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Nigerians and suspense
Give us names now iya

It is possible and she knew them because they came back for more "free" money -

People are too hungry and no power to take pictures.

NotKnown:
Okay na.

But isn't Nigeria part of the world where the sun rises and sets?

Why we no see am?

Abi was it banned too?




Meanwhile I'm still looking for this to rent.
https://www.nairaland.com/6597151/need-duplex-rent-gbagada

I see egg - a great source of protein. Breakfast food for champions.

HarrisAWalcott:
I see things as they are not as blind people.

Forgot it and fry, boil or omelet that egg for a great meal!

HarrisAWalcott:
A house for 6 eggs.


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That's Nigerians for you. Reaping where they did not sow since eons years!
Bless you ma'am.

FalseProphet1:
I see Mama's children who abandoned her all these years during her struggle in that dilapidated house suddenly appearing in this new house, I see the eldest claiming ownership of the house even while mama is still alive, I see a very serious family battle.

This I have seen.

Sharon6:
See all of them looking hungry and poverty striken. This country ehn.. Hmmm �





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I tell you! Poverty striken physically and mentally.

How many ladies did you do before you met her - your lost ribs?

L.O.V.E

Dr. Jill Biden - Our First Lady!

Another apostle - hope he is making his community better.

Where are those lanky northern mallam mai kudi ?

Beer belly stand aside, don allah!

What's in a name ? Anyone can name their baby anything. Lili should not be a big deal but BBC won't let them rest to enjoy their newborn. Their own is to stir the cauldron and formet trouble and nuisance - who cares what or who they name their baby after ?
Palace source sef

He was young. Maybe unknown health problems.
RIP

Kobojunkie:
According to the UN, the global average life expectancy is 72.6 years for 2019, a difference of over 14 years from the 58 years you mentioned.

Ogbeni MariahAngel, stop winning the poor guy's nipples joor and let carrot be carrot

chiiraq802:
Ogbeniiii!!!!! No dey wine my nipples joor!!!! Abi i no sabi wetin be periwinkles again

No matter how healthy you are, after age 45, stuff starts creeping in...even earlier in some people. He was 58 so what do you guys expect ? Iroko?

He should have focused on Nigeria!
His own country doesn't have good roads, water and constant electricity.
No good schools too - yeah... Mali indeed!

Smart animal!! Man can't survive like that - everything to them is food/sex. They would have broken out from the frost just to have sex

None - all countries of the blind where one eye man is a leader.

Yes. No biggie

Oh yeah - papa indeed

Papa Pope John Paul

SafariBoy:
Continue to rest on Papa! We love you but GOD loves you more!

You really used a good microscope to see Nigerians well. So true and so sad!!
Poverty is bad!

NarcoPolo:
As evil as that man was Nigerians are almost unanimous in their admiration of him, simply because of his philanthropy, according to every single one of his admirers.

It says everything about us as a people...the amount of greed operational in this society is so much that once you hand the average Nigerian a freeby, their brain immediately stops working. They simply cannot function rationally anymore because of that instinct for always seeking out something for nothing, which overrides every other motivation toward progress and a better life.

Any wonder the politicos simply dole out as low as N2k to each citizen in exchange for votes on election day, and then they go on to spend the next four years stealing hundreds of billions from the same dumb, greedy and fùcked-up citizenry.

Jakumo:
After when Yahoo and wayo people don play wuru-wuru sotaaaaay, anden come get money plenty for bank, na him den go come begin dey halla say dem be prophet.

Conny man die, wayo man bury am. Before next week you go see anoda prophet for Lagos.

To do prophet no hard. Just talk am say some pipu go die tomorrow, and airplane go jam for one country. Perm any two from three.

So true!!

Everyone should learn to eat small. Forget those large portions.

Anxiety and panic attack possibly.

Weed - anything that grows where it is not supposed to - so weed them out.

Hope he has a real job and not those fake ministry position. His parents are using style to introduce him. This one will soon be collecting "tithe " for the kingdom

Halcyon123:
Phew,what a day
Am exhausted is an understatement.
Banana bread and coconut cake,all going to Jaytown. Sis said I was generous with the coconut

One look at your banana bread, one could see it really carried load.

Let me check from which side to cut from.

Well done!

You guys are funny i will go for fridge because I really can't stuff much into my belle - besides, you can't do the do with so much food in the belly. That fine fried plantain, stew, ofes, beautiful JR, lovely dessert etc all go into the fridge.

mariahAngel:
I assume you'd want to eat your jollof as e dey hot



Are we still on the same page?
Fridge or belly?
Don't leave me please!

The thing I don't understand is when some nig guys post about having sleep paralysis, the fairy is always stroking the balls, checking it out, playing with it, milking it etc

I don't know, i don't know...but Nigeria guys sleep paralysis and sex is on a different realm/REM

Where do you put cooked food now to avoid spoilage?

mariahAngel:
Thank you.

Fridge? That's unusual.

Don't mind her

descarado:
She meant her stomach

I will love to have this in my fridge!! Beautiful!!

mariahAngel:
Jollof rice with peppered chicken ❤

good morning!

mariahAngel:
You ehn...
One can never get bored with you.

You're still discovering your inner man?