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Crime / Re: Young Man Slaps An Elderly Man In Traffic Dispute by Asiseeit: 8:45pm On Apr 10
Kobicove:


Why do you people like to exaggerate things.

What you call a forceful slap was just a mere tap.

I don't support the aggressors action but please do not come here and lie!

Please make sure you watch the video before you make your comment

Honestly! It was more like a playful tap on a child's head.
I'm not saying it's good o. Just describing the 'slap'.
NYSC / Re: Ige Adedayo: Delta Corper Dies In Crash, NYSC Warns Against Unauthorised Travel by Asiseeit: 10:48am On Apr 08
Osaremwantaelvi:
Who go die go die, travel or not. Corp member still day stay their ppa death take them some bandit kill them. We just have to pray to God to keep us safe.
True. Where I served in Benin, a fellow corper was shot dead by robbers. Right in the corpers lodge at that.
So it's not by travel, whether authorized or not. What about corpers that died while travelling to NYSC camp, their PPA or returning home after service?
Senseless people will just open mouth say anything.
Business / Re: CBN Pegs Minimum Capital Base For Banks At ₦‎500 Billion by Asiseeit: 7:34am On Mar 29
aieromon:

- Lucky 25 after injection of capital or Merger & Acquisition deals


https://www.cbn.gov.ng/out/speeches/2006/govadd%2016-1-06.pdf

Wow. From 75 to 25 banks.
Of these 25 banks, some have either merged (IBTC and Stanbic) or even gone out of operations like Afribank, Intercontinental, Oceanic and Co.

From the report on this link, the bank with the highest capital base is Zenith bank with 270bn.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/cbn-new-capital-base-top-5-banks-in-n1-5trn-shortfall/

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by Asiseeit: 10:26pm On Mar 24
DorianD:
Ukwa Chinakaaaaaa!! Wats going on in Nollywood?

Omo, love that movie too
Celebrities / Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by Asiseeit: 11:12pm On Mar 02
Reelmii:


Same today BRT crush 5ys old child to death for palmgroove......may God continue to protect us all...


Omo, I heard this o. So sad. Heard the child was crushed with the mother there.
Politics / Re: Senate Panel Summons CBN Governor Cardoso Over Naira Free Fall by Asiseeit: 6:54pm On Jan 31
JasonScoolari:
Olayemi Cardoso instead of owning up to his lack of capacity to stabilize the Naira, the funny looking clown was busy blaming Godwin Emefiele.

Do face like Smeagol in Lord of the rings.

😂😂😂. I had to go Google his picture again. You're wicked.

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Literature / Re: Old Roger Is Dead - DAILY. UPDATES by Asiseeit: 9:04pm On Jan 27
Really nice story, well done sir/ma. Keep it coming.

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Family / Re: Business Ideas Suggestions For Fragile Elderly Parents by Asiseeit: 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2023
nnekaike:
If no egg supplier within she can do that,you will help her source for good contacts,they bring to her and she sells.

If no portable water in the area,run pipe to front of the compound let her start selling water.

She can sell just palmoil too, you do the work for her by looking for big time suppliers ,they supply her and she sells wholesale.

YouTube also, Mama can become a YouTuber,if she is not shy grin teach her how to video and record, when she is cooking and all or talk about life issues, she will be busy and have fans too, and in time money also.

She can learn crotchet just to keep her hands busy,she will love it too.

Start a small creche for her if she loves taking care of children.

Find out what she really loves to do apart from provisions selling.

Thanks a lot
Family / Re: Business Ideas Suggestions For Fragile Elderly Parents by Asiseeit: 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2023
Wodu89:
Same thing she was doing. Shop in front of the house or let her baby sit her grand children. Take her to your home and settle her with round the clock power and TV. She needs lots of comedy to make her smile her laugh. This would give her up to 12-15 years more full of life.

Thanks for the contribution. TV set up for her. 24hrs light. She knows all the Filipino programs and has favorites now sef. Lol. Grandkds will be going back to school soon. So drama and activities will reduce. She's becoming restless already. I spent today with her and when she thinks I'm not watching she goes looking for chores to do around the house and compound. Honestly I wish she could just sit and watch TV, but that's not who she is and I'm worried about her not doing anything affecting her psychologically.

