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SeaTrade:
So there's this girl I've been talking to for a while.
She just fresh sha but nothing too spectacular.
So I was just out to play and move.
So today I was bored and had nothing much to do,I launch my WhatsApp, checked status and saw her at a hangout.Called her to know if it was okay if I joined ?she said yes.
Went there only to find out this clown was on a date and yet had the audacity to invite another guy on her date.
So I sat with them while I hadn't fully gotten a hang of what was going on.
Omo she somehow manipulated this guy to clear from the table after introducing us.wtf?So awkward mehn.
I asked severally who the guy was and she say na her friend but the aura no look like friend something because while me and her dey gist I dey observe the guy and his look wasn't very pleasant.
Omo I gats discharge myself from that place as early as I could and left them there and March.
No be me she go use for any sinister nonsense.
Ladies,that's a trashy behaviour that ya'll should stop.
Don't disrespect men in this manner all because of food chain disparities.
Rubbish!

If she say make you no come now
You go still Dey cry

Clinghton:
Girls are cheap, do you know that HIV/AIDS is free, it's an added bonus to the fact you're lusting after every girl and calling them cheap.

Do you know one fun fact that having hiv isn’t a death sentence? Grow up bros
Use another style to scare them not hiv

Tejumola856:
I met this girl with her friend on their convocation day. they stood at one place but I noticed they don’t have phone to snap pictures or maybe their phones camera is not okay, so I decided to be nice to them by borrow them my iPhone. She was so happy and begged me if I could snap them which I obliged. After taken the pictures she asked for my WhatsApp number and told me to send their pictures to her on WhatsApp, I sent everything to her, we started chatting on WhatsApp when I got to hostel.

Guess what? I invited her to my hostel today and I f@ck hell out of her
I gave her 1k for the bike when she wanted to go, she asked me WHAT ARE WE NOW and I said friend, she was surprised but I explained to her that we can’t be in a relationship because she has graduated she will soon be going for NYSC but I’m an undergraduate, but I told her she can be my school mother.

I’m really afraid of getting married. Girls are so cheap! SMH

Modified::: once again, girls are cheap.

Why you Dey lie like this Oga

Why not keep asking your mum what she’s doing to make her hate you gf?
Is it her mode of dressing, there’s something that’s triggering the matter na bro.
So figure out why
I even thought you’d have figured it out by now

And don’t make her go to your mum’s place again
Are you even ready for marriage
Cause why will your mum be telling you, you are in no position to ask her, are you a baby?

And once you say you are homophobic they tell you you are all sort of things, like it’s a crime to be homophobic

Saicrumam:
Greetings to all. Pls my command of grammar is average. ( I don dey regret why I de jump window and not taking my English langua serious back in secondary school)

Honestly I tried not too bring this here to bother u guys about my problem. But I think I have never been so confused.

On the 21st of November last year I was in Lagos to learn a vocational skill. This training was to last only four months. Though it isn't my first time in Lagos, I decided I didn't want my relatives who live in Lagos to know about my short stay.

I reached out to an old friend who accepted to squat me. When I got to Lagos I was in huge shock. Ma guy no get house. He owns a Car wash and in the night sleeps under a canopy beside. He said he got problems with his Landlord over rent increasment and got evicted. I was disappointed and asked him why he agreed to squat me, though he got no house.

He said he wanted me to be around ( we were friends back from the streets in Port Harcourt,)
Me self na street man before. As long as I have a place to drop my bag and have my bath, no qualms.
Because of the homeless situation, I immediately kick started my vocational learning. Later I came to learn that truly ma guy got into fight with his Landlord, it was a bloody fight, ma guy, the landlord and two of his sons did justice to their body with machete cuts, hence the reason to be evicted.

Whenever I finish the days learning, I do come back and hang around in the Car wash area gisting with ma guy or his workers. Sometimes I go to a bar nearby to pass the time there.

Then I began to notice this girl . She is an Ikeja Electric staff or something, but she combines it with POS service. Her kiosk is few meters from the Car Wash. This girl had tried over and over to have a conversation with me, and I stylishly dodge her over and again

One day,a man approached me, inquiring where I live. This man sells women clothes beside the said girl. I kept quiet. The man said he heard I sleep under the canopy together with my friend and says he likes my conduct and wants to know me. He says he could suggest a place for me stay. I didn't give him an answer and I left.

