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FamilyRe: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by Atmmachine(m): 6:20am On Oct 03, 2014
I was nicknamed "Virgin breaker"
Only God knows how many girls i disvirgined
FamilyRe: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by Atmmachine(m): 4:51am On Oct 03, 2014
I was called "Onu pomo" because my mouth was like pomo

FamilyRe: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by Atmmachine(m): 4:50am On Oct 03, 2014
I was called "The destroyer".
I destroyed everything i came in contact with, i destroyed people's radio, T.v, video machine, bicycles

FamilyRe: Awaiting Fathers: Lets Share Our Experience by Atmmachine(m): 4:30am On Oct 03, 2014
After seeing my wife give birth in the labour room, i vowed never to disrespect women.
#Fear anything (women) that bleeds for a week & still be alive.

FamilyRe: Awaiting Fathers: Lets Share Our Experience by Atmmachine(m): 4:26am On Oct 03, 2014
#Make sure you deposit enough sperm into her.
By so doing,the child will resemble you & not your landlord

FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Eat Meat At The End Of Their Meal? by Atmmachine(m): 4:11am On Oct 03, 2014
eddyland: Well, I have noticed that we Nigerians like eating the meat(s) in our food at the end of the meal. And I have also seen many instances even when there are multiple pieces of meat in the soup, they will eat everything first before finally taking on the meat.

I don't really know why it is so, or has it just turned to our culture? Why do you think that Nigerians like eating meat last in their plate of food?
Man of God.
Anyone that eats his/her meat after the meal can steal people's fowl grin grin

FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Eat Meat At The End Of Their Meal? by Atmmachine(m): 4:07am On Oct 03, 2014
If you have 4 pieces of meat in your meal would you eat the 4 meats at the end of the meal ??
The answer is #No.
If you have money your Nigerian mentality will change, so,ask God for money
FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Eat Meat At The End Of Their Meal? by Atmmachine(m): 3:59am On Oct 03, 2014
Your question should be "Why do poor Nigerian eat meat at the end of their meal
FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Eat Meat At The End Of Their Meal? by Atmmachine(m): 3:58am On Oct 03, 2014
Your question should be "Why do poor Nigerian eat meat after eating their meal
CultureRe: Incredible MAN Of Africa by Atmmachine(m): 3:15am On Oct 03, 2014
I don't know why i have so much hatred for whites
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Tweets About Her Crashed Marriage by Atmmachine(m): 3:10am On Oct 03, 2014
Reason for failed marriages :_
#Women forking outside the matrimonial home cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Tweets About Her Crashed Marriage by Atmmachine(m): 3:01am On Oct 03, 2014
Wetin concern Agbero with twitter handle

RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do If A Lady Slaps You In Public? by Atmmachine(m): 9:28pm On Oct 02, 2014
If i beat the hell out of her, what will happen ??
PoliticsRe: Defence HQ Press Release on The Purported Shekau Video In Circulation by Atmmachine(m): 8:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
Horus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCjrR1d7uLM

[size=15pt]Boko Haram Leader, Abubakar Shekau Releases New VIdeo, Says He's Alive![/size]


A new video released through the regular channels has shown his face, and he is vocally debunking the stories of his death, and he has added that he is still in the business of making a Caliphate out of Nigeria.

The AFP says the video is 36-minutes long.

“Here I am, alive. I will only die the day Allah takes my breath,” Shekau cackled, adding that his administration was still “running…a Caliphate” and administering the punishments as prescribed by Sharia law.

There had been previous skepticism (by observers of the Northern insurgency) over the death of the man known as Shekau when it was reported last month.

In the new video, Shekau wore combat fatigues and black rubber boots, and he was standing on the back of a pickup truck, shooting into the air with his anti-aircraft gun.

It is unclear where the video was shot. He spoke for 16 minutes in two languages: Arabia and Hausa.

The heavily bearded man, who looks not unlike the previous Shekaus in older videos has rubbished the military’s claim that he had been killed, calling it propaganda.

“Nothing will kill me until my days are over… I’m still alive. Some people asked you if Shekau has two souls. No, I have one soul, by Allah,” he said, apparently reading from a script.

“It is propaganda that is prevalent. I have one soul. I’m an Islamic student.


“I’m the Islamic student whose seminary you burnt… I’m not dead,” he added, apparently referring to the destruction of the group’s mosque in the Borno state capital, Maiduguri, in 2009.

“We are running our caliphate, our Islamic caliphate. We follow the Koran… We now practice the injunctions of the Koran in the land of Allah,” he said.

The group also claimed to have shot down a Nigerian air force jet that went missing nearly three weeks ago.

An air force spokesman said the jet was missing.

