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Politics / Re: Ambode Breaks Down In Tears As APC Bigwigs Settle For Sanwo-Olu - Pulse by Austinoiz(m): 4:10pm On Sep 17, 2018
This Ambode and brown teeth case tire me ooo. If brown teeth shoves him out of APC, he should be man enough to try his luck elsewhere. Na only APC dey lag?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man, Two Others Nabbed In Bangkok Drug Bust by Austinoiz(m): 3:37pm On Sep 17, 2018
The guru wasn't successful this time around.
Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello's Convoy Involved In An Accident In Abuja by Austinoiz(m): 3:32pm On Sep 17, 2018
Did the idiot die?

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Politics / Re: ‘Don’t Panic’; Air Force Begins Training For Aerial Displays In Abuja. Photos by Austinoiz(m): 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2018
Saraki- monitoring demons.
Culture / Re: 'Omoyele Sowore Could Have Been Turned To Goat For Desecration Of Ooni's Status' by Austinoiz(m): 3:29pm On Sep 17, 2018
Afonjas and their stupid superstitious believes sef. So you people turn to goats periodically for not bowing to a fellow man.
You people are really Zone Bs.

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Politics / Re: Senator Bukola Saraki In Lagos To Meet With PDP Delegates by Austinoiz(m): 3:11pm On Sep 17, 2018
yemmight:
Don't go where you will be stoned o. Remember this is Lagos where you are not welcome in most parts of our Lagos.

Shut up!

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Crime / Re: Two Suspected Cultists Arrested Over Murder Of Austrian Returnee (photos) by Austinoiz(m): 3:10pm On Sep 17, 2018
See them! Unkempt children of a oduduwa. Wasted idiots chopping life off a useful fellow.
Politics / Re: Is The Federal Character Principle Necessary?, By Kenneth Amaeshi by Austinoiz(m): 10:54am On Sep 17, 2018
I used to think Zone Bs exist l only in the West, going by 2015 post-election census but now, my East brothers are aggressively chasing the trophy.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Calls Jonathan A "Zoologist From The Swamps Of Otuoke" by Austinoiz(m): 10:41am On Sep 14, 2018
Oshiomhole has lost every and any measure of respect I had for him ( if at all I still have any for a man who has being proving GEJ's allegation right with every word and action of his) with the stupid insult on GEJ.
Ordinary party chairmanship, he's acting up like an emperor, what will then happen if this misfit of a man makes it to Aso Rock one day?
God forbid a future psychiatric patient no.1 on us.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets Buhari Over Ambode’s Reelection Controversy by Austinoiz(m): 4:35pm On Sep 12, 2018
Usu (BAT) and Amuobi can go and die for all I know...greedy chimps.
Politics / Re: Uproar In Kogi PDP Over Rumoured Plan By Saraki To Manipulate Delegates List by Austinoiz(m): 1:45pm On Sep 10, 2018
Jankara journalism from Lagos-Ibadan Express way... No prove, no credible source.
Sports / Re: Liberia Vs Nigeria: Rohr Announces 18-Man Squad For Friendly by Austinoiz(m): 1:40pm On Sep 10, 2018
Good for those that have been playing secondle fiddle all along. Lets see what they've got to offer because IMG (Ighalo Must Go).

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Politics / Re: Theresa May Meets Emmy Kasbit, Nigerian Designer Of Ankara Jacket by Austinoiz(m): 10:57am On Sep 07, 2018
elmodee7:


idiot.
Do u need to advertise your insane. Is the lifeless your own?. Why are u being unnecessarily stupid?
Celebrities / Re: Skiibii To Harrysong: 'Don't Die, I Don’t Want To Use Your Photos For R.I.P' by Austinoiz(m): 2:57pm On Sep 06, 2018
If the kumkum noisemaker wan die, mek em die nah. Who dey pity am. All these cultists sef.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Her Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren Worth 25 Million by Austinoiz(m): 2:54pm On Sep 06, 2018
This Geh is an expert in finishing from the back, judging from her posture on the car. If you know, you know.

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Celebrities / Re: Onyii Alex Wows In Sexy Photos by Austinoiz(m): 2:49pm On Sep 06, 2018
Caseless:
grin

"fast rising" to where? It's always baffling to see these bloggers bringing unknown airheads to our notice on this empty forum and tag them "actresses". 100% of actresses pasted here, I don't know them; but they say they're popular. Bloggers are domkops!

She's an actress, my dear. Why don't you admit you don't watch Nollywood instead pouring your needless bile here.
Onyii Alex, we know.
You, which blogger knows you?

