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Travel / Re: Moving Permanently To The US by Atmmachine(m): 10:54pm On Mar 19, 2016
Onila2:



Hmmm what of Canada?

It is way easier
Travel / Re: Moving Permanently To The US by Atmmachine(m): 10:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
Onila2:
Hi all,pls am trying to move to America and would need help in terms of info. Little details about me: am a female,29,single,self employed, a very good cake and event decorator and will graduate this year.

I would like to work with my cake making and event planning skills not with my certificate.

Pls what are my chances and how do i go about it?

The easiest way to come live permanently in America is through the American visa lottery but unfortunately Nigerians are no longer eligible because the have exceeded the number given to them (There are about 2 million Nigerians who won the visa lottery

There are no other ways left except to marry an American citizen and you will come here immediately.

Even if your mother or father is an American citizen, it will be difficult to get you over here.

It took 6 years before my mother finally brought me to America

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 9:06pm On Mar 19, 2016
zynzyn:


America has a corrupt concept of 'freedom' that is why they are so morally bankrupt!

Marijuana is not a hard drug?? Why not give it to your children, younger brothers or Sisters!!

A woman in her fifties, high on this Igbo, killed an 18 year old because he refused to sleep with her. It happened live in Agege!!

I know of 2 ppl. who LOST THIER MINDS immediately after smoking marijuana FOR THE FIRST TIME! I saw one case live in LASU!!

Ñote that Nigerian Marijuana is probably THE STRONGEST in the world! Shabaranks of Jamaica confirmed this!!

Shut up.
I know about 400 kids between the ages of 3 to 8 that takes marijuana.
You still have the Nigerian mentality.
So, everyone that smokes weed do bad thinks ??
The president of America, Barack Obama smokes weed more than snoop Dogg, but he became the president of America

Marijuana is used in treating epilepsy .
Shut up Nigerian marijuana is a cigarette.
Snoop Dogg or Rick Ross or any American can't smoke Nigerian weed because it's fake as shiit.

Have you heard of OG kush ??
Travel / Re: HOW Does It Feel To Board A Plane For The First Time. Share Your Experience. by Atmmachine(m): 8:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
The worst experience.
I traveled to the USA in 2003 and since then i vowed never to enter an airplane again in my life.

When taking off, i became sick and threw up, i got the worst experience when the plane was landing, i died and woke up

I only travel on trains, thank God the railways in the USA travels to every state

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 9:25pm On Mar 18, 2016
JiggamanGh:


So you people call your village a country. Nigeria's not and will never be a country.

What you are from South Sudan ??
Shut up.
Hungry dog
Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 9:24pm On Mar 18, 2016
numericalguy:



You guys will never learn, envy, hate and badmouthing Nigerians has never and will never bring us down. If we were so bad as you say, why then do you lose your jobs, economies and even your women to us. Think my friend. Think!!!

We have the best economy on the African continent and all you could say is luck. Please don't let sane and intelligent people hear you say that. That means the American and Chinese economies are all based on "luck".
Shut up, little bastard.
What do you know ??
Nigeria has the best economy in Africa, South Africa is second, Kenya is on the 8th position.
Only one Nigerian citizen will buy Kenya, have you heard of the richest man in Africa ?? Dangote, yes , he will buy the whole of Kenya.

Kid.
You need to go back to school

Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 9:18pm On Mar 18, 2016
zynzyn:


Marijuana is not a hard drug?!

Do u know what guys smoke in the north?!

U will puke nonstop!!

ASK!! undecided lipsrsealed

Marijuana is not a hard drug.
Marijuana is legal in 23 states in America, if you can't eat you can go to your doctor and he will give you a card to go purchase marijuana, is that a hard drug ?? Why is cocaine not legal ?? Are you more intelligent that the doctors in American that knows the importance of marijuana ??

Continue deceiving yourself.

I repeat again there is no hard drugs in Nigeria.
What do guys in the north take ?? Gum ?? Fuel ?? Codein ?? Tramadol ?? Is that a hard drug ??


Have you heard of lean ??
Have you heard of PCP , i pray you don't know about it because it kills people instantly.
Have you heard of krokodil ?? It rots people's body, you will see the toes or fingers rot and fall, or amputate the leg.
Have you heard of crack ??
Have you heard of Heroin ??

Come to America and i will show you 100 hard drugs you haven't heard of
Romance / Re: I Just Met A Very Handsome And Intelligent Nairalander by Atmmachine(m): 4:38pm On Mar 18, 2016
Her boyfriend thinks he has a very faithful girlfriend not knowing she's on Nairaland looking for a good dick to fucckk.

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Romance / Re: I Just Met A Very Handsome And Intelligent Nairalander by Atmmachine(m): 4:36pm On Mar 18, 2016
When girls needs some good dick, they can take it to another level

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Politics / Re: Policemen Going To Rivers For Rerun In Accident (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2016
HdWizzy:


cows and human life, which is better?
Cows
Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by Atmmachine(m): 2:52pm On Mar 18, 2016
abujaniv:


Hello flowing12,

Read what you just wrote. You were barred from reentering our country for five years. Please do not waste your family's money by applying within that five-year period. To be frank, if you have a history of being turned around or deported, it would be in your interest to consider traveling to other countries.

