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A well known Playboy model from Germany, Cathy Schmitz last Saturday in Austria wedded her Prince Charming, 81 year old Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner. Not even a 57-year age gap could stop this love, guys.

The couple married at the Schönbrunn Palace. Their fairytale wedding included a horse drawn carriage with four Lipizzan horses and two doves released into the air. Cathy has a young daughter named Leonie, who watched her mother say “I do” in a white dress with a matching purple belt and a glittering headband. The bride wore a trio of spectacular looks on her big day. Photos are all below.Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner Richard is a Viennese society figure who is famous for always paying a high-profile celebrity to be his date for the annual Vienna Opera Ball.

He made headlines in February when he called Kim Kardashian “annoying” after he paid her $500,000 to attend the event as his date. His past dates have included Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Nicollette Sheridan and Carmen Electra.This is Richard’s fifth time down the aisle, with the magnate telling reporters, “Hopefully, this time it’s the right thing.”

According to his bride: “We did not intend to fall in love. It just happened. Love knows no age.”

1stola:
*shaking *
I'm so scared.
can you pls stfu?

Modafucker..
#I don't have time for you.
Good-bye, son

IRONY OF LIFE

Peter of P-Square must have been feeling really fly looking at his Bentley parked in the garage. By Nigerian standards, a Bentley is a very ‘decent’ car to have, even the wealthiest don’t just drive their Bentleys ‘anyhow’ on the streets.

One wouldn’t find them driving the wonder-on-wheels to their offices, only to parties where they’ll be sure to ‘oppress’ their fellow millionaires and masses alike.

However, Peter Okoye had a reality check when he saw his very own Bentley been used as a police car in Dubai, where he is presently with his brother, for a concert.

He couldn’t help but air his frustration on Instagram when he uploaded the above picture of the ‘royal’ Dubai police cars made up of Ferraris, Bugattis, side-by-side with a beat-up Nigeria Police’s vehicle. He captioned it, “Bugatti, Ferrari, even my very own Bentley as police car in Dubai. Somebody please send me IG’s number#Hiluxx#NaJokeO.”






Lol.. Bro Peter no vex. There will be some Artistes in some countries of the world that will be struggling to buy our own Police car too just like you also struggled to buy Police Car in Dubai.

Come to think of it truly, how can they be using Bentley as a police car? Those guys won't hesitate to use iphone 6 in a call center.

1stola:
Talkative - MzMariah , Mrsbreezy, beren, idowuogbo, Kachisbarbie
ATTENTION SEEKER/ ANNOYING KID - iceberylin , Atmmachine , flyca
"INSULTER" or mouthed: Pwettylady, peppyluv02, OLADD
Mr. neutral - pagan9ja
clown- lesbianboy, smallpenis, mrolodo
wicked mod - mynd44

My Nigga..
#Don't fucck with me.
Respect yourself or i'm gonna give it to raw.

Reasons for failed marriages = #Women forking outside their matrimonial homes

Tell the husband to swear he never fork any girl after he married Ini-edo.
Na Ogun go kill am

Ok..
Thanks for the info,but i won't apply.
I love my Bus Driver job

Yes !!!!!
In the dream

Please, Help me !!!!
#I'm new on Nairaland, How do i comment on a topic ??

If Chelsea Wins This Game, make i die this night

donsteady:
Op, how old are u

How old do you think i am ??

1stola:
*hiss*
seun needs to create kid section on nl.

Mumu..
Your foolishness is epic

For the Men:
You are in love with two girls and they both would like to marry you. One of them is a virgin and has sworn never to have sex with anybody before marriage, including you. The other has done it with previous boyfriend(s) and is happy to do it with you. In all other respects, the two girls are exactly alike. Which one would you marry ??

For the Women:
Two close male friends are proposing marriage to you. They are exactly alike except that one of them doesn’t believe in premarital sex and would not ‘do it’ with you until you’re married. The other one has done it with other girl(s) and is ready to do it with you if you’ll allow it. Which marriage proposal would you accept?

GoodGirl2:
Remember to advise the men who fork these married women as well.
Without them, these women will be faithful to their husbands.

Were they forced to open their legs ??

GoodGirl2:
Do these women fork themselves?

#No
They let themselves to be forked

The liverpool fan that keeps us updated when Nepa takes light or when the dish signal is bad..
#He checks the scores with his phone & announce to everyone what the scores was.

That chelsea fan that will pay #100 in West-ham vs Newcastle game just to sleep & enjoy the A.c

The witches & Wizard association..
That moment when you see some random guys supporting Swansea or West-Ham.
#Just know they're members of Witches & Wizard Association of Nigeria

mundus:
This is pure photoshop, look at the texts closely.

Shut the fork up.
If live in london you would have seen those buses with the jonathan inscription

I prefer a cheating wife..
I will place #Magun on her.

Women are cheat, that was why i turned gay

Nigerians in the United Kingdom have started campaigning for President Jonathan’s re-election in 2015. However, political analysts are questioning the development because Nigerians in the Diaspora cannot vote in the coming elections.

This is bizarre and i'm sure there is an explanation for it.Two days ago, Kim left Paris with North West.However, she exited the hotel alone and got to the car, opened the car door and her face literally dropped when she realized either North West wasn't there, or she left her behind.
She then went back and emerged with North West.
Now reports say she forgot her ,but maybe she expected someone to have put her in the car already.
But it doesn't make sense

I will wait till everyone buys their goats before i will kidnap 3 or 4 goats

Will the ram meat cure Ebola ??
#Muslims & their foolishness.

Do you know why i hate some Nigerians ??
They're so dumb & they ain't willing to learn..

The reason why the scrotal sac is located outside the body is because the body temperature is very hot.
Have you gone to a sperm bank ??
Why are the sperm stored in the refrigerator & not in the oven ??


The reason why so many men have smelly balls is because the wear tight under wears.
Ask yourself why so many ladies wear boxers.
Wearing pant for a long day will keep air from refreshing their pusssy thereby making their cat to smell