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Legit1: But they can fvck half of Liberian women during peace-keeping missions?

Huh?!

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It takes common sense to know your statistic is not correct.


Ofcourse am not suprised,common sense is not common
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lol...Talk about aiming a nuclear warhead at a fly.

Onila is a virgin because...because....... (FFX2) because she has no vagina!

Nigerian soldiers are not trained to be people-friendly. Tread carefully.

ghettodreamz: Good Lessons here for....

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lol

So beautiful. Makes me wanna compose a song. Piano roll, where at thou?

176 Special Forces Battalion: Fear them, boko boys. Fear them.

ArQuaBusieR?! I thought it was ArQueBusieR.

Idowuogbo:

Mrs too serious actually having fun? goldie! no lie, u get crush for dis arque handle rite? ur play play no fit hammer u d guy o! he is happily married and blessed wiv 0ctuplets.

Huh?! *Faints*

Goldieluks: In the meantime, am dedicating this piece to the special...ArQueBusieR


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIitlWECuHQ




And the wooing continues......

Lovely, lovely, lovely! I love it!!

Goldieluks: You are to be wooed mate.

Yay! Bring the heat.

What have I missed, house?

Doesn't seem like he's all there.

Whatever propels your ballistic missile, nescient woman.

Publicity stunt: no serious football club would appoint a 24-year-old as coach.

Respect nature. Or pay dearly for disrespecting her.

Shame. Dude could pass for a scarecrow: so scrawny.

[quote author=Mynd_44]There was a day we were in our faculty, just guys hanging around talking football when this girl in high heels came walking by, she saw us from Dar and her steps changed and got sensual. Trust boys na, everyone was just looking at her when the worst happened. Her heels broke and she crashed into the concrete floor. Dang that was funny[/quote]LMAO...Really funny. But I would have felt sorry for her.

lol...Did you read my mind, OP? I like to maintain eye-contact while conversing with ladies as I'm very animated facially. Every guy should do this. It works a treat: it's almost like it has a taming effect on them.

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.

-Saint Jerome

ifihearam: so where do you put me

lol... "Arquesbier"?

ayobase: Was sooo Busy....cldnt follow up....so was the thread successful, derailed or just like that of cuddlemi's!
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Let me know before I start from page 1.
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I will take silence as ''its not worth reading''!

T'was quite some fun, bro.

Making love when everyone expects you to be doing just that, seems plain weird to me.

lol..We are complete opposites. You need to surround yourself with real men.

Goldieluks:
Booo you!
Come to Man-United the best club on planet earth.

Yeah. You had better join the Red Army. The United way, is the only. C'mon United!

ghettodreamz: Lolz.. Ain't fan of any, but Liverpool's...

You're a scouser? Darn!

Goldieluks: My dear ArQueBusieR

That was sweet of you, i am short of words, can't even express how i feel about you.
But one thing for sure....its a Yes from me. You've won my heart with your lovely write-up.
xOXo.

Glad you liked it, Goldie.
Belamour's MIA though.

Shollypopz: Don't worry, it wuld b there wen she comes. I'll mk sure I show it to her

Obrigado.

[quote author=D-Explorer]I'm sorry Belamour and Goldieluks isn't around. I appreciate you bro. Thanks! [/quote]You're welcome, bro. Big shame though.

Life used to be all about me: I was the sun-like star and the earth succumbed to my gravitational pull. I was Mr. Invincible: the quintessential macho man. I was an Einstein in my own eyes. But unlike Einstein, I lacked something: an all-powerful equation. So I set out to formulate the 'almighty equation for happiness'. I was a happy man and this was going to be a cakewalk, right? Wrong! Something was conspicously missing from my equation. I thought of everything abstract, but I just couldn't find the missing piece. I felt sad: "maybe I'm no Einstein, after all", I muttered to myself.
Suddenly, I had a lightbulb moment: "Could the missing piece(s) be found in things concrete?" So I put my crazy imagination to work: I imagined myself floating aimlessly through the empty depths of space. Out of nowhere, something caught my fancy: a singularity. Burning so bright and bombarding me with Hawkings radiation from all angles. I was flanked; powerless against it. As I was about being sucked into the blackhole, my last thoughts, surprisingly, were thoughts of you: "how I wish it was the intelligent and ridiculously stunning Goldieluks bombarding me with her love instead of some stupid naked singularity". You're the only who can smash my huge ego to smithereens in a propitious way with your remarkable personality, Goldie. It feels as though we were precision-engineered for each other by a supreme being. You're the missing piece in my life. You and I could form a bond so strong it'll put the cohesive strength of carbonado atoms to shame. Together we can put the 'happy' in 'happiness'. No one else can make a "real man" of me, Goldie.
Now I have my equation:
Me + You = Infinite happiness.
What do you think?
lol

Goldieluks:
no no, those peeps don woo their own pass, haba.

Says who? Let's do this.

[quote author=D-Explorer] If ArQueBusieR
is around please remain at the viewing centre. Thank you! [/quote]lol...Viewing centre? Wilco!