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PoliticsRe: Next Week's Presidential Election Will Be Mostly Along Ethnic & Religious Lines by Assetosky(m): 10:16pm On Feb 18, 2023
BATified2023:
so Christian political appointees in apc will vote obi n lose their seat

U igbos are delusional
Not delusional. They are dum.b and du.ll
PoliticsRe: Cashless: Did You Get Cash In Your Area ? by Assetosky(m): 8:53pm On Feb 18, 2023
How come i am not seeing all those idi0ts supporting the policy here
PoliticsRe: Keep Spending Old Naira Notes, Eschew Violence, Abiodun Tells Ogun Residents by Assetosky(m): 9:56am On Feb 18, 2023
emmanuel596:
Have you noticed it's alone APC governor's and Tinubu supporters that are having heart attack over this naira redesign?
*They come online to praise the policy. They go to the ATM queue to complain about it.*
*#Hypocrites*
PoliticsRe: Datti Baba-Ahmed: Elrufai And The Other Governors Have Committed Treason by Assetosky(m): 4:15pm On Feb 17, 2023
Coolsperm:
Tinubu is the major cause of this currency problem, Tinubu stole money Tru bullion van during last election
Kid spotted.

Which bank did he Rob?
PoliticsRe: Violence In Rivers: Diobu, Mile 1 In Chaos Over Naira Redesign Policy by Assetosky(m): 12:11pm On Feb 17, 2023
Officialgarri:
Many people sit here with their cheap data to explain how a common street guy should feel about his money or how his revolt against the Naira redesign is sponsored. Such stupidity! Do you think every common man knows what internet transaction is? People who are even yet to understand how an ATM works except the security men at the banks help them. Days ago I saw an old man crying profusely because he couldn't get money to buy drugs and someone will come on social media with a useless narrative that they are sponsored when they get angry . Don't worry, your fathers will soon appear naked in the bank screaming for his money .
Their fathers and mothers will slum.p and die in atm queues since they enjoy the policy
PoliticsRe: Can Tinubu Win This Election As It Seem That He Has Lost The Federal Might? by Assetosky(m): 3:44pm On Feb 16, 2023
You are wise


[quote author=Heavensent01


post=120957694]Buhari is the opposite of his stand, a real Machiavellian, don't be surprise when you see APC using millions to beat the PDP, LP third position stand because kwankwanso is practically off the race



if there is sincerity in APC north govs support of Tinubu, I swear there is no how Tinubu will lose this election except they're not sincere then I can't says



Tinubu has federal might, there are still many agencies attach to this election loyal to Tinubu personality



Tinubu has APC govs who didn't decamped, APC political stalwarts stays, APC only received decamped opposition party stalwart



Even the rumour that Buhari will work against Tinubu is true to favour Atiku, so far the APC Northern govs stay loyal, Tinubu is still a candidate to beat




Peter Obi will take his third position, it was unfortunate Peter obi chose to be a candidate when two mafias are on contest. forget the hype that Nigerians have learn now crabs



vote buying is still going to be a determinant in this election and anyone that spend most between APC and PDP will affect the victory



NB: Nigeria cannot work with ethnic colouration and religion discrimination, we are just deceiving ourselves, even if Tinubu or obi get there, North held us down in the legislative



southern past leaders make big mistake by allowing North scam them with imaginary population



one thing is sure in this election outcome, if North disappoint Tinubu in this election, the political relationship between west and North die naturally and no Yoruba will ever trust North again[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Nine States Join Suit On Naira Swap Crisis by Assetosky(m): 10:49am On Feb 15, 2023
Qtrpst4:
If they like all the 36 states should join, buhari will not obey it and Nair's will not be available until after election. Tifnubu will not buy votes and his tears will be plenty.



I am waiting for his wail after the election
He must congratulate obi by force
People like this are more dangerous than
Nigerian politicians
PoliticsRe: 10 Days To Go: No Cash Yet For Elections - INEC by Assetosky(m): 10:45am On Feb 15, 2023
SmartPolician:
Are you an INEC staffer? Stop quoting me if you are not because e-channels can do almost everything cash transactions do.

The last time I checked, NYSC doesn't pay corpers using cash. Besides, CBN has branches in all the 36 states and the FCT. They kicked off Cash Swap program that targets unbanked Nigerians in rural communities. Those corps members should access cash through that channel, if they really need cash.

Unless the CBN drops this policy, everyone must embrace it. Cashless payments have more benefits than carrying cash about. Our problem is that we are obsessed with cash payments, and we are struggling to come to terms with the new normal.
Really!!!!!!! I guess you don't come from a village and you don't have family members who dwell in village.... weldon city man
CultureRe: Naira Scarcity: I Don’t Have N20,000 Cash As Monarch — Oluwo by Assetosky(m): 8:24pm On Feb 14, 2023
People are suffering and People are rejoicing here. Shuuu!!!

