₦airaland Forum

jimetagambo:
The kind of news that comes out of Nigeria.

Remember the Texas dentist who flattened her husband with Mercedes benz after she caught him and his mistress in hotel? Watched it on 20/20, Snapped / ID.

Such news are everywhere - humans

Maynman:
And if they leave, same women will now be side chick to other people’s husband, or they will be having sex around with their son’s age mates.

At least not running after Adam's children with wandering "Penisess" while her little ones are waiting to be picked up from school.

May she RIP.
Blessings to her children.

raumdeuter:
You think its easy to say no just like that? Can you say no to an erect pumping gloriousgbola?

Yes I can! Yes we can! And yes you can!

Principle! Self Discipline! Contentment!

Doing what is right when no one is watching you.

GloriousGbola:
Eeeww hauwa when you start to talk like this

Let me take soap to wash your mouth!!!

Raumdeuter come and see as hauwa don spoil finish

Lol

The thing is men should know how to say no when offered the cunt.

Women should just leave a cheat and move on with the children.

Bossman is talking!

Obrigardo:
This is how it is in reality after all the grifting, culture wars and right wing chest beating.
He got to recognize who's boss.

JackDaAlienz:
Omo we busted village yesterday, we are in my grandmas place.
After lunch, i was shocked when my grandma told my dad to go outside and buy recharge card for her.
See man wey dey form hard man for house
Dem dey send to go buy recharge card

I couldn't help but hold my laughter when my dad went out to buy recharge card

E really shock me, my dad is a Big man ohh
As well respected thats why im wondering why his mother (my grandma) still send him on errands

You should have said Grandma, I will be putting data in your phone every month from now on. How much data do you use each month or each week ma'am, then you go ahead and be taking care of that for your grandmother.
You are not a good grandchild!

People like you will soon label the old woman flying bird.

KanwuliaExtra:
Mediocre roads!
No side walk for pedestrians or cyclists who live in that area. No accommodation for broken-down vehicles that will obstruct traffic.

Who builds a 2 lane road in this day and age?

Brainless fouls!

Right!

Check that road by this time next year!
Eyesore and soso holes and broken down cars in the middle of the road. Soon they will start lynching poor old women as the witch causing accidents. Whereas their mediocre tendency is at work.

Jennifer663:
Impressive

Not impressive! Like some thing painted.

saxywale2:
They were used and dumped. Another also pled guilty.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/jan-6-cases-romance-novel-cover-model-pleads-guilty-dragging-cop-capit-rcna49340

MTG husband filed for divorce!
Where is our Christian family values?
A man is supposed to support his wifey
I guess she is tough at home too.

basilico:
Congresswoman Jackie Walorski cosponsored a bill that Joe Biden signed. He also gave a statement toward the event that her bill has created..
Apparently attending the event Joe forgot she had passed on a month earlier in an accident .
Joe looked around the audience asking where Jackie was.

“Where’s Jackie?” Biden asks, referring to Rep. Jackie Walorski, who died in a car accident in August.

The WH was going to play a tribute video to her during this event. pic.twitter.com/FXZKmqEBW0

— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) September 28, 2022

Joe is one senile guy and the powers that be are hiding his status.

In the event also Jill Biden also has to tell Joe, we go this way. Joe follows her completely lost in thought n mind.

I pity American people for this deceit.
No pity us cuz na our choice

Just remembered my mom's favorite song

Weather he senile, na our choice
Weather he sleepy, na our choice
Weather grammar mixed up, na our choice
Anything he is o, na our choice oh oh na our choice oh oh

See as you dished/half ate the food anyhow like you dey vex for eating Igbankwu corn.

Were you fighting with the food ?
Did someone stood somewhere and threw the food from a distance?

Please next time arrange your meal nicely.
Some people like the meals displayed and e-eat / ask for idea to make the same.

Now please serve us your vegetable meal neatly!

IgiveLadiesBj:
I don't know what they call it in English but this is Igbangwu oka (Home Made)

Scent Leaf
Garden egg leaf( ayara)
Akpaka
Maize(Agbado)( )


Had it for dinner. Very sweet

Street fight - one of the things I hate about Nigeria.

budaatum:
And to change the things we very well can,

With the Powers invested in our minds.

Amen though

Atllanta:
Just Beans

Wow! Just red oil

The Jan 6 people are being handed prison term one by one.
I feel pity for those who are going to leave their family and go serve their time.

Totally not worth it.

We have to learn to accept things we can't change -
Lord, please grant us the power to accept things we can't change.

The Serenity Prayer

mariahAngel:
According to Op's update, they've settled things.

Eh eh
Thought I could fight for career ladies

descarado:
Hmm. I will let you know the day I will try it. Hubby said I should do that in his absence
And eat alone

Hahaha....

Look at the iron chair given to them - simplicity!

It it were in Nigeria, they will ask for golden chair

Chop chop position.

Munzy14:
Be open to her, tell her you are hurting inside..

And hear from her.

This love thing is dicy make you no dey water, soap go enter your eye..

See how you two can resolve the issue...If it isn't going to workout, lovers can break up cool without gbas gbos....

But first make sure you have done your best for the sacrifice of it.

