₦airaland Forum

FamTomx2:

Olympic games are just Amazing,

Imagining joy of winning a pure gold medal....

Only games I love spending time watching.

Yeah. That would be beautiful.
Unfortunately, gold medals at the Olympics are not pure gold. They are made from recycled metals.

ajericho:
U think it's your stupid country

Lol. Where dem for don do media trial and sentenced to death, abi?
It's guilty until proven innocent in Nigeria. Chai!

paulsibility:
Happy for Him,
Another wife loading.


By the way, somewhere in Akure..

Where in Akure is this? So beautiful

Henrydonland:
Opor...but if only they could play and score goals like this in the national team.

Not under Rohr and this administration. Not sure there's been a worse period in Nigeria football than the current one. No Olympics, no quality performances in friendly, no age grade glory. Nothing.

Susily:
Well he can't take her abusive ways anymore and have decided to divorce for his Sanity

He should always put his Sanity and peace of mind first, and if divorce will lead to it then he should go ahead with the divorce

Perhaps he should try separation first.
The best bet to all these issues is to shine eyes well before marriage

lordjosh:
1. go to the loan app settings and disable all permissions previously allowed immediately.
2. delete the loan app immediately.
3. Block your ATM card immediately
4. Request for a new ATM card.

Forget their threats, it holds nothing!

Nah so! Done!

Anyways update on the loan. They've reached out to me and another agent that appears more sensible and I have provide proof. Waiting for them to respond. I've told them that ano get shishi for overdue charges o

chiemmanuel:
if you can, report them with your statement of account to consumer protection department of CBN and NDIC , THEY WILL BE WELL SANCTIONED WITH YOUR FUNDS REVERSED

We are currently dragging it. I will do this

chiemmanuel:
If you can, avoid those loan sharks, they are not well regulated and operate like fascists,if you like your sanity, avoid them

Swears! Problem is desperation is what drove many people to them. They are really mad. I'm trying to extricate myself from them patapata.

There's one I took from, when it was repayment time I was debited twice. I told their customer agent, she said it's not their problem that I should go to my bank.
My bank confirmed the double deduction and directed me to the loan company's bank. I got there and was told that the account is dedicated to me and though the money went there 2ce, the account is empty as the money has been remitted to the larger parent account.

I called their customer care again, they told me to get lost. What will I do? Me wey no get money just let my 14k go to waste?
I took another loan from them, cleared my bank account and I'm waiting for them to call me to ask me to pay for the new loan. They will see crazy.

MrHighSea:
Wish you guys due process.

Because Luck left this country long ago.

Due process left first

kmcutez:
You will be surprised men are defective copy of women.

Lol. The person you quoted believes it's the other way round. This is the reason we have problem in the world - the desire to be superior than the other person. Why can't we all accept that we're all equal.

kmcutez:
That is why their breast and other parts serve no purpose.

Lol. The male breast isn't useless at least it is believed to have erotic function
I dunno what other parts men have that you think are useless but supposedly vestigial parts like wisdom teeth and appendix are present in both gender.

My point?
Behavioral/moral defects is not a result of nature(gender), it is more of nuture(environment and life choices).

Pernotti:
Lol. Who boards a plane bare feet? These guys never cease to amaze me with stupidity

Fit be a white garment church person in their religious attire. I've seen them in public places and buses with their bare feet

Benards:
Na you sabi o

Lol. Nah adjustable hair sef! You don shift am come front! Choi! Your barber good o

nkpommpko:
Can't even get past otp it keeps saying wrong user ID please advice thanks

Not sure why, all these underdeveloped government sites. Do you have another email address? Try it.

I only reserved the name online while I completed the process with offline agents. I read few stories of people who paid online and lost their money and I was wary of the scam happening again when I want to pay for the cert.

Cholls:
My brothers Mandela people people and prison are like 5&6

Chai. Una too get bad mouth for this country.

Enn214:
I think the barbers are taking advantage of us, knowing that we can't do without them.... Haircut no suppose pass N300.
Wetin dem dey cut??

Well, it's not necessarily about the hair. It's about the cost of them rendering the service to you. They'll buy fuel, pay rent(which is now high) pay PHCN (increased rate) and still make enough to care for themselves and family. When cost of living increases, it touches everything

Gemineye:
Still N400 here

Wahala for hairy guys like us wey need to shave every week oo

Shaving? Every 3 days for me. I got a clipper and shave myself. I only visit the barber when the hair has lost shape.
Everything don cost. I used to buy bread daily N250. Now N400, smaller and less delicious. I don turn am to 3 times weekly.

Benards:
#500

Lol. And that nah because say nah half hair you barb o(abi nobi you dey the pishur)

phr0nesis:
#300-#500
I don't have a particular barber. I barb all over the place

I find this very funny

On the subject.
They now charge N500. My preferred hairstyle was afro/punk...those type with 2 steps. As my hairline loses shape easily(the front grows down towards the nose) I had to touch it up weekly - and eventually cut again after 2 weeks. Based on that I'll be spending N1400 monthly.

