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Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Advises Women Dating Well-Endowed Men (Photo, Video) by armyofone(m): 6:04pm On Sep 21, 2022
Phew!! Dangerous amu grin

Mariangeles
Munzy

Come and put mouth here - sis oku na ezioku ?
Bring plantain and fried eggs to share.
Health › Re: What Are Your Allergies? by armyofone(m): 8:45pm On Sep 20, 2022
Farid24224:
It was 3 years back when I was 17, I started developing allergies for fish...I never noticed it until I went out with my friends, about three of them all girls....We stopped at a grill and bought some fishes and meats too. I was on a diet, so I decided to eat the fish and leave the later to them to munch...

After about 20 minutes after eating I started feeling irritated all over my body, sweating profusely and I was hyperventilating...My friends kept asking me if I was OK and I kept replying I was, to stop them from getting worried I stood to get some fresh air outside the restaurant but I lost my balance and slumped to the floor...

Everything went blank except the shabby memory of my friends gathering around me shouting my name...I woke up about 2 Hours later at the hospital...It was in the emergency section and they told me I had an allergy for fish...I told them I do get dizzy after eating it sometimes but I never knew it was an allergy..

My friends called my parents already, when I found out, I started thinking of a way to tell me parents especially my mom what am doing with 3 girls outside the house instead of playing basketball that I told them I was going to..
Find out the kind of fish if you have not already and stay away from it. It may be a particular fish or all fishes/seafood such as shrimp etc
Have allergy medicine with you always in case of reaction. It can be bad.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2022
Axmondthuglife:
After that bitters Na strong eba dry needed to fill the hole cheesy
Please what is bitters ?
Romance › Re: Is It Okay For Girls To Move Around With Condoms. by armyofone(m):
Robb4b:
Hello guys!!
Yesterday my ex came to visit me. She was looking somehow sober. Though, initially she didn't want to tell me the reason why she wasn't in a cheerful mood.

After many talks and persuasion. She finally opened up that her boyfriend stopped talking to her because he found condom in her bag. She said the condom was for protection against pregnancy, and it's for incase her guy doesn't have cd, so she can give him.

I asked her why didn't she tell the guy from the start that she always walk around with cd in her bag, she said she forgot to tell him.

So guys, if you were in the boyfriend shoes, will you break up with her or you just react and forgive her??

PS: She also came with cd yesterday to visit me.
Praise her for taking such leadership initiative and self conscious role of "carrying" grin. She did well protecting against unwanted pregnancy and STD. She should move away from the "skin to skin" sons of Adam.
cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:22pm On Sep 19, 2022
Axmondthuglife:
Two bottles of water did the job cheesy cheesy cheesy
Lol grin
Just by the looks one could tell those kind you need h2o to push along grin

Well done. I will bring two bottles of water and extra wink
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:57pm On Sep 19, 2022
How many cups of water do I need to bring along for the hard like garium ?

Axmondthuglife:
Let's finish the soup
Politics › Re: Nigerians Post Roads In The North In Response To Peter Obi's CNN Statement by armyofone(m):
Where are the village roads ?

Only night time or early morning pix - not wanting to show almajiri littered roads in real time fa undecided

Saanu ku
Romance › Re: Oyinbo Man Takes Ghanaian Lady Out On A Date, Pays Only His Bill (Video) by armyofone(m):
dominique:
That's the norm where he comes from. Ideally the person that proposed the date should be the one to pay

Obroni, I like that word
I thought each person pays for their own meals

Maybe that's the reason Nig friends expect you to pay for their meals ?
They pick their food and go stand aside grin now i know why - hey, no free lunch!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2022
Kobojunkie:
What do you mean? undecided
I answered your question na Kobojunkie.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:48pm On Sep 13, 2022
stevebond007:
Sushi?
Plain sushi wink
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m):
descarado:
Army, how does seaweed taste?


