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darlenese:
So niegbours are waiting for her to die abi?
They should get ready to go to jail as well!

Evil world! Is this what the bible teaches us?
@Op why are u asking if this is right? Don't you know what is Right or wrong?

R-I-P ENGLISH

darlenese:
So niegbours are waiting for her to die abi?
They should get ready to go to jail as well!

Evil world! Is this what the bible teaches us?
@Op why are u asking if this is right? Don't you know what is Right or wrong?

Go to jail for what ?? for watching her lay lifeless on the ground ??

Wizzz:
How can "uncle snoop" be dbanj's "nephew"? I just tire for you

You don't know who Snoop dogg is, he calls everyone his nephew, even white guys
Are they related ??

A guy who can't make a girl squirt is a fool, he ought to die by hanging.


To find a girl's #G-Sport# & to make her squirt is the simplest task in the world.

Sile12:
150. It would take 1,200,000 mosquitoes, each sucking once, to completely drain the average human of blood.



151. Written language was invented independently by the Egyptians, Sumerians, Chinese, and Mayans.



152. Honey does not spoil. You could feasibly eat 3000years old honey.


153. The Spanish national anthem has no words.

Liar.
This is the Spanish national anthem
¡Viva España!
Cantemos todos juntos
con distinta voz
y un solo corazón.
¡Viva España!
Desde los verdes valles
al inmenso mar,
un himno e hermandad.
Ama a la Patria
pues sabe abrazar,
bajo su cielo azul,
pueblos en libertad.
Gloria a los hijos
que a la Historia dan
justicia y grandeza
democracia y paz.

153. The Spanish national anthem has no words.[/quote]Liar.
This is the Spanish national anthem

¡Viva España!
Cantemos todos juntos
con distinta voz
y un solo corazón.
¡Viva España!
Desde los verdes valles
al inmenso mar,
un himno e hermandad.
Ama a la Patria
pues sabe abrazar,
bajo su cielo azul,
pueblos en libertad.
Gloria a los hijos
que a la Historia dan
justicia y grandeza
democracia y paz.

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You will eat her pusssy or suck his dick but you can't lick his or her feet ??
Nigerians & their fakeness

darlenese:
Why is he always exposing his body sef, I dnt even know if he is one wearing the jacket or he is being swallowed by the jacket,


Anyway he can't make a good actor, he looks dry

You look so fresh, why not do better than him

Nigerians are so foolish.

If iyanya dates someone. -dem go talk
If he goes shirtless. -dem go talk
If he sings. -dem go criticize him
If he acts a movie. -dem go talk say he dey short


Meanwhile most of his haters still lives with their parents & share meals with their younger siblings.
#You're perfect, why not sing just a song lets know how many people will buy your song

Buhari's underground work.

We know the drill.
#Corrupt people

allanphash7:
What a touching story


How i wish i can help her

I know the kinda help you're talking about

What's that thing on her chest ??
Pimple ??

misspatsy:
:PHahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funny

Gracyel:
It wasnt a genuine apology. Good night!

I don't need your good night

Thinkr:
someone say apology not accepted you are asking why. Guy just bounce and stop acting worse that the facebook thank you crew. Smh

Go & play with your mates

Gracyel:
Apology NOT accepted!

Why ??

I can attest to this.
Dubai is just a paradise.
I would love to visit again but girls ain't allowed to come outside, they stay indoors 24/7

Gracyel:
You have just behaved like an illiterate. I dont think a sensible and mature literate will resort to insults and offensive words when trying to make a point. Just a typical 'coward'!

Sorry for being blunt, but try to be more reasonable with your post

misspatsy:
King jaja of Opobo born in Amaigbo,Igboland in 1821.Died in 1891 in Bonny where he was sold as a slave.He learnt how to read and write from the British men here in Nigeria.He was educated to a certain level allowing him to do business(palm oil export)well
Get ur facts right American naval tout n don't correct me,ur not ma boss
Low-life nudnik

Internet gives small girls the courage to say shiiit.
Can you say shiiit to a Nigerian police or a Nigerian army ??
Now you wanna fork with me, i will let it slide because this is what you get on the internet, them lily livered girls be running their mouth all day.
You can't even come close to my car but you're on nairaland saying some silly shiiit to me.


Please, go & look for your play mates.
Goodbye Darling

Gracyel:
Lol....This is what turns me off in most Nigerian men. There's this mentality u guys have. Who says its only Nigerian men that do it. Actually, its the opposite. Lots of foreign guys whose friend requests I accept appreciate the gesture. And I acknowledge their appreciation cos I blv it was actually an honour adding me up in the first instance. I dont see this as a big deal, its just courtesy. However, I believe everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.

Firstly, how do you know i'm a Nigerian ??
Secondly, a western guy will not go to any social media site to add random girls.
Please, get your facts right. You're in Nigeria & you think like a goat

misspatsy:
Was your bible was written in English,Hebrew,Latin,Greek or wat b4 translatn?
English remains a borrowed language in Nigeria only to be learnt in school not at home or in d womb.The language has always bn a mother tongue for d British.am sure u don't use d abacus no more cos it belongs to our ancestors not for us to use.why not continue counting ur date d way our ancestors did?
Small boy,your grey matter has denatured

What language was written on King solomon's tomb who died in 1345 ??
You also taught King jaja of opobo how to write & read english, what school did you send him to learn English (he was born in 1768)

Your father is just wasting his money sending you to school, i would recommend him to use his money to buy some goats instead.

Please, stop abbreviating some words

misspatsy:
Hahahaha!!!Buhari doesn't need ur useless help,he is well educated,if u never attended a primary school den how did learn to read n write?na only uni b school mtchewww
Yeye dey smell

Our ancestors who never went to school wrote the calender,discovered America,wrote the bible.

Small girl, you're mentally unstable

misspatsy:
Like u work for yourself right?
With that uniform on...lolzz....am sure u went to school n sum1 paid ur bills so why didn't u pay yours Mr intelligent

I joined the American Navy.
Even Nigerian agbero's can join the navy in the U.S

Again, you've never been out of Nigeria that's why your so foolish

misspatsy:
If he never smelt d walls of a school in his life then he wouldn't be able to write songs dick-head

I never saw the walls of any school but i can write for the president of Nigeria.
Timaya never went to school, na you dey help am write his songs.

Your foolishness uses 4G network

misspatsy:
Use a river then
U can drop out if u like,ur biz dog

Sorry. If i jump into the river, i will be rescued in less than 3 minutes
I never went to high school but i can feed your family.

#Biiitch, offering your pusssy won't help you graduate

veraiyke:
Go ahead. What I said apply to both sexes

Your an apology from the condom factory

misspatsy:
Taking panadol for another man's headache.no 1 hates Tu face bt his reason is funny.
If he had said his ssce certificate gor burnt or was stolen that would mean that he couldn't continue because of the difficulty he would face to get them again or he couldn't balance his education with his music better....bt this his reason is laughable

Does he need to be educated ??
Of what use is it gonna be to him ??
He ain't looking for a job just like you

#Dumb-skull