Secondly, If she made it to your place, then you still have your place in her heart...Because I wondered what love is, if not all about sacrifice.

No excuses except emergency of life and death.

Let him leave her to face her career.

mariahAngel:
His kind might force her to quit her job, after trapping her in marriage.
Akoba, adaba, Olorun ma je a ri!

True - good thing the particular gal is not having it!
"we don't see each other indeed"!
Using another man daughter to catch cruise!

Trust and openness is very important.
Payscale is online for whatever job a person is doing - so easy to find and ask questions.

Difrent:
Its mutual..... most times Ladies also hide their income from their men. Some will even refuse to help their men in times of need so their men dont know they have money.
Most Ladies will ensure you have spent more than 90% of your income with them before they stop billing....a lady once told me they do that so their men dont have spare to spend on other women outside.

Oh mine! I should have kept kwayet

Buy the meat and try it, you might like it. It might just be me and bbstarr

descarado:
And I am thinking of giving it a try.
I no do again

bbstarr:
I agree . The smell isn't that great and it sucks in soup or stew. It's tastier when it's eaten alone.

Exactly! 100%

Thought it was just me @ the smell
I have never bought the meat in my life!
I eat ribs at some restaurants during summer...not crazy about it.

Bradford111:
I decided to break up with my girlfriend because she has been too busy of recent.

Not too long ago she started working for a firm so it consumes most of her time she is always busy from Monday to Saturday which she closes late..

I have tried talking to her to make sure she doesn’t misses out her Sundays with me as is the only day we can be seeing in respect to her work but for 4 weeks(Sunday’s) she couldn’t meet up to come with excuses here and there


I’m so tired of the relationship as we hardly see so decided to cut it off


What do y’all think I’m i right in doing so?

Tell us truth - you aren't seeing each other and getting sex in the relationship. Leave her alone to do it her way. Great she is focusing and building her career.
If you really want to see each other, go ask for her hands in marriage.

bbstarr:
Hubby hates pork with his last breath.
I intentionally bought pork and pretended
Me : Omo, I didn't know it was pork o.
Him: I'm not eating this, pork irritates me. It's better you eat it alone
(Brought out the frying pan and seasonings)
Me at 2am in the midnight

I don't like pork too. The meat scent makes me some how. I can eat small amounts of it only as well done ribs made with only dry rub.

Never in stew, soup or sauces.

ThePolemicist:
As in..
Some just don’t know when to stop.

Sad many continue the cycle. Even with one wife at home, they can't control their sexual urge and get jumoke, Hauwa , Mbok, Ngozzi etc pregnant - such crap!

Americans/Europeans aren't really crazy about giving parents money. Your life - my life kinda.

ThePolemicist:
Exactly!
I shouldn’t suffer for their mistakes and selfishness. I should be allowed to be equally as selfish.

It is just sad - especially when at 55 or 60 years you can't afford medicine and your children cannot afford to buy it for you because you and your husband spent productive years having babies that you couldn’t give the rest great quality of life.

ThePolemicist:
People will say they gave so and so for you..
But I’ll say.. So did their parents. And I too will do same.
They had a choice to have me & also had a choice to be responsible.
I feel everyone should plan their lives properly so as not to be liabilities or exclusively dependable on your children.
Investments and other measures should be put in place to arrange for the retirement times.
The viscous cycle has to continue. Don’t hamper the quality of life for the younger generation.
Contribute not solely cater for.

Millions of Nigeria people are small traders..buying-selling-small profit to put food on the table. If only they will learn to not have 4 5,6 7,8 children - recipe for disaster and poverty.
I don't see the possibility of saving money in their born plenty children syndrome. Unfortunately educated Nigerians continue the poverty syndrome of having more than 3 kids.

mirinder:
whats your dick size

What size got to do, got to do, got to do with it
What size got to do with first hand emotion
Who need a size when it can be elongated

Phew!! Dangerous amu

Mariangeles
Munzy

Come and put mouth here - sis oku na ezioku ?
Bring plantain and fried eggs to share.

Farid24224:
It was 3 years back when I was 17, I started developing allergies for fish...I never noticed it until I went out with my friends, about three of them all girls....We stopped at a grill and bought some fishes and meats too. I was on a diet, so I decided to eat the fish and leave the later to them to munch...

After about 20 minutes after eating I started feeling irritated all over my body, sweating profusely and I was hyperventilating...My friends kept asking me if I was OK and I kept replying I was, to stop them from getting worried I stood to get some fresh air outside the restaurant but I lost my balance and slumped to the floor...

Everything went blank except the shabby memory of my friends gathering around me shouting my name...I woke up about 2 Hours later at the hospital...It was in the emergency section and they told me I had an allergy for fish...I told them I do get dizzy after eating it sometimes but I never knew it was an allergy..

My friends called my parents already, when I found out, I started thinking of a way to tell me parents especially my mom what am doing with 3 girls outside the house instead of playing basketball that I told them I was going to..

Find out the kind of fish if you have not already and stay away from it. It may be a particular fish or all fishes/seafood such as shrimp etc
Have allergy medicine with you always in case of reaction. It can be bad.