Yes of course. Anytime I'm engaged in combat, I kiss her picture. And when my men make fun of me, I just blurt out, "INCOMING!!!", and they scamper for safety. Chickens. Works on them every single time.

Is Kim Kardashian a white woman?

candygosh: How about lies men tell women
- you are the only one I love: meanwhile, there are 3 other girls he tells that to

- I can't live without you: tell me, when he neva see d girl how he take survive

- you are d most beautiful girl av eva met: actually truth is; his mama fyn pass u

- you didn't pick ur call and u know I would be worried: fact is that #100 he loaded, he was still praying you shouldn't pick up cos he still has other girls to call

- damn, u look sexy: let's face reality, he hates those horrible stretch mark on ur arms, hips n butt areas cos they make u look like u r in ur 40s

- am off to watch ball with my friends, wanna join : he's actually off to club and doesn't want a handbag, so u re indirectly uninvited

Fact remains men are terrible liars n women are horrible liars. Don't get it twisted there r some few good ones left.

Most girls enjoy being lied to, end of.

That dude is lying: 100*1/3 = 33.3. He has only slept with 33.3 girls..lol..Anyways, you can be the nought point seven he needs to take the count to 34 - barring approximations. Or are you actually the nought point three?

lol...the Stiffmeister was right after all: "When a girl tells you she's slept with x no. of men, multiply x by 3, and you'll get something close to the real figure."

Check this out:

5 x 3 = 15.

Tada! Rocket science...lol

So what are those called, hedgehogs, or porcupine spines?

Errr...Let's not be too quick to draw conclusions from an apocryphal write-up such as this.

Good lawd! Who pressed F5 again? Lady Gaga!

Happy birthday, Idowuogbo. Have a blast.

fluid26: There are so many members like that here. Here is a perfect example: www.nairaland.com/jleague

This guy is virtually following all the females on NL. He has no posts...no topics. Perhaps all he does is send e-mails. Only God knows how many gullible souls he has devoured.

NL is addictive. No matter how important/busy/principled/introverted you are, you'll find yourself commenting...and in turn receive responses.

There may be exceptions, but these *exceptions usually choose to remain as *guests. Even if they do register, they don't follow this many people just like that.

This dude's target population is solely made up of females. Hmmm...Ladies, don't do a "Cynthia" o.

FlowerPower: 100% FAKE
It was an entry for Archaeological Anomalies competition

http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/giantman.asp

lol...I didn't even bother to check the images or read the OP's post properly before posting a reply.

5m tall?! I should have seen that. It's fake alright.

cutepresh:

Sorry Hippos are vegeterians...

Yep! Hippos are herbivores. But that doesn't mean they're are not deadly.

http://listverse.com/2010/01/10/top-10-herbivores-you-probably-want-to-avoid/

People who harbour terrorists are terrorists themselves, and should be treated as such. They are even lucky to still have houses, as it is standard military procedure to "level" cleared infrastructures if security cannot be guaranteed.

I think I should get married today(!)

Kay-Dee:
We have Hippos ? Cool !!

Yeah...until they try to eat you.

Animal invasion. lol

ikekings: Nah... Its a game now... Stop thinking that way....

It's more than just a game to some people.

sexkillz: Arque how far?

these girls have discombobulated you, ba?

Seriously, dude. I just hope I haven't made any enemies.

Goldieluks:


tHANKS sexkillz.

[quote author=Goldieluks]

Can we be friends, Goldie?

Shollypopz: [size=14pt]YES!!! YES!!! YES!!![/size]

OH!! THANK YOU ArQueBusieR!!!........I know this might sound silly but I've been trying to toast this bread for few hours and I just can't get myself to stay in one place. Thanks man, I didn't even realize how much I wanted you to say my name.

lol...You're welcome, Sholly.

Sorry to have kept you waiting, ladies and house.


Mann,this is hard!

Shollypopz: Looks like you took some time to gather intel on me. I really liked the PHP part (you code? wow!). Reading through your "codes", the divide between the virtual and real worlds became somewhat narrow to me.

Goldie: Amazing write-up. I loved it. I know you're into literature and whatnot. I really appreciate your literary talents as I'm not one bit poetic.

My decision? Shollypopz: She had me wondering if this was actually just some harmless game. I also like how she planned are assault on my heart based on the intel she gathered from my profile.

Choosing a winner was really hard for me, Goldie. I'm a very passionate young man: Shollypopz got to me by mentioning some personal interests/ambitions. Don't read too much into this, Goldie. You're no loser. You've got game.

Phew!!!

Mann! My mind is racing. Brb

Shollypopz: It's about to be my turn y'all.....ArQueBusieR pls read with an open heart ...

Goldieluks, u ready??!!

Wilco.

Shollypopz:
I'm sorry hun, ur signature and personal text misled me. I thought u spoke Spanish

If I ever steer you wrong, grab the wheel and jerk it left I'm only human but admitted I don't speak Spanish. lol

Shollypopz: Realmente ArQueBusieR, todo lo que quiero es que usted me quiere demasiado

Huh?! English would do, please.

I hate it when there's so much hate on display.

UmericanGirl: I wouldn't have to plan conjugal visits then...

How sweet.

Zoophilia at it's best.

Shollypopz: Oh my dear ArQueBusieR, how my heart beats as I await d time my words will march into your heart, explode your senses and give you the courage to give our

enemy - Goldieluks, d boot

LMAO!!! Zero hour is upon us.

Happy birthday!