About going back to the shop, there are several people in that same business and I learnt there's competition and envy. Infact, there's an idea that the illness was from the competition. While I don't actually buy that, it's not a risk worth taking, so the shop will be given out for rent.

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Family / Business Ideas Suggestions For Fragile Elderly Parents by Asiseeit: 5:02pm On Aug 30, 2023
Hello house.

I need help with coming up with business ideas for my parents (late 60s/early 70s).
My mom had a store at the front of the house, where she sold provisions and groceries. Around January she suffered a stroke and some other attendant ailments. Took over 6 months, lotta money, and other efforts to get her back to her feet. Thank God she's better now. Now she's moving unaided and much better and recently has been talking about been tired of just staying indoors and want to resume her business.

Thing is, the whole family's decided she's no longer going to do strenuous work, but I understand her not wanting to just sit at home. She's worked all her life. She needs something doing. We also plan on making our dad stop his business, he needs some thing leisurely and less stressful too.

So house, I'll appreciate business suggestions on what both of them can do together that will be fulfilling yet not stressful. Preferably a business they can run from their veranda or in the compound.

N. B. - Poultry has been ruled out as it smells and there are 2 tenants in the compound. And we won't want to inconvenience them.
Education / Re: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by Asiseeit: 6:24pm On Jul 03, 2023
Omagi:
JAMB made a mistake and in order to cover their shame, they resorted to pushing the blame on the innocent girl. Innoson confirmed her resulted by checking it online only for jamb to reduce it after has been awarded a scholarship. Good that the scholarship will still stand. To me she's too young to manipulate her results. For you to change your results on JAMB portal requires some level of computer mastery.

Exactly my thought when I saw the post from jamb that she used "software to inflate her scores on their portal". Like, do they think hacking is beans that the girl or anybody can do? If anything, this says more about Jamb shoddy system. Personally, imo, I think Jamb made a mistake in the initial score and are trying to cover their goof by defaming the poor girl.

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Business / Re: How Can I Retrieve Funds I Saved In A "Safe-Lock" Account? by Asiseeit: 10:58am On Jul 03, 2023
gulfer:
Na 2.5% safe-lock jailbreak be the penalty grin grin grin

Bro, do you know how to do this?
I don enter same issue as OP
Romance / Re: 95-year-old Alhaji Muhammad Sabo Marries Teenage Girl In Abuja Community (Photo) by Asiseeit: 8:33pm On May 08, 2023
malcom1X:
Damn.
Most times these men need to marry these girls so the girl can help them in house chores and other things. It is this girl that will take care of him and dress him up and bath him since his kids won't be able to do all these things.
Thegirl will also service him, if the need arises.


In the bible 1kings 1vs1-4 king David was also given a lady like this to take care of him in his old age.

No one complained because a queen wouldn't have been able to do those things since she was a queen from birth not meant to serve.

Let us leave this man alone to enjoy his old age.
Him no kiii person na marry him marry.
His children will be happy that at least there's someone taking care of their father when they are not around.

Edit: I never understood this until I was dating a Hausa girl that was taking care of one old man like that, she confessed to me that the old man also has sex with her.

I felt pity for her, the day I saw that man Omo fear catch me. Very old man like that almost at the point of death.
But the man's family were paying her parents back at home in the North.

She was always giving me cash, all she needs to do is call the man's children that she needs money to buy things for the man, medicine, or hospital visit or food, clothes anything.

And the money will be available the next day. She won't go to school, because there's no one to sponsor her but all her expenses will be paid for and her family will be taken care of even after the man dies.

David never married her, nor slept with her. She was basically a nurse/caregiver.
Education / Re: UNIBEN Bans Social Activities On Campus Over Student’s Murder by Asiseeit: 11:37am On Apr 13, 2023
dododawa1:
Who brought this evil group called cultism to education

Read it had the secret backing of the government then, in the 80's and 90's. Was used as a tool to quell students protests against the government introduction of policies that required fees and monies to be paid.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Bans Social Activities On Campus Over Student’s Murder by Asiseeit: 11:29am On Apr 13, 2023
AFvckingAlpha:
This is reminisce of the 1999 cult killings in OAU where Afriika and host of other students were murdered cold bloodedly by the AIYE cult group. Uniben needs to stamp out cultism in the school, authorities got a lot to do. Students being murdered on campus, that’s a NO NO, totally unacceptable.

