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Instead of minding his business, face road to avoid accident and make his money from his passengers, he was busy mirroring them.
Over sabi
Another welfare recipients reporting to office.

never let them hear you.

Sometimes it is the side effects of the medication they are on and birth control pills.

ladygogo:
Pele. I hope you've learnt your lessons.
In obodo land you cant call someone fat o, but I judge and side eye them at restaurants and grocery stores.
Seriously? You can barely walk, but your grocery basket is filled with lays chips, Pepsi,frozen pizza, macaroni, cheese and not one pound of veggies.
@op. Make sure you use the word gorgeous, next time.

sweetie how are you, that your July 4 food looked very appetizing.
I slept real good...no cook out just me and remote/Roku/Netflix.
Sheniqua don take break?

cococandy:
No alternate acc dear.
At least none that I know of.

She's gone.

Now you guys are freaking killing me with laughter
True, weight can be very touchy and sensitive issues....Westerners go through a lot dealing with weight and the last thing is Captain Obvious lol like Baby123 said .

Ewuro4:
Mothafokin nonentity a-hole wey no get roots just dragged my home country in the mud like that and you're here misyarning? Na so so mouth Yall dey make on NL. What the eff is your business with his body mass anyway? That's a touchy topic for every plus sized folks, they don't like blunt people around them. Lesson learned.

Parents should have the numbers of kids they can possibly take care of. Too many girls depend on men for their necessities. The parents are partly to blame... I'm saddened for the fact that many parents are still having large numbers of children.
Guys, life without big O isn't bad. Stop taking advantage of bad situations or the unfortunate conditions of other people.

this fair Turkey ti mon je dun da da. Girl, isariaite.
Keep motivated and work harder.
I only pray that now that I'm leaving mil life to still keep up and not develop big oshodi isale.

naijababe:
I was kidding ni now. Gotta work on my sarcasm and dry british wit mehn!!! I will have a tongue out next time so you know it's a joke.

Hope she posted that anonymously before they start teasing her husband as the guy with the curved abuna or bend bend abuna.

Ummmm, no joke huh? Sorry ma'am.

naijababe:
Oshisko! Show off buruku!!!

Strolled in, twerked, bubbled my gum and showed off my muscle hands and hairy legs....whistling my way back to bedroom.

I used to lived in a neighborhood where everyone is in the mil and the only one that you see outside watching their kids play are the lay back stay at home mom. A very secured area yet hardly any group play. Most keep their kids inside. The 'my oga is big rankadede' ones are on their own . Even adult don't socialize talk less of children.
We are all afraid of the other person.

It is when couples give each other respect. Doesn't have to be dongo turenchi fa.

OP, the most important thing now is to look for a job. If you don't like the way things are. Give baby breastfeeding morning and evening while formula when baby mama isn't at home. You put too much hassle on your mom. She is doing you guys a favor so relax and get a job ASAP before they remind you.

Good morning Coco,

Aha, leave Kabonic because I don't think he read that line well before he clicked the submit button. That was so funny and I just smh ummm o di kwa serious.
Good morning Kabonic.

cococandy:
Really?
As the woman is his child abi? Mtchew

Let say we are married with 4 kids, we both went to the store and I bought stuff while you looked on with wicked eyes not saying anything . On getting to the front line, you asked cashier to take my purchase away....ha!!! Oshoronga !!!
Not so cool. Anyway, life is all about learning from situations. I hope you guys take something out here which is....treat her like a lady all the time

funlord:

This type of behaviour is a sign of immaturity! It important 2 learn your abc's (Always Be Cool) especially when in public! Tantrums are 4 kids or foolish adults!

I guess he didn't read where the OP said the husband asked cashier not to ring up her purchase. How can someone do that? Embarrassing his own wife in market place eyaa Maybe what she bought was important to the family or even the latest shoes or bags. But they have ignored what the man did and our Kabonic is more concerned about how angry black ladies are
Brothers cherish your ladies....anything for my fair lady.
Tomorrow again they will repeat the same mistake of asking cashier not to ring up purchase

KanwuliaJara:
Was the woman born screaming in malls?
Na wetin the man do am?
If he has totally lost respect for him to elicit that kind of response IN PUBLIC, what is he still doing in the marriage?
Only USERS stay with ABUSERS in relationships o!
That na "MAN"?

