₦airaland Forum

kiddoiLL:
at this point its clear she has a vendetta against him

A woman scorned!

nextprince:
You mean he is still alive despite all the prayers by liepods? Which God have they been praying to?

Wicked somborri! No come kill me with lafta!

Dandsome:
Okay. I don't know what to believe in the country any more... The news earlier said he arrived around 4am. Now to the best of my knowledge, 4am in Nigeria is not as bright as this.

Abi kaduna get him own different time zone from other parts of the country?

Media should be sure before they tell us anything.


Meanwhile, I want to see PMB make use of his left hand.... Don't ask me why, just look at all his recent pictures in London, his left hand is always aided.

Check his descent from d plane.

IYANGBALI:
i don help you pack dem go inside lagoon

Tanx for d offer, it wont be needed. Eshe!

With all d evidences against past fallen so-called men of God, some gullible masses are still believing in d pastor?!

Patience is a virtue. The truth will soon be common knowledge!

Most pple dont know when d game is up!



I became suspicious when he backtracked on never meeting her, to accepting he met her once n she thereafter travelled to some of his crusades around d world, supposedly on her on steam!

For real? I gat family there.

dre11:
Those ladies go run


What would have made a mother of three run away will make someone who haven't had any baby run joor

Being a mother doesnt really decide d size. Usage does! She was divorced n possibly abstained from sex, b4 d present marriage. The puna, most likely closed up! And, with pre-intimacy, time and regular sex, she should cope! Though, some ladies, just dont have d capacity to receive giant sized, and some cant get enough of it!

Alphasoar:
My brother your grandfather is a Nigerian and by that, he has a land or farming area.
Carry your cutlass and hoes, go and farm! Shikena¿¿¿¿¿

Na wa for ur ignorance o! How are u certain I dont already run a farm?

Just jumping feet first up n down! Chill, unlike u, i'm not thinking of myself, but those that dont have access to land for farming nor enough education to get a well paid job, so they can afford as many tubers at wareva price!

Alphasoar:
If it becomes 'gold' then lets MINE it and get more gold!

What other staple food will d masses now have? When a tuber of yam becomes 7.5k($15)?!

Alphasoar:
How much garri have we been exporting and still lacking it across the nation?

Seems u dont realise garri became 'gold', when Obj encouraged cassava/starch exports to China!

Yam about to go d way of garri!

Naijasinglegirl:
'NaijaSingleGirl', a reputable lady as the title describes is a single Nigerian girl. Physically, NSG is not your average big booty, big breasted, fleeked eyebrows, contoured nose 'pepperdem' female, but she has all that spiritually in addition to having a beautiful heart.
NSG has been single for quite sometime, and is tired of being her own Valentine year after year. NSG is consciously making effort to change the status quo this year by fire by fire.

On that note, NSG is recruiting the services of a man to be her Valentine date this year. A man she can wear red for, have a candle light dinner with, hold hands, laugh and shame 'ayters' who swore she will always be single.

Job Title: Naijasinglegirl's Valentine Date 2017
Job Type: One day part time but contract can be extended God willingly.
Salary: God will provide
Location: Lagos


Minimum Qualifications .
Must be working with a comfortable income. NSG, though down-to-earth refuses to eat Valentine rice without meat.
Must be responsible. No untidy afro, bushy beards, Wizkid trousers, 'fam & innit' manner of speaking or YOLO lifestyle. .
Must be at least 29 years old.
Must not have a wife somewhere, or a wife has him.

COMPETENCIES
A gentleman
5'ft 10 at least.
God fearing.
A conversation starter. .
A minimum of two years experience in a previous relationship.


DESIRED QUALITIES
- Candidate must not be called Linus, Sunday, Theo, Donatus, Silas, Okon, Monday, Musa, Emeka, Ogidiga, or Oghene.
- Must not chew food like a screenmuncher.
- Must not be an old skool man.
- Must not be a mummy's boy.
- Can be Yoruba, but not demon.
- Gigolos, bodycount collectors, and serial heartbreakers will be rebuked, shot, cast and destroyed.
.
HOW TO APPLY
Interested candidates should mail naijasinglegirl (at) gmail dot com

APPLICATION DEADLINE
11th February 2017

PS: Do not apply to satisfy your curiosity.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/nsg-recruiting-services-man/

No pinsure ni?

LoJ:
I know the organisation you are refering to. No, I am not a member of that organisation. Of course there is nothing wrong with being a member.

If you want to follow a "higher path", do not look for comfort and confidence in the way people treat you or look at you. Find your sthrength within yourselve, as all you need is already within you.

Greetings.

Which other uses 'greetings', I tot it was unique to them?

LoJ:
Hello ashjay001,

which fellowship did you attend? What were your purposes?

Centrum lodge.
Hoping on becoming a member.

Ur use of 'greetings', makes me think u're a member?

LoJ:
Don't mention.

It is possible to make spiritual progress without any formal assistance, but such progress shall be limited to the basics (character, intend, strength and a few abilities). At some point arises the need for a guide, a helper, a form of (human) teacher, who muss not of necessity be a guru.

