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Family › Re: Adjusting To Life As A Widower by armyofone(m): 3:53pm On Aug 27, 2011
no more anony again eh? odikwa risky shocked
Politics › Re: Hurricane Irene Alert For Nairalanders In US by armyofone(m): 3:51pm On Aug 27, 2011
make sure you all stock up on ogbono, okra, egusi soup and stew (bokoto, oxtail, fresh fish and beef). keep your rice, yam tuber, iyan, eba/garri, amala close by. also stock up on cabin biscuit, chin chin and meatpies. stay indoor and eat.
happy eating and watching out from the window how the storm is going  wink
Family › Re: Thank God,I Am Now Mrs by armyofone(m): 8:50pm On Aug 26, 2011
Congrat, will be joining you soon cheesy
Family › Re: Terribly Confused by armyofone(m): 5:55pm On Aug 25, 2011
since you said he is in a foreign country, who knows he might be holding on to your relationship in case the one he has there doesn't work out undecided

8 years is a long time.
Culture › Re: Ever Witnessed A Witch Confessing? by armyofone(m): 5:34pm On Aug 25, 2011
Ronke my sister, no i don't. all the witch suck blood, witch hide for Iroko tree, witch flying and sleeps in a particular way are just to make us fear.
the human mind is complex.
I always enjoy reading my psychology book, grin

ronkebp:
So armyofdaya, you do not believe that there are witches? shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Mother Rain Curse On Haters: Breakdown D Wedding Scandal Story by armyofone(m): 5:24pm On Aug 25, 2011
instead of mama to just accept it and draw her pickin ear saying my daughter, make you learn from wetin happen she is hollaring abt. i think she is sad she didn't become mama of future king wife, anoda way to oppress her friends and those around her.
mama is looking out for herself, poverty no good.
Culture › Re: Ever Witnessed A Witch Confessing? by armyofone(m): 4:18pm On Aug 25, 2011
a pity, instead of getting them Psychiatrist help, they stone tthem to death. those pple claimed to be confessing are going thru some maniac disorder/psychosis/mental problem.
shocking to see nigerians in America/Europe believing that there are witches around *smh*
being educated and enlightened not helping, so sad.
Celebrities › Re: Are High Profile Marriages At High Risk Of Separation? WILL SMITH AND JADA separ by armyofone(m): 3:41pm On Aug 25, 2011
was Will upset because of Marc Anthony? i thought theirs is an open marriage. alrighty, so much for OM undecided
Nairaland General › Re: What Kind Of Dog Can One Use For Home Security? by armyofone(m): 3:38pm On Aug 25, 2011
STOP animal abuse and cruelty. if you have one, make sure he has his own place, clean water and food daily. treat him/her like you would any member of your family. get an alarm for your home and not Dog. His responsibility should be to call you when there is an intruder.
Family › Re: What Is In A Marriage? by armyofone(m): 11:36pm On Aug 24, 2011
even though there are so many untrusting guys out there, i still plan to get married.
how many ladies out there will agree to 's.hag and go affair'?
Family › Re: The Towel Or The Baby: Be Honest Please! by armyofone(m): 11:31pm On Aug 24, 2011
its olokun asorodaya of throwing baby up and loosing towel for all to see how huge or small the johnny is tongue
Family › Re: The Towel Or The Baby: Be Honest Please! by armyofone(m): 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2011
wayo, sisi na. indo ki ne wa na?

Ni ne Hauwa. .lol !! lafiya lau cheesy
longest of time, miss ya fa.
Walahi, ne kuma grin suna aiki na ne armyofdaya grin
Kuma, Yaya ki ke?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=743461.msg8996807#msg8996807 date=1314197333]Lmao!! Huawa? shocked shocked

Ni ne. . .Sisi Jinx/kill/killer/baby!!

Kai kuma. . .menene Armyofone? cheesy cheesy

Yaya ki ke?[/quote]
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by armyofone(m): 3:45pm On Aug 24, 2011
so Eve wasn't cooking in the garden of Eden? What book is that again? also which chapter and verse?
yeah, i thot i saw pots and pans in my book of bible story *hiss*

kinguy:
D reason we are sufferin in d world 2day is cos of a woman who cant cook. Adam went 4 hustlin came back and asked eve 4 food only 4 eve 2 bring him fast food bought 4rm d devil himself. If eve kuld cook she wuld av d world shuld av been a beta place. . . Islam, Budhaism, Judaism, Christianity, e.t.c always emphasize on women knowin hw 2 cook. Even devil wz a good cook dats y she could use her food 2 decieve a woman like her. She knows d secret *d quickest way 2 a mans heart is 2ru his stomach*
Family › Re: The Towel Or The Baby: Be Honest Please! by armyofone(m): 3:30pm On Aug 24, 2011
sisi as in Sisi jinx?, wayo! shakara gwoma.
yaya?
girl, is that you fa? mei ya faru?
Food › Re: Moin Moin- Made Easy by armyofone(m): 3:24pm On Aug 24, 2011
tpia, until labalaba posted, i haven't given it thought to try it with my  baking pans.
i used to buy carnation milk (4 or 5) when i want to make my moinmoin. i then throw the milk away and use the empty tin.

Lexusgs430:
Can I come over for some moin moin ? Your post is making me salivate !!!
oh lordy! you are sure welcome. i have some in the fridge and will glady warm it for you. or wait till saturday, i'm making fresh moin moin again. this time, i will be adding lots of ata rodo grin

labalaba:
Yeiiii,  That is awesome news,  Happy you like it.

