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SportsRe: Nigerian Football Commentators, What Is There Problem ? by asscend: 11:20pm On Nov 06, 2009
The same folks that were commenting in 1980 are still doing it without improving themselves tru training. Look at Andy Gray of sky sports, do you know how many training courses he has attended in the last 10years? in the UK, most commentators and sports Analyst go for training every year in the summer to update and keep abreast of the latest industry technology. The fact of the matter is that NTA will not release enough money for these guys to go for proper courses. Na quack ones dem they go.
SportsRe: What Will Wta Do To Serena Williams by asscend: 11:06pm On Nov 06, 2009
She will be fined and warned of her future conduct or given a suspended sentence. Remember she is world number 1.
PoliticsRe: Fg Approves Construction Of Anambra Airport by asscend: 10:38pm On Nov 06, 2009
It will be wonderful if Anambra can pull this off. Do you know the amount of traffic it will produce in the state? At the moment you have to get to Enugu to board a plane to Lagos. It is definitely a good thing. I just hope they will give the contract to capable builders and the architect is a morden day one not those colonial huts they built in Enugu and Port harcourt and called it an international airport.

Nigeria's population has increased so any airport should be able to handle at least 1,000 passengers every half an hour.
RomanceRe: In Love With 2 Women by asscend: 10:21pm On Nov 06, 2009
Mr Poster, you are truely not ready to get married. i will suggest that you go back and think properly of what you want. Remember, marriage is not for kids but for men. If at this stage you are still thinking on who it is, the same will happen after you get married. It shows your heart or do i say your dick is not truthful to one lady,

Don't play with your life and that of other women. Choose wisely and not by young or old. Go with your heart and not between your legs. Cheers.
RomanceRe: Can A Man Love A Woman And Still Cheat On Her? by asscend: 10:59pm On Aug 01, 2006
Why do sex topics have the largest view? This topic has almost 2000 views. U sex mad community. I hope u contribute to other topics d way u are all being experts in the sex thing, Naira land operatives, I think u should start charging for any sex related topic on this forum. U will be billonaires in under a year going by the hit rate of this topic and previous ones.
ComputersRe: Computer For All Nigerians Initiative (CANI) by asscend: 10:49pm On Aug 01, 2006
Its a good thing if they can keep it up and not divert all the computers to government house. Intel has seen a good business ground so there are taking advantage of it but I tell u, this is for all civil servants only. Anyway by the time they finish paying for the computer; it will be so out dated. Smart move by Intel. Private guys can come in and do something similar but might say we will upgrade u every 2years. Thats for people who want to pay instalmentally. Nigerians are known to pay CASHHHHH for goods and services.
BusinessRe: Starting A Security Company In Nigeria by asscend: 10:39pm On Aug 01, 2006
The man power is there, so all u need is register ur firm and ensure they don't call u to do some contracted killings on political oponents. Ex military officials will do a great job but definitely not the Nigerian Police, even though many of them will apply. Naija needs such firms for Private estates and coprate firms. I suggest u incoporate the latest CCTV Technology as part of what ur firm deals with. Security business is huge; but it requires planning and good technological gadgets to confuse those foolish naija thief men. Go for it. Start some thing.
TV/MoviesRe: How Nollywood Works by asscend: 2:21am On Jul 26, 2006
Soul patrol nice words. It was poverty that made them think only about money but I think at some point they should begin to invest in the thing that has given them money in the first place. The actors have a major role to play here. Nigerians should demand more and not settle for any thing that is produced on DVD.
RomanceRe: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by asscend: 2:08am On Jul 26, 2006
Deep inside ur hearts, u all wish to marry virgins, they are a joy and desire for a man or woman. The problem is u think every one is sexed up like u so virgins are boring. They bring a whole new adventure to the bed and u look forward to trying different flavours each night for a long time. The one night stands and seasonal seasonal relationships is a mirragge. Its not ideal, not real and never will be. Ladies close ur legs, men draw up ur pants if u wear any and allow virgins to be. Those who know their true value are glad they are. Virgins are here with us and not in heaven.
FamilyRe: Can You Marry A More Successful Woman? by asscend: 1:42am On Jul 26, 2006
It takes success to recognise another success. That a woman has more money than a man is not a taboo. As  for marrying a woman with more money than you-- Its great and men should thank God because over 60 percent of the expenses will be taken care of by the lady. So u can go and buy presents for the kids and wife with out thinking other things are being neglected. For a rich person it wont be "how much the gift cost" but the "thought" behind the gift. Marrying a lady richer than u does not mean u don't have money. Remember u have become one and as a result her money automatically becomes urs. Thats the reality in marriage.  The question is what kind of Marriage do u want. God's model or Contrat model.  For contract the woman keeps all her belongings but when God joins u, u become one. Period. So guys go ahead and marry Mrs Rich. God has brought her ur way so u don't have to struggle through life.
PoliticsRe: Did Nigeria Evacuate Her Citizens From Lebanon? by asscend(op): 11:11pm On Jul 25, 2006
LoverBwoy thanks for ur statistics. This is an eye opener to all illegals. If war break out ur on ur own. Are u sure it was not just the Nigerian Embassy workers they evacuated. The real citizens are still inside Lebanon. I hope what they said is true.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Breaking News: AC Milan To Compete In The 2006/07 Champions League. by asscend: 9:28pm On Jul 25, 2006
Get rid of all the italian cheats and allow the Spanish and English teams to play and entertain us. Money played a huge part in the trial so the big boys like Milan have been let free. Juve were proven beyond doubt so they should suffer the consequence.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Transportation by asscend: 9:23pm On Jul 25, 2006
What exactly do u want to know about transport? Its a vast area of business that u should be specific to get detailed answers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Find Buyer Get Commission by asscend: 9:16pm On Jul 25, 2006
@mind
Give us more info, if not this sounds like 419. The money involved is huge thus u should be on AIT and such advertising. Serious minded people will give comprehensive details. Any way u gave us a number to call. Intresting,
TV/MoviesRe: How Nollywood Works by asscend: 9:00pm On Jul 25, 2006
3rd largest film industry in d world; wow that is BIGGGGGG. The giant of Africa is rising fast. If they can fight Piracy more vigorously and release films simultenously around d country, I'm sure it will be more lucrative for the producers. At the moment the pirates are having a field day. I'll consider investing in cinema shortly.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Nigerian Dream? by asscend: 4:20pm On Jul 24, 2006
Whats the election Manifesto of the different political parties? Until they enlighten us on such the people can't have a clear vison on where they are going. For too long Nigerians have been kept in darkness by the military so many lost the dreaming capacity. Its only begining to come back so I'll say to every Nigerian, dream big and don't stop dreaming. The right leaders will come soon and the old school will be demolished. Get rid of every one that has participated in politics between 1960 and 2002. This is d generation that has kept us isolated and all they have done is too loot the Nations vast wealth. The new breed is a thinking one and they all have dreams because its embedded in their hearts and minds. [color=#006600][/color]
BusinessRe: How To Get A Loan? by asscend: 3:48pm On Jul 24, 2006
What business is this that u need such amount of money to start? The truth is no bank will give u this unless u already have some form of infastrcture. So rethink ur strategy and think of talking to the big boys already in such field. There are loads of investors willing to invest in projects all u have to do is to write a detailed business plan,[i][/i] which will involve u doing plenty of research (which people living in Nigerian find difficult to do). When ur armed with the necessary ingrdients, I'm sure some one or the bank might begin to consider u. They might not give u all but u could get some thing. REMEMBER BUSINESS IS NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY ALONE IF U RECEIVE SUCH MONEY IN CASH TODAY IT MIGHT KILL YOU, so be wise and get each stage of investment right.
CultureRe: Typical Nigerian Behavior by asscend: 3:34pm On Jul 24, 2006
To find out the typical Naija behaviour, all u need to do is to go to the Nigerian High commission on North Tumberland Avenue or on Fleet street and see the staff in action.
PoliticsDid Nigeria Evacuate Her Citizens From Lebanon? by asscend(op): 3:50am On Jul 24, 2006
While watching d news and seeing other nations collecting their citizens from Lebanon, I wonderd if Nigeria was picking her own citizens? Or are u trying to say they are not up to one thousand Nigerians in Lebanon? What ya thinkhuh
EducationRe: Why Not Consider Studying In Sweden? by asscend: 3:27am On Jul 24, 2006
Ashiwaju, u have paved d way for all the Naija guys to see opportunity to go to Sweden. I've noticed this issue with people living in naija-- they can't do research them selves. They have read all d comments on what sweden has to offer, why not they go and do a private search on it themselves; they'll be amazed at what they will find. They want to be fed. Please guys when u get to Sweden, be good ambassadors. Remember if u make the govt to stop certain free things u have only denied others behind u from benefitting. Others went in front of u; so go clean and leave it open for others behind. , God bless Swden,
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Men Attracted To Carribbean Women? by asscend: 2:41am On Jul 24, 2006
Nija men who do this just want to spice up their social /sex life because majority of the Jamo girls will give it to u raw and are not cultured and well behaved like nija girls.

