₦airaland Forum

Toktee: I know this man very well,he no the carry prayers joke,now this is the manifestation of his prayers,he pray every hour of the day,i believed he was praying when the plain was coming down.
Now to unbelievers on nairaland and to those who think our God is still in the grave like theirs,i urge them to repent and turn to one and only true God,the one that can comand the storm to be still,the one that can walk on the surface of the water,the one that turn water into wine and the one the demons scampered for safety by the hearing his name,repent now cos ur own maybe motor,okada accident.

"...those who think our God is still in the grave like theirs " Depending on the MOD, this can be considered offensive to a certain religion, and could get you a ban.lol

chymystique: Serzly ets veri risky bin in d same vehicle or waheva means of transport wif a Corpse cos some dead bodies can b wicked evn in thr death. Most drivers or pilots dt conveys dead bodies usually use juju to avert some dangers.

dis corpse might b responsible for d crash!.. #jst sayin

Ets onli God dt can save us all

Even ordinary palm frond dem no find put for the front of the aeroplane and on the sides of the casket.

See wetin negligence of our culture don cause!

Jenams: Henceforth, any boko haram member caught shud be given to either a crocodile, lion or tiger for meal as purnishment!

The Israeli treatment works perfectly better .
Bury their corpses with pieces of pork.

[quote author=kolatidoma]قد.بسباطذبفسبطسبشبقطسبقبسبسبسبسبشتافسجدNo more Ignorance...Nija i dey hail o! All the same dear...we no dey carry last...we are one!‎[/quote
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Boko Haram has infiltrated into all aspects of our national life.
Even in Nairaland!

Fhemmmy: What is there to celebrate?

Islamic boko haram never bomb us finish.

[quote author=Red-Light]look at his forehead

only terrorists have that black mark after hitting their head against hot Arabian desert floor

they should jail him [/quote]I should start being careful in my relationship with Musa. He also has a black mark on his forehead.

Fatdon: Muslims are not happy! They're not
happy in Gaza. They're not happy
in Egypt. They're not happy in
Libya. They're not happy in
Morocco. They're not happy in
Iran. They're not happy in Iraq.
They're not happy in Yemen.
They're not happy in Afghanistan.
They're not happy in Syria. In
Lebanon the're not happy. So,
where are they happy? They're
happy in Australia. They're happy
in England. They're happy in
France. They're happy in Sweden.
They're happy in Norway. They're
happy in USA. They're happy in
every country that is not Islamic!
And who do they blame? Not Islam.
Not their leadership. Not
themselves. THEY BLAME THE
COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND
THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO
BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME
FROM, WHERE THEY WERE SO
UNHAPPY. Who says JESUS CHRIST is
not the saviour and the Prince of
peace

This calls for some serious reflection by muslims.

Get water pumped into the overhead tank. Living in the house without "running water" is my worst nightmare.

Jesu akbar!

searay: Please, is SSANU not also members of ASSU?

which one be ASSU again?

Getting there.
Many thanks to MTN browser

damibravo: Which party them belong to?
New PDP? PDP? NEW OLD PDP?

Don't allow our politicians decieve you. All (listed above) are one.

Alexcollins: G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ one, @ least they listened 2 d cry of nigerians.

That's GEJ for you.
He is a listening president!

Positive indicator for a smooth sail---

GOODLUCK 2015!

U90 IN DIVERSIT: I don't think you have left the shores of that our country called Nigeria. If you have, i believe you wouldn't be saying all these concerning one of the top oil producing nations in the world...... I felt terribly bad the moment i stepped out of my country, naija. Whereas, poor countries without the gift of oil do have uninterrupted power supply. During my (1 yr training) stay in Cairo, i once spoke to some Egyptian as to why they derive joy in protesting. They responded ( to my shock) by telling me that the crop of leaders they have now are not delivering on their promises. I told them to visit my country, Nigeria, then, they will know that they are in heaven. This is an African country ( like Nigeria) where constant power supply is a way of life. Here, you hardly see downstairs ( virtually all the buildings i went to had elevator ( because there's electricity). If one visits Cairo today and decides to rent an apartment the same day, it's as easy as ABC, courtesy of the gov't's housing policy. With 1 Egyptian pound (equivalent to less than 25 naira) one can board a train from, say, Lagos to Benin. I was so shock seeing all these things there. I don't know whether Egypt has oil, but i also discovered that fuel price is less than our 40 naria for privately owned cars, while cars for public transport buy at less than our 30 naira. And someone is telling me that we should celebrate 2 weeks of epileptic power supply. What a shame! SMH!!!

Peeps, for time sake, i will pause here.

That is why you need to join us in blaming our former leaders who created boko haram and APC just to ensure that the country remains ungovernable for GEJ who has the will to fix our economy.
Or did your friend tell you that the present Egypt government did all those good things you highlighted?

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Kairoseki77: Have they broken any laws by forming a new faction?

Your family will be held in jail and mistreated by the police because you wrote this nonsense. Some of us would like to see Naija turn into a first world country before we die while you are busy spouting this nonsense in public.

A thousand curses I wish upon you. May god/Allah/Buddha/science have mercy upon your eternal soul,

Ewu, they have broken no laws by forming a new faction but must they also answer PDP? What happened to trademark law?

owolabifunke14: Are you not too old for this kind of stunt? Is GEJ your God?

Haters are dying.
Keep hating.
Kudos to GEJ and his team!

Lordave: The suspects no get names

Yes, because they are not Kanu and Okoro.

Mr Aboki: Amaechi should give the following conditions for negotiation;

1. The President must stop being a bitcharse and stop sponsoring Wike and the likes.

2. Patience Jonathan will never step another foot in Rivers State for the duration of their tenure. Even if the President in on an Offical Visit.

3. CSP Mbu must first be made to face an Orderly room trial and then dismissed from the Police without benefits..

4. Bipi and the other 4 that tried to unseat him must kneel and kiss his ring and call him 'Godfather' on Natioanl T.V.

5. From henceforth, whenever the President has beef with him, he must call him and talk about it like men, instead of acting like a cvnt and bitching..

Who should give a "condition" to the other in the following instances?
1. President or Governor?
2. Governor or LGA Chairman?

Dem de quarrel before?

Kayusfity:
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS BLOODY TRIBALIST BEFORE THE TRIBAL WAR LORDS DERAIL THIS THREAD

Hope you would have said the same thing if the name was Nnanna Uzoma.

^^^too much grammer. If not for other sincere Nairalanders, I for quote you.

Anything dem like make dem do,
what we need is light (24/7)

amiskurie: dis is not our problem fault sha!
u can start the blame from our oga at the top EBELE JONAH

Why this joke?
Someone just DIED!
Maybe somebody's husband, father, brother, uncle but definitely somebody's son or friend.
To the departed, RIP.

yuzedo: Tenk God is pravate jet i drives to my alaba bizness Sweetus & Sons but no daugthers Limited aka d eagle have landed ventures!

Yuzedo, are you still LEAVING in Banana ICELAND? How are your billionaire NEBOURS- Adenuga et al?

Anything wey man jam na 'im luck.
RIP to "boss".
"Guard" you know wetin dey henceforth, and pls be a man.

Odunharry: are u for real?wat abt d 135 dat were deported to Osun in 2010?or those that were deported back to d north in 2011?

Pls provide a link.
And when will those remaining destitutes of northern extraction (accounting for over 90% of destitutes in Lagos) be deported?

greatest man: All my muslims friends should keep my meat for me I gonna visit u one by one today and those on nairaland wish u happy celebration.

Don't be carried away by the name RAMadan. This is not one they kill RAM.
Moving a motion for a change of name.