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Christianity Etc › Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by armyofone(m): 9:42pm On Nov 02, 2022
descarado:
See church matter for naija, I don comot hands. Its not only Nigerians. I think Kenyans are crazier cheesy
The level they are in is where Nigerians were like 15 yrs ago. So they need to catch up. Once they start, my brain will switch off and my answers will be robotic. Infact, as far as religion is concerned especially Christianity in sub saharan Africa, they look up to us. We are modern and sophisticated grin
The people are being carried away! They preach and add fear. I don't go to any Nigerians church.
Modern and sophisticated thieves (pastor/priest/prophet)
Culture › Re: Is This Why Ooni Of Ife Is Marrying Several Wives? by armyofone(m): 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2022
Kobojunkie:
You and I know that the chances of that happening are slim to none. undecided

I just wonder who pays for the lavish lives there morons live. Hope no be the poor folks in their communities. lipsrsealed
Don't mind him. The main thing is sex. But at the way he is fat/obese from eating too much, I doubt he can satisfy all with 1 sex per day for each wives.
Celebrities › Re: List Of Celebrities Who Lost Their Sons In Different Circumstances: by armyofone(m): 8:10pm On Nov 02, 2022
Prayers for each one.
Culture › Re: Is This Why Ooni Of Ife Is Marrying Several Wives? by armyofone(m): 8:04pm On Nov 02, 2022
Kobojunkie:
I don't follow... so because the institution is bigger than him --- there are over 800 people living in the palace some as long as 60 or even a 100 years --- he has need of many wives? Is this what is obtainable as far as reasoning from y'all's traditional rulers? undecided
See why Nigeria will always be underdeveloped!
Imagine someone in the position of power doing and saying such nonsense!

So so owambe party showing off clothes material that are window coverings here, dancing, eating cakes, paying him homage and some fake songs of praise or whatever they called it undecided
I hope he will be brainstorming with the wives how to improve Ife, reduce poverty and head cutting. Hopefully he doesn't spend his time settling daily "wives" disputes
Christianity Etc › Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by armyofone(m): 7:47pm On Nov 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
Pastor, apostle, Prophet, reverend and all that are titles.
The fact that someone bears Pastor does not mean you fall for whatever he or she says.

If you know the word of GOD,the Holy Bible, then you know what is wrong or right.
Let the Word of GOD be your guide.
The Nigerian church is on another level. The hypocrisy of twisting the Bible is mind blowing! Yet the people follow on. You hardly see or hear them preaching about the ills of the society or community. They only know how to instill fear on their followers.
You don't have enough money to eat - but will buy the prophet and priest live chicken!
Common, cook that chicken and enjoy!
Celebrities › Re: Rapper Takeoff Last Photo Before He Was Shot Dead by armyofone(m): 6:43pm On Nov 02, 2022
RIP Takeoff -
Celebrities › Re: Rapper Takeoff Last Photo Before He Was Shot Dead by armyofone(m): 6:40pm On Nov 02, 2022
viodemus:
RIP takeoff.

S/o quavo and offset.

I be their fan. I like their music well well, i remember playing the song 4am, 2 chains featuring quavo, to pieces.I like their music but not like how I like my Naija music, but I like dem music.

One thing about America, many black neighborhoods are really gangsta. Your mind no go rest.

I remember vividly, when I first start to go yankee, I leave my sister place for Boston, cun go Chicago, before I leave, my sister dey warn me and my bro, she no even want make we go. Na so I dey do hard man, as per person wey dun go thru wars for Naija campus,I been dey underrate them unto say dem be burger boys.

No be person tell me when I reach my guy cuban for Chicago, na don't go here, no look here, no waka there; even me self cun dey look my guy say him hardness dun melt, until for the next two weeks wey we dey Chicago for the black neighborhoods, every night and many broad day lights, shootings and killings. from grown men to young men (15, 16, 17,18, 19, 20) years old. I even see where one guy wey just pass us when we been dey outside dey shayo dey yarn, next thing, na ra ta ta, everybody take cover, na from inside house window wey we see the guy dey lay for walkway. That my guy, dey dun rob am tire. Even me sef, my hard man dey melt when I see African Americans dey waka towards our direction for night. Those people no send at all. But I end up fitting in, because dem think say i be dem.
You still dey there ?
How did you ended up fitting in?
Gist us so we grow the same two headed and three eyes socket for head.
Sports › Re: Ime Udoka To Be Announced Brooklyn Nets' Head Coach - Report by armyofone(m): 2:44am On Nov 02, 2022
Hopefully this time he will be able to keep his wandering Johny zipped and not fall for the power of Pussy.

