₦airaland Forum

This one hit me badly sha.

We shall still survive. Very sad

Bring her back, and leave the rest to us. She gon luurn.

Did they just call the lion agressive and kill it for that?

They expected another behaviour from a lion?

Brightspecimen:
What's the duration?

One month na.

38k every month.

With this naira fall, maybe Elon musk go increase am again 😭😭

Starlink
38k... Unlimited.

Though the highest I've used in a month is 800gb, coz i don't use dstv and stream all my channels online.

There are people who use 3 terabyte in a month. Wetin dem de use am do, only God knows.

Rebuker:
They should also ban the Bible then

As in... If those words are in the bible, they claim they are criminal and against the laws of the land, the next logical thing to do should be to ban the bible in UK.

Clueless people who have too much thirst for blood

For those wondering wetin concern us with another man currency...
Nigeria produces almost nothing. Most things come from outside and outside deals with dollars. The higher it goes, the costlier the things you'll need to basically survive in the country.

On top of it, your naira income remains stagnant either from your work place or work hustle. If you could sustain your family with 70k monthly when babablu entered, today you'll need 150k.

For the greedy folks happy naira is falling coz they earn in Fx... Just know that even if dollar is 100 naira, you'll still buy your iPhone in naija for N140k. Your dollar will still have its value, but the naira falling will destroy the live of millions of Nigerians who hold a volatile currency like naira. If the naira increases, you with your dollar and the poor man will also have easier life.

Its not about having more naira when you change dollar, but about the purchasing power of the naira.

What do I know?
You all will still say "may the naira fall favour me and my family" when it favours no one.

morikee:
All i can say is i had 100% positive experience with Starlink.

I thought I was alone getting 360mbps

Vinnie2000:
Lols,

OP say him John Thomas don rise finish..

My brother, na human being I be, no be vibranium 😁

pachigo001:
come to igbo land and see how we are defending ourselves we don’t wait for government

I'm igbo, my village CANNOT defend us from 200 armed men with Ak47 and on a bike.

You've no idea how these idiotsss operate.

Samba189:
That's terrible, But Benue people should rise and defend there self abi na insiders or what I no understand.
Tor Tiv wetin be ur work for God sake since government have failed to secure your people.

Bandits armed soldiers have hard time stopping is who you want local villagers to defend.
With what? Local guns against AKs?
Defend how with only culasseses?
Will you sell 200 AK 47 to villagers cheap and tell police to let them keep assault weapons?

Think before you make statements.

Its government to defend citizens, not citizens against terrorists

Sholuwa241:
Bro before you they leave for Abidjan like this for years e be like say you like the life there than Nigeria abeg them they get light well well so I just one check some thing

Light no de off sha, even if Thor strike all him thunder finish

À pity football tourists there

Go slow will finish them.
I've lived in Abidjan for long and their go slow is too much in there.
The road to Ebimpe stadium is narrow and will take hours of go slow to get there

PotatoSalad:
Interesting. My starlink came from their Lagos warehouse.

Main stuff comes from Lagos at first order. Any other replacement equipment, you go wait tire from USA

PotatoSalad:
Surprising that most Starlink equipment are already at their warehouse in Lagos.

Well, I definitely got 2 starlink equipments that took 2 months, and when I got the courier service tracking it passed from USA through Germany, Spain, Lagos and then Abuja.

Look at the genius homemade over roof stand this guy did before I helped him install his starlink.

Very firm and cheap

drimzsmoke:
Nahhhhhh, I'm not that kind of guy!!!

You lucky. Especially they being two, I'm certain they were ready to boast with your name to entire school that they slept with you.

Discipline can save us lots of troubles ehn

drimzsmoke:
During my service year in Rivers State, two of the SS 2 students I was assigned to teach biology came to my place like they wanted to learn biology. For my mind, I was thinking serious students, unknown to me, daughters of jezebel had an ulterior motives....

They got you at the end?

slimtestee:
I bought my starlink with wthernet adapter on December 9 with gtb master card and it went through. However, it is yet to ship. They have updated the shipping timeline twice now and I am already getting tired sef. What I will advise people having problems with payment is that confirm that your billing address is what is on your bank statement and also make sure you write the name exactly the way it is on the card. If not it will keep getting rejected. They debited me instantly. My own issue now is the shipping.

You've passed the hardest hurdle. Shipping shouldn't worry you. Whether it takes 2 months, just wait.
Before it was 3 days or 2 sef you get it from Lagos. But seems orders come from USA now, and that takes time. My ethernet took 3 months to arrive

miracle1997:
I have a mesh router and adapter I've ordered for over two weeks and it's not been shipped, I think they have an order spike

Such others come from the USA. Mine took 2 months to arrive or even more

KingDash09:
Chief if na me I for don Bleep her since
I no go lie

Tempting but you fit live to regret am

RevolverOcelot:
Op this is a misleading title

How I almost got seduced by a minor

If man touch woman body sxxually without consent, no be molestation?
If na woman touch man like that, why we no fit call an too molestation?

DavidEsq:
Na the werey suppose repeat class😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I jump primary 4 to 6.
And na for primary 5 dem teach that correct English. I miss am. 🤣🤣🤣

Anny69:
Remove her picture. Why do you even have this?

Lol. Just went to her Facebook page and got it.
I've deleted it sha.

VeeInsider:
GOD bless you for being a better person and choosing to do the right thing.