“For any group to claim they shot it down is mere propaganda and rubbish,” Air Commodore Dele Alonge told AFP.
He's an impersonator.
The real boko haram leader has a lump on his fore head

PoliticsRe: Defence HQ Press Release on The Purported Shekau Video In Circulation by Atmmachine(m): 8:45pm On Oct 02, 2014
The real Boko Haram leader was shot & killed in 2012.
An impersonator sprang up to take his place & that one was killed in september 19 2014

PhonesRe: Why Buying An Andriod Tablet Or An Ipad Is Just A Waste Of Money! by Atmmachine(m): 8:31pm On Oct 02, 2014
bossmini84: Trying to jailbreak mine abi how do u do it without jailbreaking
You bought yours from America ??
All you need to do is factory unlock it.
Go to Youtube & watch how to factory unlock Ipads.

I bought Locked Iphone 6 for 33 thousand naira while the unlocked is sold for almost 100 thousand naira, all i did was to factoy unlock my iphone 6, Now i use it in any country i will travel to
CelebritiesRe: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by Atmmachine(m): 8:15pm On Oct 02, 2014
[b][/b] [color=#990000][/color]
I know Nigerians are mentally sick.
She's making her money while some broke Nigerians are hating.
PhonesRe: Why Buying An Andriod Tablet Or An Ipad Is Just A Waste Of Money! by Atmmachine(m): 8:05pm On Oct 02, 2014
Some nairalanders needs to travel out of Nigeria.

My Ipad has a sim card & i make calls with it.
You bought the Ipad with only wifi connectivity.
If you want a tablet that makes call, go & buy Ipad wifi + 3g
RomanceRe: Top 50 Secrets Every Man Should Know About Women by Atmmachine(op): 10:07am On Oct 02, 2014
manutdadex: pls can u sumarize wit 2 pages? Yearns*
Your foolishness is epic
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Atmmachine(m): 7:16am On Oct 02, 2014
[b][/b] I HATE NIGERIANS.
Why you won't marry someone who has a child ??
But if she give you pucci you go fork ?
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Atmmachine(m): 7:16am On Oct 02, 2014
[b][/b] I HATE NIGERIANS.
You can't marry someone who has a child ??
RomanceRe: Top 50 Secrets Every Man Should Know About Women by Atmmachine(op): 7:10am On Oct 02, 2014
MrsBreezy: You deserve a medal.
I'm waiting for your medal grin grin
PoliticsRe: Have You Ever Bothered To Find Out Who Your Local Government Chairman Is by Atmmachine(m): 6:52am On Oct 02, 2014
slimmy05: You need to stop exposing your bossom
Do you know that this statement can get you a jail term in America ??
Do you know what is fundamental human rights ??
She has the right to wear only pant & bra
RomanceRe: Does Love After Marriage Really Works? by Atmmachine(m): 6:39am On Oct 02, 2014
Missy89: It actually dies after marriage.
I don't believe you.
Do you talk from experience ??
RomanceRe: Does Love After Marriage Really Works? by Atmmachine(m): 6:36am On Oct 02, 2014
Why will i stop loving my wife after i married her ??
Do you how many guys she refused their proposals just to be with me.

What i owe her is true love & i don't see anything in other females that is not on my wife's body
RomanceTop 50 Secrets Every Man Should Know About Women by Atmmachine(op): 6:20am On Oct 02, 2014
1. She is offended when you think it’s okay to check out other girls in front of her – are you dumb? And no we don’t believe that she looked like someone you thought you knew either and that’s why you were looking.

2. Farting in front of us is not cool. It’s just damn nasty. It stinks, it’s horrible. Go in another room and do it. How often do you hear her. She farts too but manages to hide it from you unless it comes out by accident.

3. She loves to cook for you but appreciates a burnt omelette from you once in a while. When it’s your turn to cook dinner doesn’t always have to be a take out.

4. Sometimes you have to pretend to be interested in her girlfriend problems. Treat her problems as ‘our’ problems. Let her know you care and that you want to help work things out together. It is called support.

5. You too have to let shit go.

6. Don’t start to explain something you can’t be bothered to elaborate on (and then get frustrated if she asks you for more details).

7. She loves a confident man.

8. She doesn’t feel like it, she’s on…and she’s constipated.

9. Periods aren’t contagious…you can call you know? Also, don’t piss her off with the question or statement ‘Are you on your period’ if you think she has an attitude with you.

10. She has at one point asked herself if she chose the wrong friend.

11. She wants you to be her knight, no matter how independent she is.

12. Your mate fancies her and she knows it.

13. ‘Nothing’s wrong’ means you’re a stupid ass and you’re gonna feel her wrath at some point in the near future. If she says ‘do whatever you want’ she doesn’t mean it and you’re going to pay for doing what you want later.

14. That time you messed up…she became the Persian warrior from the film 300 in her mind.

15. She know’s when you’re lying and she has created a plan of how to bust yo’ ass as we speak.

16. You need to try and enjoy her friends company.

17. Don’t ever make her feel like a little girl in front of HER friends or put her down in public.

18. She isn’t happy that you talk to your ex.

19. She can drive just as good as you and she can read directions.

20. When she says ‘how do I look in this?’ We want your honest opinion but for you to tell us in a nice way. ‘Baby I love you in the red dress, could you put that on instead.’