Good luck Ime at your new job!
Foreign Affairs › Re: 60 Killed In Seoul Halloween Party Stampede, 150 Injured (Photos) by armyofone(m): 5:05am On Oct 31, 2022
helicoptarr:
Plain and simple!

Africans should quite doing blind 'copy and paste' of other cultures.

As beautiful as their countries are, so are their spiritual liabilities.
Real Halloween is in Nigeria 365 days. Those devilish head cutters and kidnappers are what ?
Food › Re: He Cooked A Colored Chicken Stew. by armyofone(m): 4:52am On Oct 31, 2022
I will rate at 3 or 4.

Are you adding listerine to the meal?
Is it a replacement for alcohol ?
What is the listerine mouth wash doing around the food area?
Family › Re: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by armyofone(m): 4:43pm On Oct 29, 2022
Freshgrace4life:
You have really done well , parents should teach their children sex education , leaving it for the school alone is not enough , most underaged girls are likely to fall into some cheap lies by Hot boys .. and it should be for both genders , guys can also control their sexual urges ...
One got to tell them it is not every time the place scratches you that you need to scratch it.

It is not every time it rises up that you need to use it.
I hated it then when my parents kept strong protective eyes on me. Looking back, I'm thankful.
I hope to be protective as well.

Unplanned pregnancy in teenagers isn't the right way to start life.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m):
ahnie:
3 minutes is ok.
If it exceeds that,it becomes soggy when pounding to bring the skin out.

40 cups of beans,that's the maximum I soak.
In other to retain the nutrients.
Right. I left mine for 20 minutes plus because I was busy reading Annie's cooking fish stew.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 6:05am On Oct 27, 2022
fhranchez:
i normally soak all night. How many hrs do you recommend?
All night ? That is too much. It may be the reason for the sourness. The longest I soak a cup or two of beans was 20 minutes.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 12:17am On Oct 27, 2022
fhranchez:
House please how do make your moi moi to not end up with the sour taste. No matter how hard i try the moi moi still ends with a sour taste
Use clean utensils and very clean hand - wash hands before handling your washed ingredients.
Don't soak beans all day.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:44pm On Oct 26, 2022
descarado:
You are not concerned about the quantity lipsrsealed cheesy

You are busy looking for pepper.

I looked at the food 3 times. Is this testing or full meal? Invite her to your crib for one week. Who knows, miracle may happen cheesy

If she isn't hooked and want hook up and I happen to have a nice bobo to introduce her to, he must eat before visiting cheesy cos this is what she will give him when he visits.
Guy will be like, Des, wetin I do you na cheesy
I missed the part of the meal was small grin I'm not a big fan of big food.
My mom made me chop belly full grin but now that I'm on my own, I control my eating. I have to leave space for warm apple pie and coconut vanilla beans ice cream cheesy
Or some warm molten brownies.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:36pm On Oct 26, 2022
descarado:
tongue grin

OK forgive me kiss
Love to look for your trouble grin cheesy
I know now - wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishi Sunak Makes First Speech As UK Prime Minister by armyofone(m):
[quote author= post=117875775]Welcome on board Sunak.
May your reign bring peace to the world.


Rishi Sunak was Born in Southampton on May 12, 1980.
He is 42 years old so this makes him Britain's Youngest Prime Minister.
Sunak and his wife are the 222nd richest people in Britain with a combined fortune of £730m as of 2022.


Naija youths, take note of the above!
God bless y'all.
We Rise.


Wow!
42 year old grown man with brown hair all ova him blokos dey complain of him mama food for her house?!
Simply Wow![/quote]No good role models or leadership.