Why rolling only rice, add some stuff na.
To me, seaweeds taste like nicely dried northern catfish cheesy
I just thought adding anything else would rob the taste. I usually eat mine like that - plain rice and seaweeds.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 6:01am On Sep 11, 2022
Yeah it is enough wink
I don't like getting stuffed up on any food.

Kobojunkie:
Is that rice enough like that? undecided
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 12:08am On Sep 11, 2022
Seaweed and rice preparing to be rolled.

Romance › Re: The Gambia Where Old British Women Travel To Have Sex (Pictures) by armyofone(m): 11:12pm On Sep 07, 2022
franchasofficia:
Nigeria need to sue Gambia, their boys are taking Nigerian boy's job angry
Nigerian boys are avoided because they add stealing and bad behavior to the contract. In this Gambian/British relationship, the british women are in control something the Nigerians boys wouldn't like.
So no BWB for awon Niaja boys grin
Health › Re: Stunned Surgeon Removes 100-pound Tumor From Woman's Body (graphic Photos) by armyofone(m): 5:14pm On Sep 07, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
See why I hate fat people?
You can't be slim and be living with this sort of junk in you. You must know.

Fat people disgust me because they are naturally unhealthy.
Get educated you refused.

Tumor not fat!
Travel › Re: Vacation: My Tour Around The Washington Monument, Washington D.C. by armyofone(m): 3:16am On Sep 07, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
U can say that Again!
Even if Buhari emerges as president of the United States, he wouldn't be able to destroy the country in 10years. The answer is simple " They have got VERY STRONG INDEPENDENT INSTITUTIONS, independent of the federal government".
The country has really got a divine contract with God, else...............
We pray Nigeria will have the same divine contract with the real God that blessed the United States.
At present, they have one contract with the devil. Nothing good with the devil.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:52pm On Sep 05, 2022
cococandy:
I don’t have a Filipino store near me. Or at least I haven’t discovered it yet. There must be one
There could be...they are almost everywhere.
I was hook to their bread. If you are lucky to find their bakery, heavenly bread lol wink
Hawaii roll is similar in that both are sweet.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:06pm On Sep 05, 2022
cococandy:
All the ameboa shaped ones are hiding in the corner or under. I refuse to let them spoil my picture

I used Hawaiian sweet rolls to eat it. Best combo ever. This is the best bread I can find here for akara. Soft squishy
Taste good. I stopped buying Hawaii roll as I have Filipino bakery near me.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:04pm On Sep 05, 2022
cococandy:
All done cc pocohantas kiss
Coming with my Filipino bread. I want the one with dimples like me and antennas by the corner of the plate.

Have you tried it with Filipino bread straight from the bakery, hot and rubbery cheesy?
It is like eating hot nig bread.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Some Beautiful Places In Dubai, United Arab Emirates by armyofone(m): 6:08am On Sep 04, 2022
iamyemiakins:
Oil money well spent
Unlike Nigeria!
Crime › Re: A Wisconsin Morning Anchor Dies At 27 From Apparent Suicide by armyofone(m): 6:00am On Sep 04, 2022
Relationship heart break - the guy's conscience (that is if he has one) will not rest.

Yes - as far as humans are concerned - keep your eyes opened and expect the unexpected.

RIP lady.

BRATISLAVA:
It was not depression. Her fiance cheated on her. Maybe we should fear men after the devil.

She bought a house with him, and he brought in another lady who left signs that she was there. When the about found out about it, it caused her distress.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m):
Sima04:
the spiritual controls the physical... know that and know peace
Look at your Nigeria now - with all the witches they are killing and beating still a shit hole and devil playground.

Tears of the Sun - God already left Africa.
No spiritual in a country where you beat a fake witch, slice heads of human, roast/lynch human as form of punishment etc

Bro, leave matter!
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m): 3:27am On Sep 03, 2022
Sima04:
boss I get ur point oo
but the truth remains that this world we live in is deeper than we know or were taught in school
Nothing deep about this world boss. We live, try to survive, grow young or older and die.

