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frenchwine:
I know where it's rising from buh I can't relate to where it's rising to . I have been saying it on all electricity threads, Niger state has 3 hydroelectric dams yet the major towns do not have up to 3hours of electricity.
I can speak categorically for Bida and Minna , sometimes we don't get power for days.
Where is this power generation rising to, biko?

Seems they are evacuating d megawatts to major towns, that can pay exorbitant sums for electricity. Same stuff is being experienced in lokoja.

innovestor:
Bros, thanks but u need to upgrade your decision o. Marriage is sweet. The challenges in it even make it sweeter. You no go understand till you marry.

That ur prob, is a constant. Won all my bets with my frnds. During courtship, u can't seem to get enough, but afta d wedding n one or 2 kids, story that touch go start!?


Some are actually lucky to marry a 'machine', but quite uncommon.

Just get d helpmate, if u can afford it, it can be very expensive o!

Though, if she finds out, na another brouhaha be dat! Pussy u no drop, helpmate u no want?! How for do?

Padreo:
bro am well known in my department and NO I don't belong.. make I no show fear...how I go do am?

No show fear ke? God help u, if himsef dey NL dey read all ds ur lowdown! Just chill n play it by d ear. Avoid solitary places for a long time n possibly report at d nearest policestation. Police chop money don show be dat.

sheriffman:
Never trust airtel data. They said I consumed 6gb data in 72 hours without downloading.

For real broda?! Just for twitting? Lol

Reyginus:
To be sincere with you, there's nothing difficult about any of the questions.

The problem of the atheist is not the question or answers but the fact that a person believes in something that cannot really be proved to another person.

Do we say a computer genius or an AI programmer cannot be a good AI programmer because he created an AI robot that developed the uncanny ability to hurt humans?

No. We can't and shouldn't. That was his goal. That is, to create a software that can do whatever it wants to do. Is anything wrong with that?

Weldone.


Freewill!

VolTOxic:
Probably an action of the sub-conscious mind.
Intense concentration. They are not kneeling to him.

Exactly, doesn't look like dey were kneeing to/for him sef! Looks suspiciously like d typical african mumu besides dem as a kind of hold over dem.

Thank God it didn't happen in naija, some pple would av finished some pple! Ordinary curtsy sef, dey almost came to blows, talkless of d whole shebang! Na 2nd civil war be dat!

yanshDoctor:
Lagos is what it is today because of the one Nigeria and emergence of deferent ethic group that flood Lagos. this has opened of the economic heavy weight of Lagos and why many companies choose it for it headquarters.

let me tell you something, from the day this so called one Nigeria will end. Lagos is in doomed.

the city will no longer boom as it is today. many investment will be move away from Lagos and other part of the country will closed it border against Lagos.

the sea port activities will be crumbled and the airports must likely closed down or port of it shut down for low economic activity.


little by little it that city with old glory will lost it economic activities and probably crippled to it knees so watched out and be careful.

Don't make me laugh!

Lagos was already a major port b4 Igbos started coming as househelps! Infact a lot of d so called Igbo industrialist came to learn a trade in Lagos!

Now, because u're successful, we no go hear word again?!

Did u knw wen d slave trade started? Most of our ancestors were being sold as slaves via d Lagos port! Go into d archives n u will see Lagos was already an important seaport b4 d Igbo knew about import n export!

If Lagos was nothing b4 u'll came over, why would u av come over in d 1st instance?! Do u guys even reason?! Wetin most of una dey chop sef?

I guess that's why most Ibos end up as successful bizmen! They take nothing at face value! They look u straight in d eye n sell u sometin dey imported at 50naira for 1.5knaira! No conscience, no remorse, no gratitude, just how to get one over u!

We, ibos n yorubas, were driven away frm d north in our thousands, yet d north is still surviving n ruling us at dat! Still, u'll come online n be claiming paper tigers!

My grandpas land dat we were begging pple to come n buy at 10k/acre is now worth 20times that n d family is refusing to sell n u're here making a whole lot of white noise?

Incase u don't realise it yet, Lagos is now a world destination! Ur leaving will reduce competition, dazzol!

macluvph1:
Am married with kids, but why are you speaking from the two sides of your mouth concerning what you do but thats not my business.

All i can tell you is to watch the movie as it unfolds because we are in a technology stage.

Movie ke? This one na season tins, with various episodes.


