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Family › Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by armyofone(m): 9:06pm On Nov 15, 2011
thoughtful of you guys.

ify nwa mama, bless you.
Family › Re: Should A Husband Iron His Wife's Clothes For Her? by armyofone(m): 8:32pm On Nov 14, 2011
abi o, go and kneel in front of her, hug her, cry and apologize. next day get 12 roses and continue the apologizing. also don't forget to do laundry and cooking for the rest of the month. goodluck mon.


kai, the type of guys being breed in 2011 undecided


TOH, mo miss e. bawo ni now?
Family › Re: Why Do Some People Fear Registry Wedding? by armyofone(m): 8:19pm On Nov 14, 2011
if a guy ask we marry at the registry, i will just look well to make sure i have crossed all t's and i's so i make sure he can bring home a fat bacon (where osisi sef)

grin

so David bridal go pass moi be that? shocked
how do i tell my 5000 friends i married? shocked
if a woman says registry, i can understand
if a man says registry, ummm, that's a no no grin grin na so you manage reach?
Politics › Re: Why Do Ladies Shy Away From Politics & Political Discussions? by armyofone(m): 3:20am On Nov 12, 2011
ummm, God has surely blessed Amerikkah. At least we fit dey here without nepa half current light.

God shed HIS light on thee and crown your handwork from sea to shinning sea, amen.

Happy Veteran day.
Politics › Re: Why Do Ladies Shy Away From Politics & Political Discussions? by armyofone(m): 11:24pm On Nov 11, 2011
Just passing by kiss.
Happy veteran day
SemperFI
Support our troops.
God bless America kiss

@topic

Ifyalways don talk am finish on page 1.

back to ROM (read only mode)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Herman Cain! by armyofone(m): 4:16pm On Nov 11, 2011
so handsome in those ol' picture. yeah, she should get a white hair or blond. he likes them blondy.
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 7:13am On Nov 10, 2011
grin grin grin
you are something else
lol, you gotta be kidding me tongue
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 4:28am On Nov 10, 2011
i wouldn't cheat but if you do, you are a goner!

SemperFI kiss
Foreign Affairs › Re: Herman Cain! by armyofone(m): 4:15am On Nov 10, 2011
tongue tongue tongue

at you dayokanu
how are you sha.
Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Babes Losing Out On Nigerian Men? by armyofone(m): 10:57pm On Nov 09, 2011
Just passing by sha
ummmm, interesting but make a waka pass.

SemperFI
God bless our Troops
God bless our warriors and Heros
You will be remembered!!

Happy Veteran day!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Herman Cain! by armyofone(m): 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2011
as always, cun-t is their downfall. a married man, putting his hand in a woman's genita.l. what do you want there? was it the scent of the cun.t? a woman not your gf, not your wife you had the audacity to shook your hand in there? phew!! you must be a damned Hor.ny obuko tongue
4 women? kai, a real akuna kuna  tongue

all white and blond  undecided he must like them blond cuz wifey hair too kinky huh? serves you right.
when is he dropping out sef?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Would Be Obamas Opponent In 2012 by armyofone(m): 3:31am On Nov 04, 2011
Sex is a N.igger game. Cain thot he was in africa where you can touch the untouchables eh and use money to hush it up huh.
the chicken are now coming hom to roost. odikwa risky  undecided

i hope he survives.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Would Be Obamas Opponent In 2012 by armyofone(m): 7:37pm On Nov 01, 2011
i like Romney just as i like Obama
Family › Re: I Am Fed Up! by armyofone(m): 7:24pm On Nov 01, 2011
nwa mama, door to door ke? which oyinbo wan open door for you to come sell Mary Kay??
grin
Family › Re: She Wants Me To Give Up Beer by armyofone(m): 7:22pm On Nov 01, 2011
2 bottles of beer daily x 7days = 14bottles x 5.5=
grin
anyway, OP all the best. I hope you both find some agreement.
don't forget to ask her to join you for beer.

dayokanu, keep quiet there and sharap tongue
how are you? ready for the cold?
Pele.
Family › Re: Halloween by armyofone(m): 6:36pm On Nov 01, 2011
drove pass the mil Base and it's nice seeing the security giving out something. i never got anything from them ever only a stern eyes and greetings smiley but halloween day made them act nice and cool, ok o.
bring daily halloween bo.

SemperFI
God bless our Troops  kiss
Family › Re: She Wants Me To Give Up Beer by armyofone(m): 6:30pm On Nov 01, 2011
coolruler:
I got married to the love of my life, about six months ago and I thought I would finally settle down to a life of marital bliss.
There's a little problem however, my wife wants me to give up Beer.
I enjoy my Heineken as much as the next guy, and she was totally cool with it during our courtship. After our wedding however, its either I choose Heineken or I choose Her. One has to go.

This is very unfair. I never asked her to stop being a woman, why should she want me to stop being a man? Heineken is one of the little freedoms I have left. If I give it up, what happens to me? Would I be happy? Would I be fulfilled? won't I forever nurse a grudge?
I've tried appealing, reasoning with her all to no avail. As it is, I'm not ready to stop drinking Beer yet, at least not on her say so.

