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Lol abakaliki street, street of them men

Nice video op

Lol many people here saying send her to school, send her to school and she runs away abi
Op your fiancée is a lying prickk
Discard her and find another woman

Marxist001:
Sir government schools these days are nothing to write home about. I have thought about that severally.

You’d rather have your son stay indoors than attend a government school? Ok it’s your choice sha but then half bread is better than none oo

Osagbovo2:
Brotherly my eyes just dey clear every minutes by minutes as I read the response of my fellow NL family

Your head correct!
No body is too busy to chat or call her loved one
Where your mind is, is where your treasure is
It happens once in blue moon that we get too busy but when it becomes something you nag about
It’s a problem

Auxtan:
Seriously this turning every real relationship talk on nairaland to simp this simp that has made this platform a shadow of itself.

I don’t take them serious
Not everything is simping

Osagbovo2:
Dear fellow NL friends,
Am a guy who resides in Nigeria having a relationship with a lady in far Australia,
Who have been in a long distance relationship that ended up to becoming a wedlock " marriage"
Kindly advise because of recent my girl always form busy" saying she is busy busy at work due to timing difference " also uses the word i will call you when am free but she always never call me back. I noticed she always check my WhatsApp status daily, funniest part of it anytime I bring up marriage things she do say we should exercise patient.
My fellow NL family advise a brother.

Lol your boo get another boo
But you never get sense to know yet bAa?

Unequivocal:
So guys I will keep this as short as possible.

So I work remotely and I also have a partial job I go twice in a week that pays about 100k monthly. Currently I am staying in a small town that is just exposed a bit but it is still a town but the living conditions is perfect there is always light, threre is water, there is ambience and security.

I have a startup that requires me networking a lot, the prospects are very high for it being a huge success. With proper execution, the predicted success probability is 80% at least. My plan was to leverage on social media (LinkedIn) to attract Investors and clients.

Now I have a friend that wants to rent a duplex in bigger city but still in the same state (about an hour drive away).

He wants mw to leave my current place and move in with him in the duplex in the city. He is well connected and has lots of connection with the ruling class. He has already linked me up with someone who will be interested in being my first clients in the startup.

Now my house rent is expiring this December and he is asking me not to renew.
I'm at a crossroad as to if I should move or if I should stay back. Opinions please

Which part of Nigeria are you?

Auxtan:
My girlfriend is planning on taking me along for a photoshoot in preparation to her upcoming birthday and I am thinking if is a good idea. I know I love her so much and we are both commited to our relationship but I thought photoshoot is for like pre wedding photos?
Please your advice is needed. Thank you

PS: She's the one footing the bills and she already made me know this. She just wants me on the photos.

Lol op don’t mind this useless people saying ya a simp, Except you are an unserious person.
If you are serious, there’s nothing stopping you from snapping wit her except you are afraid the pics will haunt you.

If photo shoot means something to her then do it, I’m sure if you are a football watcher and you want her to watch with you at a viewing center, you’ll be happy if she obliges. They won’t tag her a simp or tomboy blah blah

So use your head

Kollins11:
Happy Boxing Day Nairalanders. Please I need advice on this matter.

It was on a good evening... Abt 4 months ago. I went out to get a bag of pure water, but the woman that sells around my street has closed so I went to the next street.

I saw this beautiful creature, light skinned, slim and pretty girl. Although she narrowly escaped albino. Her hair is naturally dark, she's very light skinned like Regina Daniel. BUT if one observe her very well and look at her eyes one would tell she's an albino because her eyes are always swinging and dangling.
Immediately I saw her, as a sharp guy I approached her, I flattered her and she smiled and gave me her number.

NL's, I have been living in my area for almost 2 years now. I don't know this babe stays down my street. She live with parents, I was so surprise when she showed me their house. Well, since then we've been chatting and calling each other.

She's a good and happy girl, she has never directly or indirectly ask me for money, she has a great sense of humor. She enjoys my company. She's 23yrs old an igbo girl. I know alot of guys would be attracted to her beauty but I doubt if she has a boyfriend. For her to be living down my street and even my guys haven't seen her mehn! She's well reserve.

The guys in my hood, I don't know maybe the girls that broke their heart made use of Thor sledge hammer (in Avengers movie) to break it. These guyz are hardcore red pillars.

