met) when dey got 2 oke oyi policemen challenged dem and killed 2 again dey only shot DPO on his arm. Dey were later caught in oojo at ibadan in oyo state by d police wit d help of dose vigilantes because dey been chased up to that point
Ok. Hope ur info is correct
Autos › Re: Clean 2004 Toyota Rav4 (american Spec) For Sale in Port Harcourt by armadeo(m): 4:07pm On Sep 13, 2012
Called m.any times says ur no is out of reach. Pls info me on availability of above vehicle and final cost.
Thanks
Autos › Re: PRE-ORDER YOUR CAR AT #0 DEPOSIT (Very easy,Fast and Best) by armadeo(m): 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2012
Hiw much for a clean 2005/200/ toyota rav 4. Full option.

Are the costs stated landing cost I.e shipping and clearance.
Awaiting ur response
Autos › Re: Clean 2004 Toyota Rav4 (american Spec) For Sale in Port Harcourt by armadeo(m): 10:37am On Sep 13, 2012
Will it fly for 1.7m

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