Right now there's an urge for you to show how endowed the girl is so you can freely speak of the type of person you rejected or declined. We understand this.

For your own good, delete this picture. You've done well by rejecting her advances and advising her. Nairaland is a public forum and her people will come for you once they see this her picture.

Yes... I wanted people to see how she is.

But I've heard you. I've deleted her covered image

risos:
So next year she'll be 18

Two years no b beans

Happened in 2020. She's 19 now.

Yugoslavia247:
What you did is a brave step.
Many teachers and corpers have fallen for this.

Worst part is the same student will tell her friends that she has seen your prick.

She will disrespect you and so will other student.

As a man, you did the right thing.

She will grow up into a woman and come back.

You taught her doing things the right way even if the cost could be shameful and she will always wanna succeed to avoid the consequences.

The person saying otherwise has never been in your shoes. Many gals in the university actually do same willingly.

Wow!
When they succeed in sleeping with teachers they brag about it with their friends? For real? I thought they would be ashamed to let peers know they hitting on teacher.

Omo, I can't imagine the shame walking around in school and girls know I hit on their mate. That will be depressing mehn.

thesicilian:
The bolded part clearly shows that what stopped you from having sex with your minor student was the fear of getting caught and going to jail. It was not morals. The fact that you would even consider having sex with your own student shows gross deficiency in the morals department.

I'm a man who was faced with a very beautiful female gender who caressed my body, my genitals became erect coz my first natural human urge is to satisfy that erected urge.

Yet, for some reasons, be it fear or any other thing, I resisted it, fought against natural instinct and gave good moral lessons to the beautiful female. Yet, you want to undermine my struggle in making this right decision.

Is Konji your mate? You think it's easy to think well when the machine gun is up and ready for action?

Omo, these are the kind of things I look back at and thank God for.

illicit:
What does passing with Extinction mean sir

Cleared all papers with high mark.
I've edited and corrected it. Thanks

As teacher, a 16 Yr old girl failed and had to repeat the year.
She came into my office begging that I should pass her. I told her she has to repeat.
She crossed to my desk, rubbed by thighs and body and said "I'll do anything for you just to pass" . This happened in seconds.

Now, this girl then, though 16, had an adult body. Fair, slim, but huge laps, asxx, and huge buubs.

I told her to sit down. I could report her to her parents, but I quietly told her that her approach of wanting pass with sxx will not help her in the future. While saying all this, my John Thomas don rise finish.

She started crying and at the end agreed to repeat. The next year she passed everything with distinction.
I called her and reminded her of the previous year and she said thank you so much for patiently teaching me life the right way. I repeated but I learnt far better this year.


If not that it was imprinted in my head that she's a minor and don't want their wahala... Omo... Who knows i would have chopped wella.

Thank God for my morals sha.

As teacher, a 16 Yr old girl failed and had to repeat the year.
She came into my office begging that I should pass her. I told her she has to repeat.
She crossed to my desk, rubbed by thighs and body and said "I'll do anything for you just to pass" . This happened in seconds.

Now, this girl then, though 16, had an adult body. Fair, slim, but huge laps, asxx, and huge buubs.

I told her to sit down. I could report her to her parents, but I quietly told her that her approach of wanting pass with sxx will not help her in the future. While saying all this, my John Thomas don rise finish.

She started crying and at the end agreed to repeat. The next year she passed everything with extinction.
I called her and reminded her of the previous year and she said thank you so much for patiently teaching me life the right way. I repeated but I learnt far better this year.


If not that it was imprinted in my head that she's a minor and don't want their wahala... Omo... Who knows i would have chopped wella.

Thank God for my morals sha.

HIbreed:
Hello house, I will like to voice out some disconcerting challenge and hopefully get a fix for it here. As it is, Starlink has been a gamechanger to the cyberspace world and has offered people in rural region broadband internet access. However, I have had mixed reception about it.

The 150Mbps promised by Starlink prior to ordering it was true at best, and I had even gotten up to 270Mbps at times with impressive low latency, all that obtained at fair price. But there is one recurring problem I have experienced which threatened to incite in me a lukewarm views about the service.

Starlink has consistently given me a shocking varying speed as far apart as 170Mbps to 530Kbps in just 30 seconds interval most times. I have resorted to the internet for more broadened knowledge and found out that I wasn't alone in the clutter.

Now, as I gingerly sought for a solution to the brand new problem, I discovered a warning message from the Starlink app that my Starlink is partially obstructed, and that interruption should be expected every 4 minutes.

Before anyone ponders and hint at possible obstruction of my dish, I think I should reveal that my dish was installed at the topmost area of my roof, and there were no tall buildings or towers nearby.


Is this normal? Am I reacting too much? What could be the cause of these outages? Is anyone having similar issue, and what can I do to get this off of me.

Your starlink has no problem. It's working like everyone's.
Mine is installed like yours and still have red dots in the obstruction place. It's not a problem.
I don't have the "expect interruption in X minutes" here, but other places I've taken my starlink to I got that message, I ignored it and my starlink works well. If it truly affects performance, then still change your satellite position even if it looks very clear from obstruction. If it doesn't disturb ur performance, then ignore it.

I think you are part of those that have very unrealistic perfect high expectation of starlink. Let's not forget it's still a satellite internet. Even cluster of clouds can and will affect ping or speed or even create obstruction. A bird can too.

Enjoy your Internet! You are fine!