Yesterday was the First day she visited me. she brought food for me, she saw I and my guys butchering our chicken, she also assisted us in preparing egusi soup. When she left. My guyz was like where did I see this beautiful fish....Before I could even narrate to them, they were already asking if I don lash her. I said No. Omo!! They almost pick up a Physical fight with me saying "why I neva lash her nw". Honestly she's different from other girls. If na before...I for don lash her since nw.

They were also surprised that she live down our street. This babe is so reserved and well mannered. I don't mind, I would like to marry this babe. I have never felt this way for any girl in a very long time.

NL's I don't know if I should ask her out or maintain the friendship.

Don’t have anything to say to you

You want Nairaland to decide for you
No be juju be that

Khiaaa:
Hello there as you all know me on this forum.
I'm Khiaa, an African American, reside in Carlifona, United States of America.
I'm in my 30's and I work in the health sector with one of the leading health agencies in the U.S
I'm open to answering questions from nairalanders who are eager to know more about black Americans.
If you're looking towards dating one and you need to know more about us just ask questions and I'll answer you

Is it true that African American women are not sought after like real Africans?

Marxist001:
Good day everyone. Sincerely, I don't think I will be able to survive this new year without a job, as things keep getting tougher. It's been 5 years now since I finished my youth service, but clearly without a stable job. I have been struggling to survive, with a wife and kid. My son is 4, and yet I can't enroll him in the cheapest school in my community. The thought of it breaks my heart, my wife keeps him indoors until noon when other kids are back from school. I am so ashamed of this daily practice. My rent on the other hand is due to expire by February next year. I can't find sleep, I am the first child of my parents, I fear I would die of high blood pressure. I am smart, hardworking and with a good degree(B. Sc Sociology 2.1). I have good Computer knowledge. I am also a very creative person, but there's no platform for me to showcase my ability. I am a skilled painter, but no jobs. I can fit in any job. Please my Son must start schooling by January, I don't want to disappoint him. Please I need a job. 09151775400 WhatsApp.
Mods please help me push to front page.

Meanwhile enrol your son in community school

proxillin:
are u sure she is possessed by the holy spirit?

hope i will not waste my time waiting for evil spirit that will plague our marriage?

You yourself, are you possessed by Holy Spirit?

Are you convinced that white garment church She attends Is good enough? Can you cope with that

Ok

proxillin:
Please please...this is very serious to me...I need serious minded and experienced people here.

I have been dating this babe for few months now.

She never indicated any sign of abstinent from sex. We do erotic chat now and then. She even told me how she had sex with her ex. Although she said she never wanted to, but her ex started giving her attitudes, infact he wanted to breakup, thats why she gave in and had se.x with him (disvirgined).

So fast forward last week, she agreed to come visit me at my town (yeah long distance relationship). So she told me she wouldnt want to have se.x with me when she comes. Ofcourse she is the definition of a decent woman i would love to marry, therefore, se.x is not an issue for me.

But out of curiousity, I asked why she does not want se.x with me. Its not because she is a virgin because she had se.x with her ex. She then told me its a spiritual issue.

She belongs in a white garment church (cele stuff). She enter spirit realm and see vision. Therefore, they told her not to have sex until she get married. When she mistakenly had sex with her sex, she fell sick for months, that it was cele people who came to do deliverance for her before she could walk again. They warned her she is holy spirit vesel, no man must have se.x with her until she get married.

In all our discussions, she said we can only romance, infact i can suck her bouubs, but i must not penetrate her. Then I told her my mind, thats the confusing part. If she was truely afflicted by holy spirit, how come holy spirit allows fingering and sucking of boooobs. She got angry and threathened to call it quit.

Because she has relationship with my mom, i confided in mom. Mama told me she is not seeing vision throught holy spirit, its cele-white garment work. That has nothing to do with holy spirit..thats cele witch craft work or marine girls things (omo omi).

I got confused the more.

Questions in my mind are:
1. I can confirm she see vision, but is it from holy spirit?
2. Am I sure the whole shiiiit will not happen to her when we get married and we have se.x
3. Whoever is using her in spiritual relm will not harm me for taking their vessel away from them.
4. Is she playing upon my intelligence?