After some days the girl came and asked for my number claiming the guy beside her asked for it. I bluntly tell her to tell d guy I want to be left alone. That was it. This girl started forcing greetings on me. I was unchanged, until ma guy reason me to be easy on the girl, that she is a nice person.

I honestly don't know how the casual friendship with this girl ballooned into something I never imagined earlier.
After numerous invitation to her house which I declined, I finally oblige to one. It was my greatest undoing and we made love and I slept off at her house till the next day

Boom that was it. Everyday when coming to work she will bring food and ma guy will accept it and eat lying to her that he had sent someone to give it to me at my Oga's place. He will tell me when I am back and I will play along. I know judging from her appearance and body that she is older than me. I asked her age one day and she told me, the age she claim is about one year ahead of mine but I don't believe her. I think she is more older.

This girl has never asked anything from me rather than my company. And seriously, I haven't given her a Kobo talk more of a gift. I never fail to remind her I am engaged to a girl who is pregnant for me. Though it is a lie as I am not engaged to anybody, and no one is pregnant for me. I said it just to make her understand I am not available for relationship.

I went to her house together with my guy on Christmas day after much persuasion, I slept over and we made love. That night the girl confessed love to me that she can't do without me, she can't get me out of her mind bla bla bla.

I couldn't believe the level and energy this girl applied after that night. She will not go to her house without having long hours discussion with me. Immediately she sights me she will not concentrate and will like to be glued to me.

Last week Thursday I took permission from ma boss to travel as I planned to spend the first week of the year in my place in Warri. This girl followed me all the way to park pleading I return and not leave her. I was like what have I got my hands into. I wish you guys could understand the embarrassment.

This girl even went ahead to ask my guy about my person and everything, I mean every info she could source from him, and my guy was daft enough to even tell her where I live in Warri. Can u imagine? ( My guy frequently visited me before in Warri, then he hadn't owned a Car Wash)

By 7pm or so yesterday, while I was in the viewing center she called to share what she called a surprising news to me. She said she is in Warri and wants to meet me. I thought it was a joke so I told her I am watching football match I will call later. She called again and I busied the call, she called again so I switched my phone to offline mode.

After the match aroun 8:46 pm or so, I switched my phone back to online mode and immediately got a call from my former landlady, she said my girlfriend came from Lagos and was asking my whereabout. When my former landlady told her I no longer reside in the said area, she asked of my new location.

I called this girl enquiring what sort game is she up to. She said she missed me and wanted to visit me to know about me more and to visit Warri as she have never been here before. I asked her how she knew my former residence and she told me ma guy told her. I told her I am with my babymama and not ready to meet her. This girl had the effonttery to tell me my guy told her I was just lying to scare her away and she knew I have got no other girlfriend or babymama.
I was mad. I called my guy para for am, if not for the help he renderd to me in Lagos, I for swear for him papa and mama join.

I immediately call my former landlady and told her not to give her the said information. Few minutes after, I received another call from my old neighbor. He said the girl was pleading to meet me that she have got nowhere to stay for the night. I told the young man to tell her I am out of town. I was angry and I switched off my phone.

This morning my former landlady came herself to my house as my phones were still off. She is shouting on me to come and take my girlfriend out of her compound. She said the girl bought sniper and it took the whole compound a good amount of time from discouraging her not to drink and die in her house. She said when they tried dragging the girl out of her compound she was resisting and used a broken glass to cut herself, and they hard to calm her down and fetch a nurse to treat the big cut she inflicted on herself.


Despite pleading with my former landlady, and telling her my own side of the story, she is adamant that it is either I come to fetch the girl out of her compound or she will bring her to my house herself. I even learnt that she slept at the landlady's varendah till this morning

I am seriously confused. I have picked a few things and left for one of my guy's place in Outskirts of town.

I have nothing against this girl but the way she is going about this is a huge turn off. I have only been in one relationship all my life, though the said girl is late for years now, I still don't want to go into relationship, not now or even in the near future

Pls Nairalanders how do I handle this girl and this situation

This is super story

DominionGreat:
I will be brief and precise as possible.