By the way Prof Wale Omole that orchestrated the 1999 OAU attack was never found guilty despite the overwhelming evidence, ask me a country that is not working, I will tell you Nigeria as far back as ‘99

I said what I said my nigga

I just read up on this, it's sickening. Nigeria has been a failed society for a long time. I was still in primary school so didn't know about it then. Omo, 5 students killed with no repercussion. VC, judges, police all complicit. Who will then provide the justice?

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Crime / Re: Policemen Who Flogged & Slapped Man In Emohua, Rivers Arrested by Asiseeit: 8:43pm On Apr 11, 2023
Hmmnn... Is it my eyes, cos I can't identify the policeman with stick in the video among these three. Was he not black like evil and sporting a grey goatee?
Nah that one I want make boys give jungle beating with slaps and cane too
Literature / Re: Black Maria 5 - Retribution (The Final Book) by Asiseeit: 1:52pm On Nov 14, 2022
Hi Oga Larrysun, how's the family and life. I need to reconnect with you on whatsapp as my previous phone went bad and the number on your profile isn't on whatsapp. Can you please send me the whatsapp number? Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Air Is Recruiting by Asiseeit: 7:42pm On Sep 28, 2022
swiych:

Lol, Udeme na Guinness advert o

Nah true o.
Maybe all these Mexican telenovelas, or super story cos nah wetin dey catch my attention for TV those years..
Computers / Re: Trade Your Faulty Laptop For Cash In Ibadan by Asiseeit: 5:49pm On Sep 28, 2022
Still buying damaged laptop in ibadan?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Air Is Recruiting by Asiseeit: 9:45pm On Sep 23, 2022
swiych:

Baba, na old man u be o, see wetin u still remember. E get one program dat time wey dem 4 dey show the advert, u still remember?

Was it not Gulder Ultimate Search?
I sha remember it's usually evening/night time
Technology Market / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ GRACEGLORT TV Repair & Services. ⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by Asiseeit: 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2022
Hello graceglory.

So there was a power surge in my area. Voltage went high, led bulbs and chargers blew up, and sadly my TV wasn't plugged to the surge protector.

TV hasn't come up since then, and I can only imagine something has burnt inside. Please any idea what's bad in it? I want to know so the repairer won't run me street.


N. B : I definitely plan on taking it to a repairer, but I'm worried about these repairers. I still have a TV with one since October last year over a small issue (TV bavklight goes off and on at intervals) that he made worse and he's dared me to do my worse - all these after getting paid. I am barely home during the daytime so I haven't had time to go deal with him.

Any idea what could be causing the backlight going off and on at intervals too?

Thanks
Autos / Re: My Experience Going To Lagos To Purchase A Toyota Corolla by Asiseeit: 8:28pm On Jul 15, 2022
Have you found one?
If not check here
https://twitter.com/Yettonia/status/1547992016671232008?t=JovfREtzcLsluAn1W1Pckw&s=19

Do your due diligence o, dunno the seller o
Travel / Re: Why Do African Brothers Abroad Discourage Others From Moving Abroad Too? by Asiseeit: 5:23pm On Jul 15, 2022
Originalsly:
@ OP.... if you live in Lagos.... what advice would you give someone who is doing pretty good in the village but wants to sell out and move to Lagos? .... someone who has never been to Lagos before?

What if the person in the village is not 'doing pretty good'?
Where does the person have more opportunities to succeed, Lagos or village?

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Literature / Re: Rare Old Nigerian Novels(pdf) by Asiseeit: 3:09pm On May 16, 2022
Can I get these?
1.One week one trouble
2. Double Trouble both by Anezi Okoro I think
3. Trouble in form 6 by Cyprian Ekwensi

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Career / Re: 230k Job In Nigeria Or DAAD Scholarship In Germany by Asiseeit: 2:59pm On May 01, 2022
Your problem is a good problem to have and I pray it goes round for all of us who seek such.
Personally, my advice is that you take the scholarship.
My reasons
Your stipend is more than your Nigerian salary and there's the opportunity to get another better paying job over there. If you play your game right, you can even get residency there or somewhere else abroad.
Nigeria is deteroriating daily, leave now that you have the opportunity and while you still can.