If you want to get married to her then abstain and wait

Saintinoo:
I have told him to make himself available in any lab so they can inject him with the blood of a HIV infected person then we will believe him.

Till then he should go and rest

ufotty2001:
I just met a beautiful girl 2weeks ago.. my intention is to have sex with her. I have never promise her marriage but to my greatest surprised the girl is going too far. She had already assumed that our relationship will lead to marriage. Last time she went to our family house without informing me. She is already telling me that we should settle down together. Anytime she tells me about marriage I always tell her that we need to know each other first.. what will I do?

Jump into river

Peaceyw:
" School na scam" I always hear that sentence but I never understood the profoundities it carried within it. It came as a shocker to me when I realized that I was wasting my time focusing on my education. I will read hard and study hard to pass my exams but at the end of the day, I wouldn't make it into the top 15. Others that don't even attend lectures or even come for the exams will be way ahead of me that put effort into passing the so called exams. They just need to pay the people to go and write The exams for them, bribe lecturers and they are done. All they need to do is wait for result.
My advice to people getting admission in any Nigerian higher institution is to make money and just bribe all the lecturers and collect certificate and fûçk off. Don't waste your time like me. If you get into a university outside Nigeria, good for you. At least your efforts would not go to waste.
In school this days in Nigeria, all academic and non academic staff are just out for your money. I paid school fees and I wanted to stamp it, I had to buy 500 card for the bursar. Mine Is even better, my friend told me he paid 5000 naira. I went to HOD office to submit my file, she collected money from everyone. Without paying her, she would not answer you for a job she is receiving salary for.
An exam was coming up, a very hard course, I studied for hours so as not to get carry over, that same morning before the exams, some girls already saw the question and solved everything. It was later confirmed that the lecturer gave it to the.. Good riddance, that lecturer is now on probation for threatening a girl with carryover if she didn't sleep with him. Bastard man.
School na confirm scam, young men should focus on making money instead.




P.S: That I gave an advice doesn't mean you should follow it. Do what rocks your boat.

Thanks.

School na scam but they should bribe and collect certificate. You be dodoyo op

Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in, we have done our introduction, what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding.

But this girl started showing some nasty attitude. There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave.

As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water. Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound. Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom.

To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower. She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour, I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain. I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around. She said in her house, she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them. She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water, she can never do it.

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?

It’s just a sign you either chose to live with it or let it go
E simple

Also why can’t you buy what you want to cook or go to the market together
It’s simple like that

EMILO2STAY:
the Georgia guard stones are facts and no conspiracy, 5g throws out radiation capable of weakning your immune system fact.
world depopulation agenda is a fact. bill gates in a climate change conference ones states that if a good job is done on vaccines that they can reduce world population to a significant degree, this is no conspiracy the video is on you tube.

the problem with people like you is that you don't reason and think. it's as if thinking critically is a heavy thing for you. and I can get bet right now that you know the latest transfer window and the score of the last champions league matches . these are the things shallow minded people like you fill you head with instead useful information.

Lol this guy just confirmed my assertions,
These are narcissistic behaviors, I hate people like you with passion, like you guys are disgusting and very irritating.
You believe the world revolve around you because you found something on the internet is which someone like you posted to gain popularity in which you are also posting to get popularity, well there you have it.

E say it’s on YouTube. Credit the speech to him, he said no. You just digest anything you see on YouTube because a white an put it there, he’s thinking for you and you think you are a critical thinker. Lol critical thinker don’t go on YouTube dawg, they carry out experiments not comparing history.

Well I dont have champions league results on my phone, I watch it and see them play and smile. These are things I can wrap my hands about not your damnn narcissistic behavior thinking gates said vaccines will reduce population.

Get a life Gee, this won’t take you far. You are just going through a phase sha.

EMILO2STAY:
Google the Georgia guide stones read what is written there and tell me how that is profit to them. you still be learner.

You my friend Confirmed my suspicion as a god of conspiracy theory, I’m sure you are part of the anti vaxxers, anti 5G.
They want to reduce Africa but do so with a drug, why can’t they just release a virus that kills within hours?
Too much movie
You my friend are impossible

EMILO2STAY:
I don't need to credit it to any body it's an open secret. when I say resources I don't mean the one on Africa I mean the goods we consume are mostly made by the whites but we contribute little to that. example almost every thing we use in Nigeria is imported not even the crude oil we have is refined in Nigeria.