Regards,
Abuja NIV Team
Barred from entering the U.S for 5 years period, is she allowed to reenter after 5 years or barred forever ??
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Shades Nellie Mayshak, Pension DG by Atmmachine(m): 2:17pm On Mar 18, 2016
He will give Buhari a good blow- job and she will be free.

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Politics / Re: CCT’ll Rule On Saraki’s Motion To Dismiss Charges March 24 by Atmmachine(m): 2:13pm On Mar 18, 2016
Can someone tell me how many people who've been convicted of any time in Buhari's regime.

Bunch of noise makers

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Politics / Re: Policemen Going To Rivers For Rerun In Accident (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 2:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
BrainnewsNg:


Calm down. Cry no more.

Do you know what those cow went through ?
Politics / Re: Policemen Going To Rivers For Rerun In Accident (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 1:49pm On Mar 18, 2016
They should be taken to court for killing innocent cows and i hope they get 60 years prison sentence.

What did the innocent cows do to deserve this brutal death.
R.I.P innocent cows

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Webmasters / Re: Please, Help by Atmmachine(m): 10:35am On Mar 18, 2016

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Webmasters / Please, Help by Atmmachine(m): 10:24am On Mar 18, 2016
I need some help.
When i share my blog post on twitter, the images don't show.
What's the problem ??
Can someone help rectify the issue
Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 10:46pm On Mar 17, 2016
zynzyn:


Seriously!

Can u imagine how much money Brazilian Soccer players all over the globe have been contributing to their economy?!

Can u imagine how many Nigerians our footballers in Europe are feeding, even though most of them don't play for very big clubs?!

Besides, sports does a lot for a country's image, which cannot be quantified.

Think also of how it engages a Nations youth, keeping them off hard drugs and crime!!
There is no hard drug in Nigeria
Properties / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Games Village In Nnewi In 4D (Pix) by Atmmachine(m): 8:24pm On Mar 17, 2016
NenweIstson:
Immediately after nnewi going toward ozoubulu by the left side

After Nnewi going towards ozubulu, is it near Beverly hills hotel ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: Europa League (1 - 1) On 17th March 2016 by Atmmachine(m): 8:21pm On Mar 17, 2016
Is Liverpool a football club ??
The only football club in the world is Manchester united and Aston Villa.
Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 7:51pm On Mar 17, 2016
henry49:
Egypt is not a local Govt.

And what are they known for ??
Properties / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Games Village In Nnewi In 4D (Pix) by Atmmachine(m): 7:49pm On Mar 17, 2016
Nwadiala:
What we need is industry not relaxation investment

Industry ??
He has over 100 industry and over 700 employees.
How foolish are you ??
Properties / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Games Village In Nnewi In 4D (Pix) by Atmmachine(m): 7:48pm On Mar 17, 2016
NenweIstson:
Massive construction going on as I passed there now.

Where is it located ??
Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 5:20pm On Mar 17, 2016
zynzyn:


Let's get objective here!!

Kenya is more respected than Nigeria!

US president is Kenyan born!!

They are Africa's most successful and respected sporting nation, followed by Ethiopia perhaps!

Which Sport does Nigeria dominate globally?!

Is it not due to our love for mediocrity, nepotism and corruption that we cannot dominate a sport?!

Let's face facts. I am a Nigerian but I will not defend Nigerian Scumbags destroying our name so that I get embarrassed whenever I get to go abroad!!

For your information.
Barack Obama wasn't born in Kenya and he's only been to Kenya once, he don't even know who his father was, he only saw him when he was 12 years old.

Now, we're talking about economy and wealth not sports, na sports go feed the country ??
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman In Trouble For Battering Indian Lover (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:05am On Mar 17, 2016
femliany:

is small bruh..what am saying is that that kind of game is always expensive like hardley chase novel'You'll never know with women'

But she ain't my wife.
What do i gain or loose if another guy is fuccking the hell out of her ??
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman In Trouble For Battering Indian Lover (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:51am On Mar 17, 2016
femliany:

your GF collected 400k from mumu Indian abi?and you believe that?continue ma fi ori oka sere

Sorry to break your heart.
The money was paid into my account and i gave it to my girl.
That money is very small for a baller
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman In Trouble For Battering Indian Lover (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:47am On Mar 17, 2016
sweetylicious:
you are not a good person.so u allowed your girlfriend to collect the money from the guy.

And swear with your life you haven't asked a guy for money or collected money/gift from any man.

Take your preaching to hell
Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 9:46am On Mar 17, 2016
aribisala0:
Only the insecure need to put others down so they can feel good.All African countries are important .Let us build our relationships and trade so Africa can shine.

And what is your Kenyan guy saying about Nigerian men ??
Crime / Re: 'One Chance' Robbers Apprehended In Jos (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:41am On Mar 17, 2016
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Hey.
Why can't you just go get a job ??
Must you post that shiit everyday ?
Romance / Re: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Atmmachine(m): 9:39am On Mar 17, 2016
aribisala0:
Ignorant

And what African country are you from ??

Sudan ??

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