You can only rejoice in this present situation only if: you don't live in Nigeria,you are poor,you are idle, you are jobless, you don't do business, you are fed by your parents, you don't have kids and most especially;you are very stu.pid
PoliticsRe: Vote Tinubu If You Want To Spend Your Old Currency After CBN Deadline by Assetosky(m): 3:48pm On Feb 14, 2023
Ezeama400:
Nigerians don't care about that your analysis because you can't separate Tinubu from Buhari... It's dead on arrival..

What Nigerians know is that APC is the root of their problem and will never vote for anything APC again that brought pains to them ..

Na u sabi !!
If you can't separate tinubu from Buhari, then you are a big foo.l


For God's sake I am coming from the bank since morning and I was able to withdraw only 2k from counter. Thund.er fire all of una
PoliticsRe: Naira swap: Nigeria At Risk Of CBN-Induced Recession - Nigerian Governors' Forum by Assetosky(m): 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2023
Manna5050:
My support for CBN and Buhari on this wise decision is strong, say no to vote buying, Apc candidates can't buy votes, that's why they are crying, ffk will be invited by the military soon.
Are you living in Nigeria? If no then fine,but if you are living in Nigeria and writing this trash then it means you are poor,iddle,you have no family and probably a m*ad man roaming the streets. These are the only category that are not affected by this rubbish. For me, my business has been grounded as a result and you mother f*ucker is here rejoicing
PoliticsRe: Naira swap: Nigeria At Risk Of CBN-Induced Recession - Nigerian Governors' Forum by Assetosky(m): 8:32pm On Feb 12, 2023
Tareq1105:
But do you have to do it blindly? As I speak with you, I don't have #500 in my pocket and I need to go to work tomorrow and children going to school while all Banks have shut down, ATM machines are not vomiting (dispensing) money. Would bus driver accept transfer? Is it good? Yes, it's true what you said about the governors but what about we that are not governor? May we not have emergency bcoz I don't know how one would survive it. It's ill conceived and poorly executed and Emefiele should have resigned by now in a sane country.
Don't bother reacting to that Idi^ot, he is probably living under his parents so he doesn't know what we are going through......I wanted to cook this evening but I don't have cash to buy fish and okra. No atm is paying currently in this city i am.

People are suffering and others are rejoicing as if they are not in Nigeria. This is why I don't wish Nigeria good leaders because of some characters like this.
PoliticsRe: Resolutions Of The National Council Of State Meeting Today by Assetosky(m): 5:04pm On Feb 10, 2023
omonnakoda:
Your mother will cry to death
Good
PoliticsRe: Let The New And Old Naira Notes Be In Use Side By Side - Governors To CBN by Assetosky(m): 10:44am On Feb 08, 2023
Coolsperm:
So what happened to the huge money Tinubu stole Tru bullion van during last election
This place is for adults
PoliticsRe: Datti Baba-Ahmed: Nobody Will Get Kano's 1.9 Million Votes Of 2015 (Video) by Assetosky(m): 9:59am On Feb 08, 2023
ecolime:
KKK block votes has vanished.

KANO: Kano's vote will be balkanized. The 4 candidates might roughly get about 25% each. No block vote for anyone there.

One must really hate himself to vote APC. This is a party of blood suckers that delight in the suffering of the people.

KADUNA: The people of Southern Kaduna have seriously been dealt with by APC and the wicked midget. Majority of them are voting Labour Party. Many in Kaduna North are voting likewise with the rest going with Atiku.

KATSINA: Atiku is taking this state, followed by APC, NNPP & a few for Labour.

Atiku has a little edge in the North. Overall, everything tilts in favour of Obi. He has the entire South and most parts of Middle belt in the kitty and will also have a good showing in the North.

He's almost unstoppable.
Obi has the entire south!!!!! Which kind r.ubbish be this na. Na children dey here?
PoliticsRe: My 2023 Presidential Election States By States Projection by Assetosky(m): 10:17am On Feb 07, 2023
I will respond to this after the election
PoliticsRe: My 2023 Presidential Election States By States Projection by Assetosky(m): 7:57am On Feb 07, 2023
Neckpresser101:
PDP win Delta State and bayelsa? What kind of weed are you smoking grin grin are you jokinghuh?
😂😂 You didn't add kwankwanso party in kano other k states grin cheesy grin cheesy
I don't really respond here,but you mean Labour party will win in my Bayelsa? That labor party will win Delta which has their son as pdp vice presidential candidate??


Kids too much here oooooo
PoliticsRe: States Where Tinubu Cannot Get 25%. by Assetosky(m): 12:28pm On Jan 25, 2023
Tinubu will not get 25% in my Bayelsa!!huh
Una no well at all.

