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EroticAngelina:
and funny thing is u'v been posting in my silly thread pls get a life nd stop stalking + quoting me

Why woud i stalk a dirty Abuja girl ?? For your plastic mind you think say you be Nicki minaj.
My daughter, go & play with your mates

The Okoye brothers are in Dubai for their World Tour but Paul Okoye ,being a real African man,expressed his disappointment regarding the food .
Dem give person dis kind food come put corn inside...dem for just complete am with coconut na!!! Abeg no place like home.Yeh it's good traveling around da world..but food is always my problem...#eba,egusi,goat meat, any ways let me manage dis one#dubai#
The other day ,it was Peter being shocked that his 2014 Bentley GT is being used as police cars there.. Funny brothers..Lol..see the meal with corn below

#Cutest = Igbos.
#Baddest = Igbos.
They are in any country of the world you can think of & na them carry 1st for scamming.

Mind you :_ Abu m onye igbo.

The very day she will tell me she needs A_n_a_l sex.

I do wear Gucci, Versace, Banana Republic, Perry cole most expensive underwear.

#So, tell me the reason why i shouldn't flaunt my expensive collections ?

Only rich guys sags..
What will a poor dude benefit from sagging ?? Showing off His dirty underwear ??

#We're fuckkingly rich so we have every right to flaunt our clean & costly underwears.

I have some reasons why i sag my trousers..
#I'm skinny so when i walk my trouser tends to drop down & i don't care to pull it up.
#I like when guys pull down their trousers just to reveal their clean underwears.

We guys don't intentionally sag our trousers.
Only the skinny guys sag because their trousers drops down when they walk or sit down.

We them boyz been sagging since 1923

The owner of Nairaland should open kid section for small girls like EroticAngelina..

She's been creating silly threads.

EroticAngelina:
i know u?? Abeg swerve jare! No na my grandpapa invent am!

How many wraps of weed did you smoke ??

EroticAngelina:
u? My friend? Make thunder demolish ur goat brain there hell, u cant even speak correct english!??! I dnt hang around with drunk losers like u (no offense) u should even be happy that i responded, if not.. Its to ignore slowpoke like u wey sure pass ur sick in tha head, gorit? And for being the only one to post in my wacky thread, then you are wacky too. Mtccccchhhhhhheeeeeheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Shey na your papa invent English ??

mizcalvina:
lagos

The cheapest flight is Qatar Airways & the price is 250 thousand naira, but you will be going on a world tour.
When you leave Lagos, you will have a 3 hour stop over in Qatar & a 5 hour stop over in Germany before leaving for California.
If you want a cheaper flight, take the Qatar Airways its final destination will be in Philadelphia, You can get to California from Philadelphia through the Amtrak train.

#PEACE.

God finally answered my prayer..
For those of you comparing that Fatherfucker linda ikeji to Seun, i will soon block your Nairaland Accounts.

Nairaland is the best social media forum in Africa but Linda ikeji's blog ain't event the best in Nigeria.

1stola:
I'M THE OWNER OF
"LINDAIKEJI.COM"
I WILL ONLY SELL FOR N20 MILLION IF SHE'S INTERESTED

Kid..
Weed ain't good for your health

chlowi:
Really please tell me more

If you have someone living in America, tell him/her to buy a locked iphone 6 for you.
There are some network providers in America the iphones are locked to. eg: T-mobile, boost mobile, AT&T, Verizon..
So,when you buy those locked Iphones for $200, you will be paying some amount of money monthly till you pay about $1000, then you can switch to whatever network you want.
But if you don't wanna go all through that, just buy a locked (Verizon) Iphone 6 for $200, The verizon type is the easiest to unlock.
Log into Itune & restore it to its factory setting and you can be able to use it in any country of your choice..
#Note :_ It is 100% legal to unlock iphones.

chlowi:
Ok I thought you were being sarcastic, honestly I do not know the exact price, bt my guess is, price falls within a 1000$ or more, buying from naija, am not in a hurry to buy bt I wd eventually

You can buy the locked Iphone 6 for $200 & unlock it by yourself

Are you tired of life ??
Do you wanna die ??
Smell a Yoruba girl's pant.

chlowi:
Why ask me? Do I work for apple?

I'm so sorry ma'am..
I never meant to upset you.
I wanna know how much i will budget for it.
#Please, help me with the price.

chlowi:
Already in my budget, whether it shaves hair or pounds. Yam

#How much is it sold ??

If you can't afford to buy the iphone 6..
#Please, shut the fork up

#Men of God

Popular publisher of Ovation magazine, Dele Momodu and Ex-gov. Orji Uzor Kalu visited pastor TB Joshua on his latest demise to console with him, what do these 3 have in common?

Oh dear, it’s just a day in Big Brother Africa Hotshots and Nigeria’s female representative Lilian is so very close to Namibian housemate, Luis that she allowed him massage her bum for free in the name of giving her a physical therapy.

Food for poor men..
We Americans eats salad & chicken.

#Poison.

The ladies that smells like He-goats during Menstruation..
#Female hostels smells like poultry.

The Female Wankers..
#Those ones mas*tur*bates in the bathroom,on their beds while they cover themselves with blankets,they also mas*tur*bates during night classes.
I don't know why ladies mas*tur*bates alot.

The weed crew.:_
#Dem go shiit (Defecate) where ever they smoke weed.

Jakeattah:
The real question is.... Has a playboy model or a model of any kind marry an old cleaner(janitor), security or jobless old, grand pa aged man before?

No ooooooo
Na money make that idiot marry an old man

Next two years the girl will give the man #Atapiapia (Rat Poison) & inherit all the wealth

Next two years the girl will give the man #Atapiapia (Rat Poison) & inherits all the wealth

PapaNnamdi:
Y u de chop mic for 2nd pix na

Man of God.
Na when i dey preach for church on sunday