21. Beyonce may talk about independent women but we do really want you to open doors, pull out our seats and take our coats really. We don’t want chivalry to be dead!

22. She wants to feel beautiful. She wants to be complimented. Tell her! Make her feel special.

23. Having a key lock on your phone won’t stop her from looking in there if she really feels the need too.

24. She doesn’t want to know what your ex did for you in bed or what she used to cook for you.

25. She doesn’t like it when you constantly leave your dirty socks and boxers on the floor.

Hot white couple posing - 50 Things Women Should Know About Women

26. She wants you to put the toilet seat down and replace the tissue. That will save her nagging you as she doesn’t want to be a nag.

27. Giving a woman cunnilingus (aka MouthAction) is a requirement not a choice during sex. If she doesn’t want you to do it, you’re not doing it right and if you’re one of those men that say you don’t do it, you can lie to your friends but you can’t lie to us, we know you do. If you’re one of the few that really don’t, we think you’re selfish and you’re missing out because it’s one of the best ways to make a woman orgasm.

28. pre-intimacy is a must! If she’s not wet why are you trying to make sex a painful, instead of an enjoyable experience. If you have had three quickies or there’s been non orgasmic sex for your woman by the fourth session in a row MAKE IT HAPPEN DAMN IT..you know you know how to.

29. Cinema is not a good first date option – take her to dinner or for drinks. Better still be creative. She likes out of the box thinking. A bike ride, picnic in the park or TV show recording would give you brownie points.

30. She’s not a gold digger if she’s expecting you to pay on the first date. If she hasn’t offered to pay for anything by date number 10 then she probably is.

31. If she is not into football and she sits down to watch football matches with you, it is torture for her. You owe her a nice gift (flowers or chocolate will do) or a good night out.

32. She finds a man in a suit sexy. Your trainers, jeans or trackies can stay locked away a few times a year.

33. She isn’t your mother so clean up your shit. She wants help with the cleaning and dishes. She’s not your maid or your mum and doesn’t enjoy doing it all. At the least you could make sure you take the bins out.

34. The internet isn’t just for watching funny videos and porn it is a source of great relationship material and advice..USE IT!

35. Her best friend knows everything. Sorry.

36. She wants you to make her laugh and put her smile on her face. Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.

37. You will never fully understand a woman. No matter how much you try.

38. She likes to talk.

39. If you’re into porn, let her know so she can tell you if she’s cool with it or not. It will save arguments down the line.

40. Just not telling her is also actually lying.

41. If you’ve cheated and she has chosen to forgive you, she will never forget and every once in a while her feelings of hurt and jealousy will arise. If you decided to stay you have to deal with that and not get angry at her.

42. She wants to meet this ‘old friend’…hmmm?

43. A man that can change your tyre and fix your computer or a dodgy cupboard is incredibly sexy.

44. She doesn’t really think that your beer belly is sexy. You expect her to stay slim and cute, even after she’s had a baby. All you have done is eat so you do the same.

45. She wants to know if you needed to defend her that you would. She also wants to be able to know that she can depend on you if she needs it.

46. If you have children together mummy can’t and should not have to play daddy too. Get involved guys.

47. You guys like it when we’re spontaneous! Well she likes to be surprised too. You can organise a date night once in a while, that is not going to the cinema. Make date night a priority, not just for a few weeks but forever.

48. She doesn’t want to do anal sex. Do you like objects placed in your butt hole? Well neither do we.

49. She’s not always happy about having to give you a Mouth Action. At least make sure your sweaty balls are clean and when she is happy to do it, she will always give you the performance of her life. Appreciate it!

50. If she asks you ‘do you think her friend or some random chick is pretty’, your answer should always be hell no!


Ladies of now don't cook like their mothers, they drink like their fathers

RomanceRe: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by Atmmachine(m): 3:03am On Oct 02, 2014
That's why most ladies will remain unmarried..
#Too much rules.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by Atmmachine(m): 2:56am On Oct 02, 2014
Sexipea: ...............and so I felt I should share this pictures. My twin sister is my mum cool
Your body dey like who like sex so much grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by Atmmachine(m): 2:45am On Oct 02, 2014
Sexipea: ...............and so I felt I should share this pictures. My twin sister is my mum cool
I already saved the two pictures on my laptop..
Why then did you delete one picture ??
PoliticsRe: Photos: Nigerian Heads Of State From Independence Till Date (1960-2014) by Atmmachine(m): 7:40pm On Oct 01, 2014
Wulfruna: My question for u is simple: Why do ur comments always come with a picture that has nothing to do with what u are saying?
Don't i have the right to do whatever i wanna do ?

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