When we are ready to go beyond common boundaries, life places around us, effortlessly, such (a) teacher(s). In this the saying is true: "When the student is ready, the teacher comes".

I am not however such a person. But hopefully there shall be, or there is already, one or many of this kind around you.

Greetings.

Greetings

I attended a fellowship(1st time), and didnt feel welcome. Is that normal? Almost, seem d members I approached where moving me on.

Kevinsmith367:
The world's heaviest woman who weighs over 500kg with a girth of five feet flew into Mumbai for medical treatment read more see pictures
http://kmaxenews..com.ng/2017/02/world-heaviest-woman-lands-in-mumbai.html?m=1

Keep it up

ZUBY77:
No. Don't let them fool you. There is clearly trouble.

We shall wait n see

IamaNigerianGuy:
I was already born when Bubu came to power in 1984 and let me tell you this: he failed then just as he is failing now. Go online and look up the reasons for his overthrow.

The man aint got it bro!
He's too slow!! He's too dull!!! He's too old!!!! He's too sick.

Nigeria deserves better than this. Much, much, better...

And I apologise for the degrading words. I mistook you for one of those paid hacks on NL

I read u as intelligent! So, i'm surprised u dont get what he's tried to do n he's still trying to do!

Make Naija independent! Make us produce our own food, equipments, machinery, health-care etc, without having to resort to importation!

Nothing stops him from continuing d tradition of buying d NASS over to his side, he didnt! Instead, he antagonised them into trying to do their job/s!

He could maintain d status quo with d judiciary, and get them to do his bidding! Instead, he disgraced them and practically forced them to be on d lookout for his errors, so they can in-turn disgrace him!

Someone attempting to take d country down, wouldnt make enemies of institutions who could get him impeached or thrown-out of office! If u cant see, he is trying to make democracy work, then enjoy ur delusions!

He is making it difficult for incoming arms of govt to continue in cahoots! Separation of powers is actually being activated!

Its actually unfortunate, he's old n sick n slow!

IamaNigerianGuy:
Are you a paid spit-licker ? did you bother to read this article. You are implying that there is progress ? What about Mani who pointed out the correct path at the onset, has he been re-engaged? For the duration of the arrangement a huge security hole existed around the president. We can never take that back.

Nigeria does not have time for the luxury of "slow n steadily" as you put it.

If the Bubu does not know the correct configuration for his own personal guard, how can he protect the country? No wonder Boko haram militants from Kenya, Niger Delta pipeline bombers from Greece and Sudanese terrorist herdsmen and kidnappers from Malaysia are wrecking havoc in Nigeria.

Slow and steady indeed.

So quick to engage! He his merely human, and as at d time PMB came into power, d DSS was compromised! What he did was pure self preservation! I expect that of everyman!

But, he is man enough to change his mind! Unlike u, who prays daily for him to fail or feck up, hoping he proves u right, that he is as ineffectual as his predecessor!


Enjoy ur hating, I aint gat no time. He continues to impress! He has been in govt since before I was born(30yrs+), and u'll haterz cant make any indiscretion stick! Says a whole lot abt ur intellectual capabilities!

Getting it right, slow n steadly.

BEENUEL:
very confuse right now

But baba celebrated 16th wedding Anniversary with his boo? So what's the 30th child birthday about.....maybe adopted sha

His 1st wife died and he then married pretty Jumobi Adegbesan of AIT kaakaaki, 15yrs ago! I was crushing on her then, so cant forget nor forgive him!

Anticorruption:
which Lagos

The same Lagos that voted Fashola as governor and GEj as President?

or is it because tinubu helped foist the current dollard so that he wud die and his boy osinbajo wud take over

#thundarfirezombies

Laff wan kill me!

Believe what u will! Just so u know too, same Tinubu foisted d buffoon and wasnt scared to admit his failure and withdraw his support when he realised d depth of his buffoonry! Something, wailers are yet to come to terms with!

#nobrainwailers

Anticorruption:
nice one, hope the turn gets better


Uyo loading ibom plaza

#thunderfayazombies
#letstakebackourcountry


and for those of you calling these peeps jobless, the richest peeps in Nigeria dont run to the office by 8am for peanuts at month end,

lalasticlala

I hope u realise, Lagos is zombie headquarters? Yet, they're taking d lead in questioning d govt, whereas, wailers are yet to remove their heads from d ass of d IB, two years after he lost to a 3time election loser!

#nobrainwailers

luminouz:
Are u ready to die?

Unfortunately,
I get two kids,
Mama dey for hauz
Papa dey for hauz
I wan build hauz

So, what do u do, after u've had kids that must be fed, clothed and educated! How do u live a happy-go-lucky life in this country of ours under paid employment?!

ionsman:
Mummy well done for this. People would have died and properties destroyed which would have given the FG a lot of reasons to lock 2baba up till infinito.

A locked up 2face, will get more results than a locked up Kanu!

