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Will his pure water cure Ebola ??

# Story for the gods.
He want to transfer the evil spirit TB Joshua fail to cast out into his pure water

P.D.P playing hide & seek with Nigerians since 1867.


# Story for the gods

Man of God.
Where are the pictures of his said girlfriend & the child ??
This will be a story for the gods if you fail to back your story up with pictures

Ehhhhmmmmmmmmm

I just forgot what i wanted to write.

I won't condone a cheating wife.
If my wife cheats on me & i eventually find out, I'm gonna Divorce her immediately.
There're many ladies out there looking for husbands

seunlayi:
he go tell God say na wetin God created kill him.

Double wahala for dead body

He came from the pusssy & he died on the pusssy

Wetin he go tell God ??

FORMER EFCC Chairman and Adamawa state governorship aspirant Mallam Nuhu Ribadu pictured tending to his cattle in his farm.

Kim stepped out in a braless top as she and Kanye went on a date night in Hollywood..There must be something about Kim's braless outfit which made Kanye to keep looking at her like like as if she's a television

A 78-year-old politician, Adedayo Deru has died in Ogun State during sex with his 30 year old lover, hairdresses Ijimo Ibrahim old.

Adedayo Deru, despite the huge age difference was in a secret love affair with Ijimoh. Unfortunately, September 30, 2014, he collapsed on her chest and died on the spot. She dumped his corpse on a roadside and according to Punch, Ijimo is now finding it hard to explain her situation to police investigators at the Department of Criminal Investigation of the Ogun State Police Command, Eleweran, Abeokuta.

Ibrahim, who was never married, has two children with two other men. Sitting on the floor with agony etched on her face, Ibrahim narrated how her lover, who was married to another woman, died.

“He only came for sex in the mornings so that his wife would not suspect,” the fair
complexioned woman said, as her face revealed that she would prefer not to relive the sordid details of the affair.
The late Deru and Ibrahim met six years ago in Odogbolu.
“There was a day I was with him. We had sex but the wife caught us. So, I had to leave the town shortly after. I went to Lagos to work as an apprentice hairdresser."

According to Ibrahim, after her apprenticeship and a love affair in Lagos that resulted in a child, she was back in Odogbolu, where another love affair resulted in another child.

“None of the fathers of my children were good. They never took care of me or the children. I turned to the only person who has been really helpful to me. My lover (Deru) was a good man. He helped me anytime I called on him. When we reconnected after I got back from Lagos, we continued our love affair secretly because he was always there when I needed help.”
Asked what sort of help Deru rendered, Ibrahim said he sometimes gave her foodstuffs or money for food, which she said was up to N1,000 on each occasion. So, she and Deru enjoyed a sexual experience that endured until their final encounter, which has put her in police net as a murder suspect.
She said:

“He came as usual on September 30 around 9am. I was on my way out of the house; I was going to work already that day. But he met me as I got out of the door and said he was visiting me. I told him I could spare some hours before I left for work, so I went back inside with him. As soon as we got in, he stripped and I did the same. It was just one round of sex that we had and I don’t know why that could have killed him.

Our lovemaking was not even that long. He started complaining that he was not feeling fine. He said he was feeling tired and dizzy. Shortly after, he collapsed and stopped breathing.”
When Deru became unresponsive, Ibrahim said she became frightened. Confused about what to do next, she dialled the telephone number of a male relation, explaining what had happened.

“My brother (the relation) told me to calm down, promising to come to my aid later that afternoon so that we could decide on what to do. But when I did not see him by evening, I realised he had run away and switched off his mobile telephone in fear,” she said.
Ibrahim had to turn to another acquaintance who eventually agreed to help her dispose of the body.

“We thought if I reported to the police, I would be in serious trouble. I didn’t know I was making a terrible decision.”
It was around 3am the following day when Ibrahim disposed of Deru’s body with the help of a commercial motorcycle rider living in her house. The motorcyclist, Benjamin Friday, who tried his best to present his version of the events that led to his involvement in disposing of the body, said he had no idea that Deru was already dead.

“When they woke me up to help them carry a body, I was told it was her (Ibrahim’s) elderly relation. I was really sleepy, they only told me he was ill and they wanted to dump his body on a roadside so that he would not die in her house,” he said.
Asked how he could possibly help carry a body and would not know whether it was that of a dead man, Friday said he was sleepy at the time.

“I told them I would not touch the man’s body. Someone sat behind me supporting the man’s body. I only drove them to the roadside. They put the body down and I left.”
Also in police custody was a photographer friend of Ibrahim, Funmilayo Moyegun, who said she was only requested to be there “to take his (Deru’s) photograph.”

“I only held the lamp when the body was being dumped,” she said.
Deru’s body was said to have been dumped about 100 metres away from his lover’s house on Oladipo Diya Road, Odogbolu. The police were called to the scene when the body was found by residents of the area.

Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, said after a thorough police investigation, the body was eventually traced to Ibrahim. According to him, investigation would continue into the matter.

“We would determine how the man died and whether her version of the story correlates with the circumstances of the death,” Adejobi said.
He revealed that an autopsy would help the police determine the level of culpability of the prime suspect.

Just resgister your presence by posting a comment or giving out your facebook or phone number & someone will hook up with you or probably flirt with you..

You can state what you want . Eg: Sexual friendship,plain friendship with no strings attached or spouse

I just forgot what i wanted to write.

This is a story about how My elder sister was assaulted by a in Lagos when the car she was travelling in ran into a hole and got stuck. She narrated her ordeal which is very ugly and it’s quite worrisome. Will our police ever learn? When will these people stop misusing power!


“On the 8th of October 2014 she got assaulted by a Policewoman. This is what happened.