2 sides of whch mouth? I run my personal biz as a maintenance n repair guy for diesel generators. I'm presently sub-contracting a maintenance gig from a contractor.


So, u're in a perfect marriage? If 'yes', give me tips, if 'no', then how do expect a marriage of tribes to be perfect? Is divorce d ans? In some cases, divorce is d only solution, but pertaining to Naija, not ripe yet!

macluvph1:
Nooo, everybody in APC are saints, have you forgotten that.

Honestly we aren't amalgamated to be one.

But anyway i don't engage into Nigerian selfish politics.

Atleast from my observation you work with the govt ministry as a civil servant.

Civil servant? U wish ba?! I run my own stuff; anything on diesel gens!

At least APC is even trying to claim sainthood(and trying not to get too dirty), unlike some who think nothing of telling d world, "stealing is not corruption"?!!? Tufiakwu!


From my observation, u're not married? Cos if u were, u would av realized, no marriage; human, biz or tribes, is a fragrant bed of rose! The thorns, generally av a way of making themselves felt!

macluvph1:
Keep deceiving yourself, Imagine you have the guts to tell me that your Federal government is known with propaganda. does that represent this cesspit nation well. that is to tell you Nigeria is not meant to be a country but a media outlet or more preferable a football field/chess board of the developed nations where they propagate or play games with the people.

Anyway, the end justify the means but i assure you they must win.

Like you said it may not affect your July earning(which may probably be that you are being paid from excess foreign reserve/Abacha loots and other embezzled funds that was returned to the FG)but for how long can that sustain you?

I laugh in Swahili.

So u understand swahili? Good for u, u can always go n hide East Africa wen tins get better!

Someone wants to destroy ur economy, and instead he is destroying his environment and d govt coffers are swelling! Who is deceiving who?

The only person I trust in ds govt is PMB n maybe Itse Sagay! Oshinbajo has dined with Tinubu n as such can't be 80%. So, I expect propaganda.

Unlike u, I'm ready to criticize n call out failings! Humans n failings are inseparable, we only aspire to be better persons.

macluvph1:
My man just a simple answer for you"just visit the creek"in search of these freedom fighters if you come back alive then tell us your golden experience.

You can't be in Kano,Abuja or Kaduna and tell us what happens in the off shores of the country about 2000 kilometres from where you reside.

Also mr man, Buhari is never a patient man but the techniques of these boys(NDA)is really humbling him but the more you try to study those guys i think the more me and you get confused.

Visit d creek ke? I was in abj, wen dey resumed their bombings, they told me dey were coming n av been expecting dem na?!

I'm impatiently waiting on july govt earnings to know if d avengers are actually having any drastic effect on d economy!

As it is, I don't even know who is better at propaganda; govt vs nda?

macluvph1:
They(NDA)don't issue threats but they tell you what they can do, you can call them "talk and do" yes that's what they are.

And they never dissappoints.

Tot they threatened no repairs on damaged pipelines? How many times av dey threatened attacks outside their domain, and how many av dey actually carried out?


Anyway, time n patience will tell, how "talk n do" they are.

jamesibor:
Here you go - http://www./2016/08/none-of-our-operatives-has-been-arrested.html?m=1

Could not locate server?

Seems NL edited it. Will do d needful. Tanx

ehikwe22:
Then get ready for the worse. your hatred for GEJ will consume you and many other Nigerians. I'm not in directly affected by whatever is happening in Nigeria. I'm only concerned because I have friends and loved ones and that bothers me.

Went clubbing on friday, and with what saw, some pple are doing great! Remember this, n quote me anyday: Naija will be great!

If they pound yam in a leaf n put soup in empty groundnut shells, some will still be satiated!

At least, we no longer hear of absurd sums disappearing without questions being asked!

ehikwe22:
You're being unrealistic and being self deceptive . Even the Bible warns against shouting peace where non exists. Peace can never be achieved in an environment devoid of fairness, equality and Justice. Buhari so far has shown that he is not ready to lead Nigeria. his number one priority is Fulani herdsmen followed by all northern Muslims. anybody that thinks this is untrue is either blind or being untruthful.

D unfortunate thing is, pple like u give christianity a bad name! Xtianity preaches love, under all circumstances, forgiveness at all times, fairness in all ur dealings with ur fellow man. Love those that persecute u!