Just see Ife guy using his position to marry up and down. What is the essence of marrying that numbers of women ? Are there no better things to do with his position and time such as gathering sane minded people to discuss how to improve infrastructure, reduce head and private part cutting and rituals etc

Great job Rishi Sunak! Brain not juju, the Nigerian way!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:09pm On Oct 25, 2022
you are very funny cheesy grin

I buy habanero in bulk and blend till very smooth. I store in the freezer in smaller quantities.
I love super spicy meals. Sometimes I make habanero sauce alone and keep in the fridge to be added to my meal if entertaining.

You won't see any seed of pepper but will sweat eating it cheesy

descarado:
You are not concerned about the quantity lipsrsealed cheesy

You are busy looking for pepper.

I looked at the food 3 times. Is this testing or full meal? Invite her to your crib for one week. Who knows, miracle may happen cheesy

If she isn't hooked and want hook up and I happen to have a nice bobo to introduce her to, he must eat before visiting cheesy cos this is what she will give him when he visits.
Guy will be like, Des, wetin I do you na cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:08pm On Oct 25, 2022
descarado:
Army shocked shocked shocked

Maybe, 2023 will bring transformation agenda grin cheesy cheesy
Lol - common now grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Introduces Chioma In Cleavage-Baring Dress To Ooni. Kemi Olunloye Reacts by armyofone(m): 8:57pm On Oct 25, 2022
IamMobisola:
LMAO. Chioma doesn’t even come close to either of those women. Those women are CEOs and PhD holders in the UK ooo, rich women. Even an MD in her 40s has also signaled being the 7th abi 8th wife.
Women in high places (ceo, PhD etc you say) accepted marriage proposal from a low level college graduate call ho.rny of ife - only in Nigeria. Hope they use their position and money positively - creating a world class state.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by armyofone(m):
saxywale2:
He has aged alot. The numerous court cases are enough to wear out any individual.
Stress ages the human body. He looks older than grandpa Pres B. Hope he finds time to rest his body and not bother with the election process again.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by armyofone(m): 6:56pm On Oct 25, 2022
sanpipita:
I see nobody has called what's happening to Kanye West cancel culture nor has Jews been accused of having victim mentality or rationalizing statements made against them, I wonder why.
Kanye is Nigerian is why.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by armyofone(m): 6:55pm On Oct 25, 2022
saxywale2:
Whatever Stacey is doing, it's working just fine.
Hope she wins - she has something great for GA people.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 5:35am On Oct 25, 2022
Both are super spicy. I blended the habanero very smooth.
I will send you the fish cheesy

cococandy:
Is it the rice that’s spicy or the mackerel cos I see no hot peppers in that rice. angry

Pass me the fish though.
Food › Re: You Are Given Only One Option, Which Are You Taking Home With You? by armyofone(m): 11:42pm On Oct 24, 2022
The fish stew only.
Family › Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by armyofone(m): 11:18pm On Oct 24, 2022
An untrustworthy man. His type can send people to go kill you because of few thousands. Be careful!
You have a good job and supportive family - move on raise your children. You can coparent.
Marriage should not be by force.
You guys will always fight as trust is no longer there and that's toxic to the children.
The only thing is you should have bought it together.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 11:04pm On Oct 24, 2022
Very spicy coconut rice and mackerel fish.
Craving for coconut rice satisfied. Got one that was alright after breaking it.
The village people tried ( making the coconut bad) but the child of light prevailed "i must eat coconut rice"

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:53pm On Oct 24, 2022
Labadi69:
So you carry buns throwey inside spaghetti embarassed
That could be oxtail- the last section of the tail.
It could be folded cow skin. Anyways - "buns" dey hungry you.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:50pm On Oct 24, 2022
Labadi69:
You go need to dey near toilet as you dey chop this kind combo…egg inside okro soup with eba embarassed
Post your own food now undecided
Poster belle complained to you ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by armyofone(m): 5:12am On Oct 24, 2022
feedthenation:
Doesn't look like Trump. Maybe weight loss in preparation for next presidential election.

Maybe overwhelming stress.
Travel › Re: Flood: Lagos Government Advises Residents Of Ketu, Mile12, Others To Relocate by armyofone(m): 1:04am On Oct 24, 2022
Relocation to nibo?

They should rebuild Noah's Ark.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Eke Acquires American Citizenship (Photos) by armyofone(m): 12:58am On Oct 24, 2022
Good - time to get a job and pay rax.

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