Not anymore. I'm on low cut now. So low that it takes 3 weeks to grow and I touch up just once in-between cuts. That's N700. Cost halved!

Veehive:
I just paid #578.13 in total through remita to pay NIMC so as to download my NIN slip. When I first saw the 400 naira payment for print out enable ment, my heart was as if it was struck by a sword. I can't believe my government will do that to me. Anyway, na 578 I pay finally before them give me access to download.
God save Nigeria.

Let me tell you one that is still shocking me. Few months ago, I tried to pay for business name reservations with Corporate Affairs Commission, N600 using remita. Made payment, was debited with details clearly stated in the transaction details - so clearly the money got to the commission's account.

However, CAC portal didn't acknowledge my payment and the business name wasn't reserved. I managed to call them and the lady that answered asked me how much. I told her, she paused then said I should send a mail. I did but til today, nothing.
If that is not scam, I don't know what is. Government dey scam citizens! Chai!

illicit:
Bitches

And the girls go dey happy

As in ehn. Being called a bitch suppose be insult, but the girls go dey happy... And what about the Burna boy wey dey waka with Bitches? He must be a dog then.

Where is Pantami?
He should coman use the NIN of the number used in calling the school to trace them

There're too much cooked up stories on nairaland. I have stumbled on 2 already today. The other one was saying he mistakenly impregnated someone and he's a young boy in 300l when he has another thread where he boasted of being HIV negative after 16 years of raw sex.

Now this one says he'll be 24 years old soon, while in the thread below dated June 13,he was 22.
Do Ya'll think only teenagers use nairaland. If this is a traffic generation gimmick, you guys will end up driving people outta nairaland same way people abandoned Linda ikeji blog.
Nonsense.

ChizzyBuna:
I'm still in 300lvl bro, how I wan take Cather for pikin.

This your post does not follow the one below
https://www.nairaland.com/6528837/after-16-years-raw-sex

One or both must be a lie.

Joysticks:
Have the electronic voters registration been hacked?

Please ask those shouting hackers upandan. If Nigeria is tech savvy enough to produce hackers, I see no reason why they can't produce people and tech smart enough to prevent hacking. Rubbish.

dex4sure:
How did Nigeria manage to elect that dead man as there president....it still baffles me

The power of marketing! The clamor for change! He was presented as the messiah Nigerians needed wanted. People forgot that 'the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know'. GEJ administration was bad, but it's heaven compared to what Nigeria has atm.

I remember vividly 2015 election week and collation day in my room in ilorin, we were preparing for our Msc defense. My friend and colleague then was gallantly defending GMB and he had his supporters in the compound. They said I was defending GEJ cos I am from Niger Delta. I told him "if we can be complaining with the intellects in power(the cabinet was filled with academic scholars), how do you think it will be when semi-literates take over?"

As it is now, it's either genuine restructuring or de-amalgamation. The northerners have tasted what it means to be in power, they will not want to let go. And even if they do, they will frustrate a non-northern government.

LibertyRep:
Shouldn't they join the protest too?

Or are they satisfied with the current state of things in the country?

Is this the country of their dream? Is this what they intend to bequeath to their children?

That is exactly what I wonder whenever I read about the high handedness of the police. As if they are not suffering too. Many of them are struggling to feed their families.

I also wonder if the military would have remained this docile if a southerner were president. Wouldn't they have hatched a coup?

Splendoor:
what confused me the most is when the lady brought food for the baby's mother.. like she really did came back nawa oooh.. what have the little baby done to deserve all these, later the infant will grow up and discover what have happened to her is just purely vengeance for something she knows nothing about... may Lord have mercy on we humans Sha

at a cheap price dm me for your logo and flyer design

She may have poisoned the food sef.

That's how they do. A friend of mine paid online and took the printout there. They refused to answer him telling him to go to and meet the person he paid to online. He had to pay the 28k they demanded in cash there and then before they answered him.


Even the local government ones too. They'll collect up today 10k in various ways and a pack of can malt (Osogbo registry precisely)

Violent savages everywhere! Fighting over what exactly!

These people are unfit for this age and should have existed millineums ago!

iwaeda:
Nothing we are still hoping and praying to God.

Chai! May it end in praises and joy IJN

Pierocash:
So this girl hasnt realised that men are no longer persuasive in chasing women. Once they woo you and you say no they move on.

So because you don't like some kind of fruit means your friend shouldn't eat the fruit right? You are confused

I did same,I proposed to her about marriage,she was sounding incoherent, I moved on and proposed to another more prettier babe she knows quite well,because of that she stopped greeting me when she discovered we are deeply in love and sees us often. Who cares?

Good one. But no invite her for the wedding o. E get why.

OP dey console herself say 'he doesn't truly love her'