Is d price of rice different in d North? Or are they paying Fulani herdsmen stipends to survive ds crunch? Abi, d govt is subsidizing d price of PMS in d north? Pls, come down from ur subjective perch and pray for things to improve.

As for me, though no longer a practicing xtian, I see d hand of God in all things! Nothing can come to be, without his implicit approval.


No matter how bad d present economic situation is, I'll never regret voting out an individual who believes 'stealing is not corruption'! U can go ahead n justify that to ur kids- after-all, d bible talks favorably abt d servant who because he was gonna be sacked, started forgiving his masters debtors, so he will obtain a soft landing!

ehikwe22:
what are you insinuating? That God is using Buhari to punish Nigerians for their sins? or their stupidity?

When rain falls, is it selective? It falls on ur house but not mine?


The truth is: I see no evil, just tribulations, and light at d end of d tunnel! My cup is half full, but I guess urs is half empty! Enjoy!




Punish=Cleanness

jelel6:
if it is. what are you going to do about it ?

If u ask am, na who e go ask?

Sctests:
You gave me room to attain my potentials? how? by stealing Igbo properties and sweat? By privatizing FG properties and selling them to yourselves? By taking other people's oil resources to pay your hungry parents in Osun and Kwara?

yorubas practiced democracy? Lmao! yorubas that were killing and selling themselves in the kiriji wars while Olaudah (Ikwuano) Equiano was writting the first Autobiography by a black man.

Wetin you dey eat? Snack kor, Sneakers ni. Joker!

Read u?! Even writing yoruba words? I rest my case!

Sctests:
I think you should close your odoriferous mouth lest flies perch on your tongue. You are not feeding anybody in nigeria. Rather you are the one being fed. That's why we've dare you severally to ask for your own country and close your borders for just one year.

Let's see if benin republic won't be sending food aid to yorubaland to prevent you from dying slowly in front of hungry vultures. You and I know this is your future without other southerners in nigeria.

I'm not feeding u, but I'm giving u room to attain ur potential! Pple like u are evil n ungrateful humans!

D Yoruba race has been in existence n practicing democracy b4 d coming of d whiteman, who saw it fit u join us at d hips! Why should u, who just joined us in 1914 now think I won't survive without u? Myopic b

Abeg, rest ur case, I eat pple like u as snacks!

ehikwe22:
Are you a Christian? do you read your Bible ? do you know what the Bible says about the wicked? Watch out and see how it plays out. Evil can never prevail. Though evil may seem to be succeeding but it can never be triumphant

Evil?! Evil is relative! Ur perception of evil, to me, might be karma at work! Quote d right verses n d Bible will take any stance u wish! I shall visit d sins of d father on ...

Sctests:
Typical yoruba, today you hate Biafra, and buhari must crush it for you, tommorow you don't mind if biafra comes. Who know what you'll want when next you throw amala into your mouth? Always politically unstable without principle. That's why you can only play politics in useless nigeria while Igbo-born politicans are getting elected in US, poland, UK, Rome etc. Even before the Independence of nigeria, Igbo-born politicians have been president of Haiti, liberia and jamaica, Can your unprincipled tribe boast of such?

D bastard uses his left hand to describe d road to his father's house- Yoruba proverb!

Charity begins at home, come home n make a difference b4 claiming to av conquered d world! My culture is a way of life in several foreign countries(Cuba, Brazil, Haiti etc) , my idols are being worshiped arnd d world, my sons are outstanding in all ramifications! On my own, I stand out, I don't need to live through proxies!

Some of my ignorant brothers might stoop low enough to play ur game, but brother, as Mou will say- I've got nothing to prove to u!


What pisses me off most, is ur ungrateful attitude! I'm giving u unfettered access to my lands, something u find difficult to reciprocate, yet u won't stop with d insults!? Ur land that u willingly abandoned to develop mine, is now what u claim I'm jealous of?


U know, I asked a supposed 'blood' brother, when he won't stop harping biafra; "if u meet me at d war front-biafra vs Nigeria, what will u do?" He started stammering! I cut him out of my life! Who needs such friends?!

Wadeoye:
They all want to negotiate now - Avengers proxy sponsors, etc.
Even Kanu, the one in prison, is ready to negotiate.

The time for negotiation is over, all sponsors (direct and proxy) should be rounded up and executed in public.

