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love my ukpo oka.
funny thing, i ended liking it the way my mom does it, never make the corn too smooth.
love that meal but can't have it till i visit home.

you my sistah Missy B, why you come dey put egg now

i'd prefer the question to be
do you want more money
how much do you want more
would you like a new wardrobe?
do you feel like going shopping (not shopping for food o)

trust you
2buff, hey you come here

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=737487.msg9066338#msg9066338 date=1315003301]ok, on the offchance the guy didnt mean to insult and aggravate me [which i highly doubt], i'll take it easy this time.


maybe you can sooth his ruffled feathers cos if i continue with him, this thread will scatter.[/quote]

any Naija gal trying Sensa, weight watcher, Nutri system etc?

seeing those advert on tv is funny. mostly oyinbo worrying abt weight.
if only the 4 meals they deliver has jollof, fried rice, meatpies

right, but you know nig guy like to find trouble.
am making fish suya for my dinner, girl must wack.

lucky you jare
lol, i even saw him asking you to bring him some suya.
he come dey toast with style.

wetin you do the bobo now tpia, they all like you sha.
see as he is all over you,
i think nig guy like fierce ladies

there is Tiv yam market in some state in nigeria, ask around. if you taste it eh, i no fit talk oooooo,

maybe there should be a branch of Planned Parenthood in Nigeria? it might be helpful for many women some of whom don't have access to doctors/gyn

nice if i can travel with suya from nigeria. miss my suya and yaji, and some fresh onion
i don't like beef jerky, that thing taste

maybe also add cremation as part for who ever want to do cremation.

maybe he asked for prayers cuz of the idea of spirit, remember when growing up and going to the stream or going to fetch water in the evening, you see something with white cloth from head to toe and they say it's spirit of the dead. but how the spirit take wear white clothes now? i'm still pondering how true.

Africans and superstition 

na my Smoked prawn sauce iice take dey compare japanese tempura so, kai

yeah, must also be that the specie grows better on the soil found in those area too.

i miss those yams. those are yam jare . just so sweet. like you deep the yam inside honey, taste out of this world.

i think so. i once read they are the only one producing those kind of yams. so white, so soft and sooooooooooo sweet. ever seen their heap/ridge for their yams? soooo huge done by their women too. never seen any heap/rigde for yam planting as huge as those made by the Tiv.

no need for sugar, just look for Tiv yam. soooooooo sweet. you might have to travel to Tiv land

also try your yam with smoked crayfish/prawn sauce. oh lala lala lala lala lala

try your yam with Norway mackerel sauce

Kai labalaba, na so you do am reach till you come open thread for farters? 
beans don't make me fart but sometime when i mistakenly make my moin moin too watery, i give it out 
my only problem is ata rodo that make number 2 hot, not funny at all at all. any thread for that?

amala made from green plantain is the best of all amalas

the scent is sooooooooo aromatic

OP look for such.

adeibi:
hi,
Thank God it wasn't you that did it if not he would have helped himself with some other woman. He can't do that and that is what is vexing him the more.
That's what I think.

bursted out laughing

yeah, my peeling with hand is just too long. so i dont do it as i don't have the time. i was just gisting with my mom once that i missed eating moin moin cuz of the process. when she saw my coursemate in nig, she bought mini mortar and pestle and sent them to me thru her. so far so good.

lol, abi o. look at how they all attacking the lady. if it were to be her who did the tube tying, the guys here would have looked the other way.
i think her guy is being fishy/mischievious.

naijababe:
Don't know about IVF? Isn't the whole point of a vasectomy is for the man's Fluid to have zero Fluid? Unless the docs in the house can educate us on how his Fluid can be collected, IVF will not work (as the produced Fluid won't have Fluid cells).
@ OP, did you drag him with a rope around his neck to the hospital to have the procedure? I am yet to understand how the decision of a mentally sound mind to alter his anatomy is your fault? I guess you should try and save up for a reversal but if it doesn't work? What then?

tpia, nice one there with Mr. Oliver. my MM&P is much bigger than those but not as big as regular one for pounding iyan.

the food processor idea is good too.

persuade will be the best word here. you persuaded him not forced him. what is wrong with having 2 kids? the energy your man is using to cause trouble, he should invest it into going back to school and getting an advance degree (if no more work raring children). make more money and give back. . . he could also help in group homes.

kai men sef  

you definitely will. just get your MM&P and you are set. again, 1st timer with MM&P, take it easy with yourself
i can just wake up one morning and want fresh akara, fiam, off to my beans and mortar at 7am. by 7:30am, already wacking

Kai, see better guy with head on his shoulder, keep it up bo.
may better chick comes your way, iseee.

maclatunji:
Claremont's submission is rubbish and is not as modern as he would like us to believe. There are very few cases where a housewife will do nothing at all to make money for herself whilst she takes care of the kids. A woman staying at home is ideal. However, she should be creative an add value to the society by running a small home-run business or take advantage of the many opportunities the Internet offers.

I am of the conviction that my future wife's needs should be met by me. Whatever money she earns is hers not for us to share. Hence, she would not need to be hustling like a man when there are kids to be catered for. This should be what everybody strives for. Granted, it may not be possible for some people.

Rabzy, your story is touching, God bless you.

my wish for our 21st century Nigeria is that pple have few kids, it make things a bit easier. looking at the pix on front page, i think the kids are likely to be age 5. so young to carry tray on their head and hawk.

Hi Miss. Ife,

first, the mortar i use is a mini mortar and pestle. one that can sit on my kitchen counter.
actually, you crush by moving the pestle around the bean inside the mortar. you don't pound like pounding yam how do i explain it now 
if you have mini mortar and pestle, you soak the bean for like 10 to 15mins. then pour the soaked bean inside the mortar and crush (not pound  ) crush till you see the skin peeling off which is just a few mins. Note that the longer you soak the bean (if using mortar) the more your bean breaks into bits. so don't soak for more than 30mins. after crushing my beans, some break out in halves while the rest remain whole and it's all good while rinsing them. few that come into the sieve, i pick out. so easy 

1st try, don't give up. by the time you start using MM&P, you will love it, wash and make moin moin and akara all the time and in nano second  . really it is easier than all the other ways of peeling black eye beans.

Child abuse Big Time.
if you dig deeper, you will be surprise at how many brothers and sisters they have.

Stop Making kids Hawk.

the heavy ware could stump their growth sef.

everly so twisted

The Haunting of Paris10

OP, your conscience has no peace. it is well.

paris10:
Thanks for your advice. But it's too late now. Too many people are on my neck. I even had a dream 2 days ago about someone from nowhere killing my sister because of me. Although I've rejected that dream, I however think some people somewhere are after me.

Also, before my dream, my sister called me to warn me that she had a dream that I fell into a river, and that my father (now deceased) came and rescued me. You see, too much trouble. Whilst I believe no one can harm me because of God's power and anointing in my life, I do think they might harm my family.

na wah, i pity the woman in your life  

oh well, my mom sent me a small mortar and pestle,a mini mortar and pestle and it does a great job for my beans. all the reason why i make moin moin and akara any how
sweet mother.