On her way home from Oshodi-Isolo LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria with a friend Godwin Charles after her NYSC clearance their vehicle (Honda accord) entered a hole which pulled part of the car bumper. The policewoman standing in front controlling the traffic kept shouting at them. And so Godwin who was driving, tried to explain to her that the car bumper was stuck, but she insisted that we should get out of the way. A man told her friend not to move, warning that if he did, the entire bumper would be ripped from the car. He then crossed over to the side of the road, and helped them fix the bumper so they could move on. Continue below…

The policewoman named, Justina, walked towards the window, facing where she was sitting and shouted in broken English “SEE AS YOU FAT LIKE MUMU FULL THE MOTOR.” her friend and my sister came out from the car asking the woman what they had done wrong to be insulted in that manner.

She kept shouting and raising hell. she was wearing her NYSC uniform at the time, so my sister walked towards her. Surprisingly, she pushed my sister back and pulled out her weapon (a baton) and hit her on the face three times.

The first one knocked her glasses off her face while the rest hit parts of her face which resulted in instant bleeding. she bled for a long time while searching for the woman until she clearly heard her colleagues telling her to run and hide.

The police woman took to their advice and ran away. Other policewomen suddenly surfaced at the scene and one of them started calling my friend an armed robber for no reason. they asked the policemen which station they were from, but they refused to tell us.

Godwin then decided to block the entire road causing traffic, in order to force the police woman to reveal what police station they were from. Finally, one of the female police officers told them that they were from Makinde police station, in Mafoluku, Oshodi.

A few minutes later a police Hilux vehicle arrived at the scene telling them to get back inside our car so we could go to Makinde police station. A police man sat at the back seat of their car, while the rest remained in their vehicle , driving in front of them to Makinde police station.

When they got to the station my friend asked for the station officer (S.O) – but they said he wasn’t around. My Sister & her friend tried to explain the situation to the two policewomen they met at the station. Suddenly, one of them started telling her friend to reduce his voice, saying that they should keep the incident a secret.

One of the policemen who came to the scene where she was assaulted, approached them and told her that his boss, who is a female, would like to see my sister in her office. When she got to the office, she summoned the policewoman that assaulted my sister over the phone and also called another police man named David to investigate the matter.

My sister's friend narrated the incident to the police boss in detail.

Justina, the policewoman who assaulted my sister finally came in for questioning. Their boss proceeded to ask her to explain what had happened. The policewoman then began to lie, saying that Godwin and my sister had beaten her up, and that they took her police cap and removed buttons from her uniform.

After Justina’s stories, her superior could tell that she was lying. And so she ordered David to put Justina in a police cell. Afterwards my sister wrote her statements.

The police boss then begged her to forgive Justina. She then took my sister's phone numbers and promised to call them when they need her. She agreed and left the station.

My sister still intends to take proper legal action against Justina because she may have been brutalizing others and getting away with it. I also want her to face the consequences of her actions.”

Nollywood actress, Ini Edo has changed her name on Twitter from @Ini4phil to @inidelicious01. This could be part of the several changes the actress is making in her life at the moment following the crash of her marriage to businessman Philip Ehiagwina. At the moment, the actress has well over 316,000 followers on twitter, while she follows 464 people. Ini4phil has been her Twitter identity since she got married to her husband in 2008 and the change, is bound to be taken as one reflecting her new found freedom....

On Saturday 4th Oct, 2Face Idibia & Wizkid performed together live for the first time…EVER at 2Face’s nightclub “Rumors” in Festac Town, Lagos.

The two superstar artistes performed their first collaborative track”Dance Go” and some of their solo hits as well!

During Wizkid’s performance of “Show Me The Money”VIP guests threw thousands of Naira in the air! They also “showered” the duo with thousands of Naira notes when they performed their Hennessy single “Dance Go” together.

The culture of spraying new money at parties has been around since before I was born, but it’s illegal according to the Central Bank Of Nigeria, which terms spraying as “Naira abuse” and a punishable offense. I’m glad none of these law enforcement officials were there when 2Baba & Wizzy were being sprayed! Also at the event showing love & support were Annie Idbia, Sound Sultan & DJ Spinall.

On Saturday 4th Oct, 2Face Idibia & Wizkid performed together live for the first time…EVER at 2Face’s nightclub “Rumors” in Festac Town, Lagos.

The two superstar artistes performed their first collaborative track”Dance Go” and some of their solo hits as well!

During Wizkid’s performance of “Show Me The Money”VIP guests threw thousands of Naira in the air! They also “showered” the duo with thousands of Naira notes when they performed their Hennessy single “Dance Go” together.

The culture of spraying new money at parties has been around since before I was born, but it’s illegal according to the Central Bank Of Nigeria, which terms spraying as “Naira abuse” and a punishable offense. I’m glad none of these law enforcement officials were there when 2Baba & Wizzy were being sprayed! Also at the event showing love & support were Annie Idbia, Sound Sultan & DJ Spinall.

No guy is single.
You either snatch him from another lady or you share him another lady, but the important thing is to be the highest shareholder..

To my Guys:
The Pusssy ain't yours
It's just your turn

heskeyw:
Sanchez!! Lmao. The faith of nigerian virgins lies on their hands and soaps.

After, them go come dey claim virgin

Are you tired of life ??
Do you want to die ??
#Smell a yoruba girl's pant

Their fates lies in their hands, soap & vaseline

No guy is a virgin..
If you haven't had sex with any girl then you must be one of the #Team vaseline.
You use your hand to empty your tank (Mas*tur*ba*tion)

Next time address yourself as a secondary virgin

eating snakes

Canadian food

We eat anything

Have you eaten fried lizard with crocodile blood ??
Just try it & thank me later.

1stola:
Chai!
shm
I knew this prick was an àsshole

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