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Politics / Re: PDP Mocks Osinbajo Over N10,000 Empowerment Of ‘agbo Jedi’ by Austinoiz(m): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2018
N10000 empowerment for Afonjas? Oh I give up for the red roof republic. So their zombiism has actually turned to ravaging penury.
Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity Looms Again As NUPENG Threatens Strike Over Sack Of Workers by Austinoiz(m): 2:17pm On Sep 06, 2018
Hmmmm...SARS officers for NUPENG easyyyyooo! Plz mek una pity for us ooo, na beg we dey beg oo
Politics / Re: Buhari Mohammed Dankwambo Dumps PDP For APC by Austinoiz(m): 2:02pm On Sep 06, 2018
yarimo:
Everyone wants to be with the relevant and winning party the APC.

BUHARI / OSIBANJO till 2023

APC till 9096

How bottom pot lickers talk when unexpected food gets to him.
Politics / Re: Rivers State APC Adopts Indirect Primaries by Austinoiz(m): 1:58pm On Sep 06, 2018
APC is resident in oblivion in Rivers state.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Moment Lightning Struck The White House In US (pics) by Austinoiz(m): 12:08pm On Sep 05, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
I was there live , there was commotion everywhere when the lightening struck. We initially thought it was a terrorist attack and the delta force immediately swung into action. I was tasked with the job of keeping the children of all the staffs, cleaners ,cooks gardeners etc and their children and pets safe in a room. One of the commandos directed them into a room and ordered me to stand in front of the door and protect them with my life. Everyone was scared. It wasn't easy at all.

Bros who ask u for all these analyses?
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Rocks Kembe With Kunle Afolayan In New Adorable Photo by Austinoiz(m): 11:54am On Sep 05, 2018
Is this news?

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Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha, His Wife Nkechi And Children, Daniella & A-Jay Okocha New Photo by Austinoiz(m): 11:48am On Sep 05, 2018
Giovanotto:
my neighbor wants to consult a witch doctor for her lost chicken ..for a chicken that was not even delicious

Start vomitting every every ma nigga or brace up for this.

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Crime / Re: Man Uses Lover As Collateral To Borrow Money by Austinoiz(m): 11:42am On Sep 05, 2018
Afonjas can't even be trusted in ordinary things talk more of when important and sensitive issues like money and emotional attachment are involved.
Odikwa egwu ooo!
Crime / Re: Mahalia Akatugba, Nigerian Girl Missing In Ghana (Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 11:28am On Sep 05, 2018
Chai!, there is trouble ooo! I pray she returns because yahoo boys and Andy RODICKs full Odoyewu nation.

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Celebrities / Re: AY Covers His Daughter Michelle Makun With Blood Of God From Angela Okorie's Son by Austinoiz(m): 11:57am On Sep 04, 2018
Hmmmm....the boy fine scatter. Future umunwanyi are in trouble.

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Politics / Re: I Joined APC To Help FG Fight Corruption, Says Akpabio by Austinoiz(m): 2:53pm On Aug 30, 2018
GUNswill Akpabio, the fighter, where is your zombified and lifeless AK47?

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Politics / Re: Ameh Ebute Writes Saraki To Resign As Senate President by Austinoiz(m): 12:53pm On Aug 30, 2018
Ebute goan rest, Saraki no dey resign. We die for Nass than for Saraki to step down for a zombie.
Sports / Re: Gennaro Gattuso Slaps Gabriele Bellodi For Posing With A Barcelona Jersey by Austinoiz(m): 12:51pm On Aug 30, 2018
Bloggers ehnn, wickedness and crave for sensational headlines no go let una reach heaven, I swear.
Imagine a playful slap una come post am as if na hot Gattusoan slap.

I haf tire for una.

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Politics / Re: Theresa May Meets Emmy Kasbit, Nigerian Designer Of Ankara Jacket by Austinoiz(m): 12:42pm On Aug 30, 2018
Ekez:
She was more excited to meet a designer than to meet our president

Can anything lifeless be creative?

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy: I Used To Be A Feminist, Why I Stopped Seeing Myself As Feminist by Austinoiz(m): 12:08pm On Aug 30, 2018
All the feminists, I know, have suffered serial heart breaks and/ or frustrated. So take not their pained words serious.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy: I Used To Be A Feminist, Why I Stopped Seeing Myself As Feminist by Austinoiz(m): 12:05pm On Aug 30, 2018
For me, feminism is a thing for frustrated ladies. No lady with a balanced psyche joins them.

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