Don't mind them, claiming intelligence, yet always putting d cart b4 d horse! One is even claiming I envy Kanu?!?! Kanu has been in prison for how many 'years' now, I'm yet to hear of any prominent politician denouncing his continued detention! Even his country(UK) has been playing hide n seek!

Sctests:
See the way you dissociated yourself from your blood brothers in illorin. yorubas are good at backstabbing selling people even their own blood brothers. Thats why they still can't fathom why Kanu cannot sell his people and regain his freedom. Politics of principle is alien to them.

U think I bloody care abt u n Kanu ba? Guy, I'm one of those who likes calling pples bluff! Left to me, I'll give u biafra, how e take concern me? Without biafra sef, ur 5 states don't see eye to eye and , and u expect me to be jealous of what? Without an Odua nation, we've always been 1st among equals, I don't need a nation to stand out! Infact, I'll give u a headstart, I'm sure I will still get to dust u, while u argue on who is 'osu' n who is not or who should take d lead!

Afonja is an individual who led d yorubas in Ilorin, how am I supposed to identify with him?

OjukwuWarBird:
Will the Op who is an Afonja understands.

From d beginning of ages, we've had pples position on war! Hopefully, I'll get to write mine, not rely on old school tactics n weapons to win a modern n unconventional war!


Since u're among d ignorants: afonja = ilorin yorubas, I'm from a warrior lineage(asha ode) in egbado, even d egbas never got to conquer us!


Hiroshima n Nagasaka changed d face of warfare as u know it!

Sctests:
Those who have read The Art of War by Sun Tzu should know that the incomprehensible silence of an enemy should make them agitated and worried.

At least, this silence is comprehensible! Twitter tried to shut dem up, they found a way, yet a RNDA threatened them with exposure and they are yet to call its bluff?! Don't make me laugh abeg!

macluvph1:
Am, still smilling cos the silence of NDA should worry you.

This guys are not after your money.

Remember they said they will shock the whole world soon.

So relax,don't take ogogoro because fresh wine dey come.

Who threats epp? Seriously, I'm interested in how they plan on surprising us, and d govts reaction to it!



Just that, since inception, PMB's antagonists av a way of in-fighting, coming round or just plain agree to his demands.
PMB vs GEJ(we all know how that ended)
PMB vs BH(still ongoing, but with PMB on top)
PMB vs NASS(part1 n part2)
PMB vs IPOB
PMB vs Subsidy removal
PMB vs Tomatoes(lol)
PMB vs NDA?

junnyjake:
Well, I'd continue playing my own part lubricating my social skills.

And until I see that this century old practice of nepotism is greatly reduced, I won't see any of these as good news to the common man.

Century old and a permanent part of d human psyche. I can't av an electrical job n u expect me to call u, when I av an elder bro that can handle it?

What u do is what u've said, oil ur social skills, widen ur social group and always do a recommendable job!

Businessideas:
6.Intelligence(10/10)
Fashola exudes intelligence and apart from his legacy of being hardworking, he would be remembered as a very very intelligent person. As I watched him, I remembered Tinubu,Late sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Dr Oby Ezekwelizi(when she was defending the Obasanjo policy on unity schools), Henry Olujimi Boyo,Dr Junaid, Mallam El-Rufai, Prof Soludo, Ogbeni Aregbesola and a host of very brilliant Nigerians.
That FASHOLA could answer all the questions asked was a direct result of his intelligence and he made no pretense about his high I. Q.It is no brainer that even his harshest critics know that most of them and their political Heros would never have performed better or more intelligent than FASHOLA.
From Maiduguri to Enugu to Ibadan to Abuja, he's diligently applied his knowledge to the brief, he's been given. I give him 10/10

I think u need to visit d other thread on ds same video! I'm still wondering if they different videos!? Though u're both agreed he didn't ans d website question competently.

MutantMetahuman:
Come and join me and my street to celebrate 84 hrs of uninterrupted power supply.

Since I was born in Nigeria, I have never experienced 84hrs hrs of uninterrupted power supply except through generator.

The only time I came close to 38hrs was during proffesor Barth nnaji's regime.

The power has been on since Wednesday and it has not gone for even a second.

I really wanna see how long this is gonna go..




What is the situation at your end?

Hope u've not jinxed it?!

Kx:
Is only in nl that people would interpret "$200m agricultural vehicle " to mean $200m to buy tractors and farm machinery.

Wonders they say.........

Not only on nl o, try asking some of ur neighbours n friends, u will be surprised!