So there is this girl I want to marry. Though we met not too long and from all our conversations she seem to be the one for me..
I traveled for Christmas to my state and she happens to be living there.. she came to visit me and as I was about seeing her off I requested for a hug which later resulted in deep kissing and small caressing which she begged me to stop and I did and after seeing her off she doesn't take my calls, nor reply my messages.. I have been apologizing she won't even say a word to me.. Truth is she is very angry cos she said she is a virgin and doesn't want any of that till marriage.


Now I am confused. Pls what do I do?
Please I need any advice I can get cos I truly love this lady and I have been restless ever since..

Thank you

Lala pls do the needful biko

You know she doesn’t want any of that cms you went ahead..

Just relax they always come around.

Polynek:
I cum very fast during sex.
Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs?
Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?

You be small boy I guess
I guess you are doing raw
Next time try using cd
Release the also, sex goes beyond cumming na Oga, if you release early no mean say that’s the end of the sex, clean up and don’t make the thing go down
Don’t worry with time you go sabi as e Dey go
You also need experience babe to be good

Ok

Agricmoney:
Helping someone this days is becoming funny and making the real one in need look fake.



Anyway, Agriculture is life.

Get sense

Hmm nothing defeat barbing, flexible and you can set up anywhere

Funflipper:
You are lucky you even get 15k back.

I thank my stars man

starrboyniels:
LASHPOLOGY

You gerit

henrygold100:
tecno smart abi infinix smart

I think infinix

BigDick70inch:
Oga say what u know only.......

Anybody cud be tech expert nowadays.......in those with studied irrelevant courses cud be........

Can u pls tell us exactly what part of medical aspect u studied and isn’t paving way for u??

I’m a physiotherapist and it’s not paying me for now hopefully soon

saxby:
for 30k, well if he ups his budget he can get better device that will serve.

Exactly and he went for second hand

Smart series

mmadu5:
I just fingered her and I noticed something popped and blood was rushing out hmmm never knew she was a virgin . Can I undo this ? Lord help me

Wtff is this
Na 15years old you Dey finger ni?
Which kind thing be this man

BigDick70inch:
See........I take God beg u Oooo.....

Drop anything engineering or computer science.....and opt for anything medical......

Nigeria university will.....only frustrate your live with calculations........with no or lil practicals......

Most of my friends dat.......settled for computer science,engineering and law in school ain’t doing any better at the moment....,.

Your friends don’t know what they are doing then, cause no tech guy should be wondering about now, people who don’t have tech background sef are doing well.

Me we graduate medical course sef I deyy try enter tech,
Medical course can only ease your way out of this country. It’s a messs here
Infact everything is a messs here

Op listen to yourself
Why exclude Lagos? Lagos na south East, I don’t understand what you stand to gain from this. All these houses you showed now, shey you know in the next 80/100 years they’ll be just like those born roofs, stale and out of vogue.

Oh my
Na igbo people I Dey see so na
Abi

Why this actresses Dey get always get rare conditions like this

monerozi5590:
I meant Psychiatrist Hospital

Ok

monerozi5590:
Please don't take this advice. Run from anything hospital and drugs. Just stay calm, it will past.

Lol jehovah witness member spotted, stay away from hospital na him make one pastor die with gangrene for him foot last month for here! He was staying calm too and using nurse to wash diabetic wound.

Op if you love yourself please never take the advice of someone who says you should run away from hospital.

I rest my case

Kingpin1000:
Mine was 50k, I was in school then, she paid 30k and asking her for the balance started bringing issues because I was lashing her. One day I went to her room and asked if she had credit so I can make a call. Na so I carry the babe phone go my house. After hours she came to my house and I told her that I will sell her phone in a week's time if she fails to pay up the 20k balance. The next day she paid up and was very angry with me telling me she borrowed the money. I just gave her phone and collected my money after 2-3 weeks I went to her house by 11pm to say sorry for my actions (but the main aim was to lash her) the apology reach 1am so I had to pass the night in her room, you can guess what happened that night. Today we are still friends.
She even called sometime ago to lend her 300k I told her that am already on a 700k debt.

Lol no time oo
We learn lessons

Nice job for the lash/ apology

saxby:
and who told you that TECNO phones do hang?

I honestly don’t know
I’ve never own one
But basically what he wants is a 4gb phone that won’t hang later on

Evangelist ADEBAYO Funmilayo
Weyrey ni woman yi