Isn’t that profit to them?
Your argument holds no water
I put it to you that everything you typed is mere fallacy and have no facts.
It’s based on conspiracy and brainwashing.
You are part of the hiv denialist
Continue

passcord31:
Oshey

Update is when she leaves the place,
She’s hiding something
Forget feelings now and deal with it

EMILO2STAY:
they call Africans useless eaters who consume the world resources and populate the world while contributing little or nothing to the world.

Credit this your quote to someone please? If not I’m not taking you serious

How many resources are in Africa that we are consuming lol

passcord31:
This threat isn't for red pillers. While the movement is good, some of it's statues are unrealistic.

Going to the point.

I am in a 3 month old relationship with a very beautiful woman, she's a kind hearted nice person and she loves me to the best of my knowledge.

She's with her family for the yuletide and since she got there she has been acting Strange, she barely calls, barely texts and when I do she more often than not would not pick, she later returns with logical explanations (understandably)

The issue here is knowing what I know about nigerian women (no offense to women reading ) I feel there's more.

We had a spat earlier today where she consistently ignored my calls and even kept cutting off my calls, she later said her dad was making a call with her phone. She's a very transparent person as far as I know but I didn't buy that one.

I need advice, am I over thinking this? Logical responses only please, no one knows it all.

There’s more to it then baba
Use your head well

EMILO2STAY:
it is the white man lie to Africa to use as an excuse to kill of as many Africans with ARV. that is why it is distributed freely.

White man is killing African and how’s that to benefit a white man? You people will just wake up enter conspiracy theory, root yourself in it and brainwash yourself.
Why don’t you inject yourself too?

Easylion3569:
Hello Nairalanders, please lalasticlala, help me to direct them to my formal thread. Thanks..

nairalanders was the reason i did not abort the pregnancy, but what i did is even killing me more.. I'm still a young man of about 25yrs, please what ever advice you still have for me, say it..

so, to avoid the shame of allowing my friends, mum, dad and my siblings to find out i have gotten a girl pregnant, i had to take her with me to where i'm schooling, i'm in HND 2.. Without her people or friends knowing, and they have been looking for her..

we have been suffering, because the money they always send for me is not enough, i have suffered alot since october till now, i just finish my hnd final exam, and my people are expecting me to come home for xmanx, but i cant leave her alone there, and right now we are starving.

i don't kno what else to do, right now, we are both planing to take poison and die together, its tool late to tell my people.

if you dont hear from me again, drop your RIP..

lalasticlala

Mehn I don’t know what will make you not abort the pregnancy.
Rip

toyini1234:
Dear Tobi,
Happy Christmas and happy new year advance .
Tobi, what did I even want to tell you?
Sorry for calling your name , I remembered you don't like it.
As I was entering this year , I wanted to try put new things; which I did.
It's not as if I want to drag us back to the past , but I want you know that you are like milestone to me.
I had many firsts with you (and hopefully some lasts). With you I've done things I thought I could never do.
As you celebrate your Christmas , I want to thank you for what you've done for me this year. I can't forget you in a while.
Merry Christmas once again.

Ok so what should we do bayii bro?

SultanOfPuna:
She is not actually my babe but a friend with benefits. She visted my place before she went to her home for christmas, we dey flex wella i take her out she no dey smoke but she dey cough thick loud cough. She fit dey laugh next thing she go cough come run go bathroom.
She do am last night i still dey awake dey browse she dey sleep come cough loud cough run go bathroom.
She come comot go bed, i no too reason am. Until piss come catch me i enter bathroom.

Lo and behold wetin i see for my sink i no fit explain.
This is what she coughed out black disgusting stuff . Doctors abeg wetin be this

Oya it’s just ph atmospheric soot
You don buy market

KingDash:
this ya babe na scrab, just find the nearest river dispose her body.

Which kind wahala be this na hahahahhaa

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

My sis ain't doing NYSC, Immediate after graduating she is travelling out of this country.
Also my dad is thinking of sending me to another country if I want to study medicine.

I may rent abroad but certainly not in 9ja.

Lol Dey whine yourself

As much as you want to enjoy
But this is wrong
You Dey use your own disturb others