Accept the simple truth !!!

njokusboy:
Why you go talk say black females get higher IQS, wetin dem come dey use am do?
Which black woman don do anything?
Can't you see you are gifting stillfire points

Stillfire, where did you get that ? I need screen saver
girl!!!

Stillfire:
Oga Pick, I am on a black site populated by black people, is it a white man that will look for my trouble?
I see it as harmless, gentle banter, tehehe
You can't stir the hornet's nest and tell the bees to sting you small lol. Can you? Doesn't make sense!

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
https://jamesngart.com/Images/ART/AngryBee.jpg

Go see your doctor.
Henceforth, modify your meals. More brown rice, bananas, avocados, fruits, beans, 8 cups of water, prune, wheat bread, vegetables etc

where do I cast my vote and how bags of rice will you give me for voting ?

Akposy:
Cococandy ewuro4 ronald4lif moana herzumpther cowleg madcow1 ladyboss1 tchidi zemaye armyofone chibwije goatandyamtheory twaci tophaz skmoda jayhans midolian layiwoo wenson jaybee3. This is the last time i wld disturb or mention ur name for dis voting ish.

Pls just read my siggy and give it to TOMFRENCH only.... Plssssssssss

Ummm where is the gentleman Ness if he told the cashier not to ring up her purchase? ? That was plain and slyly rude plus embarrassing. There are better ways to prevent your wife from buying something. Not saying what she did was right but guys know your woman personality.

Woged2005:
Chei, sista mi...I taya. I think the man was objecting to something she wanted to buy and told the cashier not to ring it up, and all hell let loose and all demons left the gates of hell and raced down into the woman What can cause this type of uncontrollable Anger? She's my fellow Igbo sister ooooo known for our high education. She didn't show it at all.

You are a very BAD child.

Lol, OP please answer since you are trying to help.

Is it rashly, peeling and scaly ?
Goodness

Ewuro4:
See Question hehe
OP , answer Missus Kandiikane.

The guys don't eat I guess.
How were they living before the ladies came into the picture ....quite puzzling.

Kimoni:
Bukatyne said something similar to this. My question is why exempt cooking? Why must cooking alone be restricted to females?

Say no to enabling. I see no reason why everyone wouldn't contribute to house chores. Mangina and wopeni.s should both have their hands on deck.
Lay things out at the onset of the relationship.
One of things we are looking into at the moment is who will be making the bed we both agreed who got up last
I so hate unmade bed so I'm always making my bed but you are not gonna run away from that chore too. Flimsy yeah, but I'm looking out for down the road.

No Mom in law, you and your husband should do it yourselves.

or have a girlfriend....i pity the gal as he will turn her into a ragged doll in split second of anger/rage. See that phone zoning her head if she upset him

cococandy:
Make sure you don't marry

Are you really willing to accept an angry and volcanic s perm, nah you aren't.

Pineapp:
Let's get married
Our anger method can produce orgasm.

There is something causing you to behave like that making you destructive and unable to manage your anger. You should see a shrink ASAP.

Come to my house to show you around the house and the nice basement wishful thinking. I think come to my house equal sex u al thing. When they say come to my house, find ya way. Take time and insists on paying for your lunch/dinner date. They won't ask you if you pay for your self
Sistahs, be wise.

lol, I see where the oreo cookies are lodging and finding comfort.
Idi rere I dont like the sight of shaking idi
Not dried nor frigid but idi shape from beet, strawberry and cucumber juices chili and cococandy style

mbulela:
On idi Araba, I stand o.
I cannot stand on something and wish my own sister otherwise.
We are Africans.

Lol, no his own god is a selector...whose goal is to spare the men to continue sowing wild oat so that he Mr. god can have more Nigerian ladies to drop deadly hot stones on...
Let God make His decisions, for all have sinned and come short of the glory of God....

Ngokafor:
....I know you are trolling but i will still spare you some words..

...Luckily,God is a fair supreme being...so as he is 'dropping a deadly stone' on the Nigerian lady guilty of the first two the Nigerian male accomplice will receive his own thunder strikes too,abi no be so?? ....

..or do you think that commandments in the bible are meant for women alone?..(thou shall not commit adultery,fornication and so on)..

Country of unending chaos....smh

Which world are you in idi araba isn't reigning anymore. Idi araba at your own perils .

mbulela:
So you don lose all that idi Araba in the name of healthy eating?

Naijababe well done jare real chic.