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Generalwoodz:
They rub it in their armpit till it evenly dries and morph into a Kilishi. Remember same armpit KULIKULI is roll and rub in.

Occasionally, when the hairs in armpit are missing they place it on the lap very close to the groin, and finely work on it till Kilishi is born.

Food that has letter K in Hausa land must go through that place where the sun shines slightly.

They do say the same for dawadawa. That they rub it in their groin etc
The above is not true - dirt and unhygienic in the processing, oh yes!

gaby:
You'd stop eating this trash the day you see how and where they are made....

Yuck...

Very unsanitary and unhygienic...

Na fat wey dem rub pepper mix come dry am for sun where flies go perch am tire...

Imagine hidden fly larvae bursting in one's mouth with each cut and as they chew the kilish.

Labadi69:
Yawns… Very dry gist

Take - caramel popcorn and honey roasted peanut. Don't forget to share amongst four.

descarado:
Coconut spoiled my kitchen knife and granite pestle. Now I use hammer to hammer it

Do you have hammer

I used hammer - cave man style
All the coconut were bad! What a waste of money.
I think they weren't matured enough before being harvested. They harvest every thing young and not leave them to mature naturally.

Better luck next time.

Coconutty habanero rice on my mind.
I don't like canned coconut milk.

Prestonn, come and break them. Come show off ya muscles.
Mariangeles, you that fancy eggs...come use your muscles help.
Descarado and Cococandy can you help breaking up the coconut ?

Naptu

I have heard my sis playing a song- it goes like

Wherever you see me come around me, everything gonna be alright now...repeat

Chorus is like -

Can I be a teacher - oh no
Can I be a music - oh yeah etc

Any idea ?

gaby:
Karma just dey start with una for all of una atrocities the world over particularly in the developing and third world countries...

Shebi Lizzy don come kill Eliza then resign...now this low budget hybrid of Trump and Zelensky wan come back...

Very soon, Naira go get value pass Pounds...

We dey observation mode...

This your prayer is good but if only wishes were horses.
The impossibility would have been possible

DonroxyII:
The Bigger Life Lessons to Be Learnt ...

There is no Help in the Street But Interests:

If I'm not the Primary Reason behind your Predicament I might not be the Primary final Solutions you are looking for ....

That's Your Own Breakfast Landlord, Hope You Learn Your Lessons ... "Street is Street" ....

Your Peace Abode is Your Peace Abode ... Never-Ever allow a Stranger/Acquaintance to invade it Except Your Very-Very Own Immediate Family who are Your Primary Responsibility aka Your Wife and Children!

You said the truth.
Spirit of entitlement and Nigerians are like 2 and 3.
Maybe the guy over stayed his welcome and couldn't pay like agreed on.

Zhena:
Fried yam, fried eggs, Yagi and tea for breakfast.

Opor opor.

All the food under the dongoyaro tree ko ?

That's how we eat early dinner.
Saanu.

BlueRayDick:
How do people manage to eat more than one boiled egg in one sitting ?

Is it only me that finds it difficult to eat more than one boiled per meal? Even that one sef ehn…. Sometimes I don’t finish it

Long throat is why

One boiled egg is so filling!
If I'm eat two eggs at a mea, I remove the yolk in both or one of the eggs.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Time for breakfast

Croissant

Making croissants is a lot of work/kneading right ?

descarado:
You are something else

For the past one month, I have been drinking cinnamon and lemon grass tea religiously I'm wondering if its really me though I add ginger honey granule( small).

You are on a good mission tea drinkers club
I gave a section of the kitchen cabinets "shrine" for teas. The mornings of weekend is not complete without English black teas. In the evenings, a bag of chamomile or ginger, lemon grass, etc tea and a movie.
Yes, it is you

Prestonn:
Continue

Lol

Tell the judge to make it naira so you will be well pleased

One billion is a good place to start.

benalvino3:
this post did not address anything I said. I already talked about defamation which he has to pay for. the issue is 1billion is overkill.

benalvino3:
lol. joe Biden will forgive his debts.

Good grandpas only forgive we students.

Your friend made real good money in those days he was gravitating and calling everything "hoax" and "fake" people were cheering him on and those cheers were kudi.

internationalman:
Ain't nothing beautiful about snakes. The smaller the more irritating they become.