There are still very decent Jamo girls. Boy!!!!--if u find such one Take her because she is a gold mine.[i][/i] The truth is she did not grow up in Kingston -JAMAICA. Its their culture to be loud but I beleive its a useless one because they can be more collected and express themselves in a calm and collective manner like Nija girls. All the Naija ladies in da house say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
Car TalkRe: Abuja Car Race by asscend: 2:22am On Jul 24, 2006
As per the Car race; my suggestion is that u go to a place like OKADA VILLAGE in Edo state and build a race track there or a race road. Its big enough and can take what ever u need to do. It will be an annual event and so every year people will come to Edo for it.  I'm sure that u can agree a deal with Chief Igbenedion on using his vast land.  As u do this get the Nigerian Car manufacturers and importers to bring a car each for the race and b4 u know it u might have NIGERIAN RALLY incoporarted into the world rally series. Start from some where and grow. Don't let this slip from u. Fast Guys and ladies free business opportunity. , TAKE IT,
Car TalkRe: Abuja Car Race by asscend: 2:09am On Jul 24, 2006
Only great minds think of such. U've done well to suggest this. The question I ask is what do all the so called Billonaires of Nigeria do with their money? These are the kind of things they ought to invest in; but its sad they are using their money for Politics. The truth is Nigeria has few genuine wealthy men. Many got their money from the God of Politics, [b][i]no wonder Nija keeps recycling leaders[/[/i]b]. They want to go back to that God that gave them the money in the first instance. True and successful business men will only think of more avenues to attract investors and promote sales. I say this to all u Naijalanders; invest in sports there is huge potential in this sector. Leave oil alone.
CareerRe: Is It Better To Be Your Own Boss? by asscend: 1:55am On Jul 24, 2006
Its one thing to be "a boss" its another thing to be "the Boss". If ur not good at followership level, how can u lead others? So before u become "The Boss" of ur own business make sure u've been a good follower. Having a Job is good because it trains u for tomorow; but the problem with many is that they get stuck to it and forget they are just on a journey. For ur info; the meaning of JOB is "JUST OVER BROKE". Ur job can never sustain u. Enterprenuarship is the way to go. Think big and dream big.  As long as u don't let the dream and the vision become stale u'll arrive at ur destination. THE QUESTION IS CAN U DREAMhuh Ur mind is ur CAPITAL.

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