With Tiwei in ballot for senate In southern Ijaw
With sylva and the otita 1 in nembe and brass
With David lyon in southern Ijaw; 25% and above is garnered already. Forget social media grammars
PoliticsRe: Anxiety In Delta State As Ibori Endorses APC Senatorial Candidate by Assetosky(m): 12:51pm On Jan 21, 2023
Odidigboigbo:
Says who? Come to the street of Warri and See for yourself. Everywhere you go, Ejele. He is a household name far back before he venture into politics.
Mumu!! You don't know that supreme court stopped election in warri south,warri North and warri south west until further notice?

Una go just open mouth waaaa talk rubbish
PoliticsRe: What's Your Election Result Projection For 2023 by Assetosky(m): 4:11pm On Jan 10, 2023
Obinoscopy:
Noted.

Note that you can modify your projections. However you CANNOT modify your projections on or after election day.
Yours is the best. Keep it up
FoodRe: When Last Did You Use Your Money To Buy Peak Milk? by Assetosky(m): 11:43am On Dec 20, 2022
Phamo0:
when I was young, we would construct toy car with sardine tin and used soda caps (cantas) as tyres. you rarely see sardine tin these days.
Because you don't patrol refuse dumps again
FamilyRe: Family Members Of Asoma Banda Clash Over His Wealth In Hospital by Assetosky(m): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2022
blahc007:
With all due respect sir......I kindly put it to you that you know nothing about God.....I mean nothing....

And you ain't a Christ Believer, so Don't ask me questions.........

People wey no Sabi de form say Dem Sabi....lubbish
Somebody quote bible verses for you and you still dey talk rubbish!

Oga abeg no vex but you be mo*ron.
BusinessRe: Which Bank Can I Use In Nigeria If I Want Peace Of Mind? by Assetosky(m): 7:20pm On Dec 17, 2022
Oraimo power bank
PoliticsRe: Marketers Warn Of Possible Petrol Price Increase by Assetosky(m): 12:14pm On Nov 25, 2022
Sleekfingers:
Where is the youth in the race?
Good question;also ask him who stopped him from contesting as a youth
PoliticsRe: Let’s Analyze This Election From Figures Point Of View. by Assetosky(m): 1:33pm On Nov 22, 2022
Obi to get 55% in south south?
Change this impression. Pdp rules there
RomanceRe: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Assetosky(m): 12:09pm On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
Fukkk last week! Isorite
FamilyRe: Help My Tribal Brother Has 8 Kids And The Wife Is Heavily Pregnant. by Assetosky(m): 10:48pm On Oct 19, 2022
Your tribe brother is planting premium poverty
PoliticsRe: FG Slams ASUU, Insists On No-Work-No-Pay Policy by Assetosky(m): 12:32pm On Sep 04, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
I love the quote "It is only a thief that goes to eat where he didn’t work"
ASUU members are thieves and if we look through very carefully and logically, they are fighting for there own selfish interest and not to better the educational sector. If there needs have already been met, they should be happy and go back to the classroom and let go the 6 months salary they didn't work for as a sacrifice for the struggle and for the interest of the students. You cant eat your cake and have it
It's not as if the will add value to the educational sector more than they have been doing already before there needs were met.
Know the difference between "there" and "their". Its annoying
PoliticsRe: FG Slams ASUU, Insists On No-Work-No-Pay Policy by Assetosky(m): 12:30pm On Sep 04, 2022
Houseofglam7:
undecided
Please always know the difference between "there" and "their". Its annoying
ProgrammingRe: Python Na Cheat Programming Language E Too Easy I Swr by Assetosky(m): 3:45pm On Aug 29, 2022
Jummate:


user_name = input ("What's your name?:"wink
print("Hello "+user_name+ "!"wink




user_name = input ("What's your name?:"wink
print("Hello "+user_name+ "!"wink


Replace the smileys with )
Thanks boss
ProgrammingRe: Python Na Cheat Programming Language E Too Easy I Swr by Assetosky(m): 2:37pm On Aug 29, 2022
Someone should please explain how to create input() and output command in python. I am stuck there.

I am a beginner

PoliticsRe: Question: Realistically, Can Bola Tinubu Actually Win This Election? by Assetosky(m): 3:45pm On Jul 21, 2022
IamAtikulate:
You are not wise.

Kwankwaso will be taking a bulk of old Buhari voters. He is not playing any spoiler to Atiku but to Buhari's 12 million voters.

You must be naive to think Tinubu will win Katsina and Zamfara. Those two states don't want to see APC today.

Buhari is currently the most hated president in the those state today. Travel, una no gree.

If you think Igala will vote for APC, then you are not wise.

Tinubu will not get any vote in SS with his Moslem Moslem VP.

The path is even clearer for Obi than Tinubu, a Yoruba fake Moslem.
Which one is "will not get any vote" ,I am voting apc

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