I just hate them so much that I feel so guilty and unfulfilled whenever they survive my chase and hunt.

Cockroaches too.

I don't like cockroach - they can walk in a pot of stew if allowed.

benalvino3:
that's because it's a stupid verdict that the Judge should not allow. you can't ask someone to pay almost a Billion in damages when your net worth is less than 10million. how does that work?

he will get a job and start paying up. Maybe sell his mansions and other properties. That house in the Hampton needs to go to pay up. American justice is no joke. Like PDPGuy and Raumdeuter said, he will pay (maybe not the billions) for the pains he inflicted on those families.

raumdeuter:
Almost a billion

Excellent judgment

He shouldn't be able to file bankruptcy

All his assets should be sold


Anything remaining he should stay in jail, work and receive $1 per hour until he pays it fully

I feel sorry for him to be honest. Sometimes they just cook and put stuff out there to gain supporters to make money.

Who is watching the Alex Jones verdicts - wonder if he will be able to pay all the millions!

One should try not to joke with lost of life - i hope others learn from his situation.

PDPGuy, will the court garnish his pay or sell his businesses to pay the families for the defamation lawsuits?

Just tea for breakfast. Drinking poshly is a deal that must be accomplished

meobizy:
I made a similar topic and e no near front page. This forum is running out of content hence OP’s luck.

Juju, voodoo, black magic, sorcery or the many names it goes by does not work. If it did, the world’s wealthiest people would not come from atheist nations. Only the ignorant and semi-illiterate believe in mysticism. Them full Nairaland. Thus is why I will save money to school my unborn children abroad.

It is not real - their belief is what makes it real to them.
They waste time on such things! No critical thinking. Human head turned someone rich. Love portion will make someone to love you etc
Africans! When are thou going to emancipate themselves from superstitious beliefs ?

Munzy14:

Surely a married woman weight na..Christian mother's standard.

Christian mother hands.

Hope Ned won't start looking for a slimmer wife again.

GloriousGbola, GloriousGbola GloriousGbola
How many times did I call you
bring on the cooking pot.

GloriousGbola:
But it looks beautiful on the stove doesn't it?

Bring on the kitchen por-n.

I am sure there are 'cooking station' threads on reddit

Munzy14:
who told you..

Every baby married must level up.

Level up in Nigeria = gaining weight

stevebond007:
What are the advantages of cooking with such expensive utensil?

Beautiful kitchen area. No need to cook with it - staring at it alone will make you full.

Munzy14:
Regina has levelled up with Ned.

See her looking big like a much advanced lady.

Those carbohydrates food and drinks are showing.

Jacketaltrade:
Which brand?

Wheat bread is a brand ?

It looks like no wheat bread in the Nigeria Market ?
You guys should be eating wheat bread and less white bread.
A slice of wheat bread is so filling compared to loaf of white bread.
Nigeria bakers should be making wheat bread. It shouldn't be rich man's bread.

Just give the speech in igbo language and get a translator to translate into English for listeners.

He needs speech tutorial. How do they get to high positions in Nigeria ? This guy can't put a sentence together without shs shs shs

Phew!! What a joke

What is the price of wheat bread ?

Zonefree:
I want you to know this;

After visiting the school and you discovered he's not rusticated, all eyes will be on your son and his cult activities, that's when he will be rusticated.

Why not use reverse psychology on him? Sit him down and tell him you heard he has been rusticated, and you want him to write jamb to start afresh with another school. Watch his reaction and make your moves.

Please what does rusticated means ?

What happened to the other group or guys they went to collect money from ? They played major roles in the attack. Where are they now ?

naijapikin2:
How time flies. It's been ten years since the gruesome killing of four young students in Aluu Rivers state.
Who remembers them?

They were murdered on the 5th of October 2012. They went to collect money that was owed one of them, and they were wrongly branded as robbers and lynched on the instruction of the Chief.
May their memories linger on, not to cause us more grief but to celebrate the lives they lived.

Continue to rest on.

Aluu four.

Mods.

There are so many jobs to apply to and schools to go get a degree or tech certification.

Well, now he will taste life in USA prison.