I sent you an email, please respond. Thanks
Food / Re: Safety Measures For Cooking Delicious Snake Pepper Soup by Asiseeit: 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2022
Dybala11:

And you believed the info he posted there without verifying it. grin

Lol. I believe - after I verified it. The venom itself won't hurt when injested orally as it would if injested through a bite. However it can affect the metabolism of the liver. Nah mumu go believe what nairalanders say without verifying.
Food / Re: Safety Measures For Cooking Delicious Snake Pepper Soup by Asiseeit: 8:05pm On Jan 06, 2022
MARKone:
Venomous snake, coined from the word vein, is intravascular, meaning it must be carried via blood, so OP if you had accidentally injested the "poison" orally while eating your snake meat pepper soup, nothing for happen to you.

Cool! Never knew this! Thanks

However, I'm not sure venomous(or venom) is coined from vein. I checked the etymology or both words. Different.
Venom is derived from the Latin word Venenum or the French word for poison (venin) While Vein is from the Latin word Vena or French word veine.

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo & Her Baby Daddy, Bobby Maris In Loved Up Photos by Asiseeit: 1:59pm On Jan 04, 2022
dacblogger:

It seems she discovered a better bleaching cream cos all her body is now the same color.
My brother, what she discovered is a better photo editor. There's nothing as better bleaching cream.

I have a graphic designer friend whose major source of income last year was from editing naija celebs photos for IG placement! Even all these so-called 'unawares' photos, they send to him to edit. I was shocked when I found out!!

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Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Jose Peseiro As Super Eagles New Coach by Asiseeit: 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2021
lovewins:
BREAKING!!!

It was unanimously agreed that the AFCON is a good avenue for Mr Peseiro to launch a working relationship with Mr Eguavoen, who will revert to his role as Technical Director (hence Mr Peseiro’s immediate boss) after the AFCON.

https://twitter.com/OgaNlaMedia/status/1476247683769774082?t=1vuG9ywnE_36S-y-k2ImIg&s=19

So Mr. Augustine Eguavoen will earn more then? Nice
Romance / Re: The Lady I Wanted To Marry Pretended To Be A Graduate To Me by Asiseeit: 5:32pm On Dec 27, 2021
godfatherx:
Is it the paper certificate you want to marry?
Do you have a job for her now that requires her certificate?
What's the essence of being a graduate if you can't correctly express yourself? I read your story and I understand the "grammar", for me, that's communication, but for your "perfect" educational background requirement, the blunders are unacceptable.
If you a graduate writes like this, you need to lower your standard. That girl is just perfect for you.

On point. How graduate take be qualification for marriage? Na job?
Apparently she is as good as a graduate (to the OP's standard) as he didn't know for 2 years until she told him.
This life sha, every aboki with him own kettle

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Romance / Re: I Am Scared To Ask Him When He Wants To Get Married. Help!!! by Asiseeit: 9:46am On Dec 08, 2021
ngoziwrites:


I want to ask to but he is the one with more power in the relationship. It's his call. So, I can't ask him.


Wow! shocked
With this mindset, there'll be trouble in the relationship and marriage, if at all it gets that far).
Literature / Re: Need Academic Writing Professional? by Asiseeit: 10:16am On Dec 04, 2021
Hello. I need a masters thesis done.
Subject - Data and information science
Requirements -
1. You'll provide 5 relevant suggestions that I'll present for approval of 1. The topics must be relevant to the (Nigerian) information science society

2. You'll write a proposal for each containing an overview of the topic, objectives, methodology, importance of study, sample etc.

3. When a topic has been approved, you'll do all necessary work, including actual field research and data collection, analysis and interpretation. Also, all required corrections will be effected. Preliminary pages and references are to be done by you too.

Estimated delivery time, 2 months

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