₦airaland Forum

# False fact.
I fart only once every week

# Story for the gods.

This is 2014, Do people still fall in love ??

# There is nothing called LOVE

We the Space Bookers Association of Nigeria were here.

# Land not for sale
Beware of Omo nile the Mods

# Abo.ki in style

Lucasbalo:
Married to an African born in America. I guess she was against it because she wants me to marry a particular girl from Lagos. Plus she thought I was too young. 20 years now and the marriage is still as good as the first day of marriage.

#Good luck bro.

Will my parents pay the bride price & wedding expenses ??
If Yes !!
They have every fucking right to detest whom i love.

Lucasbalo:
The bottom line is that your parents have no right to dictate to you whom you should marry. I have the utmost respect and love for my parents for all they sacrifice for my siblings and I. The only time I had a disagreement with my mother was when I was getting married. Her main objection was I was not marrying from her tribe and that I was too young (23). I sat her down and told her I am done with my education , have a good job and that I like to do things earlier in life. She didn't reason with me but pop was very understanding. Went and got married anyway,. Dad was in Chicago for the wedding and mum wasn't. Its been a blast of a marital life for me and wifey and the girls. Bottom line, it's your life and your decision to make. It does mean you don't love your parents. I sure won't dictate to my children who to choose for marriage.

Are you married to an American ??
& What was your Mum's reason for not attending the wedding ??

I love them snoring ladies..
# Only fat people do snore while sleeping

A 38 year old Chinese woman, Lin Yao Li, 38, was kicked in the groin and breasts, her clothes ripped off her naked body after the scorned wife of the man she was accused of sleeping with, and her three friends ambushed her and gave her the beating of her life.

Throughout the attack, nobody intervened as the onlookers said it was an 'argument of the heart' - she didn't deserve help because she had slept with another woman's husband.
Lin Yao Li was walking home in Puyang when the angry ladies ambushed her. Punching and kicking her to the ground while she writhed in agony, Lin's attackers ripped her clothes off and continued the beating, pulling her hair and kicking her in the breasts and groin. The whole incident was watched by passers-by who did not think it was their duty to help the defenseless woman.

Local man Jun Feng, 30, who helped the woman after spotting her lying on the ground after her attackers left told local TV:
'This type of thing is becoming quite normal. Angry wives and girlfriends get their revenge on their cheating men by attacking the other woman. People don't tend to get involved because they see it as being an argument of the heart,' he said.
The woman was later taken to hospital where she was being treated for cuts, severe bruising and shock after begging someone to call an ambulance.

Gone are those days when Big Brother Africa was educative and inspiring. The only things we get to see now is soft porn. Big Brother Africa is the African version of the Big Brother reality game show. The show initially involved 12 countries within Africa (Angola, Botswana, Ghana, Kenya, Malawi, Namibia, Nigeria, South Africa, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia & Zimbabwe) with two countries (Ethiopia and Mozambique) being added in season 4 and two other countries (Liberia and Sierra Leone) being added in season 7 while Rwanda was added in season 9. Each country provides at least one contestant living in an isolated house while trying to avoid being evicted by viewers and ultimately winning a large cash prize at the end of the show. The show is co-produced by Endemol South Africa. ~ Wiki

If you haven't seen the video of roommates taking shower on a live camera follow this link.. http://ireporterstv.co/bba-shower-hour-tayo-mira-sheillah/?uid=promo-160f4&from=prmdshb

Spain and Barcelona star, Andres Iniesta has become the first Barcelona and Spain player to win the Golden foot award. The Barcelona midfielder was named ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Manuel Neuer, Andrea Pirlo, Thiago Silva Franck Ribery, Yaya Toure, Thierry Henry and Brazilian female player Marta as winner of the award on Monday, October 13, 2014 at the ceremony which was held in Monaco, France. The name of Argentina superstar, Lionel Messi was missing from the 2014 Golden Foot award, an international football award given to players who stand out for their athletic achievements both as individuals and team players and for their personality.

If you play your game so well them ladies will do anything you want em to do.
Though i'm poor but i can fucck any lady i want.

When a guy tells a girl on facebook "Thanks for accepting my friend request" i feel like killing the foolish guy immediately.

one4GOD:
May God have mercy on you. Its your type that will come begging him later for employment. Mtchewwwwww

Beg who for Employment ??

Why would i leave America with many job opportunities,take a flight down to Nigeria to work in a water-bottling factoy ??
You're a big joke

sisipelebe:
dnt start what you cant finish

My nigga.
Internet giving voice to the voiceless since 1867.
Go & play with your mates

sisipelebe:
Saka was timid when it comes to women. He never mentioned he didnt like them,read d stuff very well sis!

What the fuucck is sis ??

glitest:
You ought to be matured for this crap....Marine officer

Sorry ma'am

Do you know why guys hate to fucck Yoruba girls ??

Their pucci kat dey smell like rotten fish & Majority of them also have deadly body odor

Are you tired of life ??
Do you wanna die ??

# Smell a Yoruba girl's pant

Goodluck Jonathan been playing with Nigerians since 1845

Goodluck Jonathan who is officially sponsoring the Boko Haram will not like the March/Protest.

We all know he is a member of the # Vaseline Movement a.k.a Gay.

The only people that don't like women are those Gay guys.

# Story for the gods.?
This is the type of story Ugly men tell.
Obasanjo never wooed any girl during his undergraduate days too.