Moin moin and Vanilla yoghurthuh for real? hahahah, I av to try that.
lol, that's my akamu o. i even use it for my bread and akara too. you know, we got to improvise wink
at some point growing up, i used to like thick akamu w/ milk. so vanila yoghurt is close enough.
Family › Re: The Towel Or The Baby: Be Honest Please! by armyofone(m): 3:14pm On Aug 24, 2011
Ify asked you a question: should you throw your scrot or condom up, which would you catch first?
tongue i guess your wife should come catch your baby, afterall it's her duty undecided
Food › Re: Moin Moin- Made Easy by armyofone(m): 7:50pm On Aug 23, 2011
lady, i'm enjoying the pan moin moin grin just love the fact that i have to wash fewer things after eating.

my moin is soooooooooooooooooooo delish! added crayfish/smoked prawn to mine and oh lalalala grin
moin moin and vanila yoghurt is tantanlizing cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Are High Profile Marriages At High Risk Of Separation? WILL SMITH AND JADA separ by armyofone(m): 6:36pm On Aug 23, 2011
2 failed marriages for Will? huh something is not right.
Celebrities › Re: Are High Profile Marriages At High Risk Of Separation? WILL SMITH AND JADA separ by armyofone(m): 6:09pm On Aug 23, 2011
i hope it is not true, love them.

umm this was Jada saying "You have to be willing to move around -- to move your romance around. Kitchen, closet, park, parked car," she laughed during the "Collateral" junket in 2004. "You'd be surprised!"

she must loved to sleep with sha, has the fire quenched? did she stop doing the s.haging everywhere to have quenched the fire, anyway, i hope it is not true.
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by armyofone(m): 10:16pm On Aug 22, 2011
Preach on my brother while i deal with this Oxtail stew with rice and atarodo moin moin and dey wash am down with Cold Smirnoff Ice.
Family › Re: My Wife And I Have Fought Again And I Think I Want Out by armyofone(m): 8:33pm On Aug 22, 2011
dayokanu:
I would leave that house and never look back, Thank God no child binds us together
yeah, after 4 children she go show you craze wey get level.
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by armyofone(m): 8:01pm On Aug 22, 2011
ronkebp:
My dear, i know right!!!!!

that moin-moin- thing still dey do me long-throat oooo, i actually got someone to do it for me and i will pay her, so that i can have it in the freezer, thanks for asking,
oh, sorry dear. i enjoyed mine real good wink.
my mom actually sent me a mortar that i solely use for pounding and washing my beans. so it's easy for me. their beans here is too hard jare  grin
i used 2 ata rodo, eggs, small amount of smoked red prawn/crayfish, 1 huge bell pepper (in place of tatashe) for mine.

girl, please o cook you that moin moin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Girl Beats Up Soldier! by armyofone(m): 7:56pm On Aug 22, 2011
a nice guy taking it from a woman like he should. his wife will slap him more for doing something bad.
that's how refined our naija bros should be.
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by armyofone(m): 7:53pm On Aug 22, 2011
hungry go wire you, siddon there dey wait make my edu ends for inside kitchen.
by the time wey hungry fire you finish, you wouldn't know when you got into the kitchen to make yourself food.
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by armyofone(m): 7:49pm On Aug 22, 2011
ronkebp:
This guy really has 'niger babes issues',
my sister how now, wetin person go do.

how is your moin moin coming so far?
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by armyofone(m): 7:34pm On Aug 22, 2011
aha! it made home page eh.

please we are moving forward into the 22nd century (with education and jobs), stop drawing us back with pot, plate, spoon, mortar and pestle and kitchen stuff/utensils).
Family › Re: Is My Salary Enough To Get Married? (N45,000) by armyofone(m): 7:27pm On Aug 22, 2011
dayokanu:
If the combined income between you and your wife is 45k then dont even think about marriage.

Pls help reduce the cycle of poverty in this country. Dont bring kids into the world to suffer
seconded.

45,000 naira isnt even enough to shop at bodija cow market for a good sirloin.
not enough to buy Akwette material/hollandis/jorge
not enough to buy a good blouse for up and down wrapper.

so don't try it o, i beg.
Family › Re: My Wife And I Have Fought Again And I Think I Want Out by armyofone(m): 3:56pm On Aug 22, 2011
It is hard to tell a man to divorce. whatever he is thining of doing, now that they dont have kids will be a good time.
OP, i'm glad you still able to eat egusi soup and poundo jare. at least one less thing to worry about, you know food is life  wink
make you eat well o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Built to Kill- United State Powerful Arsenals (pics) by armyofone(m): 3:21pm On Aug 22, 2011
I love that flying humvee grin wink
SemperFI
Family › Re: I Am Asking For your Sincere Advise by armyofone(m): 10:41pm On Aug 21, 2011
Leilah, havent seen you in a while. i thought your man has changed to the "perfect man your heart long for''
anyway, i am kneeling down and saying a prayer for you. hang in there sistah he will change much later.
try cooking ofe onugbu and ofe oziza for him. make sure he eats all nigerian food days before you ask to go anywhere with him.
it shall be well.
odikwa risky.
Family › Re: Obama And Michelle Love Guinness: Happy Home: Pix Attached by armyofone(m): 10:26pm On Aug 21, 2011
i like it too. we'd our brothers to be Obamalike cheesy
you know sit at the pub with your wifey soaking beer or in the living room drinking beer/wine.
not the kind we see around: oga at the pub on friday night with his friends while madam is at home caring for the kids
or oga reclining and soaking beer while madam does her thing in the kitchen, me no likey grin
Family › Re: Obama And Michelle Love Guinness: Happy Home: Pix Attached by armyofone(m): 10:12pm On Aug 21, 2011
beer induced love making you mean huh?

not a fan of beer, but love them up there cheesy

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