Why is it only women and children are named witch ?
The deeper than you know on branding women and little children witches ? Why not men ? Aren't you wicked or done something mean yourself ?

Please! Emancipate yourself from this barbaric belief. It is not real and calls for your own psychological evaluation.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m): 11:45pm On Sep 02, 2022
POVERTY and the lack of nothing else to do more than praying. They can't afford extra curricula activities or holiday/vacations so church and mosques to the rescue.



Sima04:
boss if it's not real, why then do people go to church and mosques?

no matter whether u believe it or not.... it's real.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m): 10:38pm On Sep 02, 2022
ghettochild:
Where are the perpetratorshuh??
They are around searching for the next fake witch and person to torture and torment.

I just hope the daughter will take her mom away from that archaic environment she lives in.

They love roasting people when not slicing off head undecided
Pass time of joblessness!

Shit hole ignorant people. You won't even hear average nig pastor preaching love and kindness -
Health › Re: Lady Survives Fungal Infection Which Came Off An Artificial Nail She Fixed by armyofone(m): 10:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
SenatePresdo:
Ordinary hand infection is what almost killed her?

She should be honest and brave enough to tell us that the infection she had in her punna is what almost killed her.

Smelly fish everywhere grin
There are more than million way to die.
Health › Re: Los Angeles Police Officers Help Woman Deliver Baby At Gas Station (video) by armyofone(m): 8:57pm On Sep 02, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
Ok
... not surprised.
LA police and most Advanced World Police are trained to do a lot except collect ROGER!
An average PoliceOfficer can do an effective CPR.
Perform Emergency Rescue operations....
Take unassisted deliveries like in this case.

But ours use TYRES to barricade roads thereby causing ROAD Traffic Accidents and further abandoning same victims
They will even join in the jungle justice process or look away. Even blame the woman and brand her witch for "born baby by ice machine "
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m):
urbobo20:
My brother I don't. Fell for this people witchcraft is real
Nothing like witch.

If you are going through medical set back, it is due to your inability to have the money needed to do proper yearly medical check up and pay for treatment.

If you are having problems getting a job, it is due to the shit hole nature of the country etc

Your bad dream is the psychological state of your mind not witch.

Your business is slow because people don't have the purchasing power due to lack of job.

Emancipate yourself - you went to college? And still this backward ? You really didn't learn anything!

The belief in witch is a lazy mindset of the people who believe in it.

America and Europe was at some point killing and burning "witch"

But they ban it as science improved. Y'all have a long way to go.

There are mean/cruel/wicked people. You aren't exempted from such emotion.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m): 7:05pm On Sep 02, 2022
oriskenny16:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6J9hHsd6w
After watching a viral video of her mother getting flogged over allegations of being a witch, a daughter rushed down from Lagos to Abia state.

In a heartbreaking video, she cried bitterly as her mother raised her hands for her to see. The video has stirred emotions online.

"But how can this still be happening in this century?", a man reacted to the sad video.
If anyone is in touch with her, please tell her to take her mom with her back to Lagos her abode.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m): 7:03pm On Sep 02, 2022
maasoap:
If you don't take care of your mother, if you neglect her in poverty and she live alone and in poverty, people will brand her a witch. grin grin grin
So sad that in Nigeria, it is a crime to be old, live alone and poor.
Family › Re: Should I Go Back To School Or Focus On My Fruit Biz. by armyofone(m): 7:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
Kobojunkie:
I honestly don't know that is why I am asking as it all depends on the kind of nursing program she is talking of. undecided
Yeah - she didn't say how she is going to fund it maybe she has a lot of money saved from her business.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by armyofone(m):
Hopefully she take her mother out of that village or town to wherever she is staying.

Shit hole country! Backward ever!
You don't see them beating or lynching a man for witch craft.

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