She complained to her Pastor who secretly advised me to negotiate with her.
So, what do you think? Should I negotiate?
soaking, baring, bottles of beer you drown in never show how manful you are so cut it there bros.
Family › Re: She Wants Me To Give Up Beer by armyofone(m): 6:27pm On Nov 01, 2011
You are complaing, wait till your liver start acting up.
you should be thankful your woman is helping you. but i guess the 'i be the man' characteristic is blinding you undecided
you better listen to her and stop drinking, alc is bad for your health. a word is enough for the wise.
Family › Re: I Am Fed Up! by armyofone(m): 6:20pm On Nov 01, 2011
make the best of where you are. public school if you don't have the money for private sch and home school them when they get back from school. going back to niger will not solve your problem spec as your husband is not interested. learn a trade and make the best of where you are girl, the grass is never greener, cheer up.
Islam › Re: Muslim Women & Polygamy: Would You Tolerate A 2nd Wife? by armyofone(m): 10:39pm On Oct 31, 2011
An outdated immoralistic behavior. marrying two woman is a crime against humanity.
How is it possible for a man with one manliness to service two women is puzzling (not in the real sense undecided)  
in 2011, no woman should accept this immoral and pedo behavior. women have come a long way and accepting this nonsensical behavior from any man born of a woman is  lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: A Day At The Nigerian Embassy In New York - Let Us Laugh Together by armyofone(m): 7:49pm On Oct 26, 2011
i had a funny experience there not too long ago. the place is too small, the toilet got no soap to wash your hands (thank God for my hand sanitizer), always crowdy, no good customer service, unending. then you go upstair, same thing.
i ain't going there again sha but it was an unforgetable experience.

Jesoul, you made me laugh lol, zero wan, zero tu, oh fife, oh sis, lol ewoo grin
Romance › Re: Contemporary Nigerian Girls Are Losing The Wifey Quality! by armyofone(m): 3:17pm On Oct 14, 2011
don't give me the crappies up there cuz i bring in the bacon just like you  cheesy

better know how to cook before you propose. be ready to starve if you waiting for my kitchen expertize.
Family › Re: ... by armyofone(m): 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2011
i fit go yard sale for you but shipping not funny.

personally for me, i wouldn't want to get certain things from pple for my first new baby. maybe as the baby grows up, yeah. you have to see their stuff in the garage, you go shake head. with cobwebs, mold, mildew all over. i will co sleep with my baby if i don't have small money to get something like baby crib.

Tpia pic is nice, try those.
Celebrities › Re: Shocker: Beyonce caught on TV with a fake baby bump. by armyofone(m): 7:21pm On Oct 11, 2011
try eating Double Whopper from BK or Mac and see the result
grin[quote author=miz_neeyah link=topic=778944.msg9316820#msg9316820 date=1318343300]she just finished eating
Really! what kind of food did she eat to make her stomach that
big when she had a flat stomach before her pregnancy. Was it Pounded yam?[/quote]AA dont play with whopper grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: It's Time For Obama To Go: He's Useless To Liberals by armyofone(m): 6:46pm On Oct 07, 2011
Now pres, be kareful there stop parabulating over our Commander/President. speak of him with respect.
tongue
God bless America
God bless our president
God bless our Troops
SemperFI

I'd want him to replace Biden. Hillary should be his running mate.
Family › Re: Today Marks The Begining Of The Rest Of My Life. by armyofone(m): 6:40pm On Oct 07, 2011
today marked the beg of your marriage and you fit come here? oga don go work?
you should be romancing with your man by the beach cheesy.
girl, go offline, grab him and enjoy yourself.

Congratulation wink
Computers › Re: Steve Jobs Is Dead by armyofone(m): 4:21pm On Oct 06, 2011
a very handsome guy, see his pix during his youth eh, so yummy and  kiss.
RIP Steve Jobs, you are gonna be missed.
Family › Re: Husband Washing His Dirty Leaning Out On Social Network Fb by armyofone(m): 4:14pm On Oct 06, 2011
same old same old harakiri, pele, ndo tongue grin
like the woman begged to be married eh, like she didn't threw away her own freedom, smh.
Ifyalways, true whoever dumped him did a fine job grin. i think seeing a shrink will help him to better appreciate women grin.

Harakiri, you need iron lady to soften you grin
MFM church for revival might help too.

harakiri:
A friend of mine once said :

"Any man who doesn't get killed by a woman will live long"

Before a man will type such on facebook,he has tried his best to settle amicably with the wife but women will always want to push you and see how much bull$hit you can put up with. All the poster is concerned about is the man's comment on facebook. She doesn't care about the hell he's going through in that bondage called marriage and neither does she care about the man. All she's interested in is smearing his name all over the place which is typical of women. She is either the useless wife or a useless friend of the useless wife. Useless women. Before marriage, they'll act as if they will die if you aren't ready to walk down the aisle. After you decide to toss your freedom and imprison yourself with marriage, they do things to accelerate your death. From what I see, it seems a woman's primary objective in life is to shorten a man's life.[/b]Not every woman is like your ex now grin

If I am stoopid enough to get married and my wife leaves my house like the married man in question, then the marriage has ended. I don't care if kids are involved. Women always remember to use religion,family members and kids to either blackmail or manipulate men. I would rather eat $hit and die than let any woman get away with such nonsense!

[b]Useless creatures
classic grin
Family › Re: Help Help Help by armyofone(m): 3:39pm On Oct 05, 2011
But ronkebp, what first madam did bad now, how can wifey be s.hagging inlaw, shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: So . . . Is Glenn Beck Now A Pastor/Preacher? by armyofone(m): 3:27pm On Oct 05, 2011
i think the Cain thing is just a big flash flood, you know how those flood hit pple right, this too shall pass grin

not sure 'white Americans' are willing to vote for 'a very black faced guy'. maybe he will be lucky a bit if his wife and grandparents are white grin he is not going anywhere, certainly not the white house.

the mulky water will be all cleared up soon.

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