Getting locked up, is d key to leading a revolution! U need be ready to die for d cause!

daramolaj1:
Found this beautiful Samoyed breed Dog this evening in maitama, abuja .Gave him a very good bath and good food. strolled round the whole are to see if the owner can be notified / identified but all to no avail. kindly notify anyone whos samoyed is missing around maitama to come pick it up. The dog is really fun to be with sha, but no be my own.you can see the dog sleeping deep after heavy meal....the owner can reach me on 08030979856. Kindly help share until it gets to the owner. i pray this make frontline sha...will really appreciate it oh lalastica

Thank you

I no sure say, change don reach ur side?! U qualify am stray, but I sure say na abandoned!
Goodluck breeding

eyeview:
I think it's a wrong postulation from you to state that the nation was already headed into recession before Buhari took charge. How can a nation whose economic indices were on a progressive growth during Gej be headed for recession. It grew to the point that it became the third fastest growing economy in the whole world.
Let's stop falling for the cheap propaganda APC and Buhari wants us to believe.
The truth is that every thing needed to reverse the economy of any thriving nation was experimented by Buhari on assumption of power. Some of these reverse gear policies and actions included:
1, Spending over 7 months to set up a ministerial team to drive the economy
2, Putting square pegs in round holes in the ministerial slots. None of the ministers were appointed in their areas of competence, this will lead to further loss of time to understand their sector and ofcourse, being novice in their sectors, they were at the mercy of the perm secs and DGs who were doing their 'deals" under the ministers' nose. A typical example was the budget padding.
3, Going to the international scene to label your country as criminals with only you as the saint will certainly scare away investors.
4, Outrighting banning of Forex to users and parallel markets automatically caused scarcity of forex which in turn caused the free fall of the naira against major currencies. That effect is responsible for 80 percent of the rising cost of goods and services today.
5, The division of the country on tribal lines with his unguarded comments. Since you and I agree that oil is still our sole source of income, there is a reason why previous govts treat the Niger delta, the goose that lays the golden egg with caution. You don't go to the foreign media to announce that the region that produce the wealth can not receive dividends of your govt because they voted their son and not you. In other words, you will take their wealth and develop your region and ignore them. The resultant effect was the bombing of pipelines which saw to the great decline of national income.
6, The sacrificing of merit on the altar of tribal bigotry. There are key offices and appointments you don't make based on tribal or any form of sentiment. Such offices are key but Buhari on assumption brought to fore his tribal bigotry. People who could have handled some key sectors were overlooked for 'brothers from the North's who had no experience in running dynamic systems like ours.

The list is endless. Buhari is purely responsible for the mess he has plunged this nation into.

He claims there was no money when he took over.
Obj received paltry USD 3bn from abdulsalaam yet we had no recession. He receives USD 30bn from Gej and he plunges the nation into recession.

He claims oil price fell at his tenure. Oil has been selling at an average of USD 55 per barrel. It sold for about USD 26 to USD 30 in yaradua and Gej respectively, yet we didn't enter recession.

At what point will it be clear to the likes of you that Buhari is solely responsible for our predicament

The mere fact, that d last admin was owing everybody, from staff, to states to contractors, with no end in sight, tells d whole story of where d country was headed to!

Pls, keep it real!

dokiOloye:
d addict has a choice.
D defrauded is never given a choice.

The defrauded was greedy n gullible! The addict was just supposed to get high for while, not expecting it to overtake his life!

dokiOloye:
Since it's card fraud,d award goes to d west side.
The ppl that started d almighty Oluwole.
I no call anybody name oo.
Proudly IPOB,at least I no force anybody to buy my hard drugs.

Well, d defrauded, can always make more cash. But, d addict dies or lives a low quality life!

MizOmalicha:
Again mama's my boy is 5months n no teeth yet o! But my sister's child who was born a day after my boy started growing her teeth by 4months. Should i be worried and what can I do

Try relax. My boy was almost a year, no teeth! I had to insist on a medical check-up. Nothing was medically wrong. Two weeks to his bday, two came out, now at 4yrs, u need to see d handsome young man, with his teethful smile!

The youngman in red.

NIGHTMAREOO7:
I understand how DAT dude feel.
Many months ago i wrote something exactly like this abt yoruba ladies and their behavior Exactly what d op said here...but they all came after.
Abusing me..
In fact that moniker was banned I had to deactivate it,
YORUBA PARENTS SHOULD DO SOMETIN ABT THIS ITS VERY BAD..

You can say not all of them are like DAT.. But most of them are.

NIGHTMAREOO7:
I understand how DAT dude feel.
Many months ago i wrote something exactly like this abt yoruba ladies and their behavior Exactly what d op said here...but they all came after.
Abusing me..
In fact that moniker was banned I had to deactivate it,
YORUBA PARENTS SHOULD DO SOMETIN ABT THIS ITS VERY BAD..

You can say not all of them are like DAT.. But most of them are.

Well, i'm a yoruba man, married to a SS, and I can tell u, from personal experience, d same sh** holds true for d other side too!


I've come to realise, as long as u married an egoistic babe, whatever tribe she is, u're in for it!

My friends who married from d same tribe, yoruba or igbo, aint having it any